THIS IS THE LAST CHAPTER! *sniff* There was a little tear in my eye while I wrote this. Please enjoy, even though it's two weeks later than I'd thought it come out (sorry!). I'll save the rest of my ramblings til the end :)
"Sasuke and Naruto may take part in one food related sexual encounter. Valid one night only."
Sasuke was in a brilliant mood as he entered their apartment. He'd gotten to yell at six people today (including Sai, though the man really hadn't done anything), he'd fired two more people, his brother's assistant spilled coffee on him, and Sasuke got to watch that poor sucker get fired... All in all, it had been a marvelous day for him at Uchiha Corp. Now all that was left to do was to find his little blonde uke and tie him to the bed for a few hours and his day would be complete...
"Sasuke!"
Oh no. His Naruto did not sound very pleased. Sasuke would have to fix that... He was pretty good at distracting Naruto when the blonde was angry, namely with his wonderful oral skills. Not that the dobe ever complained too much.
Said dobe stomped into the foyer, looking absolutely furious. Hm, so maybe this was something that a blow job couldn't fix... then again, Sasuke gave pretty damn good head. A sudden whack to the raven's head made him wince and turn his attention back to his boyfriend.
"Teme!" he shrieked. "Listen to me, dammit!"
"I am listening," Sasuke argued.
"No you aren't," Naruto scowled back. He shook his head and returned his glare to his boyfriend. "Deidara called me today." Uh oh. That was never good. "He asked me if I liked the camera you bought yesterday. Tell me, Sasuke. Why did you buy a camera from Deidara?"
Defuse the situation! Defuse! Sasuke's mind screamed at him. He took a deep breath, tilted his head to one side and gave Naruto that smirk that always made him flush bright red. He only turned a light shade of pink, but that would be fixed soon.
"Well, dobe, it was supposed to be a surprise," he said in a low, sexy murmur. Naruto's eyes narrowed slightly. "He was telling me about when Itachi needs to go off on business trips, they both keep copies... He told me it's quiet fulfilling." He crossed to the blonde and wrapped his arms around his waist, nuzzling the soft spot behind Naruto's ear. "Doesn't that sound like fun, Naru? Watching me pound into your sweet little ass... jerking yourself off and moaning my name." He nipped at Naruto's ear, smirking at the low moan he received. "Hm, Naru?"
"I – I guess...," replied the blonde hesitantly. "But... I mean, it – it'll be weird knowing we're being filmed. Like, I'm not gonna be able to... ya know..." Ah, there was that dark red flush that Sasuke loved.
The old man chuckled, ignoring the glare his boyfriend sent him for it. "Naru, that's never a problem for you," he assured. He snaked a hand between their bodies and slowly began rubbing the blonde's cock through his pants, making him moan again, louder, and slump against the raven. "Especially when I'm around..."
"D-don't start something you can't finish, teme," Naruto hissed. He let out another loud groan as Sasuke rubbed harder. The raven smirked at the challenge and hoisted Naruto up into his arms, ignoring the indignant yelp he received in response. Naruto slid his arms around his boyfriend's neck, face flamed bright red, and allowed himself to be carried upstairs.
By the time they got to the bedroom, Sasuke was rock hard and barely able to stand. Some how from the impossible angle, Naruto had snaked a hand down the raven's pants and had begun stroking his cock firmly. With an almost animalistic snarl, Sasuke tossed the blonde onto the bed rather haphazardly and threw himself on top of the smaller man. Naruto responded to the aggressiveness eagerly, wrapping his arms around his boyfriend's neck and grinding their hips together.
"Why are you so damn hot, Naruto?" Sasuke growled. Naruto merely moaned in response, tugging at the raven's shirt. His boyfriend, ever the patient one, pulled away from the blonde (which did not make him whine) and slowly, one by one, undid the buttons of his white collared shirt.
"S-Sasuke!" Naruto growled in a very admirably Uchiha-like way. "Do not tease me, damn it!"
