A/N: Well here is the sixth and sadly the final chapter of Chibis. Sorry, everybody, but I felt this was as far I could go with this story without it turning it into something completely ridiculous. Also, thanks to Meiyo Motou, Taboo22, Mistress of Butterflies, Cara2012, WildVegeta, SuperSaiyanInfinity, and apple pie 33 for all the reviews on Chapter 5.
Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ or any of the characters, Akira Toriyama does.
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Frieza dropped the two Saiyan chibis on the floor beside his throne. "Now, let's see you two little devils get into trouble", he smirked.
Little Vegeta pouted and crossed his arms over his chest.
"Oh my! How you look like just like your adult counterpart", Frieza mocked.
"Blast it all! Why am I sitting with you two? I'm starving", the Ice-Jin growled.
"Dodoria, get over here!" Frieza commanded.
"Yes, Lord Frieza?" Dodoria replied, hurrying over to obey his master's order.
"Watch these two little refugees from a petting zoo while I enjoy my meal. And don't you DARE let them cause any foolishness!" Frieza warned.
Muttering under his breath, Dodoria took his post in front of the throne and glared at Raditz and Vegeta. "You two try anything and by Kami, I'll sit on you both!"
"Eeep!" the two Saiyan chibi cried out in unison.
The enormous pink-fleshed being shifted his stance. Frieza was taking forever. What his master do, hit an "all you can eat" buffet somewhere? Dodoria was getting bored and quite sleepy. His eyes blinked a few times and before he knew it, Dodoria was asleep on his feet and staring to snore.
Little Vegeta looked around to see what they could get into. The young royal Saiyan noticed a large glass sitting on a small table next to Frieza's throne. A dark purplish fluid filled the glass to the rim.
Smacking his lips, the chibi prince scampered up the throne. Chibi Raditz quickly followed. After he grabbed the heavy glass, little Vegeta gave it a sniff and took a large sip.
Chibi Vegeta's eyes went wide before he scrunched up his face and spit the unappealing liquid back into glass. Smirking, the tiny prince handed the glass to Raditz.
Chibi Raditz took a cautious sip and spit his sample of wine back into the glass.
"Nasty!" the long, spiky-haired chibi huffed looking hard at Vegeta as he smacked the glass back onto the table. Chibi Vegeta just snickered.
Dodoria shook himself awake just in time to see chibi Raditz spit into Frieza's glass and place it back on the table. Before the pink blob could react, Frieza had slipped back into his throne and had taken a large gulp from his wine glass.
"Ah, excellent work, Dodoria. You've kept my two little monkey demons out of mischief.
You are dismissed", Frieza declared before he took another sip from his glass.
Staring at the glass, Dodoria shuddered.
"Is something wrong, Dodoria?" the tyrant questioned.
"No, Lord Frieza. Just a slight chill", Dodoria said as he hurried from the room.
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A very annoyed chibi Vegeta sat in Frieza's lap next to chibi Raditz, as Frieza and Zarbon discussed preparations for a meeting with numerous members ad dignitaries of the Planet Trade Organization.
The little royal Saiyan's diaper had become quite damp and very uncomfortable. His spiky, long-haired cohort was squatting awkwardly and making strange facial expressions. "You monkeys do sit still!" Frieza scolded.
Both Saiyan chibis kept shifting around on Frieza's lap and began to make whimpering sounds. "Do be quiet and sit still this instant!" the Ice-Jin snarled. With a final pitiful protest the two chibis went silent. Suddenly, Frieza felt a strange sensation as if something were crawling down his left leg.
"What is that?" Frieza demanded. "If one of you gave me fleas, so help me I will..."
"Oh! You filthy monkey! HOW DARE YOU!" Frieza screeched in outrage as he realized just what had ran down his leg. The little royal Saiyan just missed the puddle at the changeling's feet as he was flung to the floor.
When Frieza grabbed Raditz, the Ice-Jin's eyes widened with horror. The long-haired chibi's diaper was squishy and it gave off the foulest stench the tyrant ever had the misfortune to endure the scent of.
"YOU MISERABLE HELL SPAWN! I should just blast both of you to the next dimension!" Frieza roared as he tossed Raditz to join Vegeta on the floor. Zarbon tried to contain his amusement at the Ice-Jin's predicament but failed miserably.
"Do you find this amusing, Zarbon?" Frieza asked in a dangerous tone.
"Oh, yes! I mean NO Lord Frieza, of course not!" Zarbon spoke up quickly.
"Perhaps you will find it enertaining to...CLEAN THESE BRATS UP!" Frieza snarled,
Zarbon suddenly felt very ill.
The green-haired changeling wrinkled his nose as he scooped up both of the soiled chibis. Zarbon bowed to Frieza and with a mournful sigh, left the throne room.
