A/N Sorry this took me so long to post I had a lot of work I had to get done for school and a lot going on socially hope you enjoy and sorry for the delay.

Act 2

Juliet walked on stage as the curtain rose; the setting had changed to a beautiful garden. Kuwabara walked on stage and sat down in front of a patch of flowers.

After the party last night," Juliet said. "Romeo and Juliet made a plan to get married without their parent's knowledge. Romeo agreed to go talk to the good friar Laurence." She motioned towards Kuwabara who looked up from his flowers waved to the audience and then fell back into character. As Juliet slipped back into the wings Yusuke sleepily walked on stage.

"Morning friar." Yusuke said with a wave sitting down beside Kuwabara.

"Ah good morning young grasshopper young are the legs and fast does thou hop.

"What the hell are you doing?" Yusuke whispered angrily to Kuwabara.

"Just go with it" Kuwabara replied "I only have tow really cool speeches and the other ones not till the end so I want to make this one as cool as possible." He smiled widely at Yusuke, who smacked him in the back of the head causing Kuwabara to fall on his face.

"Just say or lines the right way idiot."

"Owww fine you little stick in the mud." Kuwabara cleared his throat and continued. "What is it you have come for young Romeo." Yusuke smiled.

"Well holy father I have had the most wonderful night of my life" He said beaming at the friar.

"Where you with Rosaline?" the friar asked giving him a look of concern and earnestness. "Where you doing something thou hast no business doing until thou art married?"

"No good friar I was feasting with my enemy the fair daughter of rich Copulate. We meet last night and she has stolen my heart and I have stolen hers. " He let out a small sigh as he said these next words. "I have come to ask if you would marry us this afternoon.

Kuwabara paused for a moment and stared at Yusuke finally he burst out laughing and fell to the floor holding his sides in pure enjoyment.

"Don't laugh at me friar I am serious." Yuske said through gritted teeth as he tried to pull Kuwabara back into the scene.

"Oh man you should see the look on your face. "Kuwabara yowled; "You looked so silly" Yusuke stood up and kick him square in the chest

"You jack ass will you marry us or not" Kuwabara went flying and rolled to a stop at the edge of the stage. He sat up holding his, probably now broken ribs.

"Alright I'll do it just come back here at 3:00 and you to will be husband and wife by 3:30."

"Now that's more like it." Yusuke said brushing some blood of his shoes "well nice doing business with you friar I'll see you at 3:00" he turned and walked of stage

Kuwabara looked after him pulling out a bandage for his ribs "Thank God he wasn't wherein steel toed shoes." he muttered to himself. The lights dimmed out.

When the lights turned back on the scene had changed and now Yusuke was sitting with Genkai at a table in a small teashop.

"Well Sir Romeo what say you on marrying my lady Juliet?" Genkai asked sipping her tea and looking at him suspiciously. "You do plan on marrying her I hope or else yu can consider you first meeting to also have been your last." he gulped nervously and set his tea down.

"My good nurse I swear to you that I plan to make her my wife and will love her as long as the fates allow it."

"And what time do plan to make her your happy wife?" She said sarcastically

"Tell her to come to friar Laurence's today at 3:00 there will she find me ready and wiling to enter into a lifetime of happiness." Genkai just shock her had stood up and walked to the door. Before she exited she turned on last time to face him.

"If you should lead her into a fool's paradise I swear you'll will die before the next sunrise." she lifts one hand and it begins to glow a soft but scary blue Yusuke gulps feeling as though Genkai was getting way to into this.

"I assure you nurse I will be there." Satisfied she turns and leaves the teashop Romeo also stands s pays the tab and leaves the lights barfly dims out.

The lights turn on and the Genkai walks into a living room setting she looks around and waits for few seconds before walking to the bottom of the stairs and calling for her lady. "Juliet! I have come back." There is still more silence and Genkai looks very confused "Juliet? Are you up there? I have news of your love"

"I'm coming keep your pants on" Botan yelled in a rather rude tone Genkai taken aback goes to the coach and sits down to wait she stands as footsteps descends the stairs the whole audience turns to see Botan wearing a bright red tube top, tiny denim skirt, and thigh high black boots her bright blue hair as been replaced with a midnight blue wig that falls past her hips.

Back stage: "AHHHHHH! WHAT THE HELL IS SHE DOING!" Juliet yelled as quietly as possible "This isn't in the script this isn't anything it's just a mockery of Shakespeare what is wrong with that girl?" She looked all around but no one backstage could give her an answer. She failed to notice the little smirk that crossed Shizuru and Keiko's faces.