Sasuke smirked. "Was that an order, Na-ru-to?" he murmured. "Do you want to-"
His sentence ended in a grunt of surprise as Naruto grabbed him by the shoulders and tossed him back onto the pillows. Buttons flew as the blonde literally tore Sasuke's shirt off – "Damn it, Naruto, that was an expensive shirt!" – and then he leaned down and began tracing patterns on the pale chest before him – with his tongue. Sasuke didn't care too much about the shirt, then, and settled for sliding a hand into Naruto's hair and rubbing his head instead.
His uke didn't stay at his chest for very long, though; soon there were two tan hands yanking his pants down around his thighs, then his boxers, and finally, finally, that tongue was licking up and down his shaft like his life depended on it. Naruto moved his mouth over the head of his boyfriend's cock and slid down, moaning lowing at the salty taste and musky scent that invaded his senses.
Sasuke, meanwhile, was in heaven. His eyes rolled back in his head and his grip grew tight on the bright sunshine locked clenched in his fist. He groaned lowly, bucking his hips, trying to get more of that hot, wet, delicious mouth. Naruto took his time, though, slowly sliding his mouth up and down Sasuke's shaft, rolling his balls leisurely in his free hand.
The raven didn't last long; Naruto was too fucking good at this for his own good. Though, Sasuke wasn't complaining. His grip tightened further on Naruto's hair, his back arched, and his cum began pouring down Naruto's throat.
He came too a moment later with Naruto laying across his chest, now shirtless as he nuzzled Sasuke's neck and nearly purred. Sasuke ran a hand through his hair, then snaked the hand down to the blonde's jeans – only to find a wet patch spread across the front. He raised an amused eyebrow down at his dobe, who turned a brilliant shade of red and hid his face in Sasuke's neck once more.
"Shut up," he muttered. "You're hot, okay?"
"I didn't say anything," the raven replied with a chuckle, twirling a piece of yellow hair between his fingers. "I think it's hot, Naru."
"Don't patronize me!" the blonde huffed indignantly.
"...Who taught you that word?"
"Deidara." Ah, of course. Who else but Deidara would teach Naruto a word like "patronize"? "He says Itachi does it to him all the time." Of course he did.
"I'm not patronizing you." Sasuke rolled over so he was laying on top of his boyfriend, covering his smaller body with his own. He smirked. "Do you want me to show you how hot it is?"
Naruto decided that that didn't sound too bad.
Sasuke was busy for the next two weeks to the point where he was gone by six each morning and home no earlier than midnight every night. Naruto knew that his work got like this sometimes, but he couldn't help but feel a little neglected. Sometimes he'd stay up late, past midnight, past one AM, two, three... Only to drift off and discover the following morning that he had either fallen asleep at his desk or hadn't made it past the couch before he collapsed.
Naruto stopped staying up by the end of the first week.
He would have gone to Deidara when the loneliness got to him, but his blonde friend was far too busy at his shop to spend time with him. So he turned to Kiba – only to find out that he and his own boyfriend were celebrating their anniversary with a week in bed. Sakura and Lee had gotten engaged about a month ago, and they were working on wedding plans. He called Sakura anyways, expecting to be bummed out again, but to his surprise she reacted enthusiastically and practically insisted that he come over, so Naruto took off to the pinkette's apartment, in higher spirits than he'd been in for a while.
"I'm so glad you're here!" Sakura babbled, dragging him inside by the wrist. "I haven't talked to you in so long! I've been so lonely all week, Lee went to visit his old martial arts instructor, Gai. You remember Gai, right, Naruto?"
Gai was an absolute creep; he was the one that planted all that "youth" crap into Lee's head. Naruto and Sasuke had met the man at last year's Christmas party. He'd come across the young couple making out under a clump of mistletoe and began screaming and out right sobbing about how beautiful and youthful their youth and beauty was. Sasuke had punched him in the face and had him arrested for being a disorderly conduct and disturbing the peace (Sasuke had connections). The raven then proceeded to fuck Naruto blind in Lee and Sakura's master bedroom.
