Okay how many of you are getting sick of these things? But I'm still posting mine up until the end! Also don't expect to hear from me for a while since I will be gone to camp for a week. Telling you this now. And when I come back… I'll make it up to you for the wait. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I own nothing but myself in this thing. That's all!
Me: …And that's all of the weird ass dreams I've ever had to date.
Everyone: *jaw to the floor*
Damien: Where to begin..?
Me: Start from anywhere I don't care.
Damien: Okay…*pinches nose bridge* Did you really need to tell us all of those dreams in… great, detail?
Me: Hey if I suffered through them then all of you do to!
Damien: How can you remember dream with that great detail?
Me: Have a weird ass dream that IS in great detail then complain to me about it. Okay who's next?
Stark: Why did you dream up of all those sex scenes?
Zoey: Seriously?
Me: HOW THE HELL SHOULD I KNOW? All I know is that I dreamt them up. And truth be told… as you may have guess.. The one with the drunk chick disturbed me the most. *shudders/twitch*
Zoey: How do you think we feel after you told us about that? Also if it disturbed you so much then why did you tell us in THAT great detail?
Me: As I have said before… If I suffered through it… so shall you.
Aphrodite: I'm still trying to figure out why you had that dream you first told us about.
Me: Same here. Would you believe that my mother is trying to find a therapist after I told her about that one? Actually for any one of my dreams really.
Aphrodite: Well at least you'll get help.
Me: Yeah. Anymore questions?
Dallas: Yes. What the hell was up with you practically slaughtering that demon dog? I mean…
Me: I don't know. I guess I got the tongue biting thing from Kill Bill vol. 1, how it looked may result in the few Alien vs. Preditor scenes I've seen, but other then that…. I don't know. But I'll tell you one thing… Whenever people tell you that you can't feel anything while dreaming… their effing liars. I mean I felt that things tongue WAY too much. *shudders* The one thing your grateful you can't feel in a dream and I felt it.
Everyone: We know!
Zoey: You told us in great detail remember?
Me: Yes.
Stevie Rae: I don't know, that chicken horse one has to be the weirdest one out of all of them. I mean, not only did one eat ya'll's daddy, but in your Nana's backyard, and then blowing up another one with stickers? That has to top the cake.
Jack: I think the weirdest one has to be the four-part one. But its mostly the ending for me. Why would you dream up of an alien doing it with twins and pizza?
Me: That one was after I dreamt that they were doing the same except without the pizza and the twin. And I think they were older, with less clothes, with a hotter atmosphere, while trying to teach the alien a lesson in relationships, and to spit the girls brother…. In my bedroom.
Aphrodite: Again didn't need to hear that scene in such great detail. Almost felt like you were telling us porn.
Me: Like I keep telling you; If I suffered through it, so shall all of yous.
Damien: You mean "so shall all of you".
Me: Oh whatever! I have one of the best grades in my English class. I just like talking this way.
Erik: I think you made all of those dreams up on the spot.
Me: You stubborn ass! How the hell could I make up all of that up on the spot?
Erik: They sound like freaky ass-shit ideas from movie writters.
Me: Okay so I was thinking about making the one with that blue and white angel winged girl who likes manga and certain laffy taffy and me dead into a story. But it actually sounded like a good premise for a story.
Erik: You actually did write those things down in a story.
Me: Well one of them. The one where I wake up dead.
Dallas: I like it already.
Me: I changed the name and identity. I got it down on Deviant Art actually. It's called, So I'm Dead. And when I told one of my BFF's about it, she actually liked the idea and gave me a great idea for the rest of it. Since the dream did end with me stealing clothes and looking over a free sample platter with cream cheese.
Erik: Still say you made all of them up.
Me: I didn't. But I guess my sub-conscious did while I was dreaming them. But I didn't make them up on the spot.
Loren: Is this really worth arguing about?
Me: Finally! Loren says something I actually agree with. Wait how long has it been since I started talking about my dreams?
Stark: Three days. Why?
Me: *groans* I guess I have to bring back Kalona huh? Oh well…. MARIA! You can bring him back now!
*blue puff of smoke appears and we see Kalona scared, shivering in fear and in fetal position*
Kalona: Am I gone from the squirrels?
Me: Yup.
Kalona: But I'm back with a psycho path. That has to be worse.
Me: Please I'm done with you. Except I don't think I wanna hear you for a while if all your gonna do is scream, whine, or talk like the pervert you are.
Stark: And your not.
Me: At least I never raped the entire female population of an Indian tribe and is also trying to get into your girlfriends pants.
Stark: …
Me: That's what I thought.
Kalona: That kind of a low blow!
Me: Oh shut it! I told you I don't want to hear from you that much today. So hear. *hands him a CD player* Listen to that till it stops. Or if I don't care if your presence is here or not. Whichever comes first. Just put the head phones on and press play. You can listen to this over there. *points to an empty chair out of the studio*
Kalona: Why?
