Me: Heyyy it's you guys again. Now you know my co-host Erica, she writes all of the Dares for this lovely show.
Erica: Hi! I'm the genius behind all of the dares, and discovered a Red orange this morning at breakfast
Me: No, I discovered it and you ate it. So you know our cast, but I would like to introduce my best friend personally. GET IN HERE THONG BOY!
Paul: Do not call me that, again
Erica: to bad thong boy, cuz we got your next dare right here *holds out a slip of paper*
Me: Ok, hand me the Dare, I wanna read it *Grabs the paper and cracks up laughing*. Erica, you are evil! Paul, wear a Bra that matches your thong, and stay like that until you take the thong off.
Paul: Ughhh, the child hates me *goes and puts the bra on*
Erica: HAHAHAHAHA!
Me: Ok, Thong bra boy, go and sulk… WAIT THERES MORE!
Paul: Oh God no
Erica: you have to kill Torterra
Paul: Why should I, he's my most powerful Pokémon
Me: You dis his mad ninja skills, that's why *Shoots Torterra*
Paul: Whatever
Ash: YOU KILLED YOUR POKEMON! I'll call the cops!
Dawn: You get that jerk Ash!
Everyone else: *Beating the crap outa Paul*
Gary: this is fun!
Leaf: yeah I know!
Me: Ok, wrap it up, next is May's dare.
Erica: I wanna read it
Me: You wanna read? IT'S THE APPOCYLPS
Erica: Haha very funny. May, get shocked by Tina's Pikachu as many times as she wants
May: Aw, come on!
Me: Ok, how 'bout 65 times
Erica: Awww, I wanted 600
Me: no, then she can't *whispers why in Erica's ear*
Erica: Ahhh, I see.
Me: good girl. Pikalina, Go!
Pikalina: Pikachhhhuuuuu
May: *Gets shocked, but lives*
Me: Ok, now Drew's dare. Go t-
Erica: But I wanted to read it!
Me: to bad. Drew, go to Hershey Park with May, you can't leave until you kiss her *insert evil laugh here*
May and Drew: *blushing* NO WAY!
Me: I got a rabid Harley waiting for you
Drew: Fine
May: b-but D-drew?
Me: I got my Blazikin to drive you there
May: It can drive?
Me: yeah, it rocks * sends them to Hershey Park*
Erica: Well, we'll get them back, umm, never
Me: Don't be a Debby Downer, you can read the next dare.
Erica: Yay! Ash, ride over to Dawn on a rainbow pony and ask her out on a date. While you guys ride the pony to the park, Ash must sing Soul sister by train.
Ash: *Blushing* w-what, I don't love her
Me: I never said you loved her, I just told you to ride over to her on a rainbow pony and ask her out, so… OFF WITH YOU ON YOUR RAINBOW STEED. * gets him a rainbow pony, sticks him on, and pushed the pony towards Dawn*
Ash: H-hey D-d-dawn, will y-you g-g on a d-d-date with m-me? * turning purple*
Dawn: Sure! I've been waiting for you to ask me! * Jumps onto the rainbow pony and they ride to the park while Ash sings*
Me: well, Now that that's over, next dare.
Erica: Misty is gonna love this dare : )
Me: Misty, You have to get locked in a room with Tracey for 20 minutes
Erica: *throws them into the room*
Me: I'll be back in 20 min.
Misty: * hitting the door with her mallet*
Tracey: *trying to calm her down*
Me: Ahhh, this is so funny
Ash: Were back!
Me: just in time for Dawns dare.
Erica: Get locked in a small closet with Ash while Conway scratches at the door like a puppy. WARNING CONWAY WILL DO ANYTHING TO STALK DAWN, ASH YOU GOTTA PROTECT HER.
Me: Ok, thanks Erica *throws them into the closet* Erica, get the Conway
Erica: Should I make sure He's still rabid?
Me: Yea, throw thong Boy into his cage for a little
Erica: Yes sir * gets Conway's cage and throws Paul in*
Paul: GET ME OUT OF HERE!
Erica: Ok, the Conway is rabid, come on boy, Dawn's in that closet
Conway: Yes! I Am Coming To Stalk You Dawn!
Dawn: AHHHHHH
Ash: I'll protest you
Me: Awww, touching moment but, gota give the next dare. Ahhh my other self, Kyler, Put a squid on your butt, then go out-side and scream 'I'm a Dr. Peppa lova yo!' then sing I'm a goofy Goober Rock.