Yes. Naruto remembered Gai.
"But anyways, he's coming home later tonight. I'm making dinner!" she pointed proudly to the overloaded stove. Naruto whistled.
"You sure are going all out!" he commented. Sakura's face lit up.
"I know. I have a surprise for him, and I want it to be special," she replied.
"Surprise? I love surprises! What is it?" Naruto demanded. Her cheeks turned pink and she turned her gaze away.
"I guess I can tell you...," she said slowly. "I mean, I'm telling Lee tonight, so..."
"Sakura!" whined the blonde. "Come on, what is it? Tell me!"
She beamed widely at the blonde, finally relenting. "I'm pregnant."
Naruto grinned back then let out a happy laugh. He hugged his friend tightly, nearly jumping up and down in his excitement. "Sakura, that's fantastic! I'm so happy for you two!"
"Thanks," Sakura replied, glowing. "I think Lee's going to be excited. Don't you?"
"He will be," the blonde assured. "You two are going to be great parents."
"So long as Lee doesn't screw the kid up too bad and teach him all about youth and beauty and love and shit like that," he added mentally. "...Oh God, what if Gai gets a hold of the kid?"
Naruto didn't voice his concerns and instead enjoyed his time with the mother-to-be. They chatted for quite a few hours, Naruto occasionally helping Sakura with dinner, and Naruto told her all about Sasuke. She merely provided him with a gallon of chocolate ice cream and a quick "He'll be back to you soon" before she was off to the bathroom with a bout of morning sickness. The blonde decided to make his leave, then; as much as he loved the pinkette, that was just gross.
He got home around two o'clock after a stop at Ichiraku's for some ramen. The apartment was, of course, empty. Naruto sighed quietly to himself and wandered into the kitchen. He was in an ice cream kind of mood. Whenever he and Deidara were upset, they turned to ice cream – Sakura taught them that.
So he pulled out the works – vanilla ice cream, whipped cream, chocolate sauce, sprinkles, caramel. Rather than grabbing a regular bowl, he instead snatched a large Tupperware container from the cupboard and filled it with his collection from the fridge. He grabbed a spoon and kicked his shoes off as he returned to the living room. Setting his concoction down on the coffee table, he ran upstairs and snatched a blanket, then returned and popped in a movie – Fight Club. It was Sasuke's favorite, and the blonde only watched it under his own will when Sasuke was off on business trips and he missed the raven.
He was about half way through the film when – unnoticed by him – the front door opened and closed. The blonde jumped when two pale arms snaked around his neck and down his torso. A husky chuckle filled his ear.
"Fight Club, Naru?" Sasuke purred lowly.
"Teme!" Naruto shrieked. "That was mean!" Suddenly he paused, turning around to face his tired looking boyfriend. A grin immediately fell across his face. "Teme!" he repeated, this time more affectionately. He wrapped his arms tightly around the raven's neck, burying his face against his soft skin. "What are you doing home so early?"
"Project's done," Sasuke grunted in reply. "I got to come home early." He nuzzled the soft spot behind the blonde's ear and frowned a little at the sight of the empty ice cream bowl on the coffee table. "What's with the ice cream, dobe?"
"...I missed you, bastard," Naruto finally muttered, hiding his face deeper into the raven's neck. Sasuke smiled slightly and rubbed Naruto's back. He wouldn't admit it, but he'd missed the dobe, too. He'd also been trying to come up with new ways for said dobe and him to get "reacquainted", but nothing adequate came to mind. At the sight of his boyfriend's comfort food, though, an idea struck him. He suddenly felt a lot less tired...
"Naru...," he murmured silkily, sliding his hand a little lower so it rested at the curve of Naruto's ass, "You know, we haven't had sex in two weeks..."
