(A/N): Yay, we're FINALLY in OCTOBER! That being said, R&R and enjoy. Again, this is another of my least fave chpts. For some reason, what I worte sounded waaaaaay funnier in my head.
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A Flower In Bloom: Yay, a new reader! I, too normally shy away from OC stories, but I've grown to love some! Thank you so much for your compliments XD! Lol wow, I didn't even notice that until you mentioned it!
person: Lol, i missed you too! You're one of my favorite reviewers! Haha, you guys are gonna have to wait for Bloom to talk about nice-Chuck! Yay! I know, and I really don't wanna hack off my hair [again]! Lol I explained BPs in this chapter! So far, you can use your points to buy a piece of paper! XD! Woot Woot 5 stars! Lol Bloom will be looking forward to seeing you! Yay for no rudeness! Lol, Bloom's oblivious when it comes to boys! Lol he did get owned! I would pick my phone too, I cannot live without it. Yeah, 2 Poofs!
anim3luvr: In due time, my friend, in due time! =]
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I'M ON A BOY FAST!
October 1st, 2010: Friday
TGIF!
To those of you living under a rock [the stone age does not pwn], that clever, little acronym means: Thank God It's Friday!
I know I updated a couple of days ago, but I couldn't wait. This week has been so hectic, what with the whole Chuck episode and [recently] Buttercup's lying ways.
So before I begin venting, I just wanna say that I love you guys for your comments. It's nice knowing that others think that Chuck is a shit-faced bastard who bitches and is a jerk face! However, one of you grew some balls yesterday and asked me a question that I plan on answering in the [hopefully] near future.
[40] ItsTeaTime asks:
Okay, we all established that Chuck is a bitch.
But I just wanna know what the fuck did you see in him Bloom?
I'm pretty sure u aren't blind to his asshole ways or just so stupid that u couldn't have known about them.
Sorry if I sounded rude or mean…. we're still cool right?
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!
Before I answer, did anyone notice I changed the format of the [insert username] asks thingy?
150 Bloom Points goes out to anyone who can say what I changed!
Note: Bloom Points are a copyrighted and/or patented system of point-giving created by yours truly. They can be exchanged for imaginary items, such as books, spoons, and if really you really have a bunch, cookies. Any persons or such caught using Bloom Points without my consent will get punched. Remember, I know where you live.
Now to answer!
Well ItsTeaTime, that is a question I plan on answering in a couple of months. Yes, yes I know, you're probably glaring at your computer screen, mumbling to yourself, 'This chick….' but trust me, it's better I wait. I'm still in the I-hate-my-ex-if-he-doesn't-shut-up-I'll-castrate-him-with-a-spoon stage of our break-up. When I get past it, expect a full back-story of our relationship! However, I must commend you on the balls you had! Of course we're still cool =]!
Now blog time! Whoop!
[Cue cheers and applause]
But first, Chuck update!
[Cue boos and hisses]
Yesterday, Chuck showed up at school with a shitload of bandages around his nose [pretty boy ain't so pretty no more!]. He kept wincing every time he breathed or changed his expression so I couldn't help but feel a bit awful for what I had done.
Then I remembered he called me a bitch, and didn't care anymore.
However, all day I was panicking, worried that he'll snitch and tell people it was me who did that to him. But he didn't.
Weird.
Instead he just told people he got in a fight with a football.
-shrug-
Blog time!
[Cue whistles and cheers]
No wait, I lied.
It's really time for a…
Phone update!
[Cue groans and cries of protest]
I'm not getting a new anytime soon [as deemed so by Professor].
Now it's blog time [for real]!
[Cue choruses of 'Whoop-Whoop!' and 'Yeah!']
At the end of the day, when I came home, I found Buttercup playing the xbox. I hate it when she plays it on the weekdays [she curses and yells. A lot], but since the week was just about over, I let it slide. I even considered grabbing the controller and playing against her. So I did.
I sat down beside my green eyed sister and we played whatever games we felt like playing when it happened [sound familiar?].
Buttercup: So….
Me: So….
BC: Remember when you told us about what happened with Mitch on the first day of school?
Me: -wary- Yeah….
BC: Well, today, I kinda-sorta told him.
Me: -livid- YOU DID WHAT?
BC: Chill out. It's not like you can care anyway. I thought you were on a boy fast.
Me: I AM ON A BOY FAST!
BC: -snicker- So why are you yelling?
Me: I'M NOT YELLING!
BC: -rolls eyes- Yeah, you were just talking loudly.
Me: -glare- I can't believe you did that! Just because I'm fasting, doesn't mean you should let a boy know that I basically freaked out over him!
BC: And I repeat, why do you care?
Me: I DON'T! I'M ON A FRIGGIN' BOY FAST!
BC: -hysterical laughter-
Me: What?
BC: -laugh- I was kidding Bloom.
Me: W-what?
BC: I lied.
Me: WHAT?
BC: If I gotta repeat myself one more time….
Me: I hate you.
I got up from beside her and stormed upstairs [I also slammed the remote on the carpet. I hope it didn't break]. Can you believe her? That had to have been the meanest thing she's ever done to me [and I once woke up to worms in my hair]! I nearly died of a heart attack!
It also taught me some things:
1. Don't ever listen to what siblings say. No, scratch that. Don't ever listen to what Buttercup says. SHE IS A LIAR.
2. I'M ON A FRIGGIN BOY FAST DAMN IT!
[85 comments]
[1] By: pogoagogo
Remember, I know where you live.
I don't know whether I should be scared or excited.
[2] By: ItsTeaTime
Bloom answered my question! I can now cross that off of my bucket list.
And she thinks I have balls!
XD
Oh, I'm a girl btw.
[3] By: MayTheForceBeWithYou
You added the comment number. 150BPs for me.
[4] By: LifeIsSweet
MayTheForceBeWithYou—OMG, ur so smart! I spent, like the last hour trying to figure it out!
[5] By: BarbieGurrl
Lol what BC did sounds like something my older sis would do!
[6] By: LongHairDontCare
BarbieGurrl—Ikr!
[7] By: JustAnotherDay
Should I feel stupid b/c I didn't know what TGIF was?
[8] By: InsertWittyScreenNameHere
JustAnotherDay—Why yes, yes u should.
[9] By: ProcrastinatorAtBest
pogoagogo—U should feel afraid cuz Bloom will knock u out too! Smh, damn perv.
[10] By: chocolateROCKS
U woke up with WORMS in your HAIR? I would've cried my eyes out! I HATE worms!
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