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"Naruto and Sasuke may engage in one role play game during sex. Valid one night only."

The next morning, after a refreshing round of shower sex, Sasuke was very unhappy to find out that Sakura and Lee had decided to drop by. He was so close to convincing Naruto to go another round on the kitchen table. So close! He couldn't be too upset, though, because even if Lee was a freak, he did save Naruto from the damn grocery store pervert. He could put up with him for a half hour or so because of that, he supposed.

"Naruto, you sound like you're loosing your voice," Sakura frowned, setting a bowl of ramen in front of him. She rested a hand against his forehead. "Are you ill?"

"N-no!" Naruto stuttered, quickly swatting her hand away. "I'm fine, Sakura-chan, really."

"Are you sure? Are you wearing a jacket when you go out? It's still so cold out, the coldest January we've had in years-"

"Sakura, he isn't sick," Sasuke interrupted.

The pinkette bristled. She was a nurse, damn it, she knew when people were sick! "Sasuke-kun, don't take this the wrong way, but I've been to medical school and I-"

"I know he isn't sick," Sasuke repeated. "Trust me. It's all the screaming."

"Screaming... why – Sasuke!" Sakura whacked the back of the raven's head harshly. "You are obsessed with sex! Lay off of him for once! He isn't a fucking machine you can use-"

"You're right, for once. I'm the fucking machine here."

"Ugh!" Sakura yelled, smacking his head again. "You're hopeless. Hopeless!"

"Now now, my youthful maiden," Lee began in a happy, soothing tone. "Let us all join hands and form a calming circle!"

He tried to grab her hand and Sasuke's, but both of them pushed him away and turned back to each other to start yelling again.

"You treat him like he's just there for sex-!"

"You have no idea what the hell you're talking about! I fucking love him-!"

Naruto shook his head and happily slurped up the ramen, blocking out the sound of the fight. This happened once every month or so. Sakura would try to convince Sasuke to back off having sex with him for a while and focus on the less physical aspects of the relationship, and Sasuke would yell back that he loved Naruto's ass just as much as he loved the rest of him. After the argument (or sometimes during), Sasuke would drag Naruto into the nearest bedroom, lock the door, and screw his brains out repeatedly.

Lee was in between Sakura and Sasuke, trying to break them apart and convince them to start the damn calming circle, but neither of them were listening. Finally, when he was pushed out of the way, he sat on the floor and started some strange mantra, no doubt one to bring a sense of calm or something.

"Fine! Be that way!" Sakura finally snapped. "Come on, Lee, we're leaving!"

Sasuke growled, pulling Naruto up. "Come on, Naruto, we're having sex!"

"Wh-? Sasuke! I'm not done with my ramen! Sasuke!"

"I really don't think this is a good idea, Sakura-chan!"

"You're too close to him, and it blinds you of the problem. Now shut up. I think he's here."

Sasuke groaned quietly. Great. Sakura was over. He had had a long, hard day at the office, having to deal with people that were stupider than usual, and all he wanted was his dobe. Obviously, that wasn't going to happen. He hesitantly walked into the living room and froze.

There were people everywhere. Lee, Kiba, Naruto, and Shikamaru were stuffed onto the couch, Itachi and Deidara were on the love seat, Kisame and Sasori were in the recliner, Temari and Kankuro were in a corner bickering, Neji had a red faced Gaara pressed against the wall and was devouring his lips, and Sakura herself stood in the middle of the room, behind the coffee table. She had her hands on her hips, and Sasuke knew that this wasn't going to be good at all.

"Sasuke," she said in a business like tone. "This is an intervention."

Sasuke stood there for a second, blinked, and finally said, "...Are you fucking kidding me?"

"No, Sasuke. We're all here because we're concerned about your sex addiction."

"No we're not," Sasori said bluntly, ignoring Sakura's death glare. "She told us it was a promotion for Deidara's shop. I wanted free stuff. I've yet to get any."

Kisame nodded eagerly. "Yeah. We need some new toys!"

"Shut up, Fish-Face!"

"Un! We just got some new whips-!"

"Deidara, I want a new whip, ours is so old-!"

"Shika, buy me new handcuffs! I want new handcuffs!"

