Me: Hi guys! I'm back! Sorry it's been awhile since an update...but we're gonna have a great match today I think, so let's get started! And I just realized I never did a disclaimer! Aaah! I DO NOT OWN ANY KH CHARACTER USED IN THIS FIC. THEY BELONG TO SQUARE ENIX AND/OR DISNEY. There. This battle was sent in by ThaumeturgicAdversary, the competitors are Sora vs. Donald and Goofy!
Sora: What?
Donald: Oh boy...
Goofy: A-hyuck, don't go easy on us, Sora!
Sora: Duh, like I would do that!
Me: Alright, get ready everyone! I feel like writing humor right now just so you know…
(Warning: Extreme randomeness ahead!)
The battlers step into the arena. Sora draws Star Seeker while Donald and Goofy wield their usual weapons. I decide we need something awesomely fun, so I convert the battlefield into a carnival. Sora goes nuts. A few seconds later, the gong sounds. "C'mon, Goofy!" Donald yells, charging into the field. "OK, Donald, but um…where is he?" The two companions glance around until they see the Keybearer on one of the rollercoasters.
"Wheee! C'mon, you guys gotta try this!" he calls down.
"Sora, we're in the middle of a battle!" yells Donald angrily. He uses a Thundara spell to zap the roller coaster and cause it to shut down in mid-ride. Sora becomes angry. "Hey! I was having fun!" he yells, leaping down and swinging his key. The two leap back just in time to dodge it. "A-hyuck, now we're in trouble," Goofy whispers to Donald. "He's mad at you."
Before Donald can argue back, Sora shoots a Fire spell that catches Donald's tail on fire. "WAAAK!" he yells, leaping up and patting it out. "OK, now you're gonna get it!" He launches a Blizzara spell. Sora leaps on top of a carnival tent to avoid it, then springs through the air, landing on the next closest one. "Come down!" Donald cries in frustration, shooting Fire after Fire spell and succeeding in missing every time. Goofy just watches and giggles to himself. Donald screams angrily. "THUNDAGA!" Lightning fires down from the sky rapidly and in random places. One shocks Sora and the teen yells before falling to the ground, dazed. He quickly gets up just as Goofy pounces down with his shield. Bounding backward out of range, he hurls Star Seeker at the two. Donald leaps behind a Tilt-A-Whirl and Goofy ducks, holding his shield over his head. The key ricochets off of the shield, flying toward the Tilt-A-Whirl. It stabs into the seat that Donald is hiding behind. The duck jumps in shock, then passes out from the surprise.
"Gawrsh, there goes my partner…" sighs Goofy. He is distracted when Sora comes in and swings right for his head. He quickly guards it, metal clanging on metal as key meets barrier. He whips around in a quick single spin, forcing Sora to back off to avoid getting hit. When he has distance again, the knight charges headfirst at his foe, shield in front to ram him. Sora dodge rolls to the side, causing Goofy to miss and barrel into a stuffed monkey stand, sending the plushies flying everywhere. Sora picks up a purple one. "Aww, it's so cute!" While he is occupied, Goofy rears back and swings his guard forward. It clubs Sora in the head and a metallic ring echoes through the air. "OoOoOoOoWwWw!" Sora cries, his head vibrating rapidly from the impact. Just then, Donald slowly gains consciousness. He gets up and sees the two fighting in the distance. "Waak, I'm coming Goofy!" he yells as he grabs his staff and runs toward them.
Sora shakes off the dizziness and swings at Goofy. The Keyblade smacks him on the head and he becomes dizzied, as well. The attacks go back and forth until Donald runs up and casts Gravity. Sora finds himself flattened to the ground. Donald and Goofy laugh until he springs back up, whacks them both silly, and casts Gravity on the two of them. Then Sora is the one laughing as his two competitors are flattened right before his eyes. Angry, Donald bursts back up into his 3D form and casts Fire. Sora guards the fireball as Goofy reforms behind him. The dog swings to hit Sora in the back, but the Keyblade Master backflips over him and lands, facing both of them.
Goofy begins to spin rapidly, heading straight for the boy. Sora rolls to the side, but Goofy doubles back around, heading right for him again. At the same time, Donald shoots a huge Firaga spell at him. It doesn't hit him directly, but does blast into the Keyblade, knocking it far out of reach. Before he can think to call it back, he sees Goofy closing in fast. He grabs the closest thing to him to defend himself: a mallet from the bell-ringing game. He aims, waits, and at the right moment, swings. BLAM! Goofy's head bobs up and down from the impact, his eyes spinning in circles. Donald storms up behind Sora. "Gimme that!" He grabs the mallet from his hand. He scowls and raises it over his head. "What are you-?"
