WOO! I'm back, and I am ready to do another dare! Who's ready for some more torturific fun! That's right, I knew you were. Lets get started then shall we?
Disclaimer: The only bit of HoN I own are the books that are in my room. Nothing else.
Me: You know what song I really like?
Aphrodite: Are you always going to start off with something related to music?
Me: Nah, I hate the band that played it. Plus the lyrics are crap.
Aphrodite: …
Stark: Can you just get this over with?
Me: Okay if you want to.
Stark: Good.
Me: …I like the song Bottle and a Gun by Hollywood Undead.
Stark: *face palm*
Me: Hehehehe. Facepalming is never not funny. Anyway, back to the mater at hand. Who should I pick for the next dare?
Everyone I hate: Crap.
Me: Hmmm… I don't know. It's a tie between you, and you. *points to Erik and Dallas*
Erik/Dallas: Why us?
Me: Because most of my reviews are basically people saying how they want either of you to be the next person I dare. And that they hope its tortureful and one hope that while it tortures you, that they hope you enjoy it.
Erik/Dallas: What?
Me: Yeah I don't know. Hmmm… Any meny miny moo.. Catch a tiger by the toe.. If he hollers let him go.. My mother said to pick the very best one and.. You.. Are.. It.! *points to Dallas*
Dallas: Shit!
Me: I love figuring things out like that. Anyway… *clears throat* Dallas, Rouge Red Vampyre of Tulsa, this is your dare.
Stevie Rae: *whispers to Zoey* I honestly didn't think she'd have a title for him like that.
Zoey: *whispers back* Same here.
Me: The dare I have for you is this: You will be subjected to play with this piñata. *holds out the piñata*
Dallas: A piñata? Really?
Me: Yeah-huh. With this stick. Oh and don't forget to enjoy yourself. Piñata's are fun. *I smile as I hand him the beating stick*
Dallas: Uh.. Okay.
Me: Hold on. SNOWFLAKE!
Zoey: Who's Snowflake?
Me: My security guard.
Aphrodite: You have a security guard?
Me: Yeah. He's very helpful.
*big tough looking guy comes in looking all intimidating*
*everybody is intimidated*
Snowflake: Yes Miss 16?
Me: Could you set up this piñata please?
Snowflake: Of course Miss 16.
*he sets up the piñata*
Me: Thank you Snowflake. That's all for now.
Snowflake: Yes Miss 16. *walks away*
Me: Okie Dokie now. Dallas. Whack the piñata! And do it like your beating the living shit out of someone.
Stark: Do you ever think about anything that isn't brutally insane?
Me: Tried to. But Failed. Dallas hit the piñata.
Dallas: Ok? *he beats up the piñata till the candy comes out* You didn't put poison in the candy did you?
Me: Nope.
Dallas: Do they have razors in them.
Me: Never figured out how to do that. Plus why would I do that?
Dallas: *grabs an armful of candy* Then what? Is my dare just that I beat a piñata just so you could eat the candy?
Me: Nah that would be way too predictable and way too mild. Plus I'll get that candy either way.
Stevie Rae: So what's the big threat here?
Me: Over there. *points to the darkness of the entrance/exit door*
*everyone looks*
Me: No, no, no. Only Dallas looks over there. And uh. Maria! We have guest that needs no witnesses!
*blue smoke puffs out of nowhere*
Zoey: What was that?
Me: I little spell to make us unheard and unseen.
Stevie Rae: Why?
Me: Because the real torture of Dallas' dare is coming in. And I don't want anyone to die.
Stark: What are you..?
Me: Shh! *points to where Dallas is*
Dallas: What the hell is going on? Where'd everybody go?
Evil Piñatas: You enjoyed what you did. You enjoyed it way too much.
Dallas: What the fu..?
Me: CENCERING IS FUN! CENCERING IS GOOD! PLEASE DON'T BEAT ME!
*everybody but Dallas gives me the WTF face*
Dallas: Who the hell are you?
Evil Piñatas: The ones who will pay back the evil you have done.
Damien: Are those piñatas?
Me: Yes. Evil ones. They prey on those who kill their piñata brothers.
Zoey: That makes no sense.
Me: Really? Your questioning what makes sense or not here? Jeez I got these guys on loan.
Erik: One can only tremble in fear where.
Me: Yeah probably. Now SHH! I wanna see this.
Dallas: What are you talking about? I just beat a piñata because of a dare.
Evil Piñatas: You didn't just beat him. You killed him. For your own sick amusement. And for what? To eat his innards? You sick basterd.
Dallas: What?
Evil Piñatas: Now you shall pay for your sins. *pulls out a big beating stick with blood on it*
Dallas: Holy Crap! Somebody help!
Evil Piñatas: Your screams are useless. We made a deal. And she confirmed to us that their will be no witnesses or anyone to help you.
Dallas: *under his breath in fear* Damnit 16.
*everybody looks at me*
Me: What? It was either these guys or Tickle Me Hellmo. And I didn't want to wait for all the torture stuff from that doll.
Dragon: A doll? A doll called Tickle Me Hellmo? Where do get these insane ideas?
Me: What I do in my spare time is none of your business.
Aphrodite: You play with dolls?
Me: No. I just know about it through the glory of YouTube. Now be quiet.
Dallas: Look I get that your pissed at me for beating a piñata. I mean you guys yourself are piñatas, but that's not worth killing me for it.
Evil Piñatas: We'll see about that now won't we? *corners Dallas*
*hours of a brutal piñata beating later the Evil Piñatas leave and Dallas is a bleeding pulp*
Me: Maria! *puff of blue smoke* Thank you!
Jack: *looks over Dallas* OMG! Damien I think I'm scared for life.
Damien: I think I am too.
Dallas: Ugh. Ow.
Stevie Rae: Aww he's still alive.
Me: Yeah, but he's a bloody pulp. What you didn't think Dallas was the one who was going to die did you? Nah. But he is going to need some medical attention. Unfortunately I don't now any doctors who take in jerk-off vampyres who get beaten by piñatas.
Erik: So you don't know any doctors?
Me: No I do. I just don't any that'll helps these kinds of treatments.
Dallas: You… ow… suck… ow ow ow.
Me: Not as much as your mom.
Dallas: *gurgling blood*
Me: Hmmm. That's odd.
Stark: Oh I got to hear this. What's odd?
Me: Hearing somebody gurgling blood out of their mouth doesn't gross me out as much as I thought. Go figure.
Stark: Sadist.
Me: I figured I was. Guess I am thanks for clearing that up.
Stark: …
Aphrodite: Do you take ANYTHING as an insult?
Me: Yeah sometimes. But I have me a saying that I honestly think everyone should take to heart.
Zoey: What?
Me: Words may hurt and scar, but they only do if you let them. Now then I think we're done here soo….
Dallas: Damn this all hurts.
Me: Shut up! Anyway you know what comes next. Another truth question! WOO!
Aphrodite: Seriously. What the hell are you on?
Me: Nothing. Unless you count sugar. I get soo sugar high it's almost the equivalent to drugs.
Aphrodite: Well I think you need to quit.
Me: You sound like my mom. Bye-bye now!
Aphrodite: Wait wha…
There you are folks. Dallas' dare. Hope it lead up to your expectation. It took a while to figure out which torture dare for him that would be suitable. Then I read this Meanwhile little comic from JtHM of this girl being beaten because she beat a piñata. Figured it would be best served under Dallas. Hope ya'll enjoyed! And I will update sooner! See ya!