Kyler: Yeah! This is gonna be Fun * goes and does the dare and comes back with 50$
Me: Where did you get that?
Kyler: People thought I was a street performer so they gathered around me and gave me money! : )
Erica: I wanna get money! * runs out of the building*
Me: Well, there goes my co-host… Oh well. Next dare, Jimmy, throw 6 gallons of water on Typhlosion
Jimmy: I would never do that to my best friend
Me: Do you want me to get the rabid Vincent?
Jimmy: NO, I'LL DO IT *Pours 6 gallons of water on him*
Typhlosion: T-typhlo *faints*
Me: Poor Typhlosion, oh well! Tracey, Misty, time to get out! * sees misty asleep on-top of Tracey*
Tracey: Don't wake her u-
Me: GET UP! IT'S TIME FOR TRACY'S DARE!
Misty: WTFUZZODLE
Me: Good girl, you got up
Misty: Grrrrr
Me: Ok! Time for Trac-
Dawn: AHHHH CONWAY * Breaks out of the closet with Conway following while ash is trying to slow him down so Dawn can run*
Me: Ummmm, ok? Ok, as I was saying, Tracey, Make out with Misty in a small closet
Tracey: What?
Me: Get in there *Turns on small screen on her wrist and it shows what's goin on in the closet*. You guys have got to see this * plugs watch into a big screen TV, which shows Misty and Tracey making out*.
Gary: Holy pancake
Me: Ok, time to annoy them. Harley, go break them up
Harley: Heehaw, sure hon. *Goes and breaks them up. Brings them back and they both have sad faces : ( like that*
Me: haha look at your faces!
Misty: I have a mallet
Me: and I have the piko pounder 6000
Misty: …
Me: Good girl, time for the next dare, marina, kiss Jimmy then kick him in the nuts.
Marina: Ok * kisses him then kicks him*
Jimmy: Ouch * passes out
Me: that was Gold! (A/N: Haha cuz his name in the game is Gold, get it Ha!). Ok, next Dare, cuz I got homework. Tyler, Kiss Kyler then take your shirt off and put this blue bra on, you have to wear it until chapter 8
Tyler: I said it once, and I'll say it again, your sister is EVIL * kisses Kyler, then puts the bra on*
Kyler: HAHAHAHAH
Me: Ya, your right, Bra boy does look funny
Me and Kyler: HAHAHAHAHA BRA BOY, LIKE THONG AND BRA BOY!
Everyone else: *Sweat drop*
Me: Uhh, Next Dare! Gary, Kiss Leaf, then dance to the numa numa
Gary: Ok * Kisses Leaf, then does the numa numa dance*
Leaf: Umm, uhhh, Stop acting like an idiot, Gary!
Me: Now, the final Dare. Leaf, you can go Kill Paul
Leaf: YEAHH! GET OVER HERE THONG BOY! * she kills him*
Me: Ok, let's bring him back. Be revived Thong and Bra Boy * Snaps his fingers and he appears
Paul: Happy Birthday!
Me: Misty, wanna play whack-a-Paul with me *gets Piko pounder 6000*
Misty: Heck yeah *grabs her mallet*. I gave all of the girls Mallets for Christmas, Let's go!
Other Girls: YEAH!
Paul: *Runs away screaming like a little girl*
Ash: Guys, let's use our Pokémon to torture him *Get's Charizard*
Other Boys: Ok! *grabs their strongest Pokémon*
Me: *Insert Benny Hills theme here*
Paul: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, HELP ME! I'M BEING CHASED BY CRAZY PEOPLE!
Random person: No way you jerk, you suck, and we all hate you, right people of the town
Every person in the town: YEAH, LET'S HELP THOSE OTHER KIDS THAT ARE CHASING THEM!
Me and Kyler: HAHAHAH (Insert Chase music here)
Paul: *falls off cliff*
Me: Oh well, I'll revive him so we can do this again, but I gotta go, so Byee!
Everyone in that chases sequence: Byee!
Gary: Didn't you forget two people
Me: Oh God, we forgot may and Drew, let me check the security cameras *checks* they've been making out for 5 hours! * snaps fingers and they appear, still making out*
Kyler: Ahem
May and Drew: *Blushing like crazy* Ummmm, Hi? How did we get back here?
Me: I'm magic, so Byee (Before I am killed by May and Drew)