Before Sora finishes the sentence, Donald swings downward with all his might. The mallet smashes into Sora's foot, crushing his toes. "YOW!" he screams, flying up into the air and banging his head on the bell at the top of the tower. DING. Donald smirks. "That's how you play." Sora lands back down and grabs his Keyblade. "Ok, you asked for it!" He swings and clubs Donald's bill. The duck flies backward and lands with a thud, the world spinning all around him. Literally. He has landed on Tilt-A-Whirl. "WhoaoaoaoWAK!" he yells, being spun faster and faster. Sora leaps on to attack again, but immediately starts spinning so fast that he is nearly sick. As the ride stops, the two stumble out, barely keeping themselves up, faces green. Goofy is waiting at the exit, grinning and chuckling. "How was the ride, fellers?" Then he clubs Sora in the face. Sora steps on his foot. Goofy kicks his shin. Sora yanks Goofy's ears. Goofy pokes Sora's eyes. Sora bites Goofy's hand. Donald watches in amusement as the two continue to duke it out like two-year-olds. After a few minutes, they're both huffing and panting. Donald smirks and shoots a small fireball that scorches Sora's behind. "Aaaah!" he yells, "Stop, drop, and dodge roll!" While he is flailing on the ground like a beached fish, Donald and Goofy go get water balloons. As soon as the Keybearer stands back up, they begin barraging him.
"Aaah! Hey, no fair! Ugh, stop!" He runs and ducks behind a food stand. While his barricade is being pelted with water balloons, the teen looks through the booth's contents. Corn dog sticks, straws, cups….Aha! Hot grease. The assault momentarily stops. "C'mon, Sora! Ya scared?" calls Goofy. Donald mockingly makes chicken noises. After a moment of silence, Sora comes charging out from behind the corn dog stand, carrying a large tub of liquid and screaming a war cry as loud as he can. Goofy asks, "Hyuck, what does he have?" Donald suddenly realizes what he is holding. "GREASE! RUN!" They both take off but Sora is faster. He whips the vat upward, hurling the scorching hot oil into the air. It rains down upon the two, sputtering and steaming. They scream and immediately throw themselves into the duck pond. The water sizzles as the grease instantly starts to cool off. Sora laughs his head off. Until they come out with rubber ducks.
They hurl them, pelting Sora in the back as he runs. "Ow! Ouch! Those are hard! Yikes!" He finally finds shelter in a dark tent. Donald and Goofy run by without noticing where he went. He sighs in relief then looks around. He seems to be in some sort of fortune-telling tent. He grins mischievously as he looks around. Meanwhile, Donald and Goofy halt where they are and look around confusedly. "Where did he go?" "Gawrsh, I don't know." Just then, someone comes up from behind. They have a long red robe on, a turban on their head, and a scarf covering almost all of their face to hide who they are. "Come. You need your fortune read," the mysterious person says. Donald starts to protest but Goofy speaks up. "A-hyuck, I've always wanted my fortune read! C'mon, Donald!" Donald sighs and agrees. As they head toward the fortune tent, Sora stifles a giggle beneath the scarf.
They walk in and are told to sit down. "Now," the fortune teller says, "look into my crystal ball. Look VERY hard." Donald and Goofy watch closely. Mist begins to swirl inside the sphere, then takes form. After a few seconds, Sora has disappeared. Donald looks around. "Hey, where did the fortune teller even go?" he wonders. Just then, Sora pops out of a dark corner and yells "BOO!" Both Donald and Goofy scream and fall over, passed out from shock. Sora laughs his head off. "Does this mean I win?"
Me: Um…I guess so…
"Yes!" Sora pumps his fist. Donald and Goofy slowly recover and get up. "DON'T. EVER. DO. THAT. AGAIN." orders Donald. Just then, an ominous laugh resounds through the tent. "Sora! The match is over! Don't try to scare us anymore!" Donald yells. Sora pales. "I didn't do that…" They all scream and run away.
Me: Alright, well there's the most random battle yet XD hope you enjoyed, there are sure to be epic ones coming so sorry if this didn't please you. But I felt the need to write it so….yeah! See ya soon!