Chapter 7! Finally! I'm sorry it took so long - but there's two lemons in this one, so I hope that makes up for it!

"Naruto will give Sasuke one strip tease or 'show' during one session of sex. Valid one night only."

"Ngh... Sasuke!"

Sasuke blinked blearily, unsure of what had woken him up. He was pissed at whatever it was because he had been right in the middle of a very pleasant dream that involved him and Naruto moving to a private island where they had sex all the time, and nothing and no one interrupted them. Of course, the dream also consisted of him and the dobe in the middle of sex, making him more pissed. He sat up and looked to where Naruto lay, then felt his mouth go dry.

Naruto had climbed out of his arms at some point and was writhing on the bed, hands twisted in the sheets. A light sheen of sweat covered the blonde's naked body. He panted in his sleep as the ground his hips into the bed desperately, searching frantically for his release. He moaned his boyfriend's name again, louder, making Little Sasuke rise in interest.

Oh. Quite an interesting turn of events.

Sasuke, unable to just sit and watch any longer, crawled over and flipped the blonde over before straddling him. He smirked, placed his hands on either side of Naruto's head, and leaned down to breath into his ear.

"Naruto."

His voice was laced with pure lust, raw need, carnal desire. It stirred Naruto from his sleep slightly. He groaned groggily, not entirely comprehending what was happening. Sasuke's smirked returned as he poked his tongue out and licked the shell of Naruto's ear. The smaller man groaned and opened his still hazy bright blue eyes.

"S-Sas?" he whimpered.

"You were having a very naughty dream just now, Naruto, weren't you?" Sasuke purred, slipping a hand down to caress the blonde's crotch. Said blonde moaned quietly and flushed bright red, looking away from the raven.

"Hm? Nothing to say?" Sasuke said, slinking down his boyfriend's body. He placed kisses along his neck, collarbone, and chest, taking his time. "I heard you moan my name, sounding so wanton... Grinding into the bed, trying to come, needing to come so bad... What was I doing to you that got you so excited, Naru?"

Still nothing. The blue eyed man turned his head to the side, still bright red, and refused to look up at Sasuke. With every word that poured from his mouth, Naruto grew redder, more mortified, and, though he'd never admit it, harder.

"Was I sucking you off? Letting you fuck my mouth?" Sasuke continued. "Or was I touching you... here?"

His fingers ghosted down over Naruto's entrance. He hadn't noticed during his embarrassing, naughty little speech that Sasuke had some how managed to coat his fingers in lube. The raven slipped one in the blonde's hole, watching intently as the tight heat swallowed the digit up. However, when the blonde let out a strangled moan, his eyes flickered back up. The sight did not disappoint. Naruto had his head thrown back, eyes shut firmly, mouth open and forming words Sasuke couldn't hear. He loved the sight of his dobe in the throes of pleasure.

"Was I touching you here, Naruto?" he repeated, continuing his rant and slipping in a second finger. "Was I stretching your tight little hole? Thrusting them in and out, teasing you? Was I rimming you? I know how much you love that. Or was it with my cock?"

The blonde groaned quietly in defeat, then nodded, pushing back against the fingers.

"What was that? I didn't hear you, dobe-chan," Sasuke purred.

"Yes!" he hissed back finally. "God, s-so fast, and ha-hard... with y-your cock, th-that huge, long, m-monstrous cock that ke-keeps thrusting in a-and out of my – aah! Sasuke!"

Hearing Naruto actually saying the words set Sasuke off. He tore his fingers from the winking entrance and shoved himself inside, which prompted the blonde's scream of pure, unadulterated lust, raw need. It turned him on even more than he thought possible, and, after briefly checking that his blonde was okay, he began pounding into the littler man.

Naruto moaned loudly and even screamed on occasion. His most frequent word was usually Sasuke's name, which pleased the raven and made him harder. He thrust harder and harder each time, making the cracks in the wall from last night longer and deeper. The bed began creaking in protest, but neither cared – they never did, especially when not when they got this rough.

The bed got louder as its two occupants did. They were both right on the edge of climax, so, so close, when a near thundering crack broke through the screams and moans in the room and the legs of the couple's king sized bed gave out after nearly a year. It fell to the floor with a loud bang, but it didn't stop either of the young men. Naruto came right as the bed hit the floor, and Sasuke let go barely a few seconds after.

They laid there, panting, for a quiet minute, before Naruto started chuckling. The sound steadily grew louder and louder until he was clutches his sides, he was laughing so hard. Sasuke scowled, not getting what was so funny.