"Mm, you have the best ideas," Naruto replied, placing a row of wet kisses along the raven's pale neck. "But aren't you tired, bastard?"
"Never too tired to ravish you." Sasuke smirked as Naruto's tan face filled with color and he huffed rather indignantly. He merely chuckled and ran his hands lightly along the dobe's sides. "I have something new for us to do today," he continued lowly, "something I think you'll really enjoy..."
Naruto's eyes lit up, but he remained cautious; usually Sasuke's idea of a something new that he'd "enjoy" involved tying the blonde up.
"Yeah?" he ventured.
"Mmhm..." Sasuke's smirk remained in place as he pressed a quick kiss to Naruto's lips. "Now why don't you go upstairs and wait for me, give me a chance to... get ready."
Naruto didn't even want to begin thinking about what Sasuke had to do to "get ready" for their new sexual escapade. But he rose obediently, shouting indignantly when Sasuke slapped his ass, and scampered upstairs to their bedroom. He paused in the doorway, unsure of what to do with himself at first. Then he took off his shirt, his socks, and his pants. He stood in his boxers for a long moment before crossing to the bed. After fishing around briefly in the nightstand, he pulled out the tube of lube and set it on the bed, only to find that once more he was unsure of what to do with himself.
The indecision didn't last for long, however, when Sasuke returned. He had discarded his jacket, tie, shoes and socks somewhere downstairs, and his shirt had been unbuttoned and untucked. The raven smirked and eyed Naruto up and down.
"Eager, dobe?" he questioned. But Naruto wasn't listening; he was focused solely on what Sasuke clutched in his hands.
"Ice cream?" Oh, his blonde was so cute when he was confused. "That's your new idea? Ice cream?"
"Calm down, my kit," Sasuke replied evenly. "Trust me. Lie down on the bed."
Naruto bristled for a moment before complying, laying down on his back, slightly pushed up onto the pillows. Sasuke set the several items he'd brought up on the nightstand and climbed on top of the blonde, straddling him, then quickly set to work with getting his dobe as excited as he was. He moved slowly, leisurely, starting with suckling on the dobe's tan neck. He left a few bite marks where the world could see them. He preferred it like that; that way everyone knew that Naruto was his.
"S-Sasuske! Don't!" groaned Naruto. "Kyuubi's coming to visit on Friday-! He – he'll see!"
"Well damn," Sasuke muttered. He wanted everyone to see the marks but Kyuubi. The fiery haired man had a serious vendetta against the raven, and the marks would only fuel that. Shukaku would get a kick out of it, though, the sick little bastard. But he could worry about that later – right now he had to deal with his blonde.
"You can cover them up," he said quickly. "Right now we're not thinking about that." He punctuated the statement with a sharp bite to his collarbone, safe out of Kyuubi's line of sight.
He ventured down from the tan neck to two pert nipples, slowly laving his tongue against them. Little Sasuke twitched in interest when Naruto's moans resounded loudly through the room, but as much as he loved simply pounding the dobe until he forgot his own name, he wanted to enjoy this. A pale hand crept down and yanked Naruto's boxers from his hips, smirking at the embarrassed squeak the actions provoked.
Little Naruto – as he had begun to refer to his dobe's dick, sadly – was laying half interested against the dobe's thigh. Sasuke frowned and set out to fix that, stroking him slowly. He groaned and pushed up into his boyfriend's hand, panting lightly and letting his eyes slide closed.
"You remember the coupon book you gave me?" he murmured, slowly creeping a hand towards the nightstand without the blonde noticing. "We've been using those coupons for months, and I only have one left..."
He snatched the near empty booklet and tore out the last page. "This says that you and I can have one food related sexual encounter – a hot way to word that, by the way, dobe." Naruto flushed and pouted. "I've saved the best for last... My very own Naruto sundae."
THE END!
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Just kidding! Sorry :) On with the REAL ending now :)
"I've saved the best for last... My very own Naruto sundae."
