Yeah Chapter 5! I think this chapter's pretty good.... It has more of a plot leading up to the smut than the other chapters. I tried to do my bestest :D This chapter is for Itooshii Koneko who gave me the idea for this chapter. Yeah for Itooshii Koneko! :D Now just a few notes.....

There was a little confusion about the number of coupons which was brought to my attention by an anonymous reviewer, so just in case anyone else is confused I'll elaborate.

To chuppi - I checked a million times, and I didn't make a mistake - as of that point in Chapter 4, there were nine coupons left - the two used in the two previous chapters, and Sasuke hadn't used a coupon yet in Chapter 4. I explained in Chapter 3 that I was adding an eleventh coupon to the story, thus another chapter. That makes it nine coupons left at that part in Chapter 4. I'm not mad or anything, just explaining :)

Okay, that's enough rambling - on with the smut! Remember the more reviews the faster the next chapter arrives!

"Sasuke may have one night of sex with Naruto during which Sasuke may do whatever he pleases. Valid one night only."

Naruto was, once again, unable to walk straight for a few days after their romp in the living room. This time he was a little irritated with Sasuke because Kiba had noticed and made fun of him for it. Luckily, though, he didn't make Sasuke stay on the couch. And to the raven's credit, he hadn't pushed Naruto into doing anything over the top. But that could only last for a certain amount off time before-

"Teme, get off!"

Too late.

"No," Sasuke replied simply. Naruto squirmed as he tried to push him away, but the raven held on tightly and continued sucking on his neck contentedly.

"Sasuke, I mean it! Knock it off, Iruka and Kakashi are right in the other room!"

"Admit it, my sexy little dobe, deep down you've always been an exhibitionist."

Naruto bit down on Sasuke's hand as it ghosted over his lips. Sasuke, though he'd never admit it, yelped in a rather undignified way and jumped back. Damn! Naruto bit hard. Biting wasn't as fun outside of sex....

"If you don't behave yourself, Sasuke, you will be on the couch tonight," Naruto hissed, waving a large metal spatula at him threateningly. He glared at Sasuke for a moment for emphasis, then threw the spatula back down on the counter and grabbed the cookies he'd just finished baking. He stepped back into the living room bearing a wide grin.

"Kakashi, Iruka, look! I made-"

Naruto suddenly froze, dropping the plate with a thud and sending the baked treats to the floor. Sasuke frowned and stepped behind his dobe to see what was wrong, then snorted.

Kakashi had Iruka splayed out on the couch underneath him, and Iruka's shirt was open. Kakashi was sucking happily on one of his husband's nipples, and Iruka was fisting his hair with a half pleasured, half annoyed look on his face. Neither noticed the younger couple in the doorway.

"K-Kashi, knock it off," he grumbled. "Naruto and Sasuke are-"

"Wondering why there's two old perverts 'getting it on' on our couch," Sasuke finished, amusement tinting his voice. Iruka turned bright red and hastily buttoned up his shirt, but Kakashi just grinned.

"Knew you won't mind, Sasuke!" he said brightly. Naruto squeaked, turning a shade of red to match Iruka's, then quickly spun around and hid his face in Sasuke's chest. The raven chuckled and slipped his arms around his boyfriend, kissing the top of his head.

"My eyes!" wailed the blonde. "Oh God! I still see it even when I'm not looking!"

Kakashi and Sasuke, needless to say, were far more amused by the entire situation than their ukes were.

Naruto was more embarrassed than anything after they caught his foster father and the old pervert on the couch. Sasuke thought it was hilarious, but didn't dare say anything because he knew it would annoy the blonde. Despite being an Uchiha, and thus having the hereditary I'm-holier-than-thou-art Uchiha attitude, Naruto still held power over him – the power of controlling Sasuke's use of his ass, and being an uke – a very sexy uke at that. And though Sasuke's brother refused to admit it, he knew that it was like that with him and Deidara, too.

