So... two months since an update. Please don't kill me. Take this smut as a peace offering and don't kill me!


"Naruto will ride Sasuke in the cowboy/reverse cowboy style. Valid one night only."


For once, Sasuke stepped into his office building with a bounce in his step the next morning. He didn't even mind the few hours of sleep he'd gotten, because he had instead gotten a wonderful night of his sexy little uke. He would admit the romantic side of their sex life was nice, but he was ready to get back to the kinky side. His usual Uchiha smirk was in place, as per usual, and he had that aura around him that screamed "I had sex last night!"

As he passed by a long row of cubicles on his way to the elevator, he distinctly heard a pale, raven haired man (whom many people assumed to be the third Uchiha brother), mumble, "Someone got some tail last night.".

Sasuke stilled, and the room went dead silent. He turned slowly and turned back around to face Sai Morimoto, a strange glint in his eye. He crossed to the man's cubicle and slowly set down his briefcase, never breaking eye contact. Sai gazed back at him coolly, giving him a small, almost Uchiha-like smirk.

"What was that, Morimoto?" Sasuke asked, his voice perfectly even.

"I know Uzumaki's hot," Said said simply. "It's not like I'm blaming you. I'd hit that, if I could."

Sasuke's eyes narrowed, and the unemotional look on his face was replaced with a furious one. And bent down, getting directly up in the man's face. Still, Sai's expression didn't display a fraction of fear – or really, anything but the cold smirk he still wore that didn't reach his eyes. Sasuke held the glare for a second, the grabbed the man's tie and yanked so it nearly cut off his airflow.

Sai let out a breathy gasp and scratched at the Uchiha's hands, but he didn't relent.

"If I ever," Sasuke murmured murderously, "ever hear you speak of Naruto in such a way again, not only will I ensure that you never set foot in this building again, but I can promise you that you will never again get a job that doesn't involve dressing up like a cheesy, oversized rat to entertain children. Do you understand?"

"Y-yes," Sai gasped. "L-let me go!"

Sasuke held the glare for a second longer before releasing the man. He picked up his briefcase and strode towards the elevator as if this was a day to day thing.

Sasuke sat in his office not an hour later, pondering what had happened earlier. He had heard that Sai was a pervert that would readily fuck anything with a hole, and he was not happy that Naruto was starting to fall on his radar. The dobe was his, damn it. If Sai didn't understand that... Sasuke would just have to make him.

"Good evening, Deidara," Sasuke murmured fluidly, blatantly ignoring the fact that his brother's blonde was with another customer. He turned and grinned widely.

"Hey, Sasuke! What's up, un?" He turned and patted the dark haired customer on the back, telling him, "Think about it, un, and I'll be back in a minute, yeah." When the man nodded, Deidara bounced over to the Uchiha and gave another grin. "What can I do for you?"

Sasuke smirked evilly, making Deidara himself smirk. When the Uchiha Smirk© came out, it always meant good business for him.

"I'm having a little... problem at work. It has come to my attention that a certain employee of mine has taken a liking to my Naruto – rather, to his ass. I... it made me feel the need to stake my claim. To dominate. I had one way in mind, something that I can have the blonde watch over and over should something like that happen... should someone approach him, God forbid. I'd like a video camera."

"Hey, I got a real good one, un!" Deidara enthused. He let Sasuke to a small display against the far wall with a pink and red sign that blared "SEX CAMERAS! NOW 10% OFF!". Deidara snatched moderate size box and passed it to the raven.

"Here, un. Itachi and I have this one," he said.

Sasuke raised an elegant eyebrow. "You do?"

"Uh, yeah," Deidara said, rubbing the back of his neck. "When Itachi goes away on business trips, un, we each keep copies... yeah. It's actually very fulfilling."

"Hn. I'll keep that in mind." He really would. The web cam on business trips sounded more entertaining to him, but if there was a substantial time difference between Japan and wherever he was, the video tapes did sound like a good idea. "How much is it?"

"Ah, just take it, un," Deidara replied airily, waving his hand. "Consider it a... really early birthday present, un."

"Thank you, Deidara," Sasuke murmured, watching the blonde deactivate the security tag at the register.

"No problem," the blonde said with a grin. "Have fun, un!"

"Hn. Believe me, I will."

Sasuke knew that Naruto was not going to approve of his plan in the slightest, which is why he knew he had to keep it a secret. He had to make sure Naruto didn't suspect anything while getting him horny at the same time, and it wasn't hard – all it took was a bag full of Ichiraku's ramen. Whenever he actually went out and got it for the idiot, it put him in a great mood. Naruto in a great mood usually meant that he was more willing to play, which let Sasuke to believe it was simply a win-win.

