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"For the use of one costume of Sasuke's choice. Valid one night only."

Sasuke was feeling... off when he woke up, but he couldn't figure out why at first. He threw an arm over his eyes to block out the sunlight streaming through the window and reached for Naruto with his other hand. However, upon finding the blonde missing, he sat up straight so fast he thought something in his back cracked. But he didn't care about that. Where was his dobe?

"Naruto?" he called loudly. No response. The raven frowned and threw the covers off of himself with a growl and jumped out of bed. Snatching a pair of boxers and tugging them on roughly, he stormed to the door only to stop when he caught sight of a piece of paper attached to it.

Teme-

Sakura-chan said she already told you this, but you probably forget already. We're going to the mall to look for those After-Christmas deals. I'd ask you to come, but I'm never taking you shopping again. You know why.

Here he had drawn a very unhappy looking face, which actually made the raven chuckle despite horrible memories of the "Week With No Sunshine." It was cute in its own way, just like Naruto.

Anyways, I'll be back by five, in time for dinner, so don't worry about poisoning yourself, and please try to not burn down the apartment.

Love,

Naruto

Sasuke sighed and set the piece of paper down on the dresser. He'd have to spend almost all day without his dobe. This didn't have the makings of a good day at all. But then Sasuke, being the brilliant Uchiha he was, remember his coupon book. So, with a smirk, he ran back over to his nightstand and snatched up said book.

He thumbed through it, stopping occasionally to contemplate plans for his little fox. After nearly an hour of plans, naughty ideas, and a Naruto induced hard on (but really, for Sasuke, what other kind of hard on was there?), Sasuke knew what he had to do.

He had to go shopping.

Sasuke stared at the shop before him for a few minutes. He still couldn't believe that he was coming here of all places, but it was what had to be done. Besides, he could get a good discount here. But still, it was with a heavy sigh that he pushed the shop door open.

The little bell above the door rang happily as he stepped in, electing a shudder from the raven.

"In and out, Sasuke," he muttered to himself.

"Sasuke!"

'Great, just what I wanted right now: an entourage,' he thought bitterly. But when he turned around and saw a familiar blonde (not his blonde, unfortunately), he relaxed. A vague thought crossed his mind that he and his brother had virtually the exact same taste in ukes – blonde, hyperactive, bipolar at times, childish, and random.

"Ah, Deidara," he said, shaking from his pondering. "I'm surprised my brother doesn't have you tied to your bed."

Deidara flushed red and, embarrassed, snapped back, "I'm surprised that you don't have Naruto tied to your bed, un!"

"But that's the reason I'm here." Sasuke was very reluctant to show Deidara the coupon book, which he had brought with him. "Naruto made me this for Christmas. I'm looking for certain toys for us to play with tonight." A smirk crossed over his features at the very thought.

Deidara grinned suddenly. One thing his blonde and his brother's blonde had in common, as he had said – they were both completely bipolar at times. "Then I'm your man, un! What kind of stuff do you need? Rope? Cock ring? Oo, how about a set of handcuffs, un! These ones are new, yeah, made of stainless steel!"

Sasuke smirked. Sometimes it was beneficial for his brother's boyfriend to work in a sex shop.

The raven couldn't wait until his little blonde got home. He had so many fun (naughty) things he'd gotten from Deidara's shop. He wasn't sure just how Naruto would react to some of the things he'd bought, but if the blonde wasn't open to doing things like this then he never would have made the coupon book in the first place.

"Oi, teme, where are you? I brought dinner!"

Sasuke smirked. Wonderful. His dobe was home.

He was on his very best behavior all evening, and he made sure of it. Naruto immediately became suspicious of his boyfriend when he didn't try to jump him the second he walked through the door. He kept a weary eye on him at all times, especially when they cuddled on the coach. Sasuke only usually agreed to any kind of cuddling after sex, and when he said he just wanted to cuddle, Naruto knew that he really meant "I want to pound you into the mattress."

But Sasuke did nothing that implied he wanted sex, he just gave his dobe a few sweet kisses now and then. Not that Naruto didn't love his kisses or anything, but it wasn't like Sasuke at all to be this sweet when he wasn't trying to get sex.

"I'm going to go change," announced the blonde. He stood from Sasuke's arms, mildly surprised when he wasn't tugged back down into the raven's lap, and then trotted off to the bedroom.

Said raven lasted for all of ten seconds before he got up and started to follow the blonde. He had hidden the bags full of goodies in the closet, so he was going to find them sooner or later. And the sooner the better, as was Sasuke's philosophy.

