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"Sasuke may use one sex toy of his choosing on Naruto. Valid one night only."

"Teme, I'll be fine! It's just grocery shopping! Really!" Naruto pouted. He loved it when Sasuke got protective, he would admit, but sometimes it was too much. Like now – Sasuke's father was having some important luncheon for the company, and the raven had to go. But at the same time, they were extremely low on food, and Naruto had to go grocery shopping. Sasuke didn't like the idea of his little blonde out in public by himself; strange men usually took to groping his uke, and he always had to be there to put them in their place. If Sasuke wasn't there... he didn't want to think of what could happen.

"Naruto, I don't want perverts grabbing your ass and I'm not there to beat the shit out of them," Sasuke growled, straightening his tie in the mirror. "You can just wait until I get back and we'll go together. End of discussion."

Naruto bristled. "End of discussion?" Who the hell was he to talk to Naruto like that? He couldn't just tell him what to do like that! It was then the little blonde decided that, whether or not Sasuke liked it, he was going. It was just the fucking grocery store! It wasn't like he was going to his brother's club alone (something he never wanted to do without Kyuubi or Sasuke again – the last time he'd been there alone he had been drugged and almost kidnapped, but Kyuubi had got there before anything could happen)... But that was totally different than this!

"I'll be back around four," Sasuke said shortly, kissing the blonde's cheek. "Love you, dobe."

"Teme," Naruto mumbled back. Sasuke sighed, then left the bathroom.

Naruto pouted for a while longer before deciding to head out. Screw what Sasuke said. He could take care of himself. It was just the grocery store, for the love of God! Naruto was pissed that Sasuke thought him too incompetent to just go buy some food.

He arrived shortly thereafter, contemplating cutting Sasuke off of sex for a few days, and took a cart. He was almost done with his shopping, only a few aisles from checkout, when his path was blocked by a very creepy looking man. He was deathly pale, paler than Sasuke, and he had long black hair that fell in curtains around his face. The smirk that curled his lips and the look in his yellow eyes could only be described as predatory.

"My my my," he murmured, his words fluid. "You're an awfully pretty boy to be here all by yourself."

Naruto growled. "I'm a man, dammit! Men aren't pretty!" he yelled furiously.

"Hm. You can say that all you want, but it will not change my thoughts. As a matter of fact, I believe you're one of the prettiest ukes I've met."

"How the hell can you just assume that I'm an uke? How to you even know that I'm gay? Huh? Answer that, bastard!"

"Please. With an ass like yours there's no way you can't be gay."

Naruto's face flushed and he sputtered indignantly at the snake like man. When the blonde only continued to make incoherent noises, he reached around and moved to pinch Naruto's ass. By then, however, he'd gained his senses enough to jump back.

"Bastard!" he yelped. "Don't touch me!"

"It's very hard not to, pretty one," the pervert crooned. He slid his lanky arms around Naruto, his hands resting on the swell of his ass, and leaned down to kiss him. Before he could, however, someone grabbed him from behind and tossed him to the ground next to Naruto's cart.

"Naruto doesn't need your youth!" Lee screamed, kicking wildly at the snake man. His head banged against the floor with a loud 'thud' and he was rendered unconscious. Lee, however, continued in his kicking.

"Lee! Lee, he's out cold!" Naruto exclaimed, grabbing his friend's arm. Lee stopped, panting, then looked over to Naruto with wide (wider than usual, that is) eyes.

"Naruto, my friend! Are you alright?" he asked worriedly.

"Uh, yeah, I'm fine. Just kinda pissed that Sasuke was right," Naruto mumbled, rubbing the back of h is neck.

"What's that, comrade?"

"Nothing, Lee. Uh, thanks for... well, kicking his ass."

"It was no problem, Naruto!" he replied energetically. "I must be going, though, if you are sure you are fine?"

"Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. See ya later, Lee."

"Goodbye, youthful friend of mine!"

Naruto sighed, nudging the snake man's side with his toe. Sasuke was going to be pissed if he found out about this... which just meant that the raven couldn't – and, furthermore, wouldn't – find out.

"Dobe, get down here!"

Naruto frowned. Sasuke was back early, and he sounded majorly pissed off. Had the luncheon gone that badly? If it had, then that wasn't a reason for Sasuke to be mad at him. Unless Sasuke had found out about-

"Sakura called and told me what happened at the market! Come here now."