"No. Too troublesome... No, wait. I will if I can use the dog collar and leash."

"...Deal!"

"Everybody shut up!" Sasuke roared. The room went silent and still. Temari and Kankuro stopped arguing, and even Neji pulled away from Gaara to look up at the raven. "And get the hell out of my apartment!"

"To Deidara's shop!" Kiba exclaimed happily. He pulled Shikamaru out the door by the hand.

"Let's go, little Scorpion," Kisame said with a smirk, pulling his boyfriend along.

"I told you to stop fucking calling me that!"

"The guest room's this way, Gaara," Neji said happily, dragging him down the hall. Temari and Kankuro stared after their little brother for a moment before leaving as well.

"Look, Itachi, un! Business is booming, yeah! Let's go!" Deidara said, eagerly bounding out of the apartment with the older Uchiha in tow. With everyone gone, Sasuke could see that his boyfriend had been duct taped to the couch during the entire ordeal. He growled and stalked over to him, carefully taking the tape off.

"You're fucking insane, Sakura," the raven growled, rubbing Naruto's red arms.

"He wouldn't cooperate," she said irritably. Sasuke sighed and kissed his boyfriend.

"I'm sorry she did that to you," he muttered. He then stood and rounded on Sakura. "You're fucking insane, Sakura."

"See? You can't even stop saying 'fucking'."

"Get the hell out." Sakura just stared at him with wide eyes, like she didn't understand. "Out!" he bellowed.

Sakura "humph"'d and folded her arms over her chest, making it clear she had no plans to go anywhere. Sasuke glared at her, a look she readily returned. They stayed like that for a long two or so minutes, before a flustered Sakura finally pulled Lee from the couch and snapped, "We're going. This is what I get for trying to help? Fine!"

She was still ranting when the apartment door slammed shut. Sasuke sighed, rubbing his temples.

"I'm sorry, Sasuke," Naruto said. Sasuke opened his mouth to tell him it wasn't his fault, but the blonde kept going. "I knew it was a bad idea, but Sakura-chan just kept going on and on about you being obsessed with sex and how I didn't have to deal with it because I deserved better and... I don't really mind that you're so sex-crazed." His face flushed. "I like it."

Sasuke smirked. This was interesting. "Oh? You do? What part do you like best, Naru?" He climbed onto the couch and straddled the smaller man. "Do you like it best when I shove my cock in your tight little ass? Or when I suck you off? When I finger you? When I rim you? I know how much you love to have my tongue pressed up into your pucker." As Sasuke spoke, he pulled off his shirt and a red faced Naruto's. He leaned down and laid kisses along the blonde's chest, speaking in between kisses. "Maybe it's when you get down on your knees and suck my cock like a whore? Hm? You're a good little cocksucker, aren't you, Naruto?"

Naruto moaned, redder than a tomato. Sasuke always knew just what to say, and just how to say it, to get him rock hard with no effort at all.

"Naruto, I asked you a question," Sasuke purred, rocking his hips slowly against Naruto's. The blonde gasped, rocking back eagerly. He still didn't answer, and Sasuke pulled his hips back so Naruto couldn't reach them. "Naruto..."

"Yes!" he whined, straining his hips to meet Sasuke's again. "Yes, Sasuke, I'm a good little cocksucker!"

"Hm... show me how good you are, Naruto."

"H-here?"

"Everyone's gone. Well, not Neji and Gaara... but they're a little occupied."

Right on cue after Sasuke's words came a yell of "Neji, fuck me harder, damn it! Harder!" from their guest room. Naruto's blush now trailed down his chest.

"I never knew Gaara would be so vocal in bed," he mumbled.

"Not as vocal as you," Sasuke said, sliding off Naruto. "Now come on. Show me how much you love to suck my cock."

Naruto climbed clumsily off the couch, getting on his knees before Sasuke. The raven unzipped his pants, then pulled them down just enough to let out his thick cock. The blonde's eagerness returned as he grasped it hard. He stroked it a few times before pressing a kiss to the tip and giving it a long lick. Sasuke groaned quietly, burying his hands in the sunshine yellow locks.

"Good... Naruto," Sasuke groaned. "Good boy..."