Frieza forced himself to calm down. Appule entered the throne room, wondering why it suddenly smelled like a sewer. He pointed to the puddle in front of Frieza's throne, "Sir, are you aware that-" Appule began. "Yes, you idiot!" Frieza snarled. "I shall have to postpone our discussion for now. I desperately need to TIDY UP! Go make yourself useful somewhere if that's possible!" the Ice-Jin snapped.
The changeling entertained himself by imagining ending the chibis' lives in various fashions as he went to clean himself up. But Frieza wasn't willing to give up his hold on the Saiyans just yet.
Frieza's meeting with the Planet Trade Organization's assemblage was well underway with still no sign of Zarbon...
Two very wet and soapy Saiyan chibis ran into the throne room, wearing nothing but evil smiles. Stopping before the stunned tyrant and his guests, chibi Vegeta and chibi Raditz both raised their right hands in an obscene gesture and raced out of the room.
"GET BACK HERE, YOU BRATS!" Zarbon screamed as he ran after the two young Saiyans, two towels tucked under his arm. Seeing the gathered assemblage, Zarbon hastily apologized, "I AM SO SORRY!" and took off after the two chibis.
Frieza turned to the Ginyu Force, "Burtur, do get those Saiyan brats properly attired before they expose themselves to the entire ship!"
"I'm on it, Sir!" Burtur replied.
Before the blue hurricane could even move, an explosion rocked the ship.
"Let me just guess", Frieza sighed.
"Lord Frieza! Those brats of yours have gotten into the lab! They're locked the door and disabled the emergency entrance!" Appule shouted as he ran into the throne room.
Frieza smacked himself in the forehead.
"Captain Ginyu, please retrieve my little monsters!"
"Yes, Lord Frieza!" Ginyu replied, "Ginyu Force assemble!"
The group began an elaborate display of poses and footwork...
"NOW! YOU IMBECILES! I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR THEATRICS!" Frieza raged.
"Of course, Sir! Ginyu Force move out!" Ginyu declared.
"Appule, you stay", Frieza ordered
. When the Ginyu Force reached the lab, they couldn't believe their eyes. The lab was in a complete shambles. Beakers, lab instruments, and other equipment lay scattered across the floor.
Two Saiyan chibis lacking clothing were entertaining themselves by mixing chemicals together. The two little imps would burst into laughter when they managed to create combustible combinations that exploded when flung across the room.
Captain Ginyu blasted the door and stepped into the lab. He quickly ran back out screeching and swatting at himself.
The shocked members of his group watched as he swatted over a half-dozen biting lab creatures away from his arms and legs. The two devious little Saiyans had freed all of the lab's test subject animals. The creatures promptly attacked the Ginyu Force leader as he entered the lab.
"I'll trust that you'll take care of this, men!" Ginyu ordered. "I have to get to the medical ward immediately! There's no telling what these bites might carry!"
"Oh yeah! We do all the work and he gets all the glory!" Guldo complained.
"Well, that's the Cap'n for ya!" Jeice replied. When Jeice stepped into the lab, both chibi Vegeta and chibi Raditz each flung a beaker filled with a green fluid at the Red Magma.
Jeice cried out in horror as his splendid mane of white hair turned a moldy green.
One of the remaining lab animals bit Guldo in his left leg. He was too busy screaming in pain to even bother holding his breath.
Recoome slid in a puddle of chemicals and slammed into a wall knocking himself out.
Burtur sighed in exasperation as he used his incredible speed to capture the two Saiyan youngsters.
Before he left the lab, Burtur heard a constant pounding coming from one of the supply closets.
When Burtur opened the door, Zarbon exited the closet. His clothing was tattered, scratches covered his face, and his long, green braid was now a shocking neon pink!
"DON'T EVEN ASK!" Zarbon growled.
Meanwhile, Frieza was meeting with Appule.
"Appule, you fancy yourself as quite the inventor. I demand that you come up with something to return Vegeta and the walking hairball back to their original state. I can't believe I'm saying this, but they were far less headache before and I demand this be done quickly!" Frieza commanded.
Appule sighed, "I'll do my best, Lord Frieza".
"DO NOT FAIL ME, APPULE", Frieza warned.
Two pouting Saiyan chibis in clean diapers sat on the floor as Nappa waited for the elevator to take them back to the Saiyan quarters.
Appule aimed the barrel of his latest invention at the two Saiyan chibis, "Frieza is going to kill me if this doesn't work. Of course, Raditz and Vegeta will kill me if it does work", Appule moaned.
"I'll suffer more if Frieza kills me", Appule shuddered. "Guess I'll take my chances with the Saiyans".
A strange blue light surrounded the two Saiyan chibis. To Nappa's utter delight, when the light disappeared, two fully grown Saiyans had taken the place the chibis.
Vegeta rubbed his forehead, "I just had the strangest dream".
"Me too, Vegeta. We were both...", Raditz began. He was interrupted by Nappa's burst of laughter.
Looking down, the two Saiyan males saw the source of Nappa's amusement.
"APPUUUUUUUUUULE!"
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