A/N- Hey~! What's up everyone? How was your V-Day? I don't date (religion) and I'm asexual (Doesn't fall in love, nor feels lust) so I call it, "Free Food Day"~! Hahaha! Anyway, I was looking for the new Dear Girl Stories (Radio Show hosted by voice actors Ono Daisuke and Hiroshi Kamiya) and I found out we can send them letters and fan art! So if you want the details, PM me, 'kay?

Enjoy the newest chapter of Disorder~!

Disclaimer- I don't own Durarara!

Chapter 3- Someone- WHATS ME?

Somewhere in Ikebukuro, a dullahan named Celty stands and waits for her friend to be on break. She had last night's chat saved onto her PDA, and was ready to show the man the strange proclamations of love.

Said man walked up to her, "Hey, I got your text. What's up?"

Shizuo Heiwajima was on break when he had received a text from his friend saying, "We need to talk."

The dullahan typed out a message, "You have a lover?"

"What?" Shizuo looked at the screen, and laughed.

"What's so funny!"

"Why would you think that? Ha ha! What girl wants me! Hahaha!"

Celty took out her PDA and searched through it, to find the correct item. When she found it, she shoved it in the blonde man's face.

The only emotion shown on the man was shock.

Huh? Something about a gang, a bad joke… then… Eh!

"Who the heck is Kanra?" He questioned.

Celty shrugged her shoulders in an, "I have no clue" manner.

"So you DON'T know who she is?"

"Yeah… Ya think I should confront her?"

"How?"

"Join the chat…"

Soon a vibration could be heard from the debt collector's pocket.

A name flashed, Vorona.

He picked up.

"Hello?"

"Sempai," the blonde Russian spoke, "We need you back."

Shizuo sighed, "I'm on my way." He closed the phone and started walking.

"I'll talk to you later!" he yelled as he started sprinting, he didn't see the wave in return.

Though Celty doubted that Shizuo confronting Kanra would be it; something bothered her in her mind.

Who's Kanra?

~ With Shizuo ~

The chat room wouldn't leave the ex-bartender's mind.

Someone… really liked him.

The thought itself had never occurred to him; that someone would actually like him.

It made him feel… really… good, for a lack of better term.

Though the person "Kanra" herself (if it was a SHE at all, this is the INTERNET after all…) was slightly weird.

Okay… maybe not just slightly.

But still, this made the blonde's head swarm with questions.

'Do I know her? Have I ever met her? Is it even a HER? Ughh… This is hurting my head. I'll just make a damn name and see what's going on…'

'How am I going to do that if I'm supposed to stay anonymous…? SHIT!'

Why is life so fucking hard?

The man caught up with his boss and kouhai, and continued his day as usual- with making plans for when he got home tonight.

Two girls (who looked very different, yet very the same) walked on the pavement to their older brother's apartment.

They were bored and hoped their brother, Orihara Izaya, could help.

The girl's names were Mairu and Kururi Orihara.

Mairu was the younger twin, but was slightly taller that her older sister (of whom she fondly called 'Kuru-nee') and wore glasses and a sailor suit of black and red. This sister was bold and loud, enjoying hearing herself ramble.

Kururi has shorter hair, and a larger chest then her sister, and wore a gymnastic uniform. She was very quiet and speaks few words.

As they walk, they look up to their big brother's building. He was at the window, just watching the world pass by. The sisters knew of their brother's love of humanity. (Except -of course- Heiwajima Shizuo)

They took the elevator up and knocked on the correct door, Namie Yagiri answered the door.

"May I help you?" The bored tone matched the secretary's eyes.

"Why yes you can, lady! We're here to see our Iza-nii!" Mairu shouted, pointing her finger to the sky.

"Meet(We're here to see)… Brother(our brother)... leave(so move)." Kururi quietly says to Namie.

'So these are the legendary twins? I guess weird runs in the family…' Namie thinks as she moves away from the door to let the twins enter.

"Namie-san~! Who's at the-

Izaya stops dead as he stares at his sisters.

(All the grown-ups gather around, happy-

No one seems to notice-

Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?)

"What do you want?" Izaya asks the twins, folding his arms.

"We're bored!"

"Go home, I'm working."

"But we're borrrred!" Mairu stretches out her arms for emphasis.

"Well, go hang out with friends… If you have any that is~!" The informant turned away and went back to his computer.

"Mean. (That was really mean)" The elder twin said.

(Mom and Dad left today-

"Not worth it"

Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?)

The brunette male started to get a headache again.

'Heh, I'm the one loved~!' A girlish voice rang through.

'Shut up, girl. I'm tired…' A dark one muttered.

Izaya also heard a sigh, (which came from the Golden Prince) and decided to just push his sisters out of his house.

"I'm sure Mom and Dad are worried! Go. Home. Now~!" He sang the last word as he slammed the door.

Finally, they were gone. But THEY were not…

'Sheesh. Harsh much?'

'E-eh? Please~ you two, don't fight!' A child-like voice whined, trying to mend the fight between Nakura and Kanra.

'Shut it already, Psyche…'

'Don't even try," Hibiya (the Golden Prince), tried comforting the close-to-crying Psyche, "It's not worth the time…"

"Why don't you all shut it?" Izaya muttered, not wanting Namie (who was in the kitchen) to hear.

He sighed as he logged in the Dollars chat.

Izaya was surprised to see a new member.

The new chatter's name was Delic…

He typed a message.

Kanra- Hi~! Welcome to the chat~! You may call me Kanra-Chan~ \(^o^)/

A few seconds past before the other responded.

Delic- So you're Kanra?

A/N- DUN DUN DUUUUUUN~! HAHAHAAA! CLIFF HANGER! I hoped everyone enjoyed! I was stuck between Tsugaru and Delic for the name, but I just chose Delic because it was stranger. Everyone on the chat has a pretty strange name anyway! So please, tell me what you think!

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Mikomi Ai.