I am updating this thing too much. Great I'm doing it again. I'm writing one story when I should be putting as much energy in my other stories. Oh well. I think I'm getting used to it now. Anyway enjoy this chapter of my truth or dare game. This time with a TWIST! ENJOY!

Disclaimer: DON'T! OWN!

Me: *humming Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit*

Stark: Are we really just going to accept her insane mood swings like this? I mean come one. A few hours ago she was laughing like a villain, now she's listening to her stinking iPod again.

Erik: Whatever keeps her sane and away from me, I don't care if she could be listening to Barny for all I care.

Me: I JUST MIGHT BREAK YOUR FU**ING FACE TONIGHT! GIVE ME SOMETHING TO BREAK! GIVE ME SOMETHING TO BREAK! JUST GIVE ME SOMETHING TO BREAK! HOW ABOUT YOU FU**ING FACE!

Dallas: Duh-du-da… We're gonna die.

Me: Huh? *pulls out ear plugs* What?

Dallas: Nothing but the obvious.

Me: Right….. WAIT A MINUTE!

Dallas: *freaked* What!

Me: I just remembered that I have to continue this thing. And then there's that twist I promised…. Hmmm….

Erin: I really don't like it…

Shaunee: …When she thinks.

Damien: Agreed. Nothing ever good comes from her thinking.

Me: *clears throat* Kalona! Fallen warrior of the Goddess of night Nyx.. This is your dare! *I saw more profound then usual*

Everyone: …

Kalona: And what dare would that be?

Me: It's very simple. Your dare is to go into the forest for at least three days.

Kalona: And what am I to find there? Something that might take away my immortality completely and then kill me horrendously?

Me: No. But points for you on getting the usual pattern for all of my dares.

Me: Wait a minute I forgot something!

Kalona: What?

Me: SNOWFLAKE!

*snowflake comes in*

Me: Snowflake… Restrain Kalona.

Kalona: What?

*Snowflake restrains him*

Me: Now then… *pulls out a tattoo gun, ink, and needles* Lets get started!

Kalona: You dare defile me with that?

Me: Ugh. I can see we're gonna see some struggle. Hmmm… Snowflake. Keep the motor going I'll be right back. *I hand over the tattoo gun and leave for a moment*

Me: *comes back with a piece of a hard iron crow bar*

Kalona: *realizes right away what that's for* You don't' have the guts.

Me: Try me. *I say with a smug smile while I lift up the crow bar above my head*

Stark: Anyone else somehow intrigued by this?

*everyone nods their heads*

Jack: What I want to know is where she got that piece of iron.

Damien: I would rather not think about it.

Stevie Rae: Are you sure your okay with this?

Rephiam: Truth be told, I think she had that witch of hers place a spell on me.

Me: Oh yeah I did. So that no matter I had no objections. From anyone. And trust me when I tell you that I do know people who would try to stop me. Anyway… Where was I?

Snowflake: You were about to knock this one out.

Me: Thank you Snowflake. *raises the crow bar again* DING-DONG! MUTHA FU***** DING-DONG! *clobbers Kalona and knocks him out cold*

Stark: What the hell was that?

Me: Me knocking out Kalona. Snowflake, my gear. *he hands me the tattoo stuff* Thank you. *starts tattooing Kalona on his back*

Stark: No I know what you just did…

Zoey: But what did you say while you clobbered him?

Me: Ding-Dong Mutha Fu***** Ding Dong. Why?

Shaunee: Why on earth…

Erin: …Would you yell that?

Me: I like the Boondock Saints. So what?

Aphrodite: Who started bringing in a movie about catholic killers?

Me: Well that line was spoken in the second movie. I kinda liked it. Even though I thought the first thing that Mexican said was that line with the fajitas.

Damien: …What?

Me: I'm guessing I'm the only one in this room who watched those movies. Oh well. *finishes the tattoo on Kalona's back* Finished.

Stark: Also… Why are you giving him a tattoo?

Me: For direction.

Stark: For who?

*Kalona wakes up*

Kalona: What happened? Why does my back feel like someone scratched me over and over with needles.

Me: Because I gave you a tattoo.

Kalona: What? Of what?

Me: Oh you'll find out soon enough.

Kalona: What..?

Me: MARIA! *puff of blue smoke comes out and they disappear* Thank you!

Stark: So what did you tattoo on his back?

Me: The words 'Please Fu** me up in the a** hard'

Everyone: *jaw drops* WHAT?

Me: You heard me.

Aphrodite: But.. But… why?

