I'M SORRY IF I CONFUSE YOU WITHIN THIS CHAPTER! ALSO, I MEAN NO OFFENCE TO SWEDISH PEOPLE WHATSOEVER. :)

Jack and Gwen strode in to the neon club and noticed at once Ianto behind the bar

Jack and Gwen strode in to the neon club and noticed at once Ianto behind the bar.

"Hey Tom!" Gwen said brightly. Ianto just gave her a glare before turning his eyes to Jack.

"There's been a slight problem."

Just at that moment, Jack the manager strode around the corner. Ianto sighed exasperatedly. How did he keep managing to appear at the most inopportune moments?

"Ah!" Jack the manager said "Is this Jaq?" The Captain was about to answer before Ianto butted in. "Yes, that's my girlfriend!"

Gwen and the Captain looked at Ianto. "Jacqueline, this is my boss…Jack."

A look of confusion spread across Gwen's face as her brain tried to process what she had just heard. Finally it clicked and she beamed. "Oh! Nice to meet you!"

"The pleasure is all mine." The manager said charmingly, bowing slightly.

Captain Jack still looked confused. "And this is…? Hang on…" the manager said, slightly puzzled, "I'm pretty sure I heard you say something about a Gwen?"

Ianto panicked. "Umm…no-no-no…I said…" he racked his brains…what rhymed with Gwen? Mwen….Bwen…Twen…Jwen…Swen… "SVEN!!" he screamed "Yeah! This is Sven!!"

They all rounded on the Captain. Putting on the best Swedish accent he could, he replied.

"Ja, that is correct. I am Sven. I am from Sveden."

The manager did not look totally convinced, but if he suspected anything, he did not voice it. As he left, no doubt to reappear again sometime soon, Jack turned angrily to Ianto.

"SVEN!" he whispered furiously "Of everything you could have thought of! I don't even look Swedish!"

"I dunno.." Gwen cut in, "You have the eyes."

"She's right actually!" Ianto said, looking at Jack. "All you need is to go blonde!"

"Blonde?" Jack said sarcastically.

"It could work, y'know…it's dark in here, you can't really tell you're hair colour…"

"I've been blonde before…it did NOT look good. I looked like some sorta boy angel."

"Oh come on Jack! Just for this job!"

"I'll do it!" said Gwen. "I used to love to play hairdresser!"

"Blonde's have more fun…" Ianto said tauntingly.

"Gah…ok."

"Eep! I'll bring it in tomorrow morning!" Gwen squealed excitedly.

Jack sighed. Who knows? Maybe he would have more fun…