Naruto hummed around the raven's cock, making the Uchiha groan and thrust his hips forward. The blonde pulled off his cock and nipped at his hip bone in warning before moving down to suck Sasuke's balls into his mouth.

"D-dobe," Sasuke panted, tugging Naruto up reluctantly. "Come on. Bedroom. Now."

Naruto smirked happily as Sasuke picked him up bridal style and hurried them towards the bedroom. He must have been doing good; he hadn't even finished the raven off and he was already being moved into the bedroom.

He let out a huff as he was dumped onto the bed, but soon his mouth was occupied with Sasuke's. Their kisses were sloppy and uncoordinated, more tongue and teeth than anything, but neither man cared. Naruto groaned into the raven's mouth and slipped his arms around his pale neck, when abruptly Sasuke was sitting back on his haunches at the foot of the bed.

"Teme! What the hell?" Naruto yelled indignantly.

"Stay here," was all Sasuke said in reply. He glided elegantly over to the closet, and Naruto shamelessly ogled his still clad ass, thinking vaguely about how nice and firm it was, even covered by the pants. Sasuke turned around, unfortunately, and Naruto pouted a little. Sasuke smirked, but didn't comment.

"What's that?" Naruto said, eyeing the bag wearily. Last time the bag had been brought out... good things came out in the end, but he had lost some of his dignity in the process. "Damn it, Sasuke, I'm not putting on another neko cost-"

"It's not a neko costume," Sasuke promised. Naruto relaxed, but only slightly.

"Then what is it?"

Sasuke ignored the question. He sauntered back to the bed, placed the bag on the edge, then moved to the nightstand. He dug around in it for a moment and pulled out a small stack of rectangular paper. Naruto groaned, letting his head fall back. Nothing good was going to come of this, he just knew it...

"This," Sasuke said, waving a piece of paper at the blonde, "says that you and I will do a role play and I may choose-"

"Oh hell no, teme!" Naruto shrieked, scrambling away from the raven. "No way, nuh uh! I am not doing role play with you! I just know you picked like – like a – something perverted and I'm not wearing it!"

"But Naruto, you promised," Sasuke purred. "An Uzumaki never breaks a promise, correct?"

Naruto groaned again. "I hate you, teme."

It was one thousand times worse than the neko costume. Scratch that, it was a billion times worse than the neko costume. Of course, Sasuke had to go and be a pervert. Why he couldn't pick something... well, something with a little more fabric. He hated the raven. He hated Deidara for supplying the raven with the fucking costume. Why the hell the older blonde would even think of selling something like this to Sasuke... He had to know it could only be used for evil!

It was a skirt. Sasuke had made him wear a goddamn skirt. Not just any skirt – that of a school girl. It was red plaid, and it barely covered his ass. A tight, white button down was stretched over his chest and tied a few inches above his belly button. He also had on thigh high white socks, held up by garters, as well as a pair of black Mary Janes (which had heels, mind you. Not high ones, but they were still heels none the less). To complete the look, Naruto had been instructed to pull his shaggy blonde hair up into two little pigtails. With the way the shirt was tied, coupled with the fact that his legs were so slim and slender, he could almost pass for a girl. A very flat chested girl, but a girl nonetheless.

"I'm going to kill him," Naruto mumbled to himself. He sighed, kicking at the floor a little, before hesitantly turning to the door. He reached his hand towards the knob, then stopped. He scowled and yanked the door open wide.

Sasuke was spread out on the bed, his hands behind his head. He had put on a pair of tight black boxer briefs, and a red tie was hanging loosely around his neck. Naruto scowled. He got it now – Sasuke was supposed to be the fucking principal or something. Egotistical bastard.

"Mm...," the raven purred, sitting up as Naruto pouted in the doorway of the bathroom. "Perfect. So sexy, Naruto. Now come here." Reluctantly, Naruto edged closer to the bed. He eyed the raven distrustfully as he continued in a low voice, "These are the rules, Naru. You will call me Sasuke-sama, Danna, or, of course, Master. When I give you an order, you will obey it and you will not hesitate to do so. Do you understand?"

"Yeah, whatever," Naruto mumbled, eyes locked firmly on the ground. Sasuke frowned and stood, crossing towards the blonde.