The blonde winced, briefly contemplated hiding, and then sighed. That would just piss his boyfriend off more, which he supposed he didn't want. Slowly, he left the bedroom and walked downstairs to his certain death.

Sasuke was at the foot of the staircase, tearing his tie off with a furious growl, his suit jacket and shoes already on the floor. Naruto hesitated, but it was too late. Sasuke had already caught sight of him.

"I told you not to go without me!" he exclaimed, pointing a finger accusingly at his boyfriend. "I told you, Naruto, I told you this would happen, and I had to find out from Sakura that Lee, fucking Lee of all people, had to save you from some pervert! Dammit, Naruto, what if something had happened to you?" His voice grew quieter. He refused to meet Naruto's eye, turning around and running a hand through his hair. "What if I lost you, huh, dobe?"

Naruto stilled. Sasuke didn't talk about this with him often, if at all. He thought the raven was uncomfortable with talking about their relationship, and he was right, which was why he was so surprised.

"Teme," he muttered, hugging the raven tightly. Sasuke sighed, wrapping his arms around the blonde. Naruto knew then all was forgiven.

Another week passed without incident. Sasuke took a few days off of work to be with Naruto, since he was still a little on edge about what had happened. He also, however, believed his blonde needed to be punished for not listening. Yes, yes, now to just figure out a suitable punishment...

Naruto was seriously getting tired of waking up to find himself tied to the bed and blindfolded, this time already with a cock ring snapped around the base of a sizable erection. He growled irritatedly.

"Ah ah ah... if you snap at me, Naru, I'll just have to punish you, now won't I?"

"I hate you."

"I don't think that's true, dobe," Sasuke purred. Naruto felt the bed shift, then Sasuke climb on all fours towards him, until finally the raven hovered over him. "I think you like playing games with me."

"You tied me to the fucking bed. I don't think this is a game, Sasuke."
"You got one part of that right," Sasuke said with a smirk, leaning down to nibble on the sensitive spot below Naruto's ear. He gasped and tilted his head to the side, giving the raven more room.

"W-what's that?"

"Fucking."

Naruto almost snorted; it was a pun he would have made, but not one he really expected from his boyfriend. Then again... Sasuke was pretty sex crazed.

Sasuke moved down the blonde's naked body, licking and nibbling as he went. He spent some time paying attention to his dusky nipples, knowing that they were extra sensitive. He quickly grew bored, however, and continued down his dobe's body. The soft mewls and moans Naruto was emitting were driving him crazy, and he briefly contemplated picking up the pace a bit. But it was too much fun to torture Naruto like this, and besides, he had the dobe tied to the bed. He wasn't passing the opportunity up.

"Hm... what's this, Naru-chan?" Sasuke asked mock curiously, sliding a long finger up Naruto's erection. He shuddered, biting his lip to suppress a moan. "It looks uncomfortable. Do you want me to help you?" Naruto nodded eagerly. "What's that? I couldn't hear you."

Naruto groaned, letting his head fall back. "P-please, Sasu... I want – I want you to suck me off. Please!"

"Hm... since you asked so nicely, I guess I can do this one thing for you..."

With a smirk still curling the corners of his lips, the raven leaned down and engulfed the dobe's boner. Naruto moaned loudly, arching off the bed as far as the restraints would allow him, trying to press himself further into the warm mouth. He stayed there for only a minute, though, before quickly pulling off. Naruto groaned out his complaint, but it went unnoticed. Sasuke quieted him with a quick kiss, then rummaged around through the nightstand.

"W-what are y-you lo-looking for?" Naruto stuttered.

"Mm... we need a special toy for our game, Naru-chan."

"Sasuke, I don't-"

"Now Naruto, you now how much I love the noises you make. It would be a shame to have to gag you."

A mumbled "teme" was the only response. Sasuke gave a throaty chuckle, pulling two things out of the drawer – lube and a long, dark dildo. Naruto would have flipped if he'd seen it – hence the blindfold. Plus, it just made things more fun.

"I swear to God, Sasuke, if you think you're going to – going to stick a vibrator or something in me-" Naruto began, no real threat in his voice.

"But Naruto, doesn't that sound like fun?" Sasuke whispered, slinking back down the blonde's muscled body. "You'd have the toy in you, buzzing and rubbing against your prostate just right, and you'd fuck yourself up and down on it... All the while knowing I was watching you, touching myself, telling you just how hot you look doing it... And if you were good, I'd take the cock ring off and let you rub yourself against me, maybe even let you come. Then I'd take the toy out of you and give you the real thing, let my cum fill your tight little ass. Perhaps I'd even let you come a second time. Wouldn't you like that?"