Speaking of Deidara....

His brother's blonde had pounded on the door right as Sasuke was about to move Naruto and himself to the bedroom. He growled angrily when Naruto quickly pulled his shirt on and went to answer the door, and grew more pissed when he saw that it was Deidara. Putting the two blondes together always had disastrous results – the two always either came up with some idiotic idea (like the time they invented Extreme Mattress Surfing, a game in which one blonde would blindfold the other and push him down a set of stairs while standing on a mattress), or come up with the idea that their semes were evil perverts that didn't respect them, and thus another Week With No Sunshine would commence. Sasuke didn't like it when the two blondes visited. Did he mention there wasn't much sex when Deidara was around?

But when Naruto opened the door to reveal Deidara in tears, he wondered what had happened and if his brother was hurt or sick or something.

"Deidara? What's wrong?" Naruto fretted, slinging an arm around the smaller blonde's shoulders.

"Itachi's a bastard, un," he sniffled. Naruto made a sympathetic noise and quickly led Deidara into the kitchen. Sasuke had a horrible feeling that Deidara's visit was going to be having an awful impact on his sex life....

"What happened?" Naruto asked, sitting across from Deidara at the kitchen table.

"Well, I didn't have a good day at the shop to start with, un. I had the most awful costumers and one of them knocked down a display of new lube, and I spent an hour getting all those bottles and tubes and crap back on the shelf in the right way, un. Then someone else knocked them down! I had to skip lunch to organize it again. And when I finally got to go home, Itachi pretended to listen to me and tried to get me into bed immediately after, un! He didn't even bother trying to listen to me! Oh, and then, I said 'Itachi, un, does it really look like I'm in the mood?' And he says 'Deidara, does it really look like I care?' Doesn't that sound like he wanted to rape me, un? Ugh!"

With a thud, he let his head fall onto the table.

"Oh, Deidara," Naruto cooed. "I'm sorry. Do you want some ice cream?"

Sasuke nearly groaned. Ice cream equaled the two talking for hours, and them talking never led to anything good – see the above "game" they invented.

"But Naruto-!" Sasuke didn't whine the words. He didn't.

Naruto slapped his hand away irritably. "Don't even try it, bastard! You're a moron if you think you're getting any tonight! And you know what? This thing must be hereditary or something because half the time I really don't think you're listening to me, just staring! Bastard!" he repeated for emphasis. With a huff and a nod to himself, Naruto spun around to the freezer and grabbed a pint of chocolate fudge ice cream. He grabbed two spoons, threw a third one at Sasuke, and screamed "Get out!"

Sasuke sighed and quickly ducked the flying cutlery that was being hurled at his head. He had barely managed to tug his shirt back on before Naruto reappeared, brandishing another spoon at him.

"Teme-!"

"I'm going!" he snapped, snatching his car keys from the bowl next to the door. "See you tomorrow, dobe. I lo-"

The door slammed in his face.

Sasuke sighed as he looked up at the large apartment building. It had started to rain almost the exact second he climbed from his car (it just figures), and his damn brother was taking his fucking time answering-

"What the hell do you want?" snarled the familiar voice from the intercom.

"It's me. Your uke is giving mine evil ideas and he kicked me out."

"...It's open."

Sasuke didn't comment when he walked into the apartment and found Itachi slumped in the armchair, throwing some kind of alcohol back. He fell next to his brother and snatched the bottle.

"What are we having?"

"Don't know," grunted the older Uchiha; Sasuke could tell Itachi was really off the deep end, and Itachi was a very hard person to get drunk. "'s kinda bitter at first, but after the second bottle it starts tasting real good."

