Fire Nation Hottie
"That's your mother?"Sokka asked, shocked.
"Yeah."
"Dude, your mom's hot."
Zuko turned to Sokka, horrified. "Don't say that about my mother!"
"Now I know where your sister gets it from." Sokka elbowed Zuko in the side.
"Is this some sort of weird payback?"
"For what?"
"For me and Katara. And not telling you."
"Nah. I'm over that. She's happy, you're happy."
"Then why are you eyeing my mother?"
"This is because your mom's hot, and if I wasn't marrying Suki, I'd marry her and be your new daddy."
"I hate you so, so much. And I'm telling Suki."
"Wait, no!"
A/N: lol. I have no idea where this came from, other than Sokka does want a little payback. That, and Ursa's a pretty lady. Oh, and I decided to stop being lazy and put the title of the story as the chapter title. Also got to relive "Katara's Dress," which is one of my favorites.