A/N: Well, here's Chapter 3. Thanks to Taboo22 and Cara2012 for the reviews on Chapter 2. And thanks to everyone who added this story to their favorites list. Hope you guys like this one.

Disclaimers: I don't own DBZ or any of the characters, Akira Toriyama does.

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Nappa finally arrived and scooped up the two chibis. "Nap time!"

"Not sleepy!" Vegeta snapped. "Me too!" Raditz growled. "Then lie down and stare at the at the ceiling!" the bald Saiyan barked. When Nappa entered the Saiyan quarters he dropped the two chibis in a makeshift crib with a mesh lid. "I'm gonna go train a while, this oughta keep you out of trouble ", the Saiyan elite said.

Vegeta studied the material that had the crib's lid tied down. It was too tough to chew through and so was the crib itself.

Slamming his tiny fist down, the royal chibi noticed a flash of energy. Smirking, he rapped his fist against one of the ties. A small blast incinerated the material. Laughter that should have been too evil for such youngsters to make echoed through the quarters. The little Saiyan mischief makers managed to free themselves from the crib.

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Dodoria was on his way to Frieza's throne room when a horrible smell assailed his nostrils. "Uh! What is that stench?" Dodoria growled. "Oy, smells like one of those brats needs his nappy changed!" Jeice called out while holding his nose. The pink blob tapped his scouter, "Nappa, get your worthless hide to Corridor L-12. Those two little brats are polluting the air in here!" "Arrgh! We can't wait 'til that idiot gets here. Somebody has to change that brat now!" Captain Ginyu barked.

"I'm not changing it!" Guldo screeched.

"Me neither!" Jeice protested.

Chibi Vegeta toddled up to Dodoria, who wrinkled up his nose and backed away. "Get away from me, you stinking monkey!", the mass of pink flesh roared. Chibi Raditz phased in behind Captain Ginyu, who immediately pinched his nose shut. "BLASTING FURNACES OF HELL! THIS BRAT REEKS!" he snarled. "Uh, Captain Ginyu, did you forget to change your socks again?" Recoome asked, sniffing the air. "WHAT?" Ginyu demanded. "Oh Kami help us! If the Ginyu Force can't manage a couple of diaper changes!" Burtur snapped. The blue hurricane swiftly had a clean diaper on each of the loudly protesting chibis.

"Way to go, mate! That was fast!" Jeice exclaimed.

"Well, I had plenty of practice with my ten little brothers and sisters", Burtur explained.

"Wow! You had ten brothers and ten sisters?" Recoome asked.

"No! You idiot! I had five brothers and five sisters!" Burtur snapped. "But you just said-", Recoome started. "Just drop it you stupid oaf", Ginyu ordered.

"Mates, where did the runts go?" Jeice asked.

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Zarbon strode down the hall of Frieza's ship trying to look as elegant as possible. "KUSO!" screeched a childish voice. "What's kuso?" Zarbon asked, turning around. Something moist with a horrible stench landed on Zarbon's hair. "THAT'S kuso!" Vegeta snickered. "Incoming!" Raditz chortled as he tossed a "kuso" filled diaper at Zarbon's immaculate clothing. Zarbon screamed in outrage. Nappa came barreling up the corridor. "What have you got in your hair, Zarbon?" "It's a hair growth supplement!", Zarbon snapped sarcastically. "Really?" Nappa asked hopefully. The bald Saiyan grabbed a smelly handful and smeared it on his bald head. "Funny, this smells just like kuso". "BECAUSE IT IS KUSO! You brainless monkey I have CRAP in my hair!", Zarbon screamed. "Then why would you even put that-?" Nappa started.

"Those two little fiends from hell threw it at me!" Zarbon raged as he stormed off. Vegeta and Raditz sat on the floor, sucking their thumbs and trying to look innocent but failing miserably. Nappa sighed, "I'm going to LOCK you in your room! And then I really need a shower!"

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