Me: * Music plays* Hello everyone, and today, we have a new guest host, say hello to my OC named KC
KC: howdy
Me: also, I would like to thank AshKetchumDarkSide for giving me a brilliant Idea. Here are his 2 Oc's… BRETT AND KARI
Brett: Hi
Kari: Hello
Me: Ok as always wait, forgot to revive bra/thong boy, whoops. *snaps fingers*
Paul: you left me dead for almost 2 weeks *tries to kill me, but KC comes in with a rabid cat, aka, my cat Cody*
KC: back away, or you get the cat
Paul: *whimpers*
Me: good boy, now your dare. Go out in public and sing and dance to the numma numma
Paul: can I at least put pants on?
Me: Nope, now go out, you have 6 hours
Paul: WHAT!
KC: *kicks him out along with a cd player playing the numma numma song*
Me: well, that didn't take long. I guess I didn't have to get Harley after all.
KC: you got Harley?
Brett: when do we get to kill Kenny?
Kari: Yeah that's what were here for, right?
Me: Shhhh, don't get your panties in a twist
KC: Ok, the next dare is for Dawn. Go on a date with Kenny…
Brett: Grrrr
Kari: GRRRRR, RAWR
Me: *Sweat-drop* Ok, come on in Kenny, Grrrr
Kenny: Hiya Dee Dee
Ash: RAWR
Dawn: Don't call me that!
Kenny: Oh, what ever. Let's just go on the date already
Ash: *mumbles really bad things about Kenny* Grrrrr, RAWR
Dawn: *mouths the word "help me", then unwillingly leaves*
Me: Ok, the next dare is for Ash, but I'm gonna add Brett and Kari to it too. KC read it
KC: Ok, here we go. Go spy on the date, if he touches her, let your mad ninja skills be released and kill him.
Brett & Kari: YEAH! WE CAN FINALLY KILL HIM!
Ash: *sweat drop* Do we even have ninja skills?
Me: Yes, young master. Deep in your heart though
Ash: Uhhh, ok? *leaves with Brett and Kari*
ON THE DATE~~~~~~~
Kenny: Hey, Dee Dee *Pretends to yawn but puts arm on her shoulder*
Dawn: Kenny, get off me *Pushes his arm away*
Kenny: Oh, just kiss me already *tries to kiss her*
Ash: ok, NOW! NINJA POWER!
Brett & Kari: YEAH! LET'S KILL HIM! *they jump to kill him but stop and see Ash with a dark aura around him*
Ash: RAWR, I NOW REALEASE MY MAD NINJA SKILLS! *Kills him in one blow*
Brett & Kari: Well what ever *starts to beat his dead body up* we'll stay here, thanks for inviting us, it was fun
BACK AT THE STUDIO, AKA MY LIVING ROOM
Me: Yay violence
May: That was so wrong
Drew: For once I agree with May
Me: HOLY CRAP! YOU AGREEING WITH SOMEONE! IT'S THE APOCLYPS!
KC: Ok, time for Drew's Dare. You must tell us who the roses are really for, no Pokémon, and especially no beautify excuses : D
Me: MUHAHAHAHAHA.
Drew: Awww %&&*
Me: NO FOUL LANGUAGE!
May: Huh?
Me: YOUR MORE FREAKIN DENSE THAN ASH, BAKA
Drew: Fine, the roses are for May, just kidding
May: *Cries*
Kyler: it's ok May, He's just a jerk, when we get back to Jhoto, he will get it
Me: BAKA, YOU MADE HER CRY *slaps him*
Drew: Owww, Fine… I WAS KIDDING ABOUT KIDDING, I LOVE YOU MAYBELLE MAPLE!
Me: Umm Ok? I think you over did it?
KC: Who wants a brownie?
Me: Where did you get the brownies from?
KC: Your mom gave them to me, she also asked what was going on down here
Me: Crap! I've been discovered
PLEASE EXCUSE US, WE ARE EXPERIENCING TECHNICAL DIFICULTIES *BEEP* *BEEP*
Me: Sorry about that folks, we had to move to a new location, aka the park in a huge tent.