He watched Naruto tear the bag open, just barely concealing his smirk, and informed him, "I'm going to shower and change, okay?"

"'kay," Naruto replied, taking his ramen out of the bag. "Aren't you hungry, Sas?"

"Not really," he murmured simply, shrugging. "Kanpai, dobe."

"Itadakimasu!" the blonde said eagerly, raising his chopsticks before diving in. Sasuke rolled his eyes but allowed himself a small smile before turning to the staircase. As he grabbed his suitcase, a smirk overturned his smile as he thought of the new toy he'd bought at Deidara's shop. He hurried upstairs and into the bedroom, shutting the door behind himself silently. He surveyed the room for a moment before finding the perfect spot. He crossed over to the dresser, perched in a corner with a perfect view of the bed. The top was cluttered with pictures and little knick knacks, making it even better. Sasuke pulled the video camera from his bag, set it on the dresser, and slid into the bathroom

He wasn't in for even five minutes before he heard Naruto open the door not so subtly. He was amused that the dobe was trying to do the same things he did – it really quite pleased him. He decided to play along and acted like he had not heard anything. Even before tan arms wrapped around his waist or calloused hands ran across his stomach, he could hear Naruto's stifled giggle.

"Joining me, dobe?" he questioned, letting his amusement seep into his voice.

"Mmhm," Naruto purred, nuzzling the nape of his neck. "I thought about last night all day, you know..."

"Hn?"

"Oh yeah. Made me so horny..." He grasped Sasuke's half erect cock and stroked slowly, rubbing his own arousal against the back of the raven's thigh. "When I took a shower this morning I had my fingers in myself, and I was stroking my dick the way you do, you know, how you tease the head..." He did that very thing to Sasuke's manhood as he spoke, making the raven moaned quietly. "I always pretend it's your fingers, your hand, you know. Otherwise it doesn't feel as good, and I come moaning, not screaming for you."

Sasuke spun around with a growl, knocking Naruto's hand away. He grabbed the blonde's shoulders and shoved him against the shower wall, furiously grinding their hips together and sucking on Naruto's tan neck. The dobe groaned appreciatively, gripping Sasuke's shoulders as he began to thrust back against Sasuke.

"You're going to show me that," Sasuke growled, licking the hickey he'd left on his boyfriend's neck. "You're going to put your fingers inside your greedy little hole and I'm going to watch. You'll do anything I say, or I won't let you come. Got that?"

"Y-yes!" the blonde moaned. "Anything!"

"Mm, good boy. Let's go." He grabbed Naruto's hand and shut of the shower off, but Naruto whined in protest and tried to tug the raven back to him.

"Here?" he pleaded. "D-don't wanna wa-wait."

Under any other circumstances, Sasuke would have reattached the blonde to the wall and fucked him senseless. But he refrained himself (for once) and shook his head.

"No. In bed," he said gruffly, dragging the blonde into the bedroom. Naruto whined again and quickened his pace, walking so fast that he was the one pulling his boyfriend to the bed. Sasuke let out a throaty chuckle as he let Naruto pull him on top of the blonde. "Eager, my kitsune?"

Naruto flushed and muttered, "Shut up, it's your fault for making me so horny all the time bastard. Now less taking, more fucking."

"Mm, don't be embarrassed," Sasuke purred, slowing beginning to nibble on the blonde's neck, "I'm quite eager as well. You're such a sexy little uke, Naru... You're my little uke. Mine."

With that, Sasuke ground his teeth down and left a large purple hickey on Naruto's tan neck, making sure to place it where anyone could see it. The blonde moaned, half in pleasure and half in annoyance. Pleasure seemed to win out, though, because he wrapped his arms around Sasuke's neck and began grinding their erections together again.

"Yours!" he mewled. "Sasuke's!"

Sasuke could not have been anymore pleased with the way this was going. He had Naruto almost incoherent with need, calling out to the world that he was the Uchiha's – or rather, calling out to the camera, though he didn't know that. Nor did he need to, Sasuke thought wisely, sucking on Naruto's neck as the blonde moaned wantonly. He wrapped his arms around the older man's neck and ground their erections together rhythmically.

"Sasu!" he wailed. "Want you in me! Please!"

"Didn't you hear me, Naruto?" the raven murmured fluidly. "You're going to have to prepare yourself for me."

