Hey people sorry for not updating, I already have chappies 4 and 5 written up on paper but I really don't like typing so you enjoy, sorry if its crap,I am only 11, just deal with it.

Disclaimer:I don't own invader Zim...yet all i own is Rose and Tiz (I also am not the inventor of Skittles if i was i would be so effin rich)

SHOUT OUT:hey Ian if your reading this,which I know you probably are YOU ARE AS ANNOYING AS HELL

now on with the story


Zim's POV

I ran into the bathroom to receive the incoming transmission from my base. I quickly checked to make sure I was the only one in there and went into a stall. I pulled out the communicator and it showed ... Gir ... with an unknown SIR unit 'It doesn't look like Mimi...Maybe a gift from the tallest'.

"Hey Gir would you mind telling me who your friend is?"

"Yeah,she says her name is TIZ!"he said yelling the last the part.

"Okay Gir would you ask her what shes doing at our base". The robot that looked EXACTLY like Gir except with violet eyes instead of blue, whispered something into Gir's ear ... err ... antenna

"She says her master won't let her tell because..." at this the SIR unit whispered something to Gir "oooooh yeeeeah. Tiz says she can't 'Cuz it gonna be a surprise!I HOPE THERE WILL BE TACO'S!" he said/yelled.

"OOOOOH AND LOLLIPOPS!:D"screamed Tiz. As they were jumping around they fell on the big red button that cuts the transmission. I left the bathroom and walked back to the cafeteria I got back I saw it was empty. "SHIT I'm late for class!" I said as I started to run to Ms. Bitters room.

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Back at Zim's Base

Gir's POV

'Mah master disappeared. He looked annoyed with me. I hope he ain't mad at me...MAH MASTAH'S MAD AT ME' I thought. I started crying.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!WAH!WAH!WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Tiz came over and said

"Why ya cryin' Gir? Why you no happy?Did you lose your piggy? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"I said starting to scream too. We kept screaming together until we saw the angry monkey show was on!

"YAY! I'll get the tacos!" I said as I ran to the kitchen when I came out I saw her destroying the TV!

"Why you do dat?" I asked starting to cry.

"The man on da TV said the angry monkey show was canceled"she said starting to cry. We both cried. *Ding*

"Yay!Tacos!" I said as I ran to the kitchen.

She ran in after me and yelled "Is there lollipops and skittles in them!".

"yeah they're baked in!:D nom nom nom"

"nom nom nom"

"yay I'm full, I'm gonna go play with mah rubbah piggies!"

"okay I'll come along and bring lollipops!WOOHOO"she said. We went to the lab and found ALL my rubber piggies and mini-moose. I opened up my head and a tea set came out! Then Tiz opened up her head and caused a lollipop and skittles Volcano! We stayed down there until we heard the door bell ring. Me and Tiz went up to the main floor and put on our costumes. Her costume looked like mine except she is a cat and is hot pink with dark grey legs, arms, ears, tail, and stitching. She even had a zipper! Once our costumes were on we went to go answer the door.

I opened the door and yelled "HIYA MASTAH!"(^-^)then I noticed that there was a girl standing next to master. I looked over and saw Tiz waving at the girl.

"Hi pretty lady!" I screamed. The girl continued staring at Tiz.

Zim's POV

The door opened and I saw Gir and a...Cat? It must be the other SIR unit, Tiz. I looked over at Rose to see her reaction but instead of looking shocked she was glaring daggers at Tiz. Weird. I heard Gir talking/yelling but wasn't paying attention I was too confused. I stepped inside and told the others to follow. Gir followed me but Tiz followed Rose. Now I was way past confused, my brain felt like it was going to plode.


Well that was chapter 3 for did ya like it? It was filled with crazy randomness which is what I am best at. So please rev- AAAAAAAH THE VOICES ARE BACK *falls into fetal position*rises up in a possessed way and says in demonic voice Review or I will tell Nny where you live *cough*normal voice.Whoah what just happened.

Dib:I don't know... I just dont know