I'm back! And skool is officially out! Wooo! And I am soooo taking advantage of being home alone as long as I can. How? By writing all my stories for you to read. ENJOY!
Disclaimer: Wait, wait, wait! Nope don't own.
Me: Alright. I'm back, my mind has Livin La Vida Loca playing in my head over and over again, from that one you tube video, all my anger has been released, and I am ready to play some torturific truth or dare! WOOO!
Stark: We should be so lucky.
Me: Wow, your filled with sarcasm aren't you?
Dragon: You know you shouldn't hold that much anger in…
Me: Oh like your one to talk. Why do you think your on my hate list? No you know that answer. I yelled that to you multiple times when I was chewing you out. And hey at least I got all my anger out. On you.
Dragon: …
Me: That's what I thought.
Aphrodite: What are you talking about?
Me: What?
Aphrodite: You know what.
Me: Iknowwhat?
Aphrodite: What?
Me: What?
Aphrodite: What?
Me: What?
Aphrodite: What the hell are we talking about!
Me: I don't know. You started it.
Stark: You get a kick out of annoying the hell out of people don't ya?
Me: Oh yes. It amuses me. Muchly *I got a creepy smile on*
Stark: …
Me: Anywho… Lets get this thing started.
Jack: Uh, could we maybe….
Me: TRIVIA TIME!
Jack: …
Me: Okie dokie. What shall I ask yous guys? Hmmm… *I'm thinking*
Zoey: Do you really need to think out these things? I thought if you knew what you would ask us you would plan on what trivia question you'd give us.
Me: I got it!
Stevie Rae: I'd let it go Z. I don't think you'll go anywhere with her.
Me: Yes, Z. Listen to Stevie Rae. Girl knows what she's talking 'bout.
Dallas: *under his breath* I beg to differ.
Me: I really wouldn't make it worse for yourself Dallas. What I have/had planed for you is already bad. So don't make it worse for yourself. *same creepy smile*
Dallas: What?
Me: Anyway, Trivia Time! Okay for all the characters I like. Answer this question to receive the key to the camera closet and to get your truth question done and over with.
Stark: So what is it?
Me: Who is my favorite movie director?
Damien: Steven Spielberg?
Me: Nope. I can't name any of his movies really. Jack?
Jack: Uhh.. Orson Wells?
Me: Who? No. Stark?
Stark: Rob Zombie?
Me: Haven't seen any of his horror movies yet actually. Not into them. Love his music though.
Stark: You don't strike me as the type who likes that kind of music.
Me: Well I do. Now.. Zoey?
Zoey: Um… Tim Burton?
Me: YES! Here ya go. *tosses her the key*
Zoey: Wow, I was only guessing. It was the only other name I could think up of.
Me: Well you guessed right. I love me some Tim Burton! His movies are so dark it's almost refreshing. And a lot of his clay-mation remind me of a simpler time in my childhood. *sigh*
Aphrodite: I don't want to know what kind of childhood you had.
Me: Good. I don't want to explain.
Aphrodite: …
Me: Anywho.. Since Zoey guessed it. It would be pointless to ask the rest of you the question. So, maybe next round. Anyway back to business. Ready for your question Zoey?
Zoey: I'm not so sure…
Me: Good. Okay here's your question. Wait a minute. JAKE!
Jake: *young, dorky guy in his 20's with a waiter look* Yes Miss 16?
Me: Why don't you give my guest here some refreshments. They look parched. Maybe some water.
Jake: Of course Miss 16. *rushes off to get the water*
Me: That's my refreshment guy. He knows almost anything that people wants to drink or eat.
Everyone: …
Jake: Here you are Miss 16.
Me: Thank you Jake. Why don't you pass them around.
*he passes the drinks around. And everyone takes a cup*
Erik: There's no poison in this is there?
Me: Nope. You all looked thirsty, so I thought I'd give you some water.
Zoey: What about the question?
Me: Why doesn't everybody drink up and I'll ask it kay?
Zoey: Okay…
*everybody starts drinking*
Me: So Zoey, if you found out that you were pregnant, who do you think would be the father? Stark or Loren?
*everybody does a spit take at the same time*
Zoey/Stark/Loren: WHAT!
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! TOTALLY WORTH IT! Camera Man, did you get that?
Camera Man: *grunts and nods*
Me: HAHAHAHA!
Zoey: Why would you ask that?
Me: I told you. Some of these truth question will cross the boundaries of being too personal and somewhat perverted.
Zoey: Vampyres can't even get pregnant! *blushing like mad*
Me: I know. That's why I said "if". Doesn't mean it'll happen. So answer question.
Zoey: And if I refuse?
Me: I have ways to break you. But if you refuse that, then I'll just assume, and answer for you. And you really don't want that.
Loren: My name had to be mentioned?
Me: Yes. Why? Want to defend your non-pedophilia? Even though we all know you went there?
Loren: One time!
Me: In the words of one of my bestest friends: It only takes one time.
Loren: That's just sick.
Me: She is. And so are you.
Loren: …
Me: So, Zoey?
Zoey: Just how do plan on breaking me?
Me: I got a DVD player, Twilight movies for torture purposes and I rented some Care Bear movies for some reason. But still… Unless you want to be forced to watch the worst, most insulting vampire movies and movies about freakin' Care Bears then you will answer the question. Or I'll answer for you. Your choice.
Zoey: …*under her breath* I'd say Stark.
Me: Thought so. Stark, you've been quiet about all of this. Don't you have something to say?
Stark: No. Not really. *blushes hard*
Me: Thought so.
Erik: You really had to ask that?
Me: Shut it Erik. Yes I did. If I just asked her a simple question, then all of the rest would sound psychotic. Even more so. Hey she had the choice to use the camera closet. But she didn't use it. Which, now that I think about it, wouldn't look good on her part.
Erin: You are one…
Shaunee: …Twisted girl.
Me: I know. But hey, a dare is next. That should be fun. *looks over at my victims* Well for me at least.
Everyone on my hate list besides the ones I already dared: Great….
WOOO! New chapter coming up! Hope you like it. Btw, you all are in a treat for the next chapter. R&R and I'll see ya later. See ya!
P.S. For those of you who read my other stories a.k.a. my ZaGr story What Happened in There I am in need of help. I'm stuck! I wanna go somewhere with Gaz's first day in prison but I honestly don't know how it should go. Help me please! I can't write it up if I'm stuck on a major writers block.