"But Sasuke! Want you so bad..." Naruto licked a trailed across Sasuke's neck and began peppering kisses along the pale column. "Need you, Sas... 's not the same if I do it... your fingers are so much longer. Reach deeper inside me."

"Naughty Naruto. Your memory is failing you tonight. Or am I just that good at making you incoherent?" He smirked. "You agreed to do anything for me... including put your fingers in your tight little hole. You agreed that if you didn't, I wouldn't let you come tonight."
Naruto's blue eyes grew impossibly wide. "Wh-? No! Sasuke, need to come! You can't let me not – I'll – I'll explode!"

Sasuke chuckled at how innocent Naruto still was despite all the sex they had. Of course, Sasuke wasn't going to let the blonde go without coming – after all, he didn't want his kit to "explode." He did, however, enjoy the power he held over Naruto, he loved being able to get him so drowned in pleasure that he was completely at Sasuke's mercy.

"We don't want that, now do we?" Sasuke murmured. He nibbled lightly on Naruto's collarbone for a moment, relishing in the blonde's moans, before he pulled back. "Are you going to listen to me now, Naru?" His kit nodded eagerly, making Sasuke smirk as he carded his fingers through Naruto's sunshine locks. "Good boy. Prepare yourself for me, now. Spread your legs wider, that's it..."

Naruto fumbled with the lube and allowed Sasuke to rearrange him as he pleased. He ended up inclined slightly on the pillows, his feet flat on the bed and his legs pulled apart. Sasuke sat between his spread feet, his eyes eagerly devouring the sight Naruto's hole. The blonde bit his lip, sliding his hand between his legs.

"Start with two, Naru," Sasuke commanded. "One finger of mine is bigger than one of yours. Put two in to get the right size, kit."

Naruto moaned, his face steadily growing more and more red with every dirty word that fell from Sasuke's lips. He did as he was told, slipping two fingers into himself. Immediately he began thrusting them, groaning loudly as he prodded his sweet spot. He bit his lip to retain the sound, but was reprimanded by a sharp nip to his thigh.

"Don't hold back," Sasuke growled. "I want to hear every noise you make, Naruto."

At once, a loud cry spilled from Naruto's lips. His hips bucked as he frantically drove himself up and down on his own fingers. He gasped when he felt another press against his hole. Sasuke merely smirked at him as he slid in two of his own fingers in beside Naruto's. The blonde moaned, louder than his previous ones, and began moving his fingers faster. The raven smirked and did the same, leaning down and laving his tongue against the blonde's perineum.

Naruto lost it. With a garbled scream of what sounded like his boyfriend's name, he arched off the bed. Ribbons of hot cum shot from the head of his cock as he collapsed against the bed, boneless, a broken sob of pleasure ringing through the room. When he came down from his high, he was aware of only one thing - the fingers were no longer inside of him.

"S-Sasuke?" he exclaimed shakily. He received a harsh nip to the throat in response; harsh enough to leave a bruise, but not enough to break the skin.

"That was very, very naughty of you, Naruto," Sasuke whispered lowly. Naruto shuddered, craning his neck to look up at the raven. "Coming without me giving you permission to..."

"Huh? B-but Sas! You never said anything about that! Sasuke!"

"Hush, Naruto," Sasuke murmured. He grabbed the lube and spread it over his dick as he spoke. "This time you know not to until I say you can, now don't you? Hm?" Naruto nodded slowly, turning and burying his face in the pillow. Sasuke allowed himself a smirk before he grabbed Naruto's waist and rolled them over, so Naruto was on top.

"Sasuke?" Naruto whispered. Naruto rarely got to ride the raven; Sasuke didn't like relinquishing his control to anyone. It was a rare treat to get to do this, and it was something that he looked forward to; though, of course, he'd never admit that.

"I shouldn't be giving you such a nice reward," Sasuke muttered, barely rubbing the head of his cock against Naruto's hole. "I know that you love riding me, Naruto, but you've been so naughty. We'll have to make a bit of a compromise..."

Before Naruto could ask what the compromise was, a click sounded through the room and he found out - his hands had been cuffed behind his back. "Sas!" he exclaimed. That was all he managed to get out, though, before Sasuke thrust up into him in one solid stroke. The blonde let out a long, keening moan, verging on a scream. Sasuke began pounding up into him immediately, barely even pausing. Naruto raised and lowered his hips frantically, letting out loud moans and keens as he did. The sound of skin slapping against skin was coupled perfectly by both men's noises, Naruto's loud keens and Sasuke's low growls. The ruthless pace was fast and unforgiving, but both men were thriving on it.