KC: Wow, you were pretty creative
Drew: I don't like it
May: Drew, you should be honored to be on this show
Ash: Should we go get Kenny's body?
Dawn: Nope
Kyler: Why am I here?
Tyler: I don't know, aren't our dares always last?
Me: We switched it up, after your dares though, your goin back to Jhoto along with Drew, May, Ash, and Dawn. But you won't remember about the show until I poof you guys back.
KC: Ok, Kyler, you're not allowed to have ant Dr. Pepper for 2 weeks
Kyler: NOOOOO *Poofed back to Jhoto*
KC: Tyler, via webcam, drink Dr. Pepper in-front of Kyler
Tyler: At least I don't get hurt *drinks the soda*
Kyler: I WILL KILL YOU!
Tyler: *Gulp, then poofed back to Jhoto*
Me: Ugh, I really have to get this chapter done *Typing Jhoto Journeys: A new beginning* Oh, Dawn and Ash, you can go *poofs them back to Jhoto*
KC: Ummmm, ok? May, go tell Brianna (A/N GRRRRR) you and Drew are dating
Brianna: NOOOOOO
Me: I guess she already found out, ok you and Drew can go *poofs them back to Jhoto*
KC: this is going by really quickly, boss
Me: I know right, bring in the next 4
KC: Yes Ma'm * Brings in Leaf, Gary, Jimmy, and Marina*
Me: Welcome to the new and improved studio, please take a seat while I read your dares.
Gary: This is just a huge tent with different rooms and doors that can lock, and... A PLASMA TV!
Leaf: TOTALLY AWESOME STUDIO! HAHAHAHA I HAD A DREAM ABOUT PONIES AND SUGAR! HAHAHA
Me: Who gave her sugar?
Jimmy: I did
Gary: WHY!
Marina: I told him to, but I didn't think he would do it
Me: What ever, this will help with the dares. Leaf, eat 10 lbs. of sugar. Gary, get locked in a closet with the hyper Leaf
Gary: NOOOOO *gets thrown in the closet*
Leaf: Woof! *runs into the closet like Gary's a puppy chew-toy
Jimmy: I feel bad for him
Marina: Me too
Me: Awwww, poor Gary: ( Whatever, KC next dare
KC: Ok boss. Jimmy, go tell Vincent you and Marina are dating via webcam
Jimmy: Oh no.
Me: Here's the webcam *dials Vincent's poke-gear number*
Vincent: Hello, OH IT'S MARINA! HIIIIII!
Jimmy: *gulp* VincentMeAndMarinaAreDating
Vincent: NO I WILL BREAK YOU UP *tracks the webcam/phone, then runs into the "studio"* AHHA! I FOUND YOU!
Me: Ah, just in time for Marina's Dare *plugs Vincent's ears* If Vinny here asks you out, or does anything to try to make you like him, say 'No, I'm in love with Jimmy, so back off' *unplugs his ears*
Vincent: WHAT DID I MISS?
Me: Oh nothing much *innocent whistle*
Vincent: Marina, I bought you this necklace, so will you go out with me?
Marina: No, I'm in love with Jimmy, so please stop asking me
Vincent: NOOOOO *faints*
Me: Man, another person to put in the pile * Throws him in a pile of people that have passed out (includes Paul, who passed out from singing and dancing the Numma Numma for 6 hours, Kenny, Who is dead, and now Vincent.)*. KC, bring the next victims, I mean guests, in
KC: Alright Boss *brings Misty and Tracey in*
Misty: I don't wanna be here *starts to wack the pile with a hammer*
Me: STOP, YOUR GONNA KILL PAU-, wait, I can just revive him, but you need your dares so KC
KC: Ok, Misty, don't use your mallet until chapter 5. Tracey, if she tries to use her mallet, kiss her.
Me: Aren't I evil. My sister took a 2-month long vacation, so I write the dares. *insert evil laugh here*
Misty and Tracey: *Gulp* Oh, no
Me: Well that's the end of our show, see ya *music plays, poof, she's gone
KC: What about m-* Poof, gone*