(A/N): Hey guys! I'm back and guess what? It's summer time! SUMMER! Enjoy this new chapter and Review! I'll post my spy story prologue excerpt soon, so watch for that!
Review Replies
Josephine Dark: Lol Blossom is a major worrywart! I'll try to update quicker!
A Flower Still in Bloom: Aww, thank you so much! Lol yeah, Buttercup doesn't seem like the romance-y type. Lol you should! You never know, it could be extremely awesome!
KeroNya: Thank you XD! Lol I love that word, Prettiful. Lol that was veeeery ironic. Maybe you have psychic powers!
person: Holy crap a bomb! What if something happened to me! Lol I kid. 'Ello my dear reviewer. I am sorry to hear about your awful weather conditions, but I cannot relate. Where I am, it's niiiiiiiice. Oh, that's a fine excuse. I've been lazy myself X3! Thank you! Yes, my dear. With SPIES! I'll post it up on the next installment! Lol you're not stupid. I would do the same thing. No Robin is a real character in the show. She moved into the subarb and was friends with the PPG but then Princess tried to steal her. Didn't work though. Hahaha, Parties are awesome, period. Lol Thank you so much! God, it was awful trying to search up living and dining room areas I liked and tweaking them a bit for the post! That's why I didn't describe their rooms. I just said, "Oh hell no. I am not goin' through this again." Lol. Lazy huh? OMG, I'm so happy I made you squesp! That's 10 points for me! POKESHIPPING FTW! Hmm…I think it would be grass. Makes sense. Lol Yeah, she worries too much. Lol don't worry, it made sense. Later!
Who wants a bowl full of YUKI: Then I shall whisper my reply. Lol seems your laptop has it out for me. Oh gosh, believe me I know how that's like. I just change the subject quick when my friends get too into it. OMG that's a good idea! I kinda wanna try that out! –High fives- Lmaooo wooow Yuki-san. Boondocks FTW! Lol.
DestinyTaylorDaughterofTime: Thank you so much! Of course you can use the blog thing. I can't stop your creative juices and not share! Just credit me at least once, and the blog idea is all yours! Thanks!
Thank you to those who reviewed! And thanks to fearlessgurl101 and DestinyTaylorDaughterofTime for adding MBFB to their faves! And thanks again to DestinyTaylorDaughterofTime for adding me to their alerts!
(C) Bloom, Aimee, Chrissy, Nikki and Vikki as well as the screen names belong to moi!
Disclaimer: The Powerpuff Girls and any and other franchises used in this story belong to their respective owners, not I.
Note: Please forgive the First Next Prev. Last in the other chapters. It's supposed to be First Prev. Next Last. I'll correct it when the whole story is finished.
My Boy Fast Blog
Resistance Isn't Futile
October 20th, 2010: Wednesday
Hello, hello, hello!
HELLO!
I don't know why I shouted. I'm sorry.
Welcome everyone, to Installment No. 11 ofLife According to Bloom: The Boy Fast Blog of Epic Proportions [I will never get tired of that].
-sigh-
I am just so….happy. Content. Excited.
Do ya wanna know why? Well, do ya? Do ya? Do ya? Do ya?
I don't care if you do because I'm gonna tell you anyway [YOU HAVE NO POWER!].
I flew by this week left with a high from the too-awesome-for-words GNI on Saturday. It was an I-don't-care-about-you-boys-cuz-I-am-so-awesome high.
This is a good high. A very good high [stay above the influence kiddies].
But before I get into the post for today, it's time for updates!
My little Chucky-Ducky seems to have gotten himself a girlfriend [poor girl]! It's Julie Smith, the blonde daughter of that crazy Smith family [they're our neighbors]. You guys might know them, or at least know how we stopped them from trying to kill The Professor [crazies].
So, a crazy girl, a crazy ex. I think they're perfect for each other.
Update Numero Dos!
I still don't have a phone [-sob-].
OK, POST TIME MOTHERFUCKERS!
I don't know why I said that. I'm sorry.