"That was no way to talk to your Danna, Naruto," he said dangerously. "Would you like to rephrase your response?"

Naruto sighed. "Yes, Danna, I understand."

"Much better. Now..." Sasuke schooled his expression into a calm, collected look. "Uzumaki, it has come to my attention that you are failing my course. Why is that, hm?"

Naruto shuffled his feet. Sasuke really wanted to do this? He felt so stupid! Reluctantly, he mumbled out, "I dunno, Sasuke-sama..."

Sasuke clicked his tongue, climbing from the bed. Naruto glanced up briefly, startled to notice that the raven still had a prominent bulge in the front of his boxers. He had lost his erection when he saw the skirt. He was tugged from these thoughts when the raven gripped his chin and forced the blonde to look at him.

"You seem distracted, Uzumaki," he whispered seductively. "Just like in class. Is this the problem?" Naruto caught on and nodded slowly. "Tell me, what is it that's distracting you, hm?"

"I – uh...," Naruto stuttered. He thought he knew where the raven was going, but he wasn't too sure... He took the chance. "It's you, Danna."

Yes, that definitely pleased Sasuke. He smirked and stroked his dobe's cheek. "Me, Uzumaki? I'm distracting you?"

"Y-yes, Danna. It's just – I, uh, I find you very... attractive...," Naruto mumbled. He was starting to forget the foolishness he felt before and was surprised to find that this was actually turning him on.

"You do?" Sasuke purred. His one hand continued stroking Naruto's cheek, and the other started to caress the blonde's side. He leaned in close to whisper into Naruto's ear. "It just so happens, Uzumaki, that I find you very attractive as well."

The younger man let out a low moan. "C-call me Naruto, Sasuke-sama."

"Alright, Naruto," Sasuke purred, the name rolling off his tongue, sounding like pure sin. "That's cleared up. But you're still failing my class... I suppose I can let you do some extra credit and bring your grade up, if you do well. What do you say, Naruto? Would you like that?"

"I'll do anything to boost my grade, Danna," Naruto said eagerly, falling more and more into the role.

"Anything?" Naruto nodded. "Alright then, Naruto... On your knees."

The blonde blinked in faux confusion. "Sasuke-sama?"

"You heard me, Naruto. Get down on your knees in front of me. Yes, good, like that... Now..." He tugged down his boxers, freeing his dripping, aching erection. "Make sure you do a good job, Naruto, and I'll consider raising your grade."

Naruto grasped the taller man's erection in one hand and hesitantly gave the head a long lick. Sasuke bit his lip to hold back a moan, his head lolled back, and his fingers tangled themselves once more into sunshine yellow locks. Now moving more boldly, Naruto began rolling the raven's balls in one hand as he slid his mouth down his shaft. He bobbed his head, sucking slowly at first, then moving more quickly. He stroked what he couldn't fit in his mouth with his free hand.

"Oh God, Naruto...!" he groaned, bucking his hips forward slightly. "You're such a good little cocksucker, Naru... Mm..."

Pleased with himself, the blonde slid his mouth even further down the raven's shaft, not stopping til the tip hit the very back of his throat. He hollowed his cheeks and resumed his fast-paced sucking. Sasuke knew he wasn't going to last long at all. Naruto gave one last suck before the raven came down his throat, calling out Naruto's name. He swallowed everything greedily. Pulling back and looking up at Sasuke with lidded eyes, he licked his lips. The Uchiha groaned and tugged the blonde up, kissing him hard on the lips. Naruto eagerly returned it, wrapping his arms around Sasuke's neck and grinding their crotches together. Sasuke quickly grew erect again, and he drew back from Naruto reluctantly. The smaller man whined, arching his body towards Sasuke's in an attempt for more contact. The raven chuckled and placed a finger over Naruto's lips.

"Sh... we are nowhere near done yet," he promised. Naruto groaned at the mere thought. "Now I want you to bend over the edge of the bed... Yes, just like that..." Sasuke brushed his fingers across the inside of the blonde's tan thighs, then trailed them up the plaid skirt. He raised an eyebrow and turned Naruto onto his back. "You didn't put the panties on, Naruto."

