Me: Hello and welcome back! How are you all doing? Before we begin, I would just like to let everyone know that I've been working for quite awhile on a fic called Nobody's Friend, which is being posted now, so you should all check it out! just scroll down on my profile and find it in my stories:) It's pretty good, I could use some reviews cause it's disheartening when there's almost no feedback…But anyway! The suggestor of today's battle has been waiting a very long time for this. Yes, Mata Nui, it's time: Xaldin vs Terra!
Both opponents step into the arena. Terra draws Ends of the Earth as Xaldin whips out his six lances-
Sora: Y'know, you do the same thing everytime. Try to switch it up. Geez.
Me: It needs a set-up, c'mon! Fine, I'll try to make it more interesting. Picky, picky…
As the tall sturdy Keyblade Master draws his Keyblade, the Whirlwind Lancer dances his six deadly weapons into existence. They whirl around him like a raging storm, calling for combat. Ends of the Earth glistens as the arena becomes a wide open beach of Destiny Islands and the sun glints off of its smooth surface. On opposite ends of the sand, the two warriors stare each other down, waiting for their self-assured victory.
The gong sounds and Terra takes off toward his foe. The Nobody waits, already searching for the Keybearer's weak points. Terra leaps toward the enemy, not getting as much grounding from the unstable terrain as he would have liked to, and swings at Xaldin. The man simply flits backward to avoid the strike. Then, commanding his lances, he thrusts the blades forward to spear his foe. Terra blocks all of the fatal ones as a few others are deflected by the armor on his midsection. Not hesitating for a moment, he arcs toward his now-defenseless opponent. The Organization member whips up a whirlwind and blasts Terra back before he can connect. Then he swings the lances around in a tornado-like formation and fires them at the Keyblade Master. Terra has but a split second to react. He jerks his key forward and casts Reflega just as the twister of spears approaches. They break their formation like shattering glass.
Returning to their master, the lances dance back into a circular form around Xaldin. Terra rushes toward the Nobody and swings as forcefully as he can. Xaldin uses one lance as a guard and smashes Terra in the gut with the blunt end of another. The man stumbles back, but quickly regains himself as three more lances are thrust at him surprisingly fast and he is forced to guard. He barely manages to hold them off in time, but Xaldin doesn't stop to give him a rest. Connecting all six spears into one long rod, the third member swings the new weapon around and hits Terra squarely in the stomach. He is thrown backward and just manages to catch himself as Xaldin rides the spears like a dragon or serpent of some sort and fires a huge ray of wind and energy. Thinking fast, the Keyblade Master wards it off with Reflect and then proceeds to use Dark Haze to blast toward his unsuspecting foe. He closes in and smashes Xaldin in the gut. The Nobody reels backward, taken by surprise.
The blows are traded back and forth, both opponents managing to hold their ground. Just as Terra is ready to cast a fatal Firaga spell, there is a rumbling. Confused, both fighters look around as the earth begins to shake. They glance at one another to confirm that neither of them is doing this. Then there is a loud roar. Both of them whip toward the noise, which is coming from the ocean. Out a good distance is a huge green dinosaur-like monster. Yes, Godzilla has appeared in Destiny Islands.
"What on earth is that thing?" yells Terra. Xaldin replies, "I don't know", gripping two of his lances tightly while readying the others. As the monster approaches, the two of them realize that they'll have to rally together to win this fight. They won't make it alone. Previous enemies unite as allies and race toward the new foe in their midst.
Godzilla roars and stomps its foot down on the ground, rocking the whole beach. Terra stumbles in his step and Xaldin is thrown off balance. The creature roars and whips its tail around, knocking the two new heroes to the ground. Terra quickly gets up and pounds the button on his shoulder pad, calling up his Keyblade armor. Xaldin whips a fresh flurry of wind up around himself and readies for this daunting new task. Terra leaps and jabs the Keyblade into Godzilla, using it to climb the large beast. It howls and lashes about wildly, hurling Terra onto the roof of the wooden shack. Xaldin rides his lance serpent up until he is level with Godzilla's head, then charges up an energy ray. While doing so, the dinosaur gets curious and chomps on the spears, wondering what they taste like. Xaldin yells and plummets to the ground. Terra has gotten up by now and runs back to the fight. He hurls his key but it just bounces off of the creature's thick scaled legs. Xaldin fires a lance straight into Godzilla's stomach. This penetrates the scaly hide. And also causes Godzilla to go berserk.
The beast roars and stomps crazily, its tail smashing everything in sight while the sand (and almost Terra) are pounded by its large feet. Soon, the water is stirred up from all the commotion, creating large waves that crash against the sand. Terra lets out a battle cry and goes into Critical Impact mode, smashing wildly at Godzilla's legs. This makes the dinosaur even more frantic and it steps right on Terra. Xaldin winces at the thought of being crushed alive but inwardly smiles at the humor of his opponent getting squashed by a giant reptile. Now alone in the fight, Xaldin rushes toward the foe, his lances dancing in a furious attack. They cut up the monster's belly and when Godzilla tries to whip the Nobody with its tail, Xaldin guards with a wind barrier. Following through, the Whirlwind Lancer warps above his enemy's head and careens downward, smashing the reptile's skull. He repeats this multiple times until Godzilla has become dizzy. However, as Xaldin warps in for another hit, Godzilla looks upward and snaps at its foe. Catching Xaldin in its mouth, it proceeds to spew him into the ocean. He is shot under quite a great depth, but he surfaces before he runs out of air. About to get back to shore and continue fighting, Xaldin feels a tremor deep in the water. The whole surface of the ocean begins to shake and suddenly, from beneath Xaldin, the Lochness Monster springs up and swallows the Nobody whole. Godzilla turns to this new foe and growls menacingly. Nessie returns the call with her own roar. Then Godzilla reaches over to the palm tree on the small outlet of the island and plucks a paopu fruit from it. He holds it out to Nessie and she bashfully accepts it. Then together, they walk/swim into the distance under a beautiful sunset, leaving Xaldin digested and Terra flattened like a pancake.
Kairi: WHAT…THE…HELLMAN'S MAYONAISSE WAS THAT?
Me: I have no idea 0-o Definitely the most odd battle yet…
Riku: Yeah, that's an understatement…
Me: Um…reviews anyone? XD If this isn't what you were expecting, then…well if this IS what you were expecting, then I will send a greetings card to your asylum to say hi! So, tell me what you thought (a little romance in there at the end, huh? Was that a plus?) XD Sorry it was a little short...may rewrite it later...