Naruto wouldn't admit it, but the mere thought of Sasuke drizzling chocolate sauce all over his caramel colored skin and cleaning him with his tongue turned him on to no end. He let out a low groan and rubbed his now hard cock against Sasuke's still clothed groin. The raven let out a moan followed by a breathless chuckle.
"I think you like that idea," he murmured. He stepped off the bed, grinning slightly at Naruto's whine of protest, and slipped out of his slacks and boxers. However, to the blonde's chagrin, he didn't climb back onto the bed. Instead, he moved to the nightstand and went over the items he'd brought. He stood with his back to his boyfriend, making sure that Naruto was unable to see what he had in store.
The raven turned with another smirk in place and finally climbed back on top of his uke. Naruto mewled happily, grinding his hips against his boyfriend's and sucking at his neck. Sasuke groaned slightly and stilled the blonde's tan hips, making him emit another whine.
"I don't particularly like sweets," Sasuke murmured, his tone almost conversational as he drizzled chocolate sauce over Naruto's chest. "However, you, my kit, are simply delectable."
At the last word, he capped the bottle and tossed it aside in favor of lapping at the blonde's chest. He really didn't care for the overly sweet taste of the chocolate, but mixed with Naruto's delicious flavor, the taste was almost intoxicating. He cleaned his boyfriend's chest slowly, taking his time despite Naruto's urges to move faster. The pale man paid particularly attention to his dusky nipples, sucking and licking them longer than was strictly needed – not that the blonde was complaining.
Sasuke continued his journey down his dobe's torso. He stopped once more at Naruto's navel this time, thrusting his tongue languidly in and out of the small hole and all the while giving Naruto the most smoldering, sexy look he could muster. It nearly sent the poor blonde over the edge – almost. With a quiet click, Sasuke had placed a cock ring at the base of Naruto's penis.
"Teme!" he yelped. "I hate that thing! Take it off!"
"Not yet, dobe," the raven replied. "We've barely even started."
Naruto gaped at his boyfriend. There was more?
Sasuke chuckled, a low, husky sound, as he snatched the chocolate sauce again. Now that his kit's chest was clean, it was time to move further south. He drizzled the chocolate over the tan thighs, making intricate designs, and then, finally, poured a liberal amount over Naruto's flushed cock, letting the sauce pour over his balls and down to his pink entrance. He smirked at the low moan the dobe let out and tossed the bottle aside once again.
With an obvious intent, Sasuke buried his face between Naruto's spread legs. Panting, Naruto raised himsefl up on his elbows to see what his boyfriend was up to when-
"Ah! Sasuke!"
The raven deep throated Naruto's chocolate covered dick in one go. He pulled off almost at once, though, and instead trailed his tongue tortuously slowly down to the two dark, heavy balls that rested under Naruto's cock. He had to grasp his dobe's tan hips and hold them to the bed to stop them from bucking, which Naruto didn't appreciate. But Sasuke continued with the slow pace, cleaning his balls languidly.
His mouth finally trailed back up to Naruto's cock. At first, the raven took in only the head, sucking softly until no chocolate was left there. Then he pulled off and licked his shaft from the base of the cock ring to the swollen head.
Naruto was panting harshly, tossing his head from side to side as he tried to lift his hips up into Sasuke's hot, delicious mouth. He was reprimanded with a soft nip to the inside of his thigh and stilled once again. This was torture, but very, very pleasurable torture; that kind he didn't mind too much.
Sasuke was quickly finished with Naruto's cock. He was being to grow impatient, despite himself; he was ready to fuck his dobe senseless after they'd spent so long without any action at all. So he grasped Naruto's hips, lifting them slightly, and set out to clean Naruto's tight, pink entrance. His tongue quickly lapped around the little pucker, cleaning his hole without diving in, then slid up to his perineum and lapped the chocolate that was there as well. With that done, he pushed his tongue straight into Naruto's entrance.