Me: Because the squirrels wouldn't know what to do with him otherwise.

Stark: *confused and face palms* What squirrels?

Me: You'll see. *pulls out remote and the T.V. comes out*

Kalona: *in a forest* What the hell? Oh right. I'm supposed to be here for three days. What does that little girl think she'll accomplish by sending me here?

Me: You'll see Kalona.

Aphrodite: Why are you talking? It's not like he can hear you. Unless you have speakers there.

Me: ….. I yell at tv sometimes.

Aphrodite: Freak.

Me: And books, and the computer. Like internet shows and fan fiction. And sometimes pictures. And the radio. I also laugh at my iPod.

Stark: Have you ever put any though into going into therapy? I mean really?

Me: Constantly. When you have dreams like mine. And my mom thinks their too graphic to be normal. But I did used to go into therapy when I was little. I think it was because of my grades.

Everybody: …

Me: Now shut up! *goes back to the tv screen*

Squirrels: *comes out of the trees*

Kalona: What the..? What creatures are these? They are too big to be regular animals.

Squirrels: *start swarming him*

Kalona: Stay back you filthy creatures

Squirrels: *a sick lust filling their eyes and grabs Kalona's wings so he can't fly away and sniffs him*

Kalona: What the hell is going on? What's happening?

Squirrels: *notices the tattoo I gave him and throws him on the ground*

Kalona: What is the meaning of… *stops his words when he realizes the squirrels motives* No stay away. Stay away..

Me: Here it comes…

Kalona: AHHHHH!

Everyone: AHHHHH!

Stark: I could bleach my eyes and brain till my blood turns white but I won't be able to get that image out of my head.

Zoey: Bleach nothing. I could gouge my eyes out.

Me: Need spoons?

Zoey: NO!

Me: Kay.

Aphrodite: How are you so calm out of all of this?

Me: Oh come on. I can't be the only here who thinks that he had it coming. Its just him getting a taste of his own medicine…. In the form of squirrels. Which gives it humor.

Shaunee: Since when is..?

Erin: Rape humor?

Me: When you add in giant squirrels.

Damien: *has his eyes covered by Jacks eyes* Is it safe to open our eyes now?

Jack: *Damien covering his eyes* Please tell us it is.

Me: Fine. *turns t.v. off* Babies.

Aphrodite: Oh yes excuse us for having a SOUL!

Me: I'm getting heat from you? I don't care.

Zoey: So this is over right? We can go to the next round right?

Me: Yes and no.

Zoey: What do you mean?

Me: *inhales deep breath* TTWWWWWWIIIIIIIIIIISSSSTT!

*everyone covering their ears*

Stark: Is it over?

Me: Is what over?

Stark: That freaking high pitched yell!

Me: Oh that. Yes. For now.

Erik: How can you screech that high?

Me: *shrugs shoulders* Idontknow. I've been doing it ever since I was little. In fact I even practiced.

Stark: *sarcastically* Bet you made a lot of friends.

Me: Nah. I liked doing my own thang when I was little. I liked being isolated. Plus whenever I made friends it never lasted long. With my friends now… they're actually a record for as long as I had them as my friends.

Stark: …. You have a comeback for everything don't you?

Me: Yes. Now for the twist I promised everyone.

Stevie Rae: Which would be?

Me: So glad you asked.

Rephiam: I don't like how she said that.

Me: Heh heh heh. If only you knew. We're gonna do truth now!

Stark: So soon? Fine go ahead and ask your dumb question.

Me: Nope. I'm not gonna do that this time. This time I'm gonna choose who I ask. Weather they like it or not.

Zoey: They? I thought you only asked a single person a question.

Me: Yeah but this question relates to both parties. That and it cut my writing time on this thing in half.

Aphrodite: So who are you asking a sick question today?

Me: Heh*smirks* The two people who I am going to ask the next question will be Stevie Rae and Rephiam.

Stevie Rae: Why us?

Me: Two reasons. One: You two are my favorite characters and my most favorite pairings. The other one I'll explain later. But first… JAKE!

Jake: Yes Miss 16?

Me: Why don't give everyone here a drink? Maybe some pop?

Jake: And for you Miss 16?

Me: How's about strawberry soda?

Jake: Yes Miss 16.

Stevie Rae: Oh I don't like the looks of this question already.

Me: Good. No wait that's bad.

Stark: Can't you think strait for once?

Me: What?

Stark: *face palm*

Me: Hahahahahaha!

Jake: Miss 16?

