Finally got a new one up. Your welcome. All I got to say. ENJOY!

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Me: *listening to iPod while humming*

Aphrodite: Uh… Hello! You have guests here and your listening to your iPod? Uh, Rude much?

Me: *still humming*

Damien: I would just give up here. She's been listening to that thing for hours.

Stark: I wonder what she's even listening to anyway.

Zoey: Didn't she admit to liking the band Evanescence and Rob Zombie? Maybe she's listening to one of those songs.

Stevie Rae: I'm pretty sure she has other songs on there.

Me: *humming*

Dallas: *still has beating scars* I bet she's only listening to a self help tape to act more insane.

Me: *humming stops and I take out my ear buds* Well I'm an idiot.

Erik: *mumbles* Understatement of the freaking universe.

Me: Yeah I know. But usually people disagrees with me you jerk.

Loren: Why did you call yourself an idiot?

Me: ..? Why so curious?

Loren: *shrugs shoulders* I don't know!

Me: Well I just spent the last *looks over clock on iPod* Wow. Hour and a half, listening to songs that really tug on my heart strings and enters deep within my soul… Right before I need to act all serious, for the most part, and get this game rolling. Damn I need a life.

Erin/Shaunee/Aphrodite: We had no idea.

Me: Eh.. Not in the mood for a snappy comeback.

Erin/Shaunee/Aphrodite: *rolls eyes*

Me: Now lets see. Last we did what again? *looks over at still bloody/bruised Dallas* Could have been anything.

Dallas: Did I tell you that you suck?

Me: Okay now I'm in the mood. A) Yes. And B) Not as much as you do when you get your "alone time". *used air quotes*

Dallas: … You f***ing bi***.

Me: Isn't that what your big daddy called you, you whore?

Dallas: You would know a lot on the subject wouldn't you?

Me: Me? Oh hell no. I just watch a lot of T.V. and spend half of my time in front of the computer. I'm still lily white. Just. Like. You.

Everyone: Ooooo

Dallas: Well…

Me: Give it up here Dallas. I can go on forever. Why? How? Because I freaking hate your guts! Ooo… You got PWNED!

Dallas: …

Me: Now lets see… What was I talking about before this little battle? Oh right I was trying to figure out what we did last time.

Aphrodite: Did you get amnesia or something? You know for a fact what happened. You sent those evil…

Me: Well I can't figure it out.

Aphrodite: *face palm* I don't know how long I'll keep my sanity here.

Zoey: I don't think anybody does.

Me: Oh well. Camera Man! Can you pwetty pwease pway the footage from the last chapter?

Camera Man: *nods*

Me: Thank you! *pulls out remote control* Now lets see. Ah here's the footage.

Dallas: What are you talking about? I just beat a piñata because of a dare.

Evil Piñatas: You didn't just beat him. You killed him. For your own sick amusement. And for what? To eat his innards? You sick basterd.

Dallas: What?

Evil Piñatas: Now you shall pay for your sins. *pulls out a big beating stick with blood on it*

Dallas: Holy Crap! Somebody help!

Evil Piñatas: Your scream are useless. We made a deal. And she confirmed to us that there will be no witnesses or anyone to help you.

Dallas: *under his breath* Damnit 16.

*everybody looks at me*

Me: What?….

*static followed by the Evil Piñatas beating the shit out of him*

Me: *clicks off T.V.* Oh yeah those evil piñatas. Fun times. Fun times.

Dallas: * mumbles under breath* freaking sadist.

Me: But since that was obviously a dare, I guess that means it time for a truth question huh? Hmmm… *me thinking* *get all bright faced* TRIVIA TIME!

Stark: We should all be so lucky.

Me: Jeez. Why so down? Seriously, if I want to be the only optimistic person under a roof I'd go back home to my family.

Aphrodite: You're the most optimistic of your family? Jeez where does your family work at? A morgue?

Me: No! But my mom gets angry over every little stupid thing. My dad has a short fuse and my brother gets upset real easy. You know… Like any other family.

Everyone: … No comment.

Me: Anyway… Here's the trivia question. *clears throat* What Greek legend movie do I hate the most? Shaunee? Erin?

The Twins: That old Clash of The Titans movie?

Me: So close. I really hate that one, but not as much as this other one. Man did that movie have shitty effects. Stark?

Stark: Hercules?

Me: Correct! *tosses the key to him*

Stark: Wait you really hate that movie? I was just BSing it.

Me: Well I really do hate it. Disney sugar coated the hell out of it. *growls under breath* Hera was the villain in that legend, NOT Hades. Why do they always make him the bad guy. Plus if they allow family murder in The Lion King movie why can't they do it there? She's not even supposed to be his mother. Those motha…..

Aphrodite: Issues much?

Me: DAMN YOU DISNEY!

Shaunee: So she does curse out Disney.

Erin: Guess we owe you ten buck Damien.

Damien: Had a feeling.

Me: Huh? What's going on? *looks at Stark with the key* Oh right. Stark's question. Now lets see… *snaps* I got it!

Stark: You really do think a lot huh?

Me: For the last time… Yes. Now for your question; Have you ever faked it?

Stark: Faked what?

Me: You know what I'm talking about. *biting lower lip to keep from laughing*

Stark: …*he finally gets it* You sick bitch! Why would ask that? *blushes*

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHA!*I fell from my chair in laughter*

Zoey: What? What is she talking about?

Stark: Something really sick.

Zoey: *doesn't get it*

Stark: You know what 16? … 16!

Me: *still rolling on the floor laughing* Hahahahaha! Wh-what? Hehe.. Hahahaha!

Stark: I'll use the Camera Closet.

Me: *trying but failing to hold back my laughter* O-o-okay. Ke-ke-KAH-HAHAHAHAHA!

Stark: Oh grow up! *steps in the camera closet*

Me: *trying to calm down* Okay. Hehe. Okay. Time for some… Hahaha… No. Time for seriousness. Okay. Monitor. Check. *turns hand held monitor on* Okay. Okay. YOU CAN ANSWER NOW! *plugs in earphones*

*a couples of seconds later*

Damien: Well this is…

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *throws monitor in the air while falling out of my chair laughing and rolling all over the floor*

Stark: *comes out of the camera closet* Yeah real mature 16.

Damien: What? What did she ask you?

Stark: I'd rather not tell.

Jack: Uh.. Shouldn't we stop her now?

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*wheeze-wheeze* HAHA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Erik: I think she's suffocating.

Me: HAHAHA-HAHAHAHAHAHA! *wheeze-wheeze* Do-don, Hahaha, don't wor-worry. HAHAHAHA! I-I'll s-st-stop so-soo-soon… MWAHAHA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Aphrodite: Ugh! That laugh is worse then hyena dying mixed with a psychopath killing giggling babies.

Zoey: That's kinda graphic Aphrodite.

Aphrodite: Well blame 16. Who's still laughing.

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *wheeze-wheeze* I-I-I ca-can't bre-bre-breath! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Stevie Rae: Someone should really help her.

Dallas: I say let her suffocate herself.

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Dallas: See? She's all for it.

Stevie Rae: Oh whatever dickhead! She can't laugh for very long now.

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

And with that! I end with laughter. For those of you who get what I asked Stark… Yes I am THAT dirty minded. Blame my friends. Also don't worry I won't suffocate myself. I've laughed longer then that. And I laughed harder then that. At Skool. And was sent to the principles for it. It was that bad. But for now… Who will I dare next? Will you all find out who gets killed on this thing? Will I update sooner? What will dare be? And the most important of questions: Will I stop laughing! Eh.. probably not. R&R! AND I AM OUTTA HERE!