"Ngh! Sas – ah! Sasuke!" moaned the blonde. He buried a hand in his boyfriend's raven locks and tugged, ignoring the death glare he received in return. Sasuke returned to the task, wetting Naruto's hole briefly before pulling away entirely.
"Sasuke!" growled Naruto. "Dammit, you barely did anything!"
Sasuke raised an elegant eyebrow in return. "Is that so?" he drawled. "Well then, if that's what you think, maybe I should just leave you here to take care of this-" He gave Naruto's dick a swift tug. "-yourself."
Panting, Naruto barely managed to get out a breathless "Teme!" before he fell back onto the pillows.
The raven smirked in a self-satisfied way, leaning once more over to the nightstand. The ice cream he'd brought had melted somewhat, but it would still work just fine. He took the spoon and fed a dollop of the strawberry ice cream to his dobe. Naruto, feeling rather vengeful, did wicked things to the spoon with his tongue, leaving his mouth open for his boyfriend to watch.
It was Sasuke's turn to groan. He tossed the spoon aside haphazardly and dove in, claiming Naruto's mouth harshly. Naruto mewled happily underneath him, tilting his head back as he allowed the raven's tongue into his mouth. He pulled back after a few short seconds, though, and dipped his pale fingers back into the ice cream.
"Bad boy," he muttered, panting slightly. "That was naughty, my little kit..."
"Then punish me," the blonde insisted, grinding his hips against the taller man's. Sasuke bit his lip to hold back another moan and slid one ice cream coated finger into his boyfriend's pucker. Naruto moaned, pressing back against the thrusting digit.
"Another!" he gasped. "Sas, a-another!"
With a growl, the raven complied, shoving another finger in. Naruto's face screwed up temporarily, then relaxed. He pressed his hips down again, desperately attempting to fuck himself on Sasuke's fingers. His boyfriend, however, really was in a teasing mood today; every time Naruto tried to press his hips down, Sasuke put pull them back so that only the tips of the fingers were inside the blonde.
He quickly learned to still his hips and let Sasuke go as he pleased; if he tried rocking against the digits, Sasuke would stop moving or pull the fingers out entirely. Naruto didn't want that, so he kept still as best he could – until, that is, the raven found his prostate. Then he couldn't help himself as he moaned loudly and bounced on his boyfriend's pale hand.
Sasuke chuckled to himself, withdrawing his fingers and dipping his hand once more into the ice cream. He slathered his cock liberally with the sticky pink mess, leaning down to place a few sloppy kisses on Naruto's lips. Naruto let out a loud, pleasured cry as Sasuke slid into him and almost immediately set up a fast pace. He mewled and moaned, pushing back against the thrusts eagerly. Sasuke let out a breathless groan in Naruto's ear as he angled himself to hit Naruto's prostate. The blonde screamed, overwhelmed by the pleasure. He snaked a hand down between his legs and clumsily began fisting himself, but Sasuke swatted away his hand and replaced it with his own pale one.
"Y-you love th – this, don't you, dobe?" he panted. "My hand o-on your cock, and m-my cock filling your a-ass..."
"Yes!" the younger wailed in reply. "Love it! Love you! Ah!"
Sasuke groaned and began moving faster, feeling his climax coming; he couldn't believe he'd been able to stay away from his kit for so long! He swore to himself that he'd never do it again, no matter what. Because as often as he called him his dobe, as often as they argued and disagreed, and as often as Naruto yelled "Teme" at him, he was always going to love him, and he sure as hell wasn't able to live without him.
As they lay together in the afterglow of their love making, Sasuke wondered what kind of ring Naruto would want.
THE END! For real this time!
36,647 words, 12 chapters, 34 pages single spaced - I've been a busy little fangirl! Kukuku ;) Thanks to all my loyal readers and reviewers, I couldn't have done it without all you guys! :)
For those who are interested I have a Harry/Draco one-shot posted (if you also happen to like that), as well as a short ItaNaru fic. The SasuNaru one-shot/prequel is in progress, I promise!