Me: Huh? Oh thank you Jake. *takes my soda* Now why don't you be a sweetie and pass those sodas to our guests here.

Jake: Yes Miss 16. *passes out the drinks then leaves*

Stevie Rae: Let me guess you won't talk until we drink up right?

Me: *nods*

Stevie Rae: *sighs then starts drinking up her soda*

*everyone else drinks up their soda*

Me: So Stevie Rae and Rephiam… Since your relationship is now in the open, and that Rephiam is now a human… Have you two screwed yet?

*everyone has a huge spit take and some chocks on the carbonation*

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *rolls on the floor in mad laughter* HAHAHAHA! Oh man! I don't care if the studio is stained now… it was totally worth it… HAHAHAHAHA! Camera Man! Did you get that?

Camera Man: *laughs once then nods his head*

Me: HAHAHA!

Stevie Rae: That's kind of personal you know!

Me: *struggles to sit back up in my chair* I warned you about that countless of times.

Aphrodite: Okay we do sooo not need to hear that.

Me: Hahahaha! I know, but the spit take was too priceless to pass up.

Rephiam: Why did you ask us that after you sent my father to… to… THAT?

Me: Though it would be too awkward.

Dallas/Dragon: You though having Kalona here would be too awkward to ask that?

Me: Well yeah. I mean how would you like it if some crazy, perverted girl asked if you were doin' it with your girlfriend in front of your own daddy? Pretty awkward.

Dallas/Dragon: And you don't think asking that in front of us is awkward.

Me: Nope. Wanna know why?

Dallas/Dragon: Enlighten us.

Me: Would you two quit that. It's freaky. Anyway it's not awkward in my light, more torturous. In my opinion anyway. See both of you would hate the fact that they would do something like that. For Dragon because he hates Rephiam and thinks it's a traitorous act in Stevie Rae's part, though why still escapes me. And for Dallas its so because he used to be with Stevie Rae, so the thought of her with someone else is just torture.. Even though you now turned evil and it will now feed your hatred. Even though you thought that even before I asked. Which makes you the pervert and is what got you on my hate list.

Dallas/Dragon: …

Me: That's what I thought. Now then, answer the question.

Rephiam/Stevie Rae: *blushing madly*

Me: Aww… how cute! They're embarrassed. 3 : 3

Stark: You need help.

Me: SHUT IT STARK!

Stark: *scared shitless*

Stevie Rae: Can we answer in the closet?

Me: Okay. *tosses them the key*

Stevie Rae: Thanks.

*she and Rephiam heads over to the Camera Closet*

Zoey: Well I guess..

Me: Shut it Z! It doesn't explain anything! Now then.. *plugs in headphones for the little camera closet screen*

Zoey: How did you..?

Damien: I've given up questioning logic around here ever since she came in with that robot thing.

Zoey: Guess I should too huh?

Damien: *nods*

Me: EEEEEEEE! NO WAY! EEEEEEEE!

Stark: I refuse to ask.

Stevie Rae: Good.

*she and Rephiam stepped out of the camera closet*

Me: Hehehehehe….

Stark: Woah.

Zoey: What?

Stark: I'm not the only one who heard her giggle like a normal person right?

Me: What? I giggled normaly?

Dallas: That's what it sounded like to me.

Me: AHHH! No.. I'm the girl who giggles like a lunatic and laughs like a dead hyena. And I giggled normaly? SHIT!

Aphrodite: You want to laugh like that?

Me: It's the only trademark I have! I can't laugh like everybody else. I can't go back to skool like that!

Zoey: Calm down…

Me: YOU CALM DOWN!

Zoey: How about you talk about something that gets your mind off of your laugh.

Me: Well I know of one subject we can talk about. And it can kill the time until Kalona gets back.

Stark: Which is?

Me: All of the weird ass dreams I've ever had.

Aphrodite: This should be entertaining. Seeing as how you always rave on the being weird.

Me: And they are. I think I'll start on the first one which was actually the first, and thankfully only, reoccurring dream I had when I was around 6 or 7.

Dallas: Oh boy.

Me: Be warned its too damn freaky to ever be seen by a little girl around said age and it still haunts me to this day. I guess I should start from the beginning….

And with that… I bid this chapter over for the next one. And yes all off that was necessary. And I just had to tell them all of my weird ass dreams. I love telling people about my dreams. I'll tell you if you review this and ask for one of my weird-o dreams. But I have to warn you… in the next chapter.. They will regret ever listening to me on that subject. Hope you guys liked it! Peace!