Authors Note: thanks guys... no one got the secret joke i put in... lol, anywho, i dont feel like showing you his training... if you are really that interested, picture what goku and krillin did in dragon ball, what jiraiya taught naruto (summoning/sage) and basic force manipulation... got that? if you think im lazy, your damn right. that is all. and since someone said something about my grammar, i just felt like informing you i dont use spell check xD and as for my length... well itll grow more over time.. god that sounded wrong xD anyway i made this chapter in a hurry as an early christmas present, so do me a favor (warning: Rant)kick anyone who says X-mas this year D: its a christian holiday, no one has the right to name it anything else, besides christmas!(rant end) short rant... also the secret joke of the first chapter was what Yoda said about Rohtua, which is author backwards ;D
me? own naruto/star wars? HAHAHAHAHAHA... wait your serious? O.o then what are you smoking? I do own chuck though... not chuck norris, just chuck xD hes my original naruto character with a new name... imagine jiraiya, but with wolves... but you didnt read this to know that... that was your cue to start the show! god damn amatuers...
Chater Two: Perfect Insanity
The time of day was unusually peaceful. Normally Naruto had set off ten pranks by now, but Sarutobi chalked it up as him taking the month of training seriously. He had seen the look that Naruto gave Neji in the last rounds. That look shook the hokage to his very core. He had only seen that once, when Kyuubi stormed upon the village. Perhaps he should look more into that later, but for now, his eyes were, almost litteraly, glued to the small orange book he held in his palms. Perhaps soon he would learn to love life again.
Meanwhile, Naruto stepped out of a . He seemed to have aged a few years, he seemed much taller, taller than even Jiraiya. His hair also resembled Jiraiya's, but only in shape, and even then he didnt have the pony tail in the back. His hair had changed from the bright yellow, to a deeper yellow, bordering on orange. His face had an irresistable smirk, one that held confidence, and his eyes shone a bright red. He growled as he stepped out, for some reason no one else came out. This would be expected, however with Naruto's growl, something was not right. Naruto had with him a katana hanging from his waist.
How could he have changed so much in just a month? simple. The ship's time abilities, however, the fact that he was angry told another story. He seemed more angry at himself, but for what? No one likes drama so I shall just say it. He had been in there for six hundred years! By the time he finally found a way out, he was the only one left alive, Yoda, Roshi, and Chuck had all passed. The age mechanism broke, meaning they all aged, fortunately, as Naruto reached twenty one, he stopped, a proccess caused by the influx of ki, force, chakra, nature chakra, and demon chakra. Yes in the six hundred years he had lived, he had learned all these. He was now a master of the force, on par with any force master, even the legendary Revan.
He had learned to summon wolves and use nature chakra, becoming the wolf contract holder, and sage. His skill was far beyond anyone of this planet, the only other person who Roshi told him could beat him, was an immortal saiyan, named Goku. Of course he had been training for thousands of years with Shenron, the pet of the creator, so his power was quite simply god like. Though Yoda, Roshi, and Chuck all agreed, Naruto was the only one who could give Goku any sort of challenge, a fact that should be appreciated.
His mastery with demon chakra was thanks to the force training with Yoda. While meditating, he acheived an enhanced state of dark power, which he named the Devil Form. It was not until later the reason was revealed. Kyuubi had died after being sealed. How could such a demon with such tremendous power die? It was quite funny, as it was the most unexpected way of death anyone though of. He died of hunger. He had no body, and therefore Naruto ate for two, however with his diet constricted in the machine, no food went to kyuubi, meaning the beast died a slow and painful death.
Naruto simply appeared in the hokage's office. "Yo old man... well young man I guess.." He chuckled. Only one man had the gall to call the hokage old man. "Naruto what.. what happened?" He said looking panicked. "oh nothing much... I sorta just spent six hundred years in a goddamn machine that doesnt work... at sixteen thousand times normal gravity!" He growled out. "call a council... what you do ya call it?" Naruto asked. "meeting?" Sarutobi blinked. "yeah, beating thats it! call a council beating!" Sarutobi sweatdropped at Naruto's attitude. He must have gone insane.
As the council was brought together, several members began to wonder what the cause of this meeting was, no doubt concerning the mysterious man infront of them. Naruto waited until every single council member was sitting down before he spoke. His voice was harsh, yet calm. "goodie your all here. Now about this little beating, I mean meeting... I am here to create a new clan" Naruto said. Sarutobi narrowed his eyes. "very well... what powers does your kekkei genkai allow you?" Naruto chuckled "well we have the wolf contract, demonic chakra, and we can speak to animals, fly, levitate other objects, the usual with mental capabilities, even a form of hypnosis" Naruto stated, at which the clan heads almost shat themselves. Those abilities would make someone, even a civilian, on the level of a kage!.
"Alright, lets vote on this matter" Immediately, every single hand went up. Naruto smirked. "alright then... what is your clan's name?" The next word made the civilian half shit themselves, litteraly. "uzumaki" Naruto chuckled. The civilian half seemed to freeze, as if their minds just exploded. It was too late, they had made Naruto a clan head. "alright Naruto-kun, please take your seat" Sarutobi smiled.
Immediately Danzo stood. "Why are we allowing the demon a spot as clan head?" He yelled. The civilian's seemed to agree. For some strange reason Sarutobi smirked and nodded, but not at Danzo. Before anyone could make a single veto, Danzo found his heart in his mouth, and his arms up his ass. (in later chapters the gore will get worse, so if you cant take reading that... you probably need help, and this story isnt for you ^^) The entire council froze, except for one more ignorant, and probably retarded man, who had pink hair. He stood up and started yelling about Naruto calling him a demon six point five times. How six point five? simple, by the sixth one, Naruto had already decapitated him right in the middle of saying demon.
The entire clan side facepalmed. Seriously it was as if the council thought they were above the law. Meanwhile, Hiashi, Itachi (explained in a moment), and the Ino-Shika-Cho trio burst out laughing. Naruto raised his eyebrow at Itachi. "what the hell are you doing here?" He asked. Itachi suddenly paled as Naruto towered over him. "eh Naruto-kun would you really kill the man who protected you as a child?" He chuckled nervously. "nah... just make him piss himself is good enough for me" He chuckled. "but I'm guessing your clan massacare was planned by the council?" He said, shocking everyone there.
"what? I lived more than six hundred years, I have thought about more things than you people would imagine, like Sasuke's strange obsession with that sharingan... its the last thing he has from his clan, of course he holds it sacred." Sarutobi blinked. No one had been able to answer that about the young Uchiha, until now. He held his sharingan high, acting like he should always use it. "yeah, the author didnt have any good comparisons to show you how smart I've become so..." Naruto shrugged. Another council member stood up, and pointed at Naruto "Stop breaking the fourth wall!" He yelled. Naruto made a funny face and pointed back "I'm not! I'm breaking the fifth wall!" There was a sound of thunder. This was caused by the facepalming of everyone in Konoha all at once.
Short chapter, year, bla bla bla, merry christmas, i wont update anything till afterwards so ta-de-fucking-la lol