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Go Fishing!

Rangiku Matsumoto was a very well known, well-endowed woman, with a very pretty face. She was also known for her various escapades with the sexiest guys on campus. And, it so happened that she lived next door to Rukia. Now it was also rumored that she didn't have many female friends, seeing that she was dubbed the 'man-stealer'. Girls didn't even wanted to share a room with her, save for Momo Hinamori. Momo was an angel whose kindness could rival that of Orihime's itself. Except, that is a story for another day. Now our person of interest is Rangiku.

Even though Rangiku was lucky to get guys, she wasn't lucky enough to keep them. Something always went wrong. Today is one of that day.

Rukia, Tatsuki and Orihime were try to come up with new strategy to get rid of Ichigo Kurosaki. Since their 'use Renji to make Ichigo jealous and make him break-up with Rukia' plan had failed quiet pitifully, they were at a dead end. Suddenly they heard someone bawling. Being the ever-curious ones, they decided to investigate. The events that followed were coincidentally beneficial. They stepped out of their room to find out that the voice came from the next door. To make sure that every thing was alright, they knocked on the door. Momo answered the door. All three of them knew her from their Economics-101 class. Then she saw who she assumed was Rangiku, crying her eyes out. They had heard that Rangiku was a blessed woman when it came to her assets, but come on, it was just too much. They were even bigger than Orihime's. Each…thing was big as Rukia's head, or maybe even bigger. If it was one day that Rukia felt inferior then that was today.

"Is something the matter?" Tatsuki asked feeling the same as Rukia.

"Yes. Oh my God! The matter is…the matter is that my boy-friend cheated on me." Rangiku wailed before Momo can answer. Her boy-friend cheated on her? That is unbelievable. How can somebody cheat on someone as sexy as Rangiku? Is that even possible?

"Oh! my mistake. Make that my ex-boy-friend!" she continued to bawl.

Rukia and Tatsuki felt a bit awkward that a stranger was sharing their secrets with them so easily, but Orihime went ahead and hugged Rangiku to pacify her. Rangiku proceeded to tell them about her two-timer bastard of a boy-friend, make that an ex-boy-friend.

Orihime and Momo listened to her intently, whereas Rukia and Tatsuki didn't believe a word of it. According to them, every guy on or outside of campus wanted to be with Rangiku. This thought switched on the light bulb over Rukia and Tatsuki's head. They looked each other in the eye, gave a small, unnoticeable nod, and went ahead with the plan.

"You are right Rangiku-san. Boys now a days are just too unappreciative. Even my boy-friend doesn't spare a minute from his schedule to spend time with me." Rukia added a dash of her best grade acting by pouting and fake tears. Rangiku seemed to buy it, as did every on else.

"Oh dear! These are the first signs that the guy is losing his interest in you. Poor baby! You should dump that jerk." Rangiku said with all the seriousness in the world.

Hook!

"Just think about it Rangiku-san, if someone as sexy as you can get two timed, then a washboard like Rukia stands no chance. Right?" Tatsuki added. Rukia would've murdered her for the 'washboard' comment, but decide to forgo it for now and just nodded her head looking helpless.

"So true…" Rangiku agreed

Line!

"How about testing him? Will you help us Ran-san?" Orihime seemed to have caught on to their plan. All three of them gave Rangiku the puppy dog look.

"Absolutely!"

Sinker!

A big reveal is coming up!

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