Wow this took me forever.... But thanks to everyone that reviewed! This chapter has lots of smut, so I hope that makes up for it! Please keep reviewing and sending messages!! I'm sick today, which is why I was able to get this chapter out. Not that you people care, you just want the smut (and I really can't blame you) :D Also, I'm thinking of writing a prequel to this once I'm done about Naruto and Sasuke's first time together (which is briefly mentioned in this chapter). Thoughts?

"Sasuke and Naruto may have sex in any room of the apartment. Valid one night only."

Naruto demanded for the costume to be thrown out the next morning, completely mortified by the night's events. He still couldn't believe that he had let Sasuke dress him up like that! What was he thinking?! Sasuke was good at distracting him, maybe too good. He'd have to work on changing that.

So it was only after two straight hours of arguing and several threats of another week sleeping on the couch that Sasuke took the costume to the building's trash chute. He walked there as slowly as possible, trying to dawdle as much as he could. When he got there, he stared at it for a minute or so. He sighed and reached for the handle to pull open the chute when something caught his eye – the plaque on the door next to the trash chute that read "Janitorial". Sasuke smirked and closed the chute roughly, then opened the closet door.

He flicked on the light and grimaced; everything inside the closet was covered in dust and grime, absolutely filthy – ironically filthy, as it was a janitorial closet. Sasuke looked around for a slightly clean place to stick the bag that held the costume, and finally slid it on to the top of a tall cabinet.

Still smirking, he slid out of the room and went back to their apartment. He composed his face into a scowl before reentering.

"Naruto, I threw it out!" he called in a falsely sullen voice. No response. He frowned and stuck his head in the kitchen. No blonde boyfriend in there either. He checked Naruto's art studio, and finally approached their bedroom. Their was a small piece of paper tacked onto the outside. Sasuke yanked it off and read it.

Have fun on the couch, bastard.

I win.

Sasuke slept on the couch for two days, which really wasn't a lot compared to seven, but it was still awful for him. The night that Naruto let him back into bed he took him three times without even using anything fun. Naruto had a limp for the next few days, but also a huge goofy grin to match his boyfriend's smirk.

Little did Naruto know, however, that Sasuke was plotting his and Naruto's next fun filled romp. He still had plenty of things he'd bought from Deidara's shop, and nine more coupons that promised the utmost pleasure. So much fun and so much time, so much fun...-

"Ne, Sasuke, did you say something?" Naruto asked. He was currently at the stove fixing their dinner.

"No, Naru-chan," he smirked, standing up silently and sauntering behind the blonde. He slipped his arms around him, making him jump a little. But then he smiled affectionately and leaned up to peck the raven's lips. Sasuke immediately deepened the kiss, making him moan quietly. Naruto tore his lips from the raven's, gasping. Sasuke smirk only got wider and he leaned down to sample the tan neck that was presented to him.

"Sa-Sasuke, stop it!" he groaned, blindly swatting at Sasuke.

"Hm.... No. I'm using a coupon. Right now." He groaned again, letting his head fall back on Sasuke's shoulder. "Hn. Dobe, if you hadn't really wanted this, then you wouldn't have made me the coupon book in the first place."

Naruto sputtered at the comment, and Sasuke decided that his mouth was better suited for other activities. Like kissing. Or other... things that they could get to later, he hoped.

Sasuke almost chuckled when memories of giving his dobe his first blow job flooded into his mind. Naruto was the epitome of a naive virgin, having no knowledge of how sex (especially sex between two men) worked. He was bright red from the time Sasuke took his shirt off to when they had finished. Anyways, when Sasuke started to suck him off, Naruto pushed him onto the floor and exclaimed, "What the hell, bastard? Th-that's gross!" Sasuke had chuckled and told him that it was far from gross, actually very pleasurable. Naruto didn't believe it until Sasuke deep throated him in one go.

"Sasuke!" Naruto whined, very unhappy with his boyfriend spacing out at a time like this. He pulled on the raven locks in front of him to get his attention. "S-stop da-daydreaming and get on with it al-already!"

Sasuke smirked. "With pleasure," he purred. He slid down the blonde's lithe body and undid his pants, pulling out his already leaking erection. Leering up at the blonde through his bangs, he licked the tip languidly. Naruto's breath hitched and he threw his head back. But it wasn't enough for Sasuke. He wouldn't stop until he got him to scream.

So without further ado, he set out on this very important mission. He pulled away, making Naruto groan and push his hips up, trying to follow his mouth. Swiftly, Sasuke pulled his pants off, pinned his hips down, and then licked the tip of his erection again. This made the blonde bite his lip and worry it between his pearly white teeth. He tossed his head to the side and would no longer look at his boyfriend – he had once mentioned that it still made him fill a little dirty when Sasuke sucked him off, especially when he watched him.

"Naruto.... If you don't watch I'm not going to do it," Sasuke warned in a low, growling voice that somehow managed to still be sexy.

Hesitating for a second, he turned his head back reluctantly to watch.

"Good boy," he purred happily. He took the head in his mouth and gave a slow suck. Moaning, Naruto put his hands behind him to brace himself against the stove, only to yelp and clutch his scalding hands to his chest. His boyfriend wanted to laugh at the blonde's forgetfulness, but his concern for his dobe overrode that urge.

