(A/N): Hello everyone! Sorry for the wait, but school and life got in the way of me updating. Plus, I wanted to update on this day especially, because we were apparently supposed to die yesterday. And I didn't do my homework ^^'
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KeroNya: Yay, new reader! I'm so glad you found this story funny! And we could all gang up on Chuck together. Lol, Bloom threw out composure and morals a looooong time ago. Thank you so much! And I'm a pro at being a CHB. Lol, we should compare techniques.
A Flower Still In Bloom: Thank you! Lol, I try to help with acronyms anyway I can.
person: Lol thanks! I knooow! When I saw the number of reviewers, I almost had a heart attack! Lol good reaction! You should keep your BPs, you may be able to get more than some invisible paper, lol. You're quite an observer. If you don't mind me asking, what do you want to be when you grow up? I do regret cutting my hair! I want it back. Lol, BC is my number one puff! I love writing her, since she's so much like me! See ya! OOO SPARKLES!
Who wants a bowl full of YUKI: Thank you so much! Lol, I love getting reviews about the hotness of Mitch. I'm sure when you end your fast, you'll feel better. I'm rooting for you! Ha, BC will be lucky if Bloom talks to her again!
Special thanks to KeroNya for adding me and this story to their faves and alerts. You're the best!
Disclaimer: Any and all franchises used in this story do not belong to me, instead to their respective owners.
(C): Bloom, Aimee, Chrissy, Vikki and Nikki as well as the screennames belong to me!
Bold was my BFF when writing this chapter.
My Boy Fast Blog
Um, No Thanks
October 11th, 2010: Monday
Heeeeeellllllllooooooo everybody!
On this latest installment of the blog, I, Bloom Utonium [I should totally get a middle name], will vent about how I [Bloom Janice Utonium] sat in the same vicinity as hotties for the past three hours. It was torture.
But first, some daily updates!
Chuck is there.
My phone isn't.
A special shout-out goes to MayTheForceBeWithYou for figuring out what I [Bloom Sara Katherine Utonium] did to the advice thingy! 150 Bloom Points for you [spend it wisely]!
Now onto the blog!
I [Bloom Fiona Utonium] just came home with my sisters. It's 7:30pm and my brain is permanently etched with scenes from earlier.
What was I [Bloom Mackenzie Utonium] doing to have left an impact on my mind, you ask? Well, I [Bloom Inez Utonium] will gladly answer.
I [Bloom Maggie Utonium] was at basketball tryouts.
BOYS basketball tryouts.
I [Bloom Gwen Utonium] know, I [Bloom Hailey Utonium] know. I [Bloom Stephaney Utonium] am on a diet of the opposite sex. I [Bloom Tiffani Utonium] am abstaining from the male gender. I [Bloom Shabequatima Utonium] am on a friggin' boy fast.
Boys basketball tryouts equal bad.
Believe me, when Aimee brought up the idea at lunch, I [Bloom Trixie Utonium] was soooooo against it. First of all, the tryouts will be from 3:30pm to 6:30pm, leaving me no time to work on my audition for my own tryout. Secondly, it's sweaty, hot, toned guys playing basketball [drool much?]. Um, no thanks.
I [Bloom Vicky Utonium] brought up these reasons and more at lunch and the three periods that followed [I (Bloom Marissa Utonium) have lunch 5th period], but they didn't budge. And honestly, I [Bloom Lisa Utonium] don't even know why Buttercup agreed! She has her own basketball tryouts to host next week and she isn't prepared at all [she's captain so she has to hold the tryouts]. I [Bloom Marge Utonium] think she came just to see me twitch….
And I [Bloom Jessie Utonium] was twitching up a storm.
Sitting on the bleachers, watching almost every hot guy I [Bloom Betty Utonium] know play basketball was such a torture! But did my friends or sisters help? Noooo. Instead, every time a hottie ran past, they would nudge me saying, "Hottie at [insert number] o'clock. Avert eyes!"
HOTTIES WERE EVERYWHERE! WHERE THE HELL WAS I [BLOOM ROBIN UTONIUM] GOING TO LOOK?
I [Bloom Nikki Utonium] know they meant well, but if I [Bloom Vikki Utonium] was going to go to tryouts just to stare at my knees, I [Bloom Chrissy Utonium] wouldn't have gone! As a matter of fact [you'll love this], I [BLOOM AIMEE UTONIUM] DIDN'T WANNA GO IN THE FIRST PLACE!
And I [Bloom Cindy Utonium] haven't even said the best part [sarcasm, aisle three]!
The captain of the basketball team, James Hamblin was there!
Why is this awesome, you ask? I [Bloom Libby Utonium] will tell you. Oh, will I [Bloom Brittany Utonium] tell you.
You know that kid, James Hamblin? Yeah, well he's my ex-boyfriend.
We dated back in ninth grade [did I (Bloom Mandy Utonium) ever tell you I (Bloom Mindy Utonium) am in 11th grade? Let's pretend I (Bloom Dawn Utonium) did] and were the embodiment of those PDA-ing, madly-in-lurv-it's-disgusting couples. Our relationship was a good one and we broke up on mutual terms. I [Bloom Destiny Utonium] still speak to him often and we're great friends [last week he asked me to help him ask out a girl. That's how close we are. Yeah, that's right. Be jealous]. I [Bloom Serenity Utonium] forgot he was on the team and would be hosting tryouts.
I [Bloom Hope Utonium] may have also forgotten how gorgeous he is.
Before you guys even ask, no I [Bloom Faith Utonium] do not like-like him. It was all hormones babes, all hormones.
Anyway, apparently James seemed to have remembered how gorgeous he is because he was flirting with me every chance he had [play-flirting guys. Don't get your panties all in a bunch] just because he knew how I [Bloom Justice Utonium] would've reacted in that particular environment [boy-craziness does not pwn].
To make a long story short, I [Bloom Melanie Utonium] was a blushing, stuttering mess.
It was awful.
When tryouts finally ended, I [Bloom Marisol Utonium] could not get out of that gym and away from those guys fast enough.
James had another idea.
He, along with the other kids who tried out, met us at the door and invited us to pizza. So off we went, towards the famous Dominos with me cursing under my breath all the while.
Now I [Bloom Violet Utonium] am tired [I (Bloom Violet Utonium) got the itis] so I [Bloom Violet Utonium] am gonna go off to bed. Later babes.
[92 comments]
[1] By: ImGoinIn
Wassup? New reader here.
Lml I get the itis all the time.
[2] By: LifeIsSweet
Um, like what's the itis?
[3] By: MayTheForceBeWithYou
Huh. I got a shout-out. :-]
[4] By: MusicIsMyLife
Aww, basketball tryouts pwned your fast today
MayTheForceBeWithYou—u deserve it!
LifeIsSweet—the itis is when after u eat a good meal, u get madd sleepy.
[5] By: BarbieGurrl
Lol James sounds like a barrel of fun.
[6] By: pogoagogo
I should join a sports team….
[7] By: chocolateROCKS
Lol. I think Violet is your fave middle name Bloom!
[8] By: LongHairDontCare
pogoagogo—I think that was the only non-perverted thing u've ever said.
[9] By: InsertWittyScreenNameHere
Just how many exes do u have Bloom? ;-]
[10] By: BarbieGurrl
[last week he asked me to help him ask out a girl. That's how close we are. Yeah, that's right. Be jealous]
Oh, I'm jealous. Believe me lol.
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