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This is my first lemon EVER! I was soooooo nervous writing it! I don't know if I totally ruined it or what - tell me in reviews!

"Sasuke may join Naruto for one shower / bath that may and probably will include sex. Valid one shower / bath only."
Naruto wouldn't let Sasuke molest him at all during the time Sakura, Lee, Iruka, and Kakashi were over, which Sasuke thought was very unfair. All he wanted to do was bend the blonde over the table and screw him until New Year's...! Okay, maybe Naruto had a small reason to deny Sasuke. But it was a small one.

The raven thought that they would never leave. The hours seemed to drag on until he thought he was going to rip his hair out. Or succumb to his desires and lock Naruto in the bedroom to have his naughty naughty way with him. But he couldn't do that, because he knew that Naruto would make him sleep on the couch for a week again. Sasuke shuddered. That was an awful, awful week.

Naruto had dragged his boyfriend along with him to go shopping. Sasuke wasn't thrilled whatsoever – Naruto wasn't an easy person to shop with. They had to go into every store in the mall and try everything that he somewhat liked on. Sasuke got very bored very fast. So he had followed the blonde silently into a dressing room and somehow convinced Naruto into having sex there. Sex in a public place. Probably the kinkiest thing they'd done since the Holy Coupon Book (as Sasuke dubbed it) came into their lives.

But that's not the point. The point is, and it's pretty needless to say, they were no longer allowed to shop at that Holister. Naruto was so furious that he refused to let Sasuke sleep in the same bed as him for seven grueling days.

But Sasuke refused to think about what he called "The Week With No Sunshine". Never again, never again, never again-

"Um, Sasuke-kun?" Sakura frowned, waving a hand in front of his face. "What are you mumbling about?"

Sasuke snapped out of his daze. "Nothing," he replied evenly, slapping her hand away.

"Um, alright...," she said. "Well, Lee and I are leaving, so-"

He tuned out the rest of whatever she said because Little Sasuke (the one in his head) was very busy doing the happy dance, and Other Little Sasuke (the one, um, down there) was busy deciding which coupon to use the second they walked out the door. He hadn't read all ten very carefully after he saw that Naruto had agreed to one night of calling him "Sasuke-sama", but he was pretty sure he saw something about sex in any room he wanted, and he always thought Naruto would look so sexy splayed out over the table, panting and moaning his name...

"Sasuke!" Sakura whacked him upside the head. "Stop ignoring me! I'm trying to tell you something!" Sasuke rolled his eyes, but secretly didn't want to be hit again, so he nodded. "I said try not to take it too rough on Naruto tonight, okay? He promised me that tomorrow we'd go hunting for After-Christmas deals at the mall."

No! Little Sasuke immediately began to plot Sakura's death and Other Little Sasuke deflated considerably, then helped his buddy up north plan the pink haired girl's demise. How dare she try to take his little Naru-chan away from him! He had plans! Plans!

"Sasuke! Pay attention!" Every syllable was accentuated with more hits to the head.

"Ow!" Sasuke snapped, trying to get the evil pinkette to stop hitting him. "Okay, okay, what is it?"

"Here," she scowled, pushing something into his hands. "This is your Christmas present from me and Lee."

The box was a small cube, wrapped in paper with large pictures of a very jolly Santa Claus on all sides. He tried not to roll his eyes at the ridiculous paper, knowing that Lee probably picked it, and open the box. Inside was an economy sized jar of strawberry scented lube. It was perfect – they were almost out of lube and whenever either of them tried to go out to get more, they somehow ended up back in bed.

Sasuke's face split into a huge smirk. Little Sasuke and Other Little Sasuke forgave Sakura and went back to their primary activities.

"Thank you, Sakura," he murmured, carefully closing the lid over the box. "I-"

"Ah, Sasuke, my youthful comrade! We have had so much youth-filled fun today!" Lee tried to hug him, but Sasuke punched him, scowling. Sakura slapped Sasuke and helped her boyfriend up.

"We're leaving," she snapped. Sasuke said nothing, but was internally very happy. Two down, two to go.

"Sasuke!" Naruto called. "Come here and say goodbye to Iruka and Kakashi!"

Sasuke's smirk widened and both Little Sasuke's did a happy dance. Well that was easy.

While Naruto was cleaning up the kitchen, Sasuke decided to flip through his coupon book to see which one he wanted to use that night. He'd have to go buy the costume he had in mind for Naruto, and he didn't want to leave him right now. Besides, leaving on Christmas might warrant another "Week With No Sunshine", and he didn't want to risk that. He couldn't use the role play coupon because he had too many ideas to sort through, and he had no idea what one would be the sexiest to do with Naruto. Master and slave was always a good one, but he already had the much revered "Sasuke-sama" coupon. Besides, Naruto probably wouldn't go for that. Sasuke could be a doctor and Naruto his very naughty, very sexy nurse...

Sasuke shook his head. Another time, he would decide on that another time. He still had to pick something for them tonight. He should probably start small, with something not too wild. Sasuke knew Naruto wasn't very kinky like him, so he had to tread lightly to start.

He smirked, stopping at the third coupon. Yes, yes, this would be perfect for tonight. Oh, his poor, sexy little dobe...

Sasuke paced back and forth outside the bathroom that night, waiting impatiently. It seemed like forever before he heard the shower turn on. 'Finally,' he thought, a smirk gracing his features. He waited a few more minutes to make sure that Naruto was in, and then slid off his boxers and crept silently into the the bathroom. It was already full of steam – his dobe had turned the hot water on high, apparently. Sasuke didn't care though; he liked the steam.

Sasuke was very careful to make no noise at all as he crossed the large bathroom. When he reached the shower, he just stared for a moment at Naruto's backside. So smooth, so tan, so tight, and so very much Sasuke's and Sasuke's alone.