Me: Just do it!
Kalona: Fine. *sits in the chair and does what he's told*
Stark: What did you…
Me: I figure I couldn't leave him out from my dreams. So I recorded everything I said to you on a CD and gave it to Kalona to listen to. Now then… TO BUSINESS!
Zoey: What business?
Me: What we've doing in this place ever since I you all here.
Zoey: Oh this game.
Me: Yup. And it's a truth time! But there's also another twist this time.
The Twins: Which would be?
Me: So glad you asked. You see we have only four people left on my Like List, and one left on my Hate List. And since I am way too eager for Loren's dare…
Loren: What the hell is it?
Me: I figured I could squeeze the rest of the questions into two teams. The Twins and JackXDamien.. Oops. I mean Jack and Damien. Sorry.
Erin: Your gonna…
Shaunee: …Spilt us into teams?
Me: Yeah-huh. And I'm gonna ask you a stream of questions, and the first one to answer the question correctly gets the truth answer, while the other team has to keep guessing the answer to other trivia questions about me.
Jack: Do we get team names?
Me: EEE! You are too cute! 333 Sorry, I thought I put the fan girl in me away. Anyway, yes. You get team names to save time. The Twins are called… What else? Team Twins. Or just the Twins. I don't care. And Jack and Damien are Team Yoai.
Stark: What?
Me: It's a fan girl term. Yoai means gay pairings.
Jack: I guess that fits.
Me: Yeah-huh.
Stark: Is that even a real word?
Me: Yup. Its Japanese and known throughout the entire Fan-Girl language. *shudders*
Damien: What?
Me: Nothing just remembering what a lot of insane fan-girls who love Yaoi to max like. *shudders*
Zoey: What?
Me: Uh…. I don't think you'd want to hear about that. You think I'm bad? At least I stick to, mostly, canon pairings. And truthfully, Damien and Jack as a couple is the only Yaoi pairing I support. But only because they're the only one that makes sense and is canon.
Aphrodite: Canon?
Me: It means it's a true fact. Like the fact that you are vision girl is canon. And Damien and Jack being an item is canon. All true fact. But unfortunately a lot of fan girls are obsessed with crack yaoi pairings.
Aphrodite: Crack?
Me: Something extremely twisted fan-girls make up. Like… Calling Zoey bi, or Stevie Rae as a tom-boy.
Zoey: I'm not bi!
Stevie Rae: And I ain't no tom-boy!
Me: Tell it to the really screwed up fan-girls.
Stark: Out of curiosity, what are some of our crack pairings?
Me: …You really don't want me to tell you that.
Erik: It does sound interesting.
Me: Again. None of you want to hear any of them. And one of them involves you. That's how bad it is. *eye-twitch*
Zoey: But…
Me: Know what? I'll tell you all of crack pairings if we have time after this chapter kay? Now can we focus on the game?
Twins: Sure.
Me: And I am only going to listen to your statement.
Everybody else: …
Me: No then, first question for both teams; What is my all time favorite pairing ever? Twins?
The Twins: *whispering possible answers*
Me: Tick-tock.
Erin: Uh… Spider Man and…
Shaunee: Mary Jane?
Me: Not even close. Any time I see romance in Spider Man comics or shows I just pass them by. It's the action scenes I'm really interested in. especially if either Venom or Carnage is involved. Team Yaoi?
Damien/Jack: *whispering their thoughts to find the answer*
Me: I just realized that this might be a hard question to answer for you guys.
Damien: Permission to speak for me and Jack.
Me: Sure.
Damien: Is it Jack and Sally from Nightmare Before Christmas?
Me: OOOooo nice guess work relating that fact that I love Tim Burton movies. But no they aren't it. The correct answer was ZaGr. Or Zim and Gaz from Invader Zim. But seeing as how you all clearly don't know what an epic show it is I wasted my time with that. Now on to another question you all can figure out.
Stark: Well how the hell were they supposed to know a pairing in code?
Me: *shrugs shoulders* I figured they figure something out. Anyway next question; Out of all the Greek legends, which one is my favorite story? I'll give you a little hint, it's a romance story. Twins?
The Twins: The affair between Aphrodite and the war god?
Aphrodite: Hey!
Me: Not you! And eff no. Truth be told Aphrodite isn't my all time favorite Goddess. Really when you get right down to it, she's the slut of the Gods.
Twins: Like our Aphrodite.
Aphrodite: HEY!
Me: Leave it. Team Yaoi?
Jack: Oo! Oo! I know! I know!
Me: Well say it.
Jack: Is it between Hades and Persephone?
Aphrodite: Really? Where'd you pull that one? Besides, 16 may be crazy, but no way can she…
Me: How the hell did you guess? Really? I don't think I really gave any hints out.
Jack: Well I actually thought because you seem to like real taboo romance stories, I figured that the Greek story where Hades kidnaps Persephone and makes her his wife, I figured you might like that kind of story.
