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Calendar Girl Chapter 20:

The telephone was ringing! The sudden realisation hit her, what she was supposed to be doing and where she was at this moment in time hit her like a freight train.

Work! She was supposed to be at work! Damn that man and his ridiculously persuasive lips.

"Look at the time Patrick we really have to make a move..." Lisbon implored but she knew, Patrick Jane NEVER rushed anything he was doing and he was not about to start now.

Instead he casually stretched his hands over his head and yawned languidly while Lisbon now kneeling on the edge of the bed in a state of mild panic as she gawped at him as though he had just declared the pope was getting married!

"Jane I swear to god you will get out of that bed now god damn it"!

"Whoa whoa... easy tiger, I know you know I love it when you're steamed but please woman, for the sake of world peace, give me a few minutes to collect my thoughts and I'll go make you a nice smooth cup of coffee and we'll drive to work together okay honey?" The thought of the rich roasted coffee beans Jane had brought her as a surprise gift made her smile,

"Okay mister but no more funny business, we so have not got time for round two..." this brought a slight curve of the lips to her already glowering features, Oh yeah! She could sure get used to this kinda wake up call every day.

Back at the CBI things were all go, a new lead had come in regarding the Flaherty investigation, the case of a step mom being found shot in the chest, in the shower just over a week previous...They had suspected the step son all along but ballistics could not match the bullets.

They'd finally made a breakthrough and now they had a warrant and just cause to go and collect the young man for it. Lisbon was needed as she was the head of the SCU and had to foresee all forms beforehand.

After an hour and a half of form filling and barking out orders to various operatives, Lisbon was ready for a break. She asked Grace into her office and shut the door behind her, an idea was brewing.

"Grace, I was thinking, since Jane and the guys sort of press-ganged us into posing for this calendar, maybe we could persuade them all to return the favour? How many of them do you think would turn it down? Tastefully done of course..." she muttered eyes crinkling at the corners as she pictured their faces and their reactions and Grace clapped her hands with glee as Lisbon threw her head back and laugh out loud...

"Well boss now that you mention it, I overheard Wayne telling Cho that...well, he didn't see why it had to be a female thing and he would have offered if he'd been asked, so yeah...I can't see why we can't ask them...although, I'm not so sure about Jane though"?

"Jane? Why dont'cha think Jane would"? Lisbon asked curiously and just a tad too quickly and Grace's eyebrows rose slightly taking in the subtle rise and fall of her bosses chest and the clipped tone... Oh boy, there was definitely something going on there... This was going to be fun!

"Weeell... Jane talks a good game boss, I don't reckon the other guy's would do it, if Jane wasn't involved...he set this whole thing up...I say what's good for the goose is good for the gander"

"But what if the goose doesn't want anyone to see her gander"? Lisbon muttered without even thinking and Agent Van Pelt almost choked on her bosses words...

"Erm not exactly sure where your coming from there...boss"? Lisbon's eyes snapped up to meet an inquiring agent's gaze,

"Never mind! You were saying"?

"I just think if we're gonna involve the male operatives...Jane's gonna have to be in it too...and I was thinking maybe beach wear, Jane would live on the sand given the chance...so what about surfer wear or Speedo's"? she gushed, a little too eagerly for Teresa's liking but she felt herself gulp all the same...Jane in white Speedo's! Oh god.. the stirring in her loins was almost too painful to conceal, she had to get Van Pelt out of her office now,

"What will Cho say? There is no way that dude will pose in Speedo's...this is Cho were talking about Grace I mean come on"!

Grace had obviously spent far too much time at her desk since their photo shoot imagining various male CBI operatives in a state of undress because she was incredibly quick with her thoughts

" I got it"! she clapped her hands together again, Lisbon rolling her eyes a little impatiently, she'd never known anyone so excitable "How about...umm... Cho in biker's leather say sat astride a Ducati, naked chest well oiled..." Grace's voice trailed off whilst both women sat there imagining Agent Cho's well oiled abs and pecs sat astride a monster high powered superbike...pulses quickened a little.

Lisbon was the first to break the reverie and swallowed hard to clear her parched throat...

"Right Grace, good thinking now we need to put this into action" Grace nodded and turned to exit Lisbon's office with a slight spring in her step whilst Lisbon shouted from the confines of her office " JANE! In here NOW"! Three sets of eyes switched in unison towards Jane's comfy couch, the man himself merely smiled and rose from the soft leather and literally waltzed towards the bosses office. Something was up, and they were sure as hell gonna find out what.

"You rang my dear"? he questioned as Jane greeted his new girlfriend cum boss...Lisbon's eyes roamed voraciously over Jane's body taking in every curve even those hidden under his three piece suit...Her eye brow kinked a little and that dimple Jane loved so much made an appearance...

"Patrick...seeing as Grace and I and some of the other female agent's were willing to allow you to have us photographed by that sleazy letch for the calendar, we think that you and the guys should also do the same, seeing as it's for such a good cause"? she pitched and then sat back to admire the view, her sexy new man, standing there...looking completely bamboozled.

Jane's eyebrows rose so high into his hairline at his girlfriend's request that they almost disappeared. No doubt she knew all the guys in the Bullpen had seen the smirk on Van Pelt's face as she'd left Lisbon's office a few minutes previous, and she knew they had all been sat speculating or badgering the pretty agent for information.

" Umm...so what did you have in mind my dear"? he replied as calmly as he could, not wanting to think she had him rattled,

" Weeell...we were thinking Rigsby in some sort of uniform, Cho, full on biker's leathers, shirtless...oiled up and sat astride a nice big bike!"? Jane shifted awkwardly,

" And me? What do I get"?

"I was thinking something to do with the beach, I know you love the ocean...sand between your toes and ladies love to see a fine looking man on the beach so you my dear Patrick will wear surfing gear...Or maybe white Speedo's"? Bingo! She had him...Patrick Jane's mouth dropped, his lower jaw almost scraping the office floor...Had he just heard Lisbon right? White Speedo's? For everyone to see? Didn't she realise white made everything look bigger? Realisation hit him, she'd got him good...there was no way he could refuse... she had managed to finally pull one over on him.

Lisbon smiled, rose from behind her desk and approached Jane with a predatory look. She took his head between her own delicate little paws and leant in nibbling at his bottom lip. Despite his shock this drew a heated groan from Jane and she pulled back, looked in those cerulean blue eyes and whispered "Do it for me Patrick"...

* Auhtor's note:* This little Gem of a fic has sort of grown a mind of it's own now... i hope you'll all bear with me and continue enjoy the ride..
Afterall it is only a bit of fun.. 69