JUST FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T KNOW, THE END BIT IS THE MYSTERIOUS TICKING NOISE BY POTTER PUPPET PALS. MY SISTER GAVE ME THIS IDEA :) DISCLAIMER- I DO NOT OWN POTTER PUPPET PALS, BUT THEY ARE PRETTY AWESOME. :D

"Right, what are you having?"

Owen gave Tosh a sceptical look. "Oh…right." She mumbled and hastily busied herself putting money into the nearest pool table.

"Do you want to break?" she asked lightly.

"Yeah give it here." Owen answered, taking one of the cues Tosh was now holding.

Ten minutes later Tosh was in a winning streak she had potted all but one of her balls.

"Beginner's luck." Owen said to any passer-by. Tosh just smiled as she took a strike at her last ball and it landed with a clunk into the hole.

"What were you saying about beating me?" she said, smiling slightly as she eyed-up the black ball.

"Oh…I'm letting you win…it's gentlemanly, right?"

"Of course." Tosh said in mock agreement and she bent over to take the shot that would win her the game. "Yes!" she squealed as it rolled in to the top hole. Another thing happened to lift her spirits; as she turned around she was certain that Owen's eyes had snapped up from somewhere in her lower region.

"Listen, Tosh…" Owen began, but at that moment her phone beeped.

"Oh no!" she said worriedly "Jack and the rest are coming back to the Hub!"

Owen grabbed her wrist and they both sprinted back to the Hub.

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"I'm really not sure about this Gwen."

"Oh, come on, you'll look great!"

"No, really, I think I'd better.."

"Jack, get back in the chair NOW."

It was the next morning and, as promised, Gwen had bought in blonde hair dye to make Captain Jack's Swedish role more convincing.

Tosh and Ianto laughed as they witnessed this bizarre scene. Suddenly, Owen ran over to them and held Jack still whilst Gwen rubbed the dye through his hair.

"No! Geroff!" Jack screamed as he struggled with the two. He threw them off in the end, however, it was too late!

"Aah!" Jack gasped as he caught his reflection in the shiny steel sides of the Torchwood hub.

"You look…nice." Tosh said.

But the other's faces said it all. They were all stifling giggles. He did not suit blonde hair. It made him looked like he was wearing tons of fake tan and he looked like a cross between a Barbie and a Ken.

A few minutes later, they were all sitting in silence.

Jack was still grumpy over the hair.

Owen and Gwen were sitting smugly, very pleased with themselves and Ianto and Tosh were busy at their stations. All you could hear was the ticking of a clock.

"You know, that noise…it's…kinda catchy." Ianto said. He opened his mouth and:

"Jones, Jones, Ianto Jones," the others looked at him bewildered "Jones, Jones, Ianto Jones."

All of a sudden, Tosh got a sense of inspiration. "Toshiko"

"Jones, Jones, Ianto Jones!" "Toshiko!" Then the others joined in.

"Gwen, Gwen, Gwen Cooper! ("Toshiko") "Gwen, Gwen, Gwen Cooper!"

"Owen." ("Jones, Jones, Ianto Jones," "Toshiko!" "Gwen, Gwen, Gwen Cooper!") "Owen."

Jack stood up and did a dance: "Captain Jack, Captain Jack, OOH, Captain Jack, Captain Jack, that's me!"

Ianto and Jack faced eachother, whilst the others silenced: "Jones." "Jack." "Jones." "Jack." "Jones!" "Jack!" "sjfohiorgetngr8te!"

"TOSHIKO!!"

"Owwwwennnnnnnnnnnnn!"

They all carried on until: "Singing our song, all day long at TOOORRCHHWOOOOOOOD!!"

"I found the source of the ticking! It's a pipe bomb!" Gwen said.

"Really?" Jack said, sharply.

"No." Gwen said disappointed, but was thrown off by Tosh saying: "NAKED TIME!" beginning to take off her clothes.

"I quite agree." Ianto said solemnly.

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