"Mine!" Sasuke snarled. "M-mine! Say it!"

"Yours!" Naruto wailed obediently. "Sasuke's! Yours!"

Sasuke continued with a low, broken mantra of "Mine, mine, mine!" as he grasped Naruto's cock and stroked him quickly, clumsily, the pace of his hand matching that if his hips. He wasn't going to last long, and there was no way in hell he'd come before Naruto.

"Come for me," he demanded. "Come, Naruto."

Naruto screamed, shuddering viciously as he came for a second time. Sasuke groaned as he felt the blonde's walls constrict around him tightly, managing one, two more thrusts before he came inside his boyfriend. His thrusts grew lazy as he let every last drop of cum spill from his cock and into Naruto. When he finally finished, he pulled out of a boneless Naruto and uncuffed his hands. His dobe fell against his chest without a sound, making Sasuke frown. He pushed him away slightly so he could see Naruto's face and smirked. Naruto had passed out.

Sasuke chuckled to himself and rolled Naruto onto the bed and stood, stretching slightly. He turned to the camera, just remembering its presence, and flashed a wicked smirk at the device. He stood, crossed to the dresser, and turned the camera off. He glanced over his shoulder. He'd love nothing more than to curl up next to his sleeping dobe, but duty called. He had a little work to do...


Naruto was positively beaming the next morning as he pressed the customary goodbye kiss to Sasuke's lips before he headed off to work. Sasuke's smirk had returned, and stayed put until he entered his floor at the office. His face took on the classic, stoic Uchiha mask as he marched determinedly to his destination.

Sai barely glanced at Sasuke as he passed, but frowned contemplatively when his boss made a motion for Sai to follow him. He did so cautiously. He knew that good things rarely came out of the Uchiha's office in one piece; if you didn't come out fired, you came out in a body bag or on a stretcher.

"Sit," Sasuke commanded briskly. Sai did so, watching Sasuke as he locked the door and shut the office's curtains. Sai was certain than that this was his imminent death, here in his boss's office. But to his surprise, Sasuke sat calmly behind his desk, opened his briefcase, and slid a DVD into the disk drive of his computer. For a moment, all was silent aside from the clicking of Sasuke's mouse. Then, he turned the monitor to face Sai; the computer was open to some sort of movie software.

"Because you cannot seem to get it through that thick, dimwitted skull of yours that Naruto is mine," Sasuke said in a dangerous, even voice, "I have prepared a small... presentation for you."

He pressed a key on his keyboard and the screen lit up with a scene that made his pants tight and his face flush darkly: his boss hovering over Naruto, both drenched in sweat and both very much naked. Then the color drained from his face as it really hit him; his boss was making him watch him fuck his boyfriend!

"Mine!" the Sasuke in the video snarled. "M-mine! Say it!"

"Yours!" Naruto cried, the sound ringing loud and clear through the speakers. "Sasuke's! Yours!"

"Mine, mine, mine, mine!"

Sasuke shut the video off. Sai was extremely pale and looked as though he was about to be sick.

"I believe you understand now?" Sasuke murmured evenly. Sai gave a shaky nod. "Good. Now get the hell out of my office."

Sai was only too happy to oblige.


Okay, so I waited until the end of the chapter to bombard you with notes. This way you're all happy from the smut and will (hopefully) actually read this.

First of all, the votes are in! The final coupon shall be (drum roll please): ...A delicious Naruto sundae! Yay :) This chapter should be up in one week or less. Keep in mind that I have finals coming up, so I'll be studying a lot soon.

Second of all, I'm sad to say that this story is almost over :( Only one more chapter! So sad. BUT this also means that I get to start a new story! I'm working on a ItaNaru smutty one-shot, and I'll still be doing the one-shot about Naruto and Sasuke's first time together, but that probably won't be the one I write next. Also, I may or may not be writing a collection of one-shots that feature Naruto as an uke with various semes (like BonneNuit's Uke Ichigo collection, if you've ever read that. If you haven't, go to my favorite stories. It's a great series!). They'll all be unrelated, like I'll have a one-shot with Naruto and Sasuke in one chapter, and the next is Naruto and Kiba or something like that. But like I said, I don't know what I want to do yet.

And yes, I just made up a last name for Sai. There wasn't one on the Naruto wiki thing I looked at, so I just found a Japanese surname and gave it to him.

If you have any thoughts, questions, comments, expressions of outrage - just pm me! I'm happy to talk to anyone :)