The smaller man's face flushed and he looked to the side. "They didn't fit me right, Sasuke-sama... they were too small."

"Tch. Dobe, they were supposed to be like that. Oh well. I'll just have to punish you now, won't I?"

"Wh-? No, Sasuke! What are you doing? Stop it!"

Sasuke sighed. "No. You were bad, Naru, very very bad. I have to punish you, now. If you're good, you can have a reward. But for now..."

He turned Naruto over again and pushed up the mini skirt. He raised a hand, then paused for a moment. A genuinely concerned look reached his face for a moment. If Naruto didn't take very kindly to being spanked... and he probably wouldn't... well, not only would Sasuke be on the couch for the rest of his life, but Naruto probably wouldn't trust him during sex anymore. But he was Sasuke Uchiha. He didn't hesitate or question anything, especially not his own actions. He raised the hand a little higher and brought it down with a smack against Naruto's tight, tan ass.

And the dobe fucking moaned.

A patented Uchiha smirk grew across the raven's face. This was a very interesting revelation...

"You like that, Naruto?" he purred. "You like it when I spank that perfect little tan ass of yours?"

The blonde groaned and wiggled, raising said perfect ass higher in the hopes that Sasuke would spank him again. At the same time, though, a blush spread over his cheeks and he buried his face in the blankets.

"Y-yes, Sasuke-sama," he panted. "I like it."

"Mm... good to now. I want you to count them now. Don't lose count or we'll just have to start all over. Got it?"

"Yes, Sasuke-sama."

Sasuke raised his hand once more and began to slap Naruto's ass. True to his word, Naruto didn't miss a single count. Sasuke went all the way up to twenty-two, one for each year of the blonde's life, and he vaguely thought that it was something they needed to start doing on Naruto's birthday. By the end of the whole deal, Naruto's ass was a bright, rosy red.

"T-twenty-one! Ah! Twen – twenty-two!" Naruto finally called out. He shivered, sinking further into Sasuke's lap as the blows finally finished.

"Good boy, Naru," Sasuke praised. "You didn't miss a single one." He readjusted them so that Naruto was on his stomach and Sasuke was hovering over him. "I think that deserves a reward. Don't you?"

Naruto nodded eagerly, but Sasuke didn't do anything. He whined, turning to see what was holding up the reward.

"I didn't hear an answer, Naru," Sasuke said, rubbing his hand along the blonde's rear.

"Yes, Danna, please!" he wailed obediently. Sasuke smirked. He loved how easily his boyfriend let his pride crumble for Sasuke.

The raven slid down Naruto's tan body, stopping at his still red ass. He ran his tongue over the abused flesh, soothing the sharp sting of the slaps with kisses, nibbles, and licks. All the while, Naruto moaned and squirmed, pressing his ass up further. Sasuke quickly grow bored with the actions, though, and started thrusting his tongue in and out of the dobe's hole, mimicking actions they would later be talking part in.

"Ah! P-please, Sasuke-sama, I – I want y-you to – to-!"

"To what Naruto? Keep going and maybe I'll consider what you want."

"Please, Danna, fuck me!"

Sasuke chuckled, a low, deep sound from the very back of his throat. "Who am I to deny you anything, Naru? But..." He leaned down to whisper directly into Naruto's ear. "You have to prepare yourself."

"Wh-? B-but Sasuke-sama!"

"Do it, dobe."

Naruto groaned. Sasuke's voice, so full of dominance, so commanding. It turned him on even more. So, without complaint, he snatched the lube from the bedside table and coated three of his fingers in it. He reached a hand behind himself as Sasuke sat back to watch the show.

Naruto bit his lip, slipping a single finger into his hole. He moaned quietly and buried his face in the pillow. Quickly, he slipped in a second finger and started scissoring. It wasn't long before he was on his back, a third finger in alongside the first two as he fucked himself desperately on his own hand. Sasuke moaned quietly as the dobe called out his name. He tore off his boxers and snaked a hand down to start stroking his own erection while Naruto ground his against the bed.

"That's enough," Sasuke growled, pulling Naruto's hand away. The blonde groaned at the loss, but quickly turned on his stomach. Sasuke literally purred at the sight and quickly grabbed Naruto's hips. He raised them up, pushed the skirt out of his way, gave the exposed ass one last smack for good measure, then thrust inside in one go.

