I'm back… But fer how long?… Nah I'm just joshing ya. I'll be here for a while.. OR WILL I? No I will, I will. Anyway.. ENJOY!
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Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Aphrodite: Agh! She won't shut up! She's been going at it for hours!
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHA*wheeze-wheeze**pounding on the floor*HAHAHAHAHA!
Zoey: What did you tell her that made her laugh like this?
Stark: Nothing funny I can tell you that much. She's just a sick-o with a very easily amused sense of humor.
Me: HAHAHAHA*wheez-wheeze* I-I-I s-s-s-st-still ca-ca-c-can't b-bre-breath! HAHAHAHA!
Erik: Well maybe if you shut up! You would be able to breath.
Me: HAHAHAHA O-okay…*stands up and inhales a deep breath* heheh.. HAHAHAHA! *falls on the floor again*
Zoey: This isn't working.
Rephiam: hat if we just fill her head with sad thoughts. That should seize her laughter for a while.
Stevie Rae: Hey yeah. That's a good idea.
Dallas/Dragon: Forget it!
Me: *started to calm down but started even harder again* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHA! H-h-ha-hate t-t-to… HAHAHAHA! To agree with-with-with them… HAHAHAHAHA! B-b-b-but they-they're r-r-right. HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Erin: What the hell…
Shaunee: …Are you talking about?
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHA! Ev-every… t-time.. Someone.. HeheheHAHAHAHA.. Heh heh.. Tr-tries th-that. Doesn't work. Hehehehe…
Damien: What do you mean?
Me: HAHAHAHAHA! My P-p-p-P.E. T-t-teacher t-t-tried th-that. And it didn't work. H-h-he tried to… HAHAHAHA!.. Ask me q-quest-questions about wh-what would ha-happen if my-my dog and-and-and my BFF died… I-I-I-I ha-hated the thought b-b-but I k-kept on l-l-l-laughing! HAHAHAHAHA!
Dallas: So how do you shut up?
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHA! Ma-ma-ma-ma-MARIA! *puff of blue smoke appears then disappears and I'm all calm now* Ahh… much better now. Thank you Maria!
Dragon: Who's this Maria person you keep calling out for?
Me: In a way, my witch. I created her. She can do anything. *tried to stand up but is all woozy* Oh.. I'm lightheaded.
Dallas: I'm surprised your not dead. Can't people die from laughter?
Me: Yeah.. But it's cool. I do it a lot at skool.
Everyone: WHY!
Me: *shrugs* Idon'tknow. Anyway.. Isn't it about time for another dare? Hmmmm…. Still gotta do Erik's before Kalona. And Kalona's before Loren. I want Loren's last. A lot of people would want to savor that.
Loren: Savor what? What are you planning 16? *all panicked*
Me: *ignores him* Okie dokie then… *clears throat* Erik Night: Ex-drama teacher and the new tracker of the Tulsa House of Night, this is your dare!
Erik: These things are getting a bit annoying…
Me: I don't care. Anyway, your dare is this; Tell me that you would be glad if Starscream dies in the new Transformer movie.
Erik: What? And who's Starscream?
Me: The Decepticon that is second in command before Megatron. The jet with the tattoos in the other two movies?
Erik: Oh the one who betrays the bad dude Megatron.
Me: Yeah him. *suspicious wide grin on my face*
Erik: Okay. Sounds easy enough. Hell I'm even gonna say it and mean it. I hope that bastard dies in the new movie. And that's not me acting or saying it because you told me to, I can't stand that guy. Plus he's the bad guy. Why would you… *stops dead in his words once he sees my face*
Me: *eye twiches and I am not please*
Stark: Something tells me that your gonna die.
Erik: Uh.. 16? Are you…?
Me: I'LL KILL YOU! *I start breathing fire when I said that and they're fire burning in my eyes*
Erik: Shit! *starts running away*
Me: GET BACK HERE ERIK! *runs after him*
Erik: Why are you acting like this?