Upon entering the bedroom, he was greeted with a fantastic view of the blonde's pert ass as he bent over to pick up a pair of Sasuke's boxers he'd dropped. The older boy leered at the sight until the blonde stood up. He then crossed over to him and slid his arms around his boyfriend's waist, making him squeak.

"Sas!" Naruto whined. "You have to stop sneaking up on me like that!"

Sasuke merely chuckled. "Sorry, dobe," he replied, not sounding sorry at all. "Come here, I want to show you something."

He grabbed his hand and pulled him to the closet. After opening the closet and pulling out one of the plain black bags from inside, Naruto grinned hugely.

"Did you buy me a present?" he squealed excitedly, reaching for the bag.

"It's for both of us," Sasuke smirked. The blonde's grin fell off at once and he peered up suspiciously at his boyfriend. He should have figured that it had something to do with sex.

"I changed my mind; whatever it is, I don't want it!" he shoved the bag back into the raven's hands and tried to wiggle away, attempting to flee into the bathroom. Sasuke, however, was prepared for this. He dropped the bag and secured his arms tightly around Naruto's waist.

"But Naru, I'm using a coupon," he purred, nuzzling his neck.

The younger groaned, letting his head drop back onto Sasuke's shoulder. "I was afraid you were going to say that...!"

Naruto stared into the mirror in disbelief. The image staring back at him with the same shocked expression couldn't be him! The blonde in the mirror looked so... so risque! Naruto flushed when he thought that. He did. He looked risque. Sasuke had bought him a neko costume. A neko costume, of all things! It was better than a kitsune, he assumed, and he was surprised that his boyfriend hadn't bought one.

He grimaced and went over his "outfit" (he didn't think there was enough fabric on it to really be called an outfit). There was a set of yellow ears that almost matched his hair perched on top of his head to start with, as well as a bell tied neatly around his neck. He had on a tiny, tight top that ended a few inches above his belly button. It showed of his lean but muscular chest, as well as the spiral tattoo around his belly button he'd gotten the only time he'd let his friend Kiba get him drunk off his ass. He still remembered the morning after vividly; Sasuke had whipped Kiba's ass, reprimanded Naruto for going out and doing such stupid things without so much as a phone call and for not getting in until seven AM, and then promptly kept him in bed and screwed him into the mattress for two days straight. From there the outfit was a simple (and tight) pair of something like spandex running shorts in a color that matched the ears and shirt. But the worst part of all was the yellow tall situated right on the swell of his ass.

"Naruto, are you done in there yet?" Sasuke called irritably through the door. He was damn horny just imagining what Naruto would look like in the costume wasn't helping his problem.

"S-shut up, teme!" he snapped back, cursing the tremor in his voice. "You're making me wear this stupid thing, so I can make you wait a few minutes!"

"Dobe...," Sasuke growled. He was horny and his blonde was denying him. Those two things combined did not bode well at all with him.

"Just-" He swallowed thickly. "-Just please get away from the door, okay? I – I promise I'll be out in a minute," he said desperately.

Outside the door, Sasuke gave a small sigh and went back to the bed. He shouldn't have pressed Naruto and snapped at him like that. He knew that his kit was just nervous because they'd never done anything like this before, and the costume was more over the top than the he was comfortable with. He was upset that he couldn't find a kitsune costume, but a neko one was close enough. But the raven knew that this was something they'd be doing again, he knew that the other boy would like it.

The bathroom door creaked open and Sasuke perked up expectantly. After a second, Naruto stepped into the room, revealing himself to his boyfriend's eyes at long last. And damn, was it worth the wait. He had never seen his Naru-chan look so ... words couldn't even describe the way he looked. He looked hot, sexy, irresistible, so many things.

"I hope you're happy," Naruto pouted. The look only made Sasuke want to jump him and take him right on the floor. He held back, though just barely.

"Very very happy," purred the raven. Naruto's pout got bigger, and it was reluctantly that he walked slowly to the bed. Without further ado, Sasuke yanked him down and rolled over on top of him, placing his legs on either side of the blonde. He gulped nervously and looked up at Sasuke, getting more and more uncertain about this.

Before Naruto was able to ask what he meant, Sasuke had pushed his shirt up and latched on to his left nipple, rolling his tongue around the bud. Naruto groaned, arching up into his boyfriend's mouth to try to get more of the wonderful feeling from the sinful appendage. His free hand glided up the blonde's torso, drawing little designs all over his tan skin, before grabbing his other nipple and rolling it between his fingers.

"Naruto...," Sasuke murmured, removing his mouth and hand at the same time. Naruto whined and tried to follow the wonderful appendages. "Say my name, Naruto.

"Sasuke! Sasuke Sasuke Sasuke...!" he chanted obediently.

"Hn. Good kitty."

