Me: Welcome back to the Twilight Town Stadium, peeps! We should have a great match today! This battle suggestion was submitted by anonymous reviewer chii! Our contestants are…. (takes slip of paper out of pocket)

Sora: Me! It's gotta be me this time!

Me: Luxord vs. Olette!

Sora: Oh…:(

Hayner, Pence, and Roxas: WHAT?

Roxas: You can't do that! This is completely one-sided! Olette will be killed within the first minute!

Olette: (smirks and heads toward the battlefield) I can take care of myself.

Hayner, Pence, and Roxas: (watch nervously)

The two contestants enter opposite sides of the arena. I flip a switch that turns the playing area into a completely awesome tricked-out spoiled child's playroom, complete with mini trampoline and ball pit. Luxord looks around and laughs. "Hardly what I call a battlefield."

Me: Hey, this battle's gonna be hilarious as it is, so might as well add to the fun.

"Alright then." Luxord summons up three cards around himself, sharp as knives. "I don't want to hurt you darling, but…it's just a game after all." He smirks. Olette hears her friends screaming shouts of worry from the sidelines. What's their deal? she wonders. This guy's going down. She pulls her weapon out of nowhere, a huge wooden club embedded with lethal metal spikes that are each about a foot long.

Hayner: WHAT THE? WHERE'D SHE GET THAT?

Luxord's smirk fades as the girl rushes forward and swings the massive mace at his face. He ducks just in time, but she keeps on swinging. He puts up walls of cards as a barrier but she rips through them all. He stumbles backward and topples into the ball pit. He thrashes around, trying to get out as the deranged brunette leaps in after him, swinging her hell-club. Luxord gets spiked right in the arm. "YOW!" he yells, leaping out of the pit and running for his life. Olette chases after him and the blond Nobody begins frantically hurling dice at her face. They all bounce off harmlessly as she leaps forward, swinging again. This time he takes a spike to his leg.

"Ow! Stupid little child, leave me alone!" She keeps whacking him until he's on the ground swirly-eyed and unconscious. She sets her demonic weapon down and brushes her hands off. "Well, that's that." She walks back up to the bleachers. Everyone stares in disbelief.

All:…

Me: Well, that was the shortest battle in history XD

Riku: The most anti-climatic too…

Me: Oh, it was so worth it though XD well, that was interesting, I hope that wasn't what you were expecting because I was going for totally bizarre and pointless so I hope that's what this was! Please keep reading my other battles and stories and stuff X)