Naruto, during Sasuke's erotic little speech, had been completely reduced to a pile of incoherent mush, moaning and writhing at the raven's words.

"Yes! Please, I want that!" he groaned, squirming. With a smirk, Sasuke lubed up two fingers, briefly stretched the blonde, then lubed up the dildo and slid it into Naruto.

"Not as long as me, or as wide... but it's still big enough," Sasuke said in a murmur, watching in delight as Naruto's hole greedily sucked the toy in. The blonde writhed, moaned, and groaned, frantically twisting to impale himself on the toy.

"You're already acting like such a selfish little whore. I haven't even turned it on yet, Naru," purred the raven, smirking happily. God, Naruto was so responsive. It just made him want to do so many very naughty things to the blonde. It was good they had the whole night ahead of them.

Sasuke wiggled the the toy until it pushed against Naruto's prostate, then flicked the toy immediately to the highest setting. His dobe immediately screamed, squirming and twisting desperately to fuck himself on the toy. It was even better than he thought it was going to be.

With a satisfied smirk, Sasuke sat back at the foot of the bed, languidly stroking his own cock. He watched with dark, hungry eyes as Naruto groaned and shouted, raised and lowered his hips quickly, frantically bouncing up and down on the toy. This was even better than having Naruto dress up as a neko. He watched his blonde screw himself on the toy for almost five long minutes until he was sobbing in pleasure/pain.

"S-Sasuke-sama!" he wailed. "Pl-please! I want – I wanna co-come s-so bad! Ugh, p-please!"

How could the raven say no when he had asked so nicely, calling him "Sasuke-sama" and everything? He wasn't one to deny. He leaned up, unsnapping the cock ring and tossing it to the floor. Instantly, Naruto came with a shout of the Uchiha's name. It was the most intense orgasm of his life, and he blacked out from the sheer overload of pleasure coursing through him.

When he came to, the blindfold was gone and Sasuke was hovering over him. He looked torn between joy, satisfaction, and concern.

"I've never made you pass out before," he said quietly. "Are you okay?"

"Oh my God," Naruto rasped, voice hoarse from screaming. "Sasuke, that was – that was – holy shit, we're keeping that thing."

Sasuke chuckled, a large smirk adorning his face. "I was hoping you would say that." Naruto just nodded sleepily, yawning widely. "We might have to save the violent fucking I planned for you for later," he continued, untying the blonde's wrists. He snaked his arms up around his boyfriend's neck, pulling the Uchiha down for a kiss.

"Mm...," he mumbled, pulling away and stretching his arms over his head.. "No. You haven't even gotten off. Just give me a minute, I'll be ready."

He nudged the raven's shoulder and arranged him on the pillows. He crawled down his boyfriend's body, kissing lightly as he went, then swallowed Sasuke whole. The Uchiha groaned, burying his fingers in the sunshine yellow locks.

"Good boy," he whispered, stroking his hair.

Naruto hollowed his cheeks and sucked, rubbing his reawakened erection with one hand. It didn't take long for Sasuke to come, to neither man's surprise. Sasuke was quick to roll the younger man over as soon as he had recovered and kissed him senseless. They rocked against each other, sharing simple kisses, until Sasuke grabbed the lube again and spread it over his erection. Without missing a beat, he thrust into the lithe man below him, glad the dildo had already stretched him.

Naruto moaned eagerly, wrapping his long tan legs around Sasuke and pulling him down for another kiss. He met each thrust with one of his own, but he knew he wasn't going to last long. The first orgasm had taken a lot out of him, and with Sasuke hitting his prostate each time like that and stroking him so firmly-

With a garbled scream of Sasuke's name, Naruto came again, spurting his jizz on his chest and Sasuke's. The Uchiha groaned and gave a few jerky thrusts before spilling his load into Naruto's hole.

They laid together in a tangled pile of limbs afterward. Naruto had his head resting on Sasuke's chest, while the raven stroked his sweat soaked hair.

"That was amazing," Naruto whispered, blue eyes turning to the dildo resting on the other side of the bed. "That's going to be so much fun when you have to go on business trips. It'll be a helluva lot better than just masturbating."

"We'll be having a lot more web cam chats if that's the case," Sasuke replied.

Naruto didn't think that was a bad idea at all.

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