Yep, completely off the charts drunk. Deidara must have driven around a while before coming to their apartment, because it would have taken at least an hour of straight, near none stop drinking to get his brother like this. But Sasuke didn't question it, merely taking a swig from the bottle. He almost choked – this stuff was strong, and he could hold liquor even better than his brother. But that was what he and his brother did when their ukes got like this – they wallowed in self pity, got drunk off their asses (and terrible hangovers), and then endured a few days of Deidara and Naruto telling them they're stupid and it's all their faults.

It's simply the cycle of life.

The next morning, Sasuke woke up in nothing but his boxers, splayed out over his brother's kitchen table. He blinked, then groaned as a ray of sunshine hit his eyes. His head was throbbing and his throat stung and tasted of vomit. Jesus, how drunk did they get last night...?

He groaned again as he climbed off the table and shuffled into the living room. His brother, unlike him, wasn't fully clothed – he was stark naked laying on the couch. Sasuke's eye twitched and he moved on quickly to the bathroom.

After throwing up some of last night's alcohol, Sasuke swallowed a few painkillers and then went off to search for his clothes. His shirt was placed over a lamp shade and had things written all over it (things ranging from sensible to nonsensical, from "Uchiha's rule!" to "The magic unicorn will take us to the land of blonde ukes."). Sasuke desperately wished he remembered that one, and left his shirt there (everything was written in Sharpie, anyways).

His pants were in the master bathroom, simply lying on the floor, while Itachi's were hanging from the shower head. His shoes he found in the oven, something else he wished he remembered. With a sigh, he tiredly trudged back out to his car. He staggered and was momentarily blinded by the sun, and quickly stumbled to his car. He found some of Naruto's sunglasses in the glove compartment and shoved them on.

The drive home was long, and as Sasuke entered his and Naruto's abode, he saw a blob of blonde hair sticking out from under a blanket on the couch. He didn't even bother to see which blonde it was – he merely shoved him aside and crawled next to him. The figure grunted, but stayed asleep.

He was almost asleep again when suddenly–

"What the hell are you doing with Deidara, teme?"

There wasn't a Week With No Sunshine. No, there were two Weeks. It was supposed to be a month, but Sasuke couldn't take it anymore. So, while his blonde slept, he quietly crept over to the closet and tugged out the black bag he'd managed to hide there. Naruto didn't even know about the rest of the toys – he'd thought it ended with the costume. Oh, how wrong he was.

Sasuke smirked and silently stalked over to his prey – boyfriend, I mean. His smirk grew tenfold as he set to work.

"Ngh...," Naruto groaned quietly, rubbing his face into the pillow. He noticed a lack of heat from his side, where Sasuke usually slept, and tried to reach for him. Keyword – tried. His hands, for whatever reason, were above his head, bound there by cool metal handcuffs. His eyes snapped open, and when he saw nothing and realized that not only was he bound to the bed, but blindfolded and naked, he started to panic.

"Dobe, relax. It's just me. You really think I'd let someone get this close to you, let alone do this to you?"

"Bastard, I swear to God, if you don't let me go, you are so dead!"

"Nah ah ah, you can't stop me," Sasuke taunted. He pushed the blindfold up a little and placed a small paper in front of the blonde's stunning blue eyes. "Read this."

Naruto's eyes scanned over the coupon and he scowled, letting his head drop back. "I knew I shouldn't have included that one...!"

"Oh, but you did," Sasuke grinned, obviously enjoying this. He pushed the blindfold back over his boyfriend's eyes, despite how much he loved them. "Now, let's get started, shall we...?"

"Teme, I mean it – oh! ...Oh...."

Sasuke smirked around the blonde's nipple and pinched the other, causing Naruto to groan and arch up into him. Being blindfolded only increased all the wonderful sensations he was feeling. And, though Naruto could go much longer without sex than Sasuke could, he had to admit that two weeks of celibacy had started getting to him.

Sasuke drew everything out, despite his own throbbing need. He kissed, sucked, and nibbled every exposed inch of the blonde's tan skin, paying special attention to his extra sensitive areas. Naruto squirmed underneath his boyfriend, making the most delicious sounds Sasuke had ever heard. But he won't stop until the hyperactive blonde begged.