Naruto let out a loud, pleasured cry as Sasuke immediately set up a harsh pace. He mewled and moaned, pushing back against the thrusts eagerly. Sasuke, always the quieter one, let out a breathless groan in Naruto's ear as he angled himself to hit Naruto's prostate. The blonde screamed, overwhelmed by the pleasure. He snaked a hand down between his legs and clumsily began fisting himself, but Sasuke swatted away his hand.

"No, Naru," he panted. "Y-you're going to co-come from just the feeling of m-my cock in your ass. No touching. I'll h-have to deduct points from your final s-score."

Naruto whined unhappily but kept his hands obediently wrapped around a pillow. He was so close, he could feel his orgasm building up inside of him, and it was going to be intense. He wanted nothing more than to wrap a hand around his erection and fist him himself until he came, but he knew if he tried anything again Sasuke would tie his hand up, and he didn't want that. Instead, he reached around and pressed his lips against Sasuke's. The angle was awkward and pretty uncomfortable, but it was worth it.

The kiss was short lived, though, as Sasuke gave a particularly harsh thrust and Naruto released his mouth to cry out. He buried his face back in the pillow, his moans steadily growing louder. With one final jab against his prostate, he screamed out Sasuke's name and came over the bed sheets. The younger Uchiha swore as the already tight channel around his dick constricted even tighter. He struggled to hold Naruto up as he came, staining Naruto's walls with his seed. The raven sluggishly rolled them over, away from the cum on the other side of the large bed, and happily nuzzled Naruto's neck.

"That... nice...," the blonde mumbled, yawning widely.

"Mmhm...," agreed Sasuke, watching with blonde with tired amusement as he struggled to get the seed-stained top off. He chuckled lightly. "Dobe."

"'m not a dobe, teme," Naruto grumbled, his anger made more cute than anything in his sated state. Sasuke simply chuckled again, rolling away from the blonde and climbing off the bed. Naruto whined, reaching out for him blindly.

"Sh...," the raven whispered. He gathered Naruto up in his arms, smiling despite himself when the dobe flung his arms around his pale neck and nuzzled his chest. Sasuke took them into the bathroom and set Naruto down on the counter before sauntering in all his naked glory (well, aside from the tie that still hung around his neck) to the bathtub. He started the water, making sure it wasn't too hot or too cold, and added some of the bubbly shit that Naruto liked so much, because hey, the dobe had just worn a skirt and heels for him. Besides, Sasuke liked pampering his dobe.

He crossed back to Naruto, who seemed to be right on the verge of sleep. He tossed the tie off quickly and bent down to unbutton Naruto's top.

"Ngh, Sas... no more sex... tired...," the blonde mumbled. Sasuke smiled.

"No more sex tonight," he affirmed. "We're taking a bath."

"No... Too much work..."

Sasuke merely chuckled, ridding the blonde of his shirt and then the shoes, which made him sigh in relief. He then peeled the socks off and removed the skirt, leaving Naruto in his birthday suit. He took out the two hair ties, which were still barely in his sunshine locks, and then turned around to shut the water off. He scooped Naruto up once more and set him in the tub. With a quick kiss to the dobe's forehead, he turned to leave.

"Where ya goin', Sasuke?" Naruto asked, voice still slurred with sleep. "Stay with me."

"I'm going to change the sheets. I'll be right back."

Sasuke tore the dirty sheets off and left them in a pile on the floor, knowing he'd just get them tomorrow. He made the bed again as quickly as he could and hurried back into the bathroom.

Naruto was completely relaxed in the tub, a smile on his face and his head tossed back. Sasuke stopped in the bathroom doorway and smiled at the sight. He truly would do anything for the blonde because he loved him so much. He loved him more than anything, more than anyone in the world. He came off as a cold bastard, he knew that, but Naruto... something about the blonde made Sasuke want to do crazy romantic things, even little things like making the dobe ramen for breakfast even though Sasuke hated it. He didn't mind. He was in love. He wasn't addicted to sex – just to Naruto.

Sasuke was kind of OOC at the end... but Naruto makes him like that! Don't blame me!