Back on stage: Genkai was struck by Botan's costume but she composed herself. "My lady Juliet what an. . . Interesting outfit you have put on. Are u going out in such clothing?"

"Yea!" Botan said brightly "I figured I got out and bag me a rich hubby" Mean while Juliet had fainted back stage from pure shock and had to be taken to the green room under the stage.

"But Juliet I have brought news of Romeo"

Botan looked her in the eye blankly "Who?"

"Romeo" the Genkai said shocked and worried "you know the man you fell in love with last night. Remember you begged me to go into town and speak to him of your wedding?"

"Oh yea" Juliet said slowly walking towards the door "That's right I guess I should see my new hubby and give him a little pre wedding gift" she winked at the Genkai as she darted out the door. The lights fade out as Genkai stares after her dumbstruck.

When the lights come back on Yusuke and friends are hanging out on a bench near Botan's house. Botan in her new outfit sexily walks up to the group of boys.

Yusuke's jaw almost hits the floor, shocked to see her there stands and runs to her, "Juliet my love what are you doing here?" He goes to hug her but she lightly pushes him to the side and keeps walking until she stops right in front of Kurama. She smiles and winks at him before stepping with in an inch of his body.

"Why hey there stranger? I don't believe we've meet." She winked at him again while licking her lips slowly

Kurama was completely stunned by this sudden and definitely not in the script conversation but he quickly recovered himself. "Hello fair maiden my name is Benvolio kinsman of your beloved Romeo" He made a small bow and she quickly ran her fingers through his hair making sure to stroke the back of his neck. She could feel Kurama shiver slightly under her hand and she smiled to herself. She turned back and saw Yusuke burning red with anger she almost laughed out loud but remembers to stick to the plane. Releasing his hair she stepped back and lets Kurama stand up then she jumped into his arms he caught her without thinking and they stood there frozen.

Yusuke tried to stay calm but his jealousy was getting the best of him. He couldn't control himself he could only prey that Hiei would enter soon and break the awkward silence filling the theater.

Botan looked at Kurama and before he could say anything she pressed her lips to his in a passionate kiss

"BITCH GET OFF MY MAN!" an angry voice screamed from the rafters. Hiei flew in his aura partially on fire with rage and bloodlust. Not bothering with the fake sword he was given he pulled out his katana and aimed it at Botan's throat. Jin remembering his part in this jumped between them and fired up his tornado fists.

"Oh no you don't you'll have to get thought me if u want-" Just then Yusuke jumped between them but before he could deliver his line Hiei ran is sword under Yusuke"s arm and into Jin's stomach. As real blood feel to the stage Kurama gently put down Botan and pulled out a small vile of herbs.

"I think this will help him survive but you should get him to Yukina as soon as possible." He yelled to Kuwabara, off stage.

Jin looked up at Yusuke with a small smile. "Well you know what they say the show must go on." And with that Kuwabara came out picked up Jin and carried him off stage. Yusuke turned to face Hiei.

"You went to far tiny." He said firing up his sprit gun "Now it's time to end this scene" he fired a shoot that hit Hiei right in the chest he fell to the ground and Kurama sprinted over to his fallen lover.

"Hiei! Are you ok?" He lifted Hiei's head "speak to me Hiei." Hiei's eyes fluttered open and he looked up at Kurama

"Hey baby don't worry I'll be fine this wound on my chest is nothing compared to the thought of you and that blue haired slut over there." Botan cringed and ran of stage almost in tears. "I'll be fine as long as you give me some special treatment after the show." He winked at Kurama and kissed him on the cheek.

"Why wait till after the show? I think the doctor can see you now" Kurama said slowly kissing Hiei's neck.

"Oh doctor." Hiei moaned, "I think you need to give my whole body and thorough examination."

"Alright said Kurama loosening the buckley on Hiei's pants. " lets start form the bottom and work are way up shall we?"

"OH NO NO NO NO NO STOP NO NO NO!" Yusuke yelled pulling Kurama off Hiei "We are not turning this into a yaoi thing ok we are sticking with the play." He turned to the now stunned audience. "For those of you that wish to come back we will break for 20 minuets and for the rest of you, GO TO HELL!"

With that the current came crashing down cover the stage.

End of Act 2

Next time

Will Hiei and Jin survive their very real injuries?

What happened between Hiei and Kurama after the came down?

What will Botan do now that her plan has injured two of her friends?

And will Juliet ever wake up from her shock-induced coma?

All questions and more will be answered on the next chapter of Botan's Romeo Yusuke's Juliet.