He grabbed his hands and examined them. They were a little pink, but not burnt horribly. Sasuke sighed softly and kissed each palm tenderly.

"Better?" he asked.

Naruto loved it when the raven was so sweet and considerate, but he blamed him for getting his hands burned. If he wasn't so damn sexy and had to try to distract Naruto with sex, then he wouldn't have gotten hurt! So he scowled and shoved the raven away from him.

"You're a damned idiot if you think you're getting any tonight," he snapped, turning back towards the stove. "And look! You made me neglect dinner and now it's ruined!" A pout now formed on his face. "You're sleeping on the couch-"

Before he could even finish the dreaded sentence, Sasuke quickly leaned around him, shut off the stove, and then lifted him up bridal style. Naruto hollered angrily and pounded on his chest, demanding for the horny Uchiha to put him down. Of course, said demands fell on deaf ears. However, Naruto managed to wiggle from Sasuke's arms and tumble onto the couch.

"If you wanted it in the living room all you had to do was say so," Sasuke growled, crawling on top of him. "I would have been happy to oblige."

"Sasuke, no! Get off!" He obviously did no such thing. "You – you just used your sex in any room coupon in the kitchen, bastard!" Here he gave a very Sasuke-like smirk, thinking that he had his boyfriend. But he was oh-so wrong, Sasuke thought happily.

"Hn. First of all, we didn't go all the way – I didn't even get to finish sucking your perfect cock." Sasuke smirked when Naruto turned red. "Second of all, it says 'valid one night only' on the coupon – so I can use it still, since it's the same night."

Naruto spluttered indignantly, and Sasuke thought that he could be busy doing other things. So he silenced him with a demanding kiss. Naruto, of course, protested again, but eventually had no choice but to melt into it. He cursed his penis for getting hard again (since he had completely deflated since burning himself), but couldn't fight that either. He just allowed Sasuke to tug off his apron and shirt and kiss the delicious skin the action revealed.

Sasuke was delighted with the sudden cooperation and took advantage of it. He tore off his own clothes and fished behind the couch cushions, looking for the lube he'd hidden there just in case. With a flourish and a triumphant smirk, he pulled it out only to be thumped on the side of the head by a scowling Naruto.

"Teme! Why the hell is that there?!"

Sasuke merely replied "Hn" monotonously and crawled down Naruto's body to reach his pink entrance. They had sex constantly, on a daily basis pretty much, but Sasuke prepared him anyways. He refused to hurt Naruto, and besides, it was an act he enjoyed doing. Getting to taste the delicious pucker....

"Sasuke...."

Watching his tongue move in and out of it....

"Sasuke."

Seeing his fingers slip in and out, being swallowed by the tight heat....

"Sasuke!"

Naruto pouted, unhappy that his bastard of a boyfriend was just staring at his entrance, looking entranced and hungry all at once. With an irritable sigh, he snatched up the lube, poured some on his fingers, and shoved two of them up his own entrance. He gasped out his boyfriend's name and frantically started preparing himself.

Sasuke almost came at the sight of the blonde fingering himself. Naruto really must have been as desperate as him, because he'd never prepared himself before, not even when Sasuke took forever to get to the task. So to the raven, this was a dream – a very wet dream – come true. He continued to watch, nearly drooling, as Naruto added another finger. He groaned and bucked his hips up, gasping out "Sasuke!". That was too much for him – he tore Naruto's hand away and kissed him forcefully.

"God, Naruto," he growled, lubing his member as he spoke, "you are so damn hot."

He blushed, turning his head to the side. Sasuke merely smirked and swiftly slid inside of his boyfriend. Naruto moaned loudly, surprised at the sudden entry. Nonetheless, he wrapped his legs around Sasuke in encouragement and demanded more.

"You want more? Fine, you got it."

He started thrusting as fast and hard as he possible could, but Naruto didn't complain. It was harsh and quick and perfect all at once. Normally they didn't have rough sex, but this felt so good.

As always, Naruto came first, spurting his completion all over Sasuke's and his chests. Sasuke groaned, dipping his head down to rest between Naruto's neck and shoulder as he milked him dry. For a moment, they both just laid there panting, before Sasuke stood and scooped up the blonde. Said blonde snuggled into his boyfriend's chest, thinking that they were merely going to bed now, but instead he found himself bent over the arm of the couch.

"Sasuke?!" he exclaimed.

"We're not done yet, dobe," he said simply. Already erect again, he fingered Naruto to get him hard and lubed himself up again. He slid in effortlessly and their dance began again, though this time it was much slower and more affectionate. Sasuke was cooing things into Naruto's ear that made him blush and bury his face in the cushions. They were both close again when-

"What a wonderful display of youth you are presenting, my youthful friends!"

The couple looked up to see Lee sporting a nosebleed and a face splitting grin as he stood in their doorway. Sasuke's eyes flicked down to Naruto nervously, hoping that he wasn't going to call it off. But to his surprise, he scowled and threw a pillow at the door, knocking Lee backwards as it slammed shut in his face. He then twisted his head around and snapped, "Why'd you stop?!"

Smirking, Sasuke continued their activities. Whether his dobe knew it or liked it or not, he was becoming more and more like the raven. This coupon book was making their lives even better than Sasuke thought that it would.

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