So yesterday was the second best day in the world [the first being Saturday] because I, Bloom [insert middle name] Utonium, just pwned boys yesterday [making the score Boy Fast: 1, Boys: 4,190]! They thought they could get me to blush [no sir!] or stutter [no sir, no sir!]! I just have two words to say to that [I'm gonna say the words now]!
You. Wish.
I am just so proud of myself that I think I'm gonna use quotation maaaaaarks!
-Whimsical Flashback Music-
[Fast forward to my sisters and I making it to school. I'm lazy =3]
"Thanks Professor!" my sisters and I called as we exited the car and made our way down to the doors of Townsville High. The sky was a perfect, cloudless blue, the air was fresh and clean and the sun provided a warm, bearable heat. It was one of those days where you felt confident [and boy was I ever!]. Today was going to be a good day, I could tell.
"Hey girlies?" I said, facing my sisters. We were in the hallway of the school, ready to go our separate ways before first period. They stopped and looked at me, quizzical [love that word] expressions on their faces.
"What's up?" Buttercup asked, bending to tie the shoelaces on her green and black converses.
"I just wanna thank you again for Saturday. I had a great time," I smiled.
"No problem. It was fun—especially the pokécream battle," Bubbles giggled, nudging Blossom.
"Oh hush up," Blossom smiled. "Bubbles is right, it was fun. Oh and by the way, I don't talk in my sleep."
"Yes you do," Bubbles, Buttercup and I said in unison. She rolled her eyed and readjusted her [already perfect] bang.
"No matter," Blossom said, closing the subject [party pooper]. "I have to go. We're developing a new chemical in the lab and I have to stabilize it. See you later."
"Bye!"
We parted and went our separate ways, relaxed and stress free. I had a little [more like a lot of] paranoia and constantly checked each corridor for red-faced, constipated tomatoes [oh Chucky-Ducky, how I love thee] but found none. It was smooth sailing to the dance studio [yay!].
When I got there, I took a deep breath, noting the smell of floor wax. I would have to dance in the air to avoid slipping and falling. I walked [no, I floated] to the locker room and dug in my duffle bag for my purple [the best color in the universe] halter [I love halter tops] leotard. I glanced at my ballet shoes and contemplated [big word XD] donning the footwear, but decided against it. I would be in the air anyway. After Putting my hair [note to self: get a haircut ASAP] up in a messy bun, I grabbed my iPod and iPod dock and floated back to the dance floor.
I set up the electronics and took another deep breath. I pushed play on a mixtape of different songs I created that represented my life and floated up to the air. Taking a final breath, I floated to the air and began to dance.
It began with classical music and I twirled, leaped and moved accordingly. My eyes were closed and I was lost in the beautiful orchestrations. It began with Rimsky-Korsakov's, Flight of the Bumblebee. This represented my "birth" and how excited and joyful I was to be living with the citizens of Townsville.
It transitioned to Beethoven's, Moonlight Sonata and I pirouetted in response. This piece represented how my sisters and I felt when the citizens spouted their hate towards us for unintentionally helping Mojo Jojo set up his monkey army. It represented how broken hearted we were when Professor said those [damn] words, "I don't know who to believe."
The song changed to Holt's, Planets: Mars, The Bringer of War. This is a personal favorite of mine. It stands for how powerful I felt kicking Mojo and his army's asses and continues to stand for the rest of my life after that day: free, fun and powerful.
And now came the teen years with David Archuleta's, Crush [I think he should've won, not Cook]. I'm sad to say it, but this song represented the crush I had on Chuck [bleh XP]. With the new genre of song, came a new form of dance. I slid from ballet to modern dance, glad to be rid of the strict rules ballet has [I'm a rule breaker at heart].
The song transitioned back into classical with Rachmaninoff's, [AKA Rachmaninov in English. God, I love that name] Rhapsody on a Theme of Paganini, 18th variation. I stayed with my modern form of dance as I listened to the music that symbolized the romance between me and my Chucky-Ducky. My heart hardened a bit as I leaped into the next song.