Me: STARSCREAM HAS TO BE MY FAVORITE CHARACTER! AND I'LL KILL ANYONE WHO SPEAKS ILL OF HIM! *catches up to him and drags him to the ground*
Erik: *struggling to keep my hands from his throat* What? Why? He's the bad guy.
Me: What? I have a thing for villains. And Starscream is bad-ass! *kicks and punches until I break free from his grip and start strangling him* I'LL KILL YOU, YOU A-HOLE! *breathing fire again*
Zoey: Woah, woah, woah. Don't you think this is a bit extreme? Especially for wishing a bad guys death?
Me: Know what? *ask all scaringly psychotically* Your right! *starts beating the shit outta him* TAKE IT BACK! TAKE IT BACK! TAKE IT BACK! *I'm beating him in the beat of each Take It Back*
Erik: But…(the … are gonna be me beating him) You… were… the… one… who… told… me… to… say… it…
Me: TAKE IT BACK! TAKE IT BACK! TAKE IT BACK! TAKE IT BACK! TAKE IT BACK! TAKE IT BACK! TAKE IT BACK! TAKE IT BACK! TAKE IT BACK!
Erik: *looking all bruised and a bit bloody* You… have… problems… you… know… that… right?… Ow!… Damnit… stop… that…
Me: NO! *throws him against the wall* TAKE IT BACK! TAKE IT BACK! TAKE IT BACK! TAKE IT BACK! TAKE IT BACK! TAKE IT BACK! TAKE IT BACK! TAKE IT BACK! TAKE IT BACK! *now I'm throwing him all around and pounding him against the wall*
Erik: FINE!… I… take… it… back…
Me: Really? *punches him in the face again anyway* Then say it. *I say with a terrifying growl*
Erik: I take what I say about Starscream dying in the new movie back. I hope there will be another sequel and that Starscream lives to see it through.
Me: DAMN RIGHT! *I shook him hard then slap him for good measure*
Erik: *tries to stand up but was beating pretty badly* Damnit. How the hell..?
Me: I've been told that I have a lot of hidden strength. *dusting myself off* Awww.. I got some of your blood staining my clothes and skin. *tries to rub it off*
Stark: All that because you didn't want a bad guy, who's a robot, die?
Me: What? I like Starscream. He's awesome. Plus I also feel the same way for a certain alien, and his little robot side-kick, who's out to take over the world and destroy his enemy.
Aphrodite: There is something seriously wrong with you.
Me: Yeah I know. Wait a minute…
Shaunee: Oh boy. Can't wait…
Erin: …To hear this one.
Me: *mumbling so low but making calculations with my hands* No that won't do. Hmmm… and that'll really eat up time. And I really need to get this over with to get to Loren's dare…
Loren: Seriously! What is it?
Me: *still mumbling again* Hmmm… *me thinking* I guess I could that?
Zoey: Do what?
Me: Huh? What? *turns head* Oh right… *clears throat again* Ladies and Gentlemen who are reading this thing!
Aphrodite: Great. She finally cracked. Well I guess we're outta here.
Me: I have a special announcement!
Dallas: That your now legally insane?
Me: Nope. But something even bigger! Next chapter and those to follow…
Everyone: Chapters?
Me: *ignores them* There will be HUGE twists! So watch out. They will fly out at ya'. And I am taking no prisoners. MWA-HAHA-HAHAHAHAHA!
Jack: Damien? *hugs Damien* I'm Scared.
Damien: Me too. *hugs back*
Stark: Oh great she's starting again.
Stevie Rae: At least she stopped this time.
Wow I got this thing up so fast! Even though I should put up new chapters on my other stories. I am having way too much fun with this. And now to answer your following questions. Everything mentioned in this chapter is true. I laugh forever. Anybody can tell me something depressing and I still laugh. I really do 3 Starscream that much and I did almost beat a guy up for saying that they would be glad if Starscream died. Btw I have seen the new movie… It's awesome… but that one scene… Don't ask unless you want spoilers. So just R&R and I'll be with you real soon.