Disclaimer: I don't own dragon ball, or super smash bros. boo-hoo, now let's continue.

We were in the portal, now was as instantaneous as you may think but no, it was being in a rainbow version of purgatory. In other words it was going to take a while, we were traveling at light years in speed if recorded on a regular speedometer, and it was like floating and I couldn't move, there were like layers of gravity keeping us in place, and from past experiences it would probably take a few minutes to reach our destination, but to the others it would take forever.

"Are we there yet" Seventeen asked obviously losing his patience.

"It could take a while" I answered, Piccolo was behind us in his meditative state, thinking that he might as well do something instead of waiting. We kept floating, we came across two chibis floating around in the portal, and two moms trying to retrieve them instead of going forward.

"Surprise, Surprise" I said. "Keep going forward mom I got them" I reached to grabbed one chibi who just happen to be Goten. "Hey, portal fun" he said.

"Yeah, let us float" said the second chibi, Trunks, he was was having fun with Goten swimming in the rainbow swirls. Bulma reached out and grabbed a lock of his hair and scooped him into her arms, I handed off Goten to my mom and the five of us kept going forward, Seventeen and Piccolo close behind. I turned to my mom as we flew.

"Mom, when did dad say he was coming, he didn't explain to us when he was" I asked, she turned to me. "He said something about coming tomorrow before the tournament starts" then she narrowed he eyes to me. "So who is this friend you speak of, is it a girl I should know" I blushed. "No mam, in fact he's right behind us, with Piccolo" she turned at my friend, she saw Seventeen and Piccolo looking there separate ways, she turned back to me and sighed. "Why bring him" I was expecting her to be in a bad mood and rubbed the back of my head.

"Well, I thought it would be nice for him to come, he's not evil anymore, and I thought Eighteen would like it" I said. Bulma turned to me shaking, struggling to keep Trunks in her arms. "Just keep him away from Mirai, he's already upset Eighteen has to come"

"Just don't let him become a bad influence on you, it's bad enough Gohan's around Piccolo so much" my mom said, I heard a growling behind me, guessing the two behind me heard it. Oh well, my mom never changed. In any case the tunnel of lights we were in expanded until we crossed into a hole of shining light. "SHIELD YOUR EYES" I said. It felt like the temperature rose greatly and then suddenly cooled. It was dark, then I realized my eyes were closed, I opened them only to find I was laying a field of open grass. I was laying right next to the same stump, I was spanked by. I rose up and backed into something green, I felt back there and it was soft and pudgy. I turned around and smirked when I saw who it was, he wasn't so cheery.

"KIRBY, how you doing" he just scoffed. "Yoshi told me to wait for you guys to come, and it took forever" then he looked around at all of the people I brought with me. "Looks like they haven't recovered from the shock." he laughed, I laughed and our laughing stirred one person awake, Vegeta. He turned to see me talking to a fat blob, he was surprised to see his power level was higher than mine but as a super saiyan we would be exact equals. But instead of saying that he said.

"Who's this blob" he then smirked "humph, he doesn't look so tough" Kirby was offended and took one step closer to Vegeta. "Hang on guys, don't get so feisty." Kirby looked at me and then back at Vegeta. "You shouldn't be talking, I mean you look like a ballerina, you faggot, spandex really" the others who completely recovered gasped, and I bent down Kirby's level. "Uh, Kirby"

"Yeah."

"Are you tired of living."

"No, why"

"Look" and he turned around to see Vegeta holding a ki blast to his face, Kirby gulped. "Uh okay, sorry about that man" and then he whispered to my ear "Guess I shouldn't mess