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My Boy Fast Blog
Me, Myself and I
September 25th, 2010: Saturday
Me, myself and I
That's all I got in the end
That's what I found out
And there ain't no need to cry
I took a vow that from now on
I'm gonna be my own best friend
Contrary to popular belief, this entry has nothing to do with that cheesy Beyonce song [though I'll admit, it was my theme song in 7th grade]. No, instead this latest installment of Life According to Bloom: The Boy Fast Blog Of Epic Proportions [too much?] is about what I haven't been doing. The reason why I've created this blog was to vent about the trials and tribulations of my boy fast. The reason why I started said boy fast was because of a very bad breakup [fuck you Chuck] and because I want to focus on my friends, family and, most importantly, myself. I realized last night [epiphanies FTW!] that I haven't been doing that.
You see, before hormones decided to make permanent residence in my body [your rent is due estrogen!], I used to be a competitive gymnast and a dancer. It was really fun and I even won a couple of trophies. Of course, I had to totally cancel out my strength-sometimes going so far as to take a dose of [dun! dun! dun!] Antidote X to really test out my skills. Those were my golden years, and I'm bringing them back. How, you ask? Well let me tell you….
Townsville High is starting a dance team!
Yes people, you heard me correctly. My high school is unknowingly helping me pwn my hormones by starting a dance team. There will be a wide range of dances taught, from contemporary to jazz and from swing to hip-hop. If you couldn't tell, I plan on trying out. The dance instructor [or coach or whatever you wanna call it] is going to be none other than….
Wait for it….
Here it comes….
Almost there….
….
What's taking so long…?
Oh, wait! I may have spoken too soon….
WORLD REKNOWNED DANCE COACH JANET KATZ-STEVENSON!
There it is =].
I love watching her choreography. It [for a lack of better word] inspires me to dance. She's my idol, her rags-to-riches story inspires and motivates you to believe in yourself and your abilities to live up to your potential [y'know, all that good stuff]. If enough people ask, I'll post it on here as a bonus.
Ms. Katz-Stevenson is also going to be holding the auditions for the dance team, so this isn't going to be one of those bring-in-your-permission-slips-and-you're-in sort of things. This is serious chizz.
As for being a gymnast, that will have to be a hobby. The dance team [assuming I make it] will take up the majority of my time, being that practice will be every Monday, Wednesday and Friday from 3:30 to 5:30pm. So gymnastics will have to be a weekend thing.
I haven't done either sport in over four years, so chances are, I'll be [more than] a little rusty. Wish me luck guys!
Shit [excuse my French]. I almost forgot. Okay, in my last installment [click here to read] I received a comment that I thought was very interesting. So I'm going to embarrass her [at least, I think it's a her] and post her problem for the world to see me solve. Hold on to your hats kiddies, and watch as I turn into Bloom, Expert Problem-Solver Person!
NoNoNo asks:
[-sad face-Damn it, doesn't anyone support me?]
It's okay Bloom. We support you!
And yes, you did sound like quite the little scholar writing this. [Aww, why thank you!]
On a different note, remember my boy boycott? Well, there's this new boy in my school and he is GORGEOUS! He's so sweet and nice and funny and charismatic and EEEEE! I don't wanna leave my friends to boycott alone, but this boy is too good to pass up. What do I do?
You wanna know what you should do? Well do ya? DO YA? Well, it doesn't matter cuz I'm gonna give you advice anyway. What you should do is get to know the boy. Be friends with him first, that way you can find out his faults and see if you still think he's EEEEE!-worthy. This is a good strategy cuz, technically, you would still be a part of the boy boycott. Hope this helps!
Till next time. Later gators!
[78 comments]
[1] By: NoNoNo
OMG thanks so much for helping me! I'll use your advice right away!
Oh, and yeah, I am a girl=]
[2] By: LifeIsSweet
OMG! are u doing advice now?
[3] By: ItsTeaTime
You're a dancer too? That's awesome!
[4] By: MayTheForceBeWithYou
Nice. You have a plan.
[5] By: MusicIsMyLife
I love Me, Myself And I by B! I also love how you make your hormones pay rent and the whole "wait for it" scene. Lol.
[6] By: chocolateROCKS
Life According to Bloom: The Boy Fast Blog Of Epic Proportions
I like that title actually. Lol.
[7] By: BarbieGurrl
chocolateROCKS- me too!
[8] By: InsertWittyScreenNameHere
Wait, can you do a split?
[9] By: JustAnotherDay
InsertWittyScreenNameHere- I was wondering the same thing.
[10] By: ProcrastinatorAtBest
I wish I was a gymnast!
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PS- cookies to anyone who got the whole split thing and to whoever actually tried to click the here in [click here to read]