Authors Note: Im sorry to say.. Im discontinuing this fic.. okay that was one of the largest lies in the history of the world. Anyway, I began wondering why others who make naruto godlike dont make him or anyone else kill anyone who breaks the thirds law, it specificly states DEATH, not a warning! I understand in the case of danzo, but for civilians.. they arent needed for plot.. unless.. their like meat shields like sakura, but anyway on with le show! :D

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Naruto was walking out from the Hokage's Office when he remembered that it was the day of the chuunin exams. He immediately rushed to the academy, where he knew it was taking place. He had asked the hokage about it at the begining of their meeting. The warning sense he had developed over the years had been going off since he heard about them. Doing the math, and remembering the enemies of Konoha, subtracting out the ones too weak to do anything, the ones who were too scared, and the ones who would be damaged too much by attacking, he narrowed the new enemy down to three main people. Suna had always been rivals with Konoha due to their closeness and the last few wars, however they were marked out as the Kazekage was too weak and cowardly to try anything. Next was this new village, Oto, thinking about them made something go off. The last was Iwa, but they were currently too weak for anything like that.

Now he only had to find out who was ordering Oto around, it had to be an enemy of Konoha, and a powerful one at that. It was more than likely Orochimaru, or less likely, an Akatsuki member who held his own agenda, though the Akatsuki should not be ready yet. He had learned of them from Yoda, who possessed some power that allowed him to be semi-omnipotent. Naruto narrowed it down to Orochimaru and Oto, so he now knew what to come. While he was thinking this, he had barely taken five steps. He suddenly vanished from veiw, and raced to the academy, noting he was two seconds before being late.

Ibiki was a man who was rarely surprised or scarred, I mean scared, however at exactly the time limit Naruto had appeared in place of his clone he had made before. Now Ibiki was aware of Naruto's situation, being in the council room when it happened, but he was scared shitless, much like everyone else, when he heard a loud explosion and saw the new Naruto replace his clone. He was scared because he though it might be a war, something even he did not want to ever see again. "your lucky you were on time... I wouldve destroyed your clone to make sure everyone understood" 'damn that clone fooled even me.. I thought he was just using a henge.' Ibiki stated, then thought.

Naruto chuckled "alright kid" He said, making everyone wonder why he called someone who appeared thrice his age a kid. As the rules were explained, and the papers passed out, Naruto began thinking about the true purpose of the test. 'lets see, chances to cheat, check, alliteration, check, pedosnake smell, check, creepy kid with glasses who acts like a nice guy but has the same scent and posture as pedosnake, check, long ass thought, check.. must be a fake test, probably just like the ones in the academy.. though this isnt about the answers.. its about brains and balls.. I may like you yet Ibiki..'

Sasuke had his mind on an entirely different thought pattern. 'okay.. I could cheat with sharingan.. its not like they'd notice me, its a simple eye trick, and even if they do its only going to count as one cheating instead of ten or so.. oh and I'll kill Itachi and all that bullshit... damn you Srohtua!'

Sakura had her genuis intellect, at least compared to five year olds intellect, working on solving the problems, however she had, so far, gotten every single one wrong. Shikamaru was sleeping, Choji was eating, Ino was... well she decided to go into Sasuke's body. Why would she do that? She beleived he would get the answers. What she found there was something that made her cry. This was the day she found out Sasuke was gay.

About an hour later, Ibiki decided the test was over. "alright pencils down." Everyone but Naruto put their pencil down. "why the hell do you still have your pencil out?" He yelled. "oh.. because its a pen" Naruto said cheerfully, knowing Ibiki would laugh, not now, but later when he wouldnt embarrass himself by doing so. He was right, as Ibiki chuckled "pens down as well.. smartass" He muttered the last part, but Naruto still heard it. Everyone was still shocked that Naruto was not kicked out, probably because they did not know that his past with Ibiki was very pleasent and quite fun, who do you think helped him escape the ANBU?

"Alright now for-" Ibiki was interupted by Naruto "the tenth question" Naruto mimicked Ibiki's voice perfectly, before executing a henge to look like him. "grr.. now you have a choice, take the question, or leave, however" Ibiki was once again interupted by Naruto. "if you answer the question wrong, you may never be able to become a chuunin" Ibiki and Naruto both yelled out "SHUT THE HELL UP YOU COPYCAT!" Somewhere, Kakashi, Sasuke, and Itachi all sneezed at the exact same time.

At this, most students forgot to leave, which meant they all passed, meaning even more punching bags for Naruto, though Sakura and Sasuke were enough, if they died, then he wouldnt care about the chuunin exams, he could take them next year, if they died that is.

Okay, sorry for the crappy chapter and long period of absensce, but my sister moved in with her two boys and are currently in the process of driving me insane...r. Also Ive been sick for at least a week now so its been hard to think up ideas, I did this to show how smart I am making Naruto, and maybe some of my plans for Sasuke and Sakura.. okay I tell ya what.. you can decide what happens to em :)

1 they both die

2 Sasuke only dies, sakura will become useful

3 Sakura dies, Sasuke will not be a douche

4 Neither die

next poll is who kills em

1 Orochimaru

2 Random death of my choice, or yours if you suggest a good one

3 Naruto rage mode over seeing something that pisses him off, like sakura saying shed kill Sarutobi for Sasuke if he asked, or Sasuke trying to rape sakura... not my favorite :(

4 Suggestion by you (Reveiw)

once again, sorry for the shitty chapter, and forgive me, but Ive been too sick to think straight and my sister steal my laptop every five minutes, Im sure you understand :D Bai