So, this is my first story on here and I'm not sure I'm doing it right XD knowing me I'm probably not.
Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts or it's characters I also do not own 20Q though I do find it a brilliant way to pass the time :) I don't own Jeremy Kyle either, it is not a brilliant way to pass the time.
Pairing: AkuRoku
Axel was bored.
He was very, very, bored.
Roxas had left to get groceries, leaving a short note that stated he would be back in roughly an hour. That had been half an hour ago and Axel was rapidly running out of things to keep him amused.
Currently he was lying on the couch watching Jeremy Kyle. Sighing loudly he changed the channel, frankly he didn't care who the father of that baby was and watching a teenager bitching about her boyfriend's commitment issues was not his idea of fun.
Quickly realising that nothing else was on the telly he flicked it off before heading into the kitchen to get a drink. On his way back he noticed something sitting on the coffee table. It was a small, round contraption with a small screen and a few buttons. He picked it up to have a look.
He took notice of the logo on it that read '20Q' and vauguely remembered Roxas talking about it.
"It can read your mind!" The blond had told him, "You think of something and after twenty questions it guesses what you're thinking of."
Axel shrugged, pressing the 'On' button. Roxas had seemed pretty impressed by it, maybe it would be good for passing the time.
Fifteen minutes later and it had gotten the right answer multiple times. It had only taken the thing fifteen questions to get 'squirrel'. Axel found himself trying to think of the most obscure objects he could come up with. After it successfuly guessed 'tea cozy' he started to get a little suspicious of it and tried to think of something that would be impossible.
"Aha!" He had it he pressed the button to try again, deciding this time he would think of Roxas. Purely to see what it would come up with for an answer.
Unsure of what category Roxas would go under he went with 'Other'.
'Question one' The screen flashed, 'Is it heavier than a loaf of bread?'
Axel pressed the 'Yes' button and everything went smoothly for a while. Axel chuckled slightly at the strange questions the game asked and answered them as accurately as he could.
'Question eleven' The screen said after informing Axel it thought it was going to win. 'Is it hard?'
Axel outright laughed at that one, wondering what kind of people wrote the questions for this thing. He had another laugh to himself when he pressed the 'Sometimes' button, not being able to resist.
Roxas returned to the house to find his boyfriend sitting on the couch laughing his obnoxiously loud laugh at something or another. He set the bags of groceries down before sitting down next to Axel.
"What are you laughing at?"
"This." Axel held up the game of 20Q. Roxas looked at it, confused.
"What's so funny about that?"
"Well, I thought I'd answer the questions on you. Y'know just to see what it came up with." Roxas nodded, it seemed like something Axel would do.
"And what it think I was?" Axel snorted, holding back another laugh.
"Gravy."
I was doing this one day and it thought my friend was gravy. I didn't stop laughing for ages XD. Anyways I just wanted to write this. If you notice any mistakes or things that need changed let me know, it wouldn't be the first time. Trust me :)
I hope you liked it!
Luke x