Comments will depend on the performance of the second chapter.
I am still taking my medications and I'm writing a lot of chapters for various fics these days…
Disclaimer: Kishi: I own Naruto… Rei-danna doesn't…
Rei: Yup, yup… I don't… but I own the fic!
Naruto: Hey, Rei. Sakura-chan said you sent Sasuke to the hospital!
Rei: Oh, I have discussed the whole thing with him. He hyperventilated his way to the hospital…
Kishi: I should buy flowers and fruits for Sasuke…
Rei: I'll come with you later, Kishi-danna… after I deal with Mikoto-sama…
Naruto: She should kill you, Rei.
Warnings: Naruto: YAAAAAOOOOIIIIIII HEEEEEENNNTTTAAAAAIII! I know you know what that is.
Rei: I'm turning 18, Naruto. I'm already up for that!
Naruto: Nah! You were sixteen when you did your first Hentai.
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Uzumaki Residence
Wednesday, 6 AM
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"Today is a special day for them. I should prepare for it." Naruto chuckles loudly as he fixes everything in his bag.
After a night filled with sin and passion, sex and alcohol, and pain and pleasure… I have woken up with boozy headaches and latterly seen Naruto walking around.
"Where are you— I mean, where are we going exactly, Naruto?" I rub my eyes…
"If you really wanted to know, you better start addressing me anata." A malicious smile plasters at his tan kitty face but he doesn't look at me.
"Hn." I snort and rise from the bed… my legs crisscrossing as I walk towards the bathroom…
"Sasuke-chan!" Naruto suddenly jumps at me from behind and we hardly fall over to the floor.
"Fuck, Naruto. What?" I growl at him and he places his chin at my shoulder, whispering seductively at my ear, "Let's shower together, my love…"
I glare at him… but then I sigh, "Fine. Get off of me…"
I'm supposed to be the undefeated Sasuke Uchiha… right?
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Enigmatique Mort
Rei Haruno –Sakura no Imooto
Chapter 3: My Naruto Uzumaki
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Konoha Daytime Streets
Wednesday, 7:30 AM
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Christmas is a working holiday here in Japan… and so everyone still has to go to work and have fun later as always.
I have always spent my Christmas with no one else but my laptop and books and yesterday is supposed to be the first one with my family…
But of course, it's been ruined and all… and so I have to spend it with someone else…
With a complete stranger… Naruto Uzumaki…
We're walking at the daytime streets… our shoes leaving prints at the thick snowy walkway.
We are in our winter attires… Naruto is in a long-sleeved sweater, bonnet, scarf, thick pants and winter shoes. I wear something similar but instead of a sweater, it's a button-up jacket and I have glasses.
The breeze stays the same… icy, painful and freezing…
But it feels a bit warmer with Naruto holding my hand, our fingers laced around each other's hands.
Ah, Christmas… a season of love and joy… so no one cares about two guys holding hands while walking…
But me.
Naruto hums a happy tune but I can't help but to feel bad about myself…
Especially with what happened last night at the cemetery…
"Sasuke… my baby boy…" Mom's cries hurt more and more painful as time passes… the more I realize that I have brought more misery to my beloved mother…
The more I realize that I can never be with her… never again…
I feel my grip tighten on its own and Naruto squeeze my hand back… our gloved hands feels a faint radiance of warmth passing through these pieces of cloth.
"Sasuke-chan…" Naruto gazes at me… his eyes giving out something worth staring at…
Understanding…
I close my eyes and keep my gaze at the floor with an undue blush, "It's still about last night…"
"I see. I told you forget it…" He then uses his free arm to hold my further cheek and press the side of my head at his, "I don't want you going crazy thinking about it…"
He holds me near for seconds… eyes closed… listening to each other's breathing…
Two guys cuddling in the middle of the streets in this very Christmas Day…
How ridiculous…
Yet…
Comforting.
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Konoha Day Care Center
Wednesday, 7:55 AM
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Who would have thought Naruto is a Day Care Teacher?
I can't still get out of my daze while we're walking towards his classroom… or more like… yard.
"I can understand you didn't really see it coming, huh?" Naruto chuckles and I just huff in annoyance.
"Don't worry, Sasuke-chan. Those little devils are not going to eat ya!" Naruto laughs out and I sigh…
"That's not it, Naruto…" I look at him as he gives me wondering eyes, "I just don't like children."
"Don't worry, you'll grow to love them!"
"Huh. If you like children that much, why don't you have your own?"
"…" Naruto's smile disappears and he looks at me with serious eyes, "Sasuke-chan."
"Yeah?" I answer emotionlessly and then he shoves me to a corner, pinning me to the wall.
I try to push him away but he nears his face to mine, forehead to forehead and nose to nose, "Sasuke-chan…"
His eyes start glinting with malice as he smirks at me, "Have you already forgotten that I'm gay and men don't bear children?"
"Then why don't you adopt somebody?" I try to push him again but the distance remains the same.
"I'm not giving that child a life with a single parent."
"Then…" I halt my next words but Naruto seems to know what I am about to say. He smirks…
"Sasuke-chan…" he let goes of me and ruins my hair, "You're not old enough to adopt a child!"