Naruto wanted to scowl at him from the comment, but found that he was too last in pleasure to do so. Sasuke smirked when he realized this. He loved it when his Naru-chan got so drowned in pleasure like he was. His face and chest got bright red, making him look even more beautiful in Sasuke's eyes. The red dusting made his ocean blue eyes stand out, and his eyes were what Sasuke fell in love with first. They were so bright, happy, shining.

As much as the raven loved thinking of the blonde, he had more important matters at hand. He turned his boyfriend around on all fours to get an even better look at his ass. Sasuke peeled off the tight shorts to around the blonde's knees and grabbed his ass, rubbing his thumbs against the soft tan skin before parting the flesh to look at his puckered entrance. He smirked when the blonde squeaked in embarrassment and hid his face in the pillow.

"Aw, Naruto, don't pretend you don't like this. We both know how much you do," Sasuke chuckled. A muffled "S-shut up!" was the response. So without any further ado, he leaned down and started on his delicious treat.

Naruto moaned wantonly, pushing back against Sasuke's face to try to get his sinful tongue deeper into his hole. As much as he hated to admit it, the bastard was right – he did love this. Sasuke licked and sucked happily at his hole, thoroughly enjoying the noises the other was making. Naruto's arms were shaking and it was obvious that he was having trouble holding himself up, so the raven stopped.

"No...," Naruto whined, pushing his hips back. "Please, Sasuke – so close!"

Sasuke chuckled quietly and shook his head even though Naruto couldn't see him. "I let you come twice last night, didn't I, Naruto?" Naruto groaned unhappily, knowing that he wasn't getting off anytime soon. "Exactly. Besides, we're getting to the really good part now, my little kit."

As he said this, he reached for the jar of lube Sakura and Lee had gotten him for Christmas. He unscrewed the lid carefully and dipped his fingers inside, making sure that they were coated in the strawberry scented lube before he slipped one into Naruto's hole. The blonde moaned, happy something had been placed back inside of him.

"You like this, don't you, Naruto?" Sasuke whispered lewdly into his ear. "You like it when I put my fingers inside of you and stretch you like I'm doing, don't you? Yeah, you like this, I can tell."

He grinned when the blonde moaned and turned bright red. "But you like it when my cock his in there more, don't you? Answer me, Naruto," he added when Naruto merely continued moaning.

"Y-yes!" he yelped when Sasuke slid in a second and third finger. "Yes, I like it!"

"Good little kitty," Sasuke smirked. Naruto glared at him over his shoulder, but the effect was very greatly ruined by the ears and collar. He wanted to tell the raven how much of a bastard he was, but all he could do was moan said bastard's name when he slid inside of his tight heat.

"Damn," Sasuke hissed, pressing a kiss between Naruto's shoulder blades, "you're still so tight, babe. You wouldn't think that we just did it last night."

Naruto scowled at him. "I t-told you not to c-call me that!" he snapped.

"Hn. Whatever, babe." He didn't wait a second more to start pounding into his boyfriend. Naruto practically screamed out Sasuke's name and pushed back against his hips, meeting the thrusts. As always, the youngest Uchiha had found his prostate on the first thrust, increasing the sensation one hundredfold.

Sasuke already felt himself coming; the sight of Naruto on all fours like that in his neko costume, his ass in the air – all of it was almost too much. He refused to let go before his uke though – his pride simply wouldn't allow it. So he snaked a hand in between their bodies and grasped Naruto's manhood firmly. The one touch was enough to make Naruto come screaming out Sasuke's name. Sasuke followed immediately after him, spilling his seed inside the blonde as he collapsed on the mattress. He pumped in and out of him a few more times, letting Naruto's clenching entrance milk him for all it was worth before slipping out.

Naruto had already passed out, which made the raven give a tired chuckle. He relaxed on the bed for a moment with his blonde before carefully climbing out of bed. Naruto made a helpless keening noise, grabbed Sasuke's pillow, and then drifted back off.

Sasuke routed around quietly in the closet for a moment before coming across what he was looking for – a Polaroid camera. He crept over to the bed and pried his pillow out of the blonde's grasp. He then laid Naruto on his back, fixed his cat ears, and snapped a few pictures. Once he was done, he placed all the pictures under the false bottom of his nightstand drawer were he kept a few other pictures Naruto knew nothing about. It was better that way, though. The less he knew the better.

He climbed back into bed and let Naruto cling to him, slipping his arms around the younger in return. He took off Naruto's collar – which, although the blonde hadn't noticed, read "Property of Sasuke Uchiha. If found DO NOT TOUCH." He didn't want his kitsune to suffocate after all.

Thoroughly exhausted, Sasuke buried his face into Naruto's hair and fell asleep.