Damien: Wait, you actually like the story where Hades actually kidnaps his own niece?
Me: Well… I also kinda like Hades too, but Persephone is really her own cousin since her dad is Zeus, big surprise there, and Demeter, and they're siblings. But when you really look at all of the Greek legends… they're pretty effed up.
Jack: True.
Me: Wait a minute… How did you know I love taboo romances.
Jack: Through your dreams. You explained how those two sex dreams of yours with that alien guy and goth girl, so I figured you like taboo romance, 'cause that is kind of taboo. Right? Plus you also seem to giddy about Stevie Rae and Rephiam being together. And, no offence guys, but they are kind of taboo too.
Me: Nice observation. You won you and Damien a truth question.
Jack: Oh right. I forgot about the truth question about us through this thing.
Me: Eh its not that bad a question. Now then, Jack, Damien… Answer me this: When did either of you find out that you were gay?
Damien: That's not to bad a question.
Jack: Not really.
Me: See? I told you. Just a simple curious question.
Damien: I guess for me it would have to be somewhere in middle school. I think I was showing signs before then, but I haven't really put much thought into it until it was pointed out to me. But not in a real friendly way.
Me: Awww… I'm sorry Damien. Must've been hard on you. Stupid homo-phobes. You know I have a couple of friends who are bi.
Damien: Thanks I guess?
Me: Hehe. Jack hows about you?
Jack: It just sorta happened. I just found that I wasn't attracted to girls, and that I really did understand several of my female friends saw in their crushes. Can't say I've regretted being gay, I mean it brought me Damien. *hugs Damien*
Me: Awwwww…. *hearts in my eyes*
Stark: Can we get moving?
Me: Huh? Oh yeah sure. Okay Shaunee and Erin, you guys need to answer a one trivia question about me. Kay, kay?
Twins: Uhh…
Me: First question: What band's concert do I DESPRATLY want to got to?
Twins: Evanescence?
Me: Well that's one, but no. Okay, how about this? What clique am I in?
Erin: That's easy.
Shaunee: Your either in the I'm-a-freak-and-loving-it clique.
Me: Trick question. I'm not in any. Either that or I'm in too many. But I guess that's what you could call me and my friends. But no. Would you guess believe I'm also kind of a pro-goth? I just like dark things and more then occasionally does my mind travels to really dark stuff, as you all now know. Plus I kinda like gothic style, plus I kind of like goth styles, just not hard-core goths.
Aphrodite: Kind of figured with the kind of dreams you have. Plus you taste in music.
Me: Shut it. Okay, knew question. What's my favorite clothing article?
Twins: Your shirts?
Me: Thank you. I'm getting a little tired of no one figuring me out. And my life's an open book. I guess no one can read my text.
Shaunee: Out of all the kinds of clothes you like…
Erin: You shirts the most?
Me: What? I like pants too. Its just that you get to have fun little pictures on you shirts that display what you like.
Twins/Aphrodite: Freak.
Me: And proud of it! Now then on to your question.
Erin: Which…
Shaunee: Would be?
Me: Were you two conceived the same way.
Twins: WHAT?
Me: Just asking.
Erin: What makes you think we would ask our parents something like that?
Shaunee: Just what kind of sick mind do you have?
Me: One that dreams up pizza sex between goth twins and aliens. Plus I wanna se if I can have some evidence.
Twins: For what?
Me: To see if you guys really are twins separated at birth.
Shaunee: And what makes you think that how we were …
Erin: conceived, proves that we're really twins?
Me: Well I once saw this news report saying that a black and white set of twins were actually born. And they parents consisted of a black father and a white mother… Wow does that sound racist. Anyway, when I saw that I instantly thought of you two. I thought it was kind of cute.
Erin: Well suck to be you.
Shaunee: We don't know or even care to know…
Twins and the same time: How we came to be.
Me: Well shit. Are you sure that's your finale answer?
Twins: *nods head in unison*
Me: Well I guess that's it then. *starts for the exit*
Stark: Where are you going?
Me: To pack.
Zoey: For what?
Me: Vegas baby!
Erik: Why are you going to Sin City?
Me: Camp! But don't worry I'll come back soon.. In a week.
Aphrodite: *sarcastically* Greeat.
Me: Oh shut it. Now good-bye for a while and Loren..?
Loren: What?
Me: Just remember that I can find you anywhere. So attempts to escape are futile at best. You can't escape your dare. And trust me, people have been looking forward to it forever.*I say all creepy like a villain* TOODLES! *waves like a maniac then leaves the studio with a slam*
Loren: I'm dead aren't I?
Oh Loren… Well just see about that now won't we? And yes I mean it when I say I'm gonna be gone for a week… maybe more. I'll be in camp at Vegas and we don't have computer access there. We have my dad's lap-top but I don't use it all that much really. And that's only before and possibly after camp is over. But don't worry, I will make it up to you all when I come back with huge spectacular show next chapter. R&R and I'll see you all later.