"Huh?" I say as I take his hand off my head and he backs off to keep the right distance, "It's stated in the Konoha Ordinances that only people of 21 years and above are allowed to—"
"I know that crap." I fix my hair just by simply running my fingers through it multiple times, "I mean, why would you say that?"
"Aren't you gon'na say… then why don't you get a partner?" Naruto then hooks his arm around my neck, "Sasuke-chan, that rule applies to both 'parents'."
"Then that would mean you're older than 21." I say and he smiles at me, his azure orbs now gleaming with happiness, "I'm already 25, Sasuke-chan. I've been teaching for 8 years now."
"I… I see." I just say and then he frantically exclaims as he checks his watch, "Oh crap! It's already 8:10!"
We run towards the yard and the students welcome him like how typical students do… only wackier, "Ohayoo, Naruto-sensei!"
The place is a yard with some chairs at the side, a blackboard before those and a wide unobstructed grounds for the children to run around somehow.
Naruto enthusiastically greets them as well, "Mou Ohayoo, min'na (Good morning, too, everyone)!"
He then jerks a thumb at me, "And this is your Sasuke-nii-san. He'll be playing with you from now on, too."
"Ohayoo, Sasuke-nii-san! Have fun with us!"
"Uh… uhm." I just nod at them with a smile…
Day Care teacher assistant is way better than a hooker…
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Konoha Day Care Center, Naruto's Yard
Wednesday, 12:10 PM
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Or so I thought…
"Neh, neh, Sasuke-nii-san. Do you have a girlfriend?" The boys start annoying me again about girlfriends that I don't have.
"Sasuke-nii-san! What do you like in a girl?" The girls have their own version of annoying me.
They're supposed to be eating lunch for now but they only resort to crowding around me, asking annoying questions.
Naruto is still at the school kitchen, cooking for them… while I'm stuck here, watching over these cretins.
"Look, I don't have a girlfriend and about my preferences…" I look at the side, avoiding their big gazing eyes.
My preferences? Does that matter now? I have already discarded that crap… two days ago.
But I guess I have to at least say something… and so I look back at them with a small smile of mixed nervousness and happiness.
"I like women with dark long hair… with a queen smile…" Boku no haha no you ni (Like my mother)…
Hai… Mom no you ni (Yeah, like Mom)…
"What's a queen smile, Nii-san?" A girl asks and then I cup my hand at her head, "A beautiful, unaffected smile…"
"Me, too! Me, too!" Another girl raises her hands in the air, "Give me a noogie, too!"
[A/N: Noogie is like… when you put your hand at somebody's head and rabidly ruins his/her hair. Right?]
"Huh?" I shriek and recall my hand from the girl's head as everyone wants me to hold their heads…
"That's not a noogie." I reason out a little but everyone insists me to hold their heads!
Are we like this when we are little? Was Mom frightened as much I am back then?
Or does she love every moment she caresses our heads?
"Okay, okay. Just be still or Nii-san won't be giving you one."
"Yay! We love you, Sasuke-nii-san!"
"Yeah, thank you again, Sakura-chan." Naruto's voice seems to overpower the children's noises… and so I fling to the yard's entrance.
Naruto is with a girl with pink hair and emerald eyes. She has fair skin and average height. Her fashion style is demure and professional… so she must be a teacher.
"Oh, I'm always here to help you. I have lots of assistants so you don't have to worry about my students…" She hooks some hair behind the ear.
I frown at their picture and then a boy pulls on my sleeve, "She's Sakura-sensei! Isn't she beautiful? She's Naruto-sensei's girlfriend!"
"His what?" I look at the boy and then everyone seems to be surprised with my reaction…
Me included.
Then a girl crosses her hand above her chest, "Sasuke-nii-san is lying."
"Lying about what?" I fling to her and the children starts giggling.
I look around and everyone is chattering… their murmurs that I can't make out are making me blush… madly.
I then start stuttering, "B-Be… be quiet… be q-quiet, e-everyone…"
I can't just act furious with them… not with those teachers close by.
I turn again to the two and the woman is nearer than a while ago… finally giving Naruto a peck at his cheek.
I fling back to the children and I might have scared them a bit, "I said be quiet."
They do what is told and then Naruto comes out behind me, hooking an arm around my neck, "Why the faces?"
"Sensei." The same girl who said I'm lying points at me…
"Nii-san's getting jealous over Sakura-sensei."
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Uzumaki Residence
Wednesday, 5:30 PM
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"Who's that kid anyway?" I say with a hostile tone as Naruto arrives in his room in just a towel wrapped around his waist, another towel at his head.
He flings at me and he probably chuckles upon seeing my stupid face, "Oh, come on, Sasuke-chan. Those are just kids talking."
"Dakara (That's why)!" I sit up from lying at the bed and unintentionally blurts at the blond, "Don't you know that—"
"People think kids speak the truth and their words are not tainted by sin? Yeah, I know that."
"Dakara…" I just repeat that word again… only in a more embarrassed tone.