Bypassing his erection completely, Sasuke instead left a dark mark on the inside of each of Naruto's thighs.

"Mine," he growled, shoving his boyfriend's legs up to his chest. "You're mine. Say it!"

"Yours!" he groaned obediently. "All yours... no one else's!"

"Good boy," Sasuke praised, reaching for the lube. Dipping his fingers into the jar, he let them circle the blonde's entrance for a long moment, teasing the skin there. He let his hand trail up and caressed his balls, making Naruto keen and push his hips down.

"Sasuke! Please!"

Smirking, Sasuke trailed his fingers back down and slipped one into the waiting, puckered hole. That was what he had been waiting for, so Naruto could have what he wanted, he supposed. He took off the blonde's blindfold and was momentarily transfixed as the bright blue orbs were revealed. Said blonde blinked, adjusting his eyes, and then peered up at his boyfriend with his classic uke expression.

"No – you, not fingers!" Naruto whined, rolling his hips impatiently.

Sasuke frowned. "No. We haven't had sex in two weeks, Naruto. I have to stretch you. I refuse to hurt you."

"Won't hurt me – please, Sasu!"

Sasuke almost caved at hearing the blonde beg so erratically. His cock twitched at the needy voice, but he pushed his lust down momentarily. He repeated his previous statement, his voice slightly more raspy, and added another finger, scissoring them. He smirked when his boyfriend let out a wailing moan, signaling that he'd hit his prostate.

Sasuke tortured the poor blonde mercilessly, adding the third finger only after he'd brought him right to the brink of climax and then winding him back down.

"S-Sasuke, if you don't do it right now or let me go then I swear you won't get back in this bed-!"

The raven, needless to say, was quick to withdraw his fingers and reached up to undo the blonde's bonds. Said blonde immediately tossed his arms around Sasuke's neck and flipped them over, something he wouldn't have been able to do if he hadn't caught Sasuke off guard. He snatched up the lube, spread some over Sasuke's dick, and then lowered himself down.

Sasuke groaned, gripping Naruto's hips tightly and throwing his head back. It wasn't often that Naruto rode him – usually he was either too embarrassed, or Sasuke was in too much of a dominate mood to let the blonde me on top of him, regardless of whose dick was where. However, he couldn't deny that watching the blonde ride him was hot.

Naruto's nose scrunched up, and Sasuke would have thought it cute if not for the fact that the blonde was in pain.

"Naru...to...," he growled, "I told you-"

"I'm fine, bastard," he grumbled back. He rolled his hips and grimaced. Sasuke tightened his grip on his boyfriend's hips and scowled dazedly, daring him to move. Naruto pouted, but didn't. Instead, he bent his head down and sucked eagerly at the spot where his boyfriend's neck met his shoulders.

After a moment, Sasuke decided that Naruto was loose enough (and that he could no longer wait), he thrust his hips up as a hint for Naruto. The blonde moaned and eagerly started to bounce up and down on his cock. Sasuke kept his eyes on the blonde's face, entranced by the sight of him in pleasure, his head thrown back and his mouth open. God, Naruto was was too damn sexy for his own good. Just looking at the blonde above him made him want to come in barely a minute.

Luckily, not having sex for two weeks made Naruto overly sensitive, and he came without Sasuke even having to touch him. Seeing Naruto come, hearing him call out his name led Sasuke to climax, too.

Once they both came down from their highs, Naruto lay sprawled out over Sasuke's as the raven ran his fingers through the sunshine yellow hair. Naruto yawned cutely and rubbed his face into Sasuke's chest, almost making his boyfriend want another round.

"Love you," Naruto mumbled, kissing his boyfriend's neck.

Sasuke smiled a small smile only Naruto saw. "Love you, too."

"...Even if you are a horny bastard."

"Dobe!"