I am having way too much fun with this fan fiction. Okay, I swear after this chapter then I am going on a brief little hiatus until I continue the rest of my other fan fiction. Really lacking off there. Anyway this chapter will finally have a dare in it. WOOO! And I promise it'll be whacked. Not as whacked as the others but still just to warm you up. Anyway, read on.

I. DO. NOT. OWN. HOUSE OF NIGHT. I just don't.

Me: Alright times for some dares! WOO!

Erik: Well I'm out.

Me: Not yet you jerk-off. It's not you that I plan to dare today.

Erik: That's not what I meant.

Me: I don't care.

Loren: Can we just get this over with?

Me: Oh I wouldn't be too quick for your turn.

Loren: Why not?

Me: Hey you know what's weird? *ignoring Loren's question*

Loren: *giving up* *sigh* What?

Me: My dreams.

Aphrodite: Random much?

Me: Oh yes very. But its oh so, sadly true. But that's for another chapter.

Aphrodite: …Chapter?

Me: Anyway, what was I talking 'bout before I started talking philosophy?

Stark: You weren't talking…

Me: *cutting him off* That's right I was about to give someone a dare. Now lets see. Who should I dare first?

Stark: …

Erin: Let it..

Shaunee: ..Go, Stark.

Damien: It would be easier if we just stopped questioning.

Me: Now lets see, I am anxious for Kalona's and Loren's dare, but they'll have to wait. Dallas' dare maybe, but I don't know…

Erik: Are you seriously thinking out loud who your going to dare next?

Me: *didn't hear him* Hmm nah, it'd be too much too soon in this thing.

Erik: *face palms*

Me: Dragon's out because I don't waste his dare like that. I need it for when it's appropriate.

Dragon: When what is appropriate?

Me: *ignores him* Hmmm I guess that only leaves…. Yes! *snaps* Its perfect. Won't be too much, and no body will expect anything more of me later.

Neferet: What are you blabbering about?

Me: *clears throat* Ex-High Priestess of the Goddess Nyx, Neferet! This is your dare! *I say all profound*

Neferet: You dare question my standing with the Goddess and use her blessed name?

Me: Cram it Neferet I know for a fact that your not with Nyx anymore. In fact I know it so well its actually downgrading it calling it a fact. And yes I dare's. Now will you shut up so I can give you yours?

Neferet: Do all you wish, you cannot break me.

Me: I can certainly try though right? *I say with a sly smile*

Neferet: What did you have in mind?

Me: Hmmm, oh I don't know how's about this one for size. *clears throat again* Neferet I dare you to enter my mind completely. Every fact you can find in there you probe. And I know you have that ability to probe peoples mind so don't use the excuse you can't. It's the very same power you have that made me suspicious of you from the very beginning.

Neferet: You want me to do what?

Me: You heard me. So don't make me repeat myself. I really don't want to.

Damien: Uh, 16? You do realize what your daring Neferet right? Every secret you have she'll know.

Me: Exactly. But that's not I'm worried 'bout. And yes I know what I'm doing. Now would you please.. Neferet needs to do her dare.

Neferet: if this is what you want me to do, then fine I accept.

Me: Good. 'Cause you really don't wanna play the alternative game if you refuse.

Everyone else on my "hated" list: What alternative?

Me: Huh? Oh the alternative is just a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors…

Loren: That doesn't seem to bad.

Me: …My way. And I invented those rules when my mom really ticked me off.

Loren: Okay then. Now it sounds bad.

Dallas: Has to be a better alternative then the dares we may get. 'Cause it's just rock paper scissors compared to truth or dare.

Me: Don't assume things before getting all the real knowledge. That's what got you on my "Hated" list in the first place. Same goes for you and you *points to Erik and Dragon in that order*

Erik/Dragon/Dallas: What'd we do?

Me: Your were all humongo ass-holes.

Erik/Dragon/Dallas: Doing what?

Me: Would you stop that. Neferet needs to focus to do her dare.

Erik/Dragon/Dallas: Fine.

Me: *eye-twitches then I face palm* Okay Neferet, get this over with.

Neferet: Alright then.

Me: *being bored wondering when she'll either start or finish*

*after a few moments*

Neferet: Oh my… No! What the hell is wrong with you! Your mind has to be the most… I don't even know how to describe it. Disturbed doesn't even cover it. AHH! I don't think I'll ever un-see what I've seen in your mind. I feel violated deeply.

Everyone goes wide eyed at Neferet then stares at me with looks of shock and fear.

Me: *looking at my nails* What?

Zoey: If Neferet reacted like that *points to a traumatized Neferet* then your more messed up then you lead on.

Me: That's what I keep telling people. But nobody believes me though. I keep telling them if they were to look in my mind they'd say different. And well here's proof. *points to Neferet who's cowering in a comer* I told you all, if your reading this.

Loren: Now I'm generally afraid for my dare.

Me: Honey, if your scared now then you need to check your way of thinking. But I wouldn't worry right now. I'm gonna go in turns. Truth then Dare, then truth again then dare again, and so on.

Zoey: So the truth questions are next?

Me: Yes. See ya'll later! *walks to the dark part of the studio*

Stark: Where're you going?

Me: Home. Gotta get up early for skool tomorrow. We're going to a baseball game tomorrow. Plus I wanna hang with my bro. And I got ju-jit-su tonight. See ya! *walks out the door*

Zoey: She takes ju-jit-su?

Yes I do take ju-jit-su. I'm still new at it though. And I actually do have a baseball game to get to at skool tomorrow. My skool is awesome! Anyway, yeah sorry for the shortness of this thing. Wasn't a whole lot to explain about the dares except the alternative is a game of rock paper scissors my version. And it's brutal. And yes I promise there will be better chapters later. But first I'll go on a little hiatus till I get new chapters of my others stories up. So bye!