"Dobe! It's not funny! The bed's broken, we can't have sex on a broken bed!" he snapped irritatedly.

"Are you kidding? It's fucking hilarious!" Naruto howled. "We broke the bed! That's rich!"

Sasuke still scowled, not seeing the humor in the situation whatsoever. "Shut it, dobe. We're getting a new bed today."

Naruto shook his head, quieting down finally. "No, I'm going to visit the old hag today. You'll have to go by yourself. Don't pick out something tacky or over the top because-"

"Dobe, first of all, why the hell would I pick something tacky? I'm an Uchiha, and Uchiha's have taste. Second, I'm not buying anything orange because I know that's your idea of good taste, although it isn't. Third, no way in hell am I going furniture shopping on my day off."

Sasuke went furniture shopping on his day off. He (obviously) would have been wearing a scowl the entire time – would have, that is, if Naruto hadn't made a deal with him. If he liked the bed the raven picked out, then he promised Sasuke that he would suck him off again. Sasuke was so excited he insisted that they "celebrate" (though the blonde had no idea what they were celebrating), and they ended up having sex in the shower. So, instead of a patented Uchiha scowl, he wore instead a cool smirk as he sauntered into the store.

"Good morning! My name is Ino, can I help you with anything?"

The scowl quickly returned as he rounded on the girl that had spoken. She was blonde and blued eyed, like his dobe, but Sasuke found her to be even more annoying already. Her face was flushed a light pink and her eyes shone as she looked Sasuke not so subtly up and down. She tugged on the hem of her shirt to show of more cleavage from her larger than average chest. 'Can you say implants?' Sasuke thought with a snort. That was why he hated women – they were too squishy.

"No," he replied curtly, turning around and going in search of the beds.

"Are you sure, sir?" she said, hurrying after him. "Whatever you need, I can-"

"I need to find a bed, but I'm perfectly capable of-"

"A bed! Right this way!"

Before he could say anything else, the girl snatched his wrist and began to drag Sasuke away, blabbering about something or other. He scowled and tried to pull away, but the girl was damn strong (and adamant). She pulled him up the stairs and into a long aisle of beds on either side.

"What size? Queen? King?" she questioned, pointing at headboards and frames randomly. He snatched his hand away from her and surveyed the stock. He stopped in front of a simple queen sized frame and headboard. It was all black metal and the headboard had vertical bars, which made it perfect for attaching Naruto to it with handcuffs. He smirked. Yes, it would be perfect.

"So why do you need a new bed? Did your girlfriend kick you out? Need to get something new for your new apartment?" Ino pressed.

"No," he replied. "My boyfriend and I broke it having wild animal sex."

With that, he left the blonde girl there, heartbroken, and went to purchase their new bed.

Naruto was gone all day, but that gave Sasuke plenty of time to have the bed delivered and set up. He even set the mattress on it himself and made the bed with the blue silk sheets they both loved – Naruto because of their feel, Sasuke because they remained him of his dobe's eyes.

He waited impatiently for said dobe to come home. He was eager to get started, and time wasn't cooperating – it was moving far too slowly for his taste. Finally, after an agonizing two hours, he heard the front door open. He hurried out the bedroom in nothing but his (and, again, Naruto's) favorite black silk boxers.

Sasuke smirked when he landed downstairs silently behind Naruto and twirled the small black chiffon scarf in his hands. He quickly lifted it up over Naruto head and tied it around his eyes.

"Ah! What the hell?" he exclaimed, flailing his arms to try to get his attacker off.

"She... We're going to have to break in the new bed, aren't we?" Sasuke purred, sucking on one of his dobe's ear lobes. Said dobe's breath hitched and he groaned quietly.

"We j-just did it this morning, teme!" he said, trying to sound angry. It was hard to do, though, when Sasuke had migrated down and began sucking on his neck with vigor.

"That was then, this is now," Sasuke replied with a smirk. "Now shut up, you'll like this."

"Always Mr. Romance, ne, Sasuke?"

The raven rolled his eyes, completely unsurprised that his dobe chose a time like this to be a smart ass. He leaned down to continue sucking on the tan column before him.

"...But you caught me in a... playful... mood, teme," the blonde continued. He leaned down to whisper into Sasuke's ear, "I might even agree to using the strip-tease coupon. I love giving you a show. And I know how much you love watching me."

Sasuke groaned. He had planned to use one of the tamer coupons – the one for the vibrator – but if the little blond was so fucking willing, who was Sasuke to deny him?