He opened the door without a sound and climbed in just as quietly. He carefully stepped forward, then wrapped his arms around his blonde boyfriend. He nibbled on his ear and purred, "Need some help, Naruto?"

"Sasuke!" Naruto squealed, squirming. "W-what do you think you're doing? Get out!"

"Hn. No," Sasuke replied simply.

"Why the hell not, bastard?"

"I'm using one of my coupons now," Sasuke murmured, shifting to suckle on Naruto's neck.

"W-which one?"

"Isn't it obvious, dobe? My shower for two coupon."

Sasuke didn't allow any more talking as he spun the blonde around and smashed their lips together. Naruto protested against the raven's lips at first, but eventually gave up and kissed his boyfriend back. He wasn't getting out of this. Not that that was a bad thing. Of course not – that's never a bad thing when you're boyfriend's a sex god.

"Sasuke!" Naruto moaned, throwing his head back. Sasuke smirked, pleased with the new access to Naruto's neck, and latched on to it to mark his territory.

Naruto moaned again, grabbing a handful of Sasuke's hair and pulling. He felt Sasuke smirk against his skin and tried to scowl. That was hard to do, though, with his incredibly hot, sexy boyfriend moving from his neck to instead suck on one of his nipples. His other hand snaked up and played with the other one, making Naruto moan louder and tug harder on his hair.

Growing bored with his actions, Sasuke placed both of his hands on Naruto's hips and trailed open-mouthed kisses down Naruto's sculpted torso, electing soft mewls from the blonde.

Sasuke stopped over Naruto's erection and smirked up at his boyfriend. Naruto whined and pushed his hips forward, trying to get some relief.

"Sasu!" he whined when the raven continued to do nothing about his problem.

"Yes Naruto?" Sasuke replied, as though nothing out of the ordinary was happening. He licked the dripping tip of Naruto's erection, making the blonde gasp and buck his hips forward.

"Sasuke! Please!"

"Please what, Naruto?" Sasuke purred. "I won't know what you want me to do until you tell me." Naruto blushed even brighter and turned his head away, refusing to look at his boyfriend. He liked it was Sasuke talked dirty to him, but he was always so mortified when Sasuke made Naruto tell him the things he wanted Sasuke to do to him. "Naruto..."

"Please, put it in your mouth!" Naruto finally blurted out. Sasuke tilted his head to one side, trying to look innocent and failing.

"Put what in my mouth, Naru?" he murmured, slinking back up Naruto's body. "This?" He latched on to Naruto's nipple again, smirking around it. Naruto let out a kind of half moan, half whine.

"Noooo... Sasu...!"

"No? Not that? Then what do you want me to put in my mouth, my little fox?"

"My... put my – ah!"

"Keep going Naruto," Sasuke encouraged, getting back on his knees.

"My dick! Dammit, Sasuke, put my dick in your mouth!" The hyperactive blonde covered his face in his hands, thoroughly embarrassed. Sasuke chuckled and kissed Naruto's stomach.

"All you had to do was ask," he whispered. Naruto glared through his fingers at the older boy, but almost immediately after he threw his head back, banging it against the tiles, and moaned his loudest moan yet. He tried to push his hips into Sasuke's heavenly mouth, but the raven kept his hips firmly against the wall.

Naruto was tossing his head from side to side, moaning wantonly and gripping his boyfriend's hair tightly. Sasuke was going extra slow just to torture him, and it was working. He knew just how to push Naruto's buttons.

After making sure that the blonde was distracted enough, Sasuke grabbed some body wash and covered his fingers in it. He reached behind Naruto and circled a finger around his entrance before dipping it in. Naruto hardly even noticed, as one of Sasuke's hands had left his hips and he was free to push into his boyfriend's mouth.

Sasuke carefully added a second finger and, at the same time, struck Naruto's prostate. Naruto moaned again, not able to decide whether he wanted to push back against Sasuke's fingers or into his mouth. But it didn't matter much, because when Sasuke's third finger wiggled in he moaned his name and came into Sasuke's mouth. His knees shook and he would have fallen over if Sasuke hadn't held on to him.

When Naruto finally came down from his high, he found he was on his back in the shower was Sasuke perched over him, panting. Sasuke's back blocked him from the now cold water, not that he would have noticed anyway. Sasuke leaned down to kiss him as he covered his manhood in the body wash, then pressed himself against Naruto's entrance. For a moment, he let it rest there, and then, in one swift motion, he pushed inside.

Naruto moaned, his hard-on returning rapidly. Sasuke stroked him until he was fully hard again, and then started thrusting. It was far from slow and romantic, but both of them loved it all the same.

Before either of them knew it, they were both coming. Sasuke, determined to get his uke to come first, grabbed Naruto's manhood and started to jerk him off in time with his thrusts. Naruto screamed a mangled version of his boyfriend's name and came all over his chest and Sasuke's. Seeing Naruto in such pleasure cause Sasuke to topple over the edge, too, with a breathless whisper of Naruto's name.

They both lay panting on the shower floor for a few minutes. Naruto was falling asleep, spent from his two orgasms. Sasuke figured he'd better get them out before the cold water got them sick. He sat Naruto up and quickly washed the semen from his chest, and then cleaned himself up. He turned off the water and carried Naruto out.

Sasuke placed him carefully on the counter, chuckling when he almost fell off. Sasuke dried Naruto off, and then himself again, before carrying the blonde into the bedroom. He carefully placed him under the covers and climbed in next to him. Naruto curled up next to Sasuke, and Sasuke, smiling – not smirking – wrapped his arms around his boyfriend.

"I love you Sas...," Naruto mumbled, falling asleep.

"I love you too, Naru."