"Sasuke-chan." Naruto calls me and I look at him. He sits at the edge of the bed after drying his hair with a towel on the way, "Your body's declining whatever you wanted to think you feel."
"Huh?"
Naruto crawls at the bed towards me and I just sit there… waiting for him to come near enough and start talking.
But he continues to move closer and I slowly back off… no… lie down as he gets above me.
He has his legs between mine and my head is between his arms. My arms are at my side, palms pressing hardly against the bed.
He nears his nose to mine and starts huffing hot breaths at my face, "Sasuke…"
I close my eyes… and he gets nearer, his lips brushing against mine.
"What do you feel when I do this?"
"I… I don't know…" My words come like whispers, "I just feel weak… warmer…"
"Have you never been loved before?" He lowers his hips and starts grinding it against mine…
Friction makes me feel something more…
I can't help but to moan at the sensation… my body responding as if this is the first.
"Tell me you wanted me to get off of you. Tell me you wanted me to stop."
Stop? Are you crazy?
"Or perhaps… my deductions are wrong." I hear him smirk and I finally open my eyes to see his face…
So close… that my eyes are unintentionally blinking in weakness… so slow that I feel like seducing him.
"They're right, Sasuke-chan. I used to sleep with Sakura and she's still my girlfriend."
I abruptly sit up, pushing him violently but not off the bed. I then growl at him, "Say what?"
"You ARE getting jealous, Anata!" Naruto then jumps at me and squeezes me in a hug, "Gotcha!"
Naruto slams me at the bed and starts kissing me enthusiastically… and I can't help but to kiss back.
He has his arms behind my back, pinning my arms to side, but I can manage to hold his elbows.
He is shoving me deeper at the soft bed and he is releasing happy moans while doing so.
He stops abusing my lips and he chuckles at my face, tears forming at the corners of his eyes, "Sasuke-chan is getting jealous! Ahahaha!"
"Fuck you, Naruto Uzumaki!" I yell at him and he just continues to laugh out.
I blush and close my eyes to breathe deeply. He feels my breathing and his hand slides. I accidentally moan softly as he grasps at my crotch.
"You're starting to beg again, Sasuke-chan." Naruto then grins maliciously at me and I blush, "Dammit."
He sits up and I lift my body a little, just enough to see him happily unzipping my pants, "Fuck, Naruto. Stop…"
"I have to make up for the embarrassment Hibari put you through, Sasuke-chan!"
He scoots back a little and pulls my pants and boxers down to my ankles… revealing my half-erected dick.
I blush more and Naruto runs his finger at it only to poke the head slowly twice, "You don't have to worry, Sasuke-chan. I'm doing the laundry…"
I gulp and hear Naruto grin again. He lifts it with two fingers and… fuck, Naruto…
He uses his free hand and rubs his pointer at the slit. I start feeling very uneasy… and I know it'll start after seconds.
He starts caressing the head again and looks at me, "Neh, Sasuke…"
"Y-Yeah?" I answer as if unaffected but my huffing destroys the illusion I wanted to create.
"Do you want to try it?"
"Try what?"
"…fuck me."
And before I can refuse, Naruto starts sucking my dick, his teeth brushing against its skin and somehow digging in.
My hands clutch the sheets beneath me. My teeth bite my lower lip. Sweat rolling down my chest…
I then place a hand at his head and he stops sucking it. He leaves it alone… covered in saliva and hardly erected.
I remove my shirt and he moves closer… to sit at my groin and starts racking the bed, "Come on, Sasuke-chan!"
I shove him to the bed, pinning him under me and says with a tone of excitement, "Well, if this is your way of saying sorry…"
I start thrusting it between his legs, earning loud moans of pleasure and hollers of excitement from him, "C'MON, SASUKE! DO IT HARDER! FASTER!"
"Naruto Uzumaki, what do you think you're doing?" A angry voice earns our attention and we both look at the door.
There stands a red haired lady and her middle-aged face bears a mad expression. Naruto then gulps and stutters…
"W-Why are you h-here? D-Da-M-Mom?"
My eyes widen and we begin to panic within us…
I am Sasuke Uchiha… a twenty-year-old Day Care teacher assistant… who seems to be confused with things.
Now living in a simple house of a teacher named Naruto who treats me more than a stranger…
Mysteriously alive today but doesn't have the time to investigate further…
Slowly drifting away from my cemetery nightmare…
Now labeled as a friend with benefits rather than a hooker…
And just when I really like how things are going…
His mom shows up… breaking the fun.
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[End of Chapter 3]
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I am now in the mood to write… NOTHING ELSE but this!
Since I am greatly inclined with Horror/Supernatural, this is quite a little inclined to it as well.
But it won't be brightened up… so there won't be much comedy for now…
All I have is sex… horror and violence added in the next chapters…
Kishi: Rei-danna, Sasuke escaped from the hospital. Do you know where he is?
Rei: Uh, no, Kishi-danna. But I'm sure he's trying to figure out how to get rid of me.
Next on Enigmatique Mort, some more massacres and the cold blade killer.
Please stay tuned!
Doomo arigatou for reading!
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