Ever I Saw Your Face by Roberta Flack blared from the speakers and Flack's sweet voice started to describe the love I thought was between Chuck and I.
Quickly [psh, not quickly enough], the song turned into Mariah Carey's, Shake It Off. This was my favorite part of the choreography. I moved a bit from modern dance into some hip-hop, adding a little popping, locking and shoulder shakes [HARLEM SHAKE! I don't know why I shouted that. I'm sorry]. This represented how I felt after finding out about Chucky's cheating ass. Then I slipped back into modern with Katherine McPhee's, Over It. This represented the boy fast and how I'm slowly getting over it.
I swallowed a growing lump in my throat [I'm too emotional] while I made a final spin as the song faded and the mixtape ended. I slowly descended back to the ground [25 Bloom Points to whoever forgot I was in the air] and jumped in surprise as someone began clapping. I looked around and found one of my friends, [don't worry guys, he's not an ex] Cody at the door of the studio.
"That was beautiful Bloom," he smiled, showing off two dimples [I'm a sucker for dimples].
"You think so?" I asked, fixing my bun.
"Of course. That was for the dance auditions?"
"Yeah, I plan on trying out."
"I never knew you could dance like that."
"There's a lot you don't know about me."
"Then I guess there's a lot I need to find out," he smirked. I returned the gesture as he stepped forward into the studio. My eyes widened a bit as I remembered the floor was freshly waxed.
"Cody wait!" I cried as the brunette stepped forward and immediately slipped. I flew to his side to catch him, wrapping my arms around his torso.
"Oh, the floor was waxed," I said, smiling at Cody's exasperated expression.
"Oh, really? I didn't know that," he said, sarcasm dripping from his voice. He wrapped his arm around my waist and clutched it as he tried to find his balance.
"Of course you didn't," I said, cheeky, "Or else you wouldn't have slipped. Why else would I dance in the air?"
"I don't know, to be cute?" he shrugged.
"Aww, you think I'm cute! Thanks so much Cody!" I laughed. He playfully rolled his eyes and set his feet firmly on the floor. When I felt him settle, I released my hold around his torso. Cody decided to keep his arm around me [ooh lala!] and I cocked a brow at the body part.
"You do know you can remove your arm, right?" I asked, looking into Cody's blue-gray eyes.
"You do know that I don't want to, right?" he smirked [he's such a smart ass].
"Cute," I said, grabbing his hand. He took this chance to spin me around and bring me close, into proper the position to begin a waltz. Cody brought his face close to mine and smiled.
"Dance with me," he whispered. I smiled and gently removed myself from his grasp.
"Maybe some other time," I smiled.
"I'm holding you to that," he said. I packed up my electronics and grabbed my duffle bag. I looked back at the boy who was looking at me expectantly and smirked.
"We'll see."
-Fin-
I AM WOMAN! HEAR ME ROAR! XD!
[120 comments]
[1] By: NoNoNo
ROAR!
[2] By: ItsTeaTime
That. Was. So. Awesome.
[3] By: MusicIsMyLife
"Dance with me," he whispered. I smiled and gently removed myself from his grasp.
"Maybe some other time," I smiled.
"I'm holding you to that," he said. I packed up my electronics and grabbed my duffle bag. I looked back at the boy who was looking at me expectantly and smirked.
"We'll see."
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG -faints from the flirtyness-
[4] By: LifeIsSweet
AWW!
[5] By: BarbieGurrl
Nice songs for your audition, Bloom.
As for Cody… dayum!
[6] By: LongHairDontCare
I think I'm in love with Cody, Lol.
[7] By: SoWhatIRock
New reader!
And OMG Bloom, that was incredible!
[8] By: LaLaLandQueen
After what happened, you sure you still want to do this ridiculous fast?
[9] By: ProcrastinatorAtBest
Ah-Maze-Ing!
[10] By: chocolateROCKS
I feel sorry for Julie.
And Cody sounds so dreamy!
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