Sasuke hurriedly scooped the blonde up in his arms, making him yelp, and took the stairs two at a time. Naruto slid his arms around the raven's neck and contented himself with sucking on it. Sasuke's steps faltered and he almost tripped, but he managed to catch himself and ran for the bedroom. He slammed the door shut behind them and tossed his boyfriend rather haphazardly onto the bed.

"Mm," Naruto murmured, running his hands along the sheets. "You put the silk ones on."

"I know you love them," the raven growled, stalking towards the lithe man on the bed. He got on all fours, hovering over the blonde, and leered down at him. Naruto squirmed, unhappy nothing was going on, and decided to take matters into his own hands. He tore off the blindfold, much to Sasuke's displeasure.

"Dobe-" he began warningly. Naruto silenced him with a quick kiss.

"If you want a show, we're doing it my way," he replied in a low voice. He licked the raven's lips before drawing flipping them over so he straddled his boyfriend. The smaller man rocked their hips together and threw his head back, moaning. Sasuke answered with a groan of his own, clamping his hand onto the blonde's hips and thrusting up to meet his movements.

After a few moments of this, the blue eyed boy grew bored and drew back to the foot of the bed. Sasuke at once tried to follow him, but Naruto shook his head.

"I told you, we're doing it my way if you want a show," he chastised. Sasuke didn't pout as he fell back against the pillows.

Naruto peeled off the (hideous, in Sasuke's opinion) orange shirt and let it fall onto the floor. He then snaked a hand down, unbuttoned his pants, and slipped the hand into his boxers. The blonde groaned quietly, letting his other hand glide up his chest and rolled and pinched one of his dusty nipples. As he started pumping himself unhurriedly, the small nub in his hand quickly grew pebbled and he switched to the other one.

His tan hand retreated reluctantly from his boxers after a moment and he wiggled out of them and his jeans. He sighed in relief, then resumed stroking himself; Sasuke hadn't noticed, but his hand had entered his own silk underwear and he, too, was stroking himself. Watching his incredibly sexy, gorgeous uke playing with himself like he was made him harder than ever. He groaned loudly, letting the blonde know just how much he was enjoying his show so far.

Naruto cracked open a single blue eye and smirked slightly. Ah, so Sasuke did like this. Excellent. He decided then that it was time to take his little show up a notch. That being said, he brought his free hand up to his mouth and sucked on his fingers lewdly.

'Oh God,' Sasuke thought, 'he's not going to... is he?'

He did. Naruto, after sufficiently coating three of his fingers, trailed them down his lean body and pressed two into his tight hole. He let out a long groan of the Uchiha's name and immediately started pumping them in and out rhythmically. Sasuke growled, lunging forward and tugging his hand away.

"H-hey! Bastard, I wasn't done yet! The one time I try to do something k-kinky-" The word alone made him flush bright red. "-for you and you make me stop-!"

"Do you see what you did to me?" Sasuke growled, shoving the blonde's hand to his crotch. "Jesus, dobe, I've never seen something so fucking sexy – God, Naruto!"

With that, Sasuke finally crushed their mouths together fiercely. It was nothing more than a mess of teeth and tongue, and they missed more than they met, but neither of them carried as they tumbled back onto the sheets. Sasuke easily rolled them over so that he was on top, then quickly shoved himself into his boyfriend.

Naruto screamed as Sasuke immediately set up a rough, impossibly fast pace, pounding into him over and over again. His big blue eyes rolled back and his spine arched. His legs gripped Sasuke's waist tightly as he clawed at the raven's back. This was what he wanted, what he needed more than anything. The new headboard banged on the wall, creating even larger cracks. Small pieces of plaster began falling of the wall – not that either of the bed's occupants cared.

Sasuke bit down harshly at the spot where Naruto's neck met his shoulder, creating a large dark purple mark. He fisted the blonde clumsily and groaned as Naruto came, causing his walls to tighten drastically around his cock. With a loud howl of his lover's name, he gave into the throes of pleasure and collapsed onto the sticky mess on the blonde's chest.

"Fucking fantastic," he panted finally, giving his uke a sloppy kiss. "God, perfect, Naruto."

"Yeah, I am," he replied breathlessly. The Uchiha rolled his eyes and nipped warningly at his ear.

"Don't get too cocky," he mumbled.

"Mm... I thought you liked that, when I get cocky?" his dobe purred, slowly sliding a hand down to grasp the older man's dick. Sasuke groaned. Maybe Naruto's cockiness wasn't that bad after all.

Teehee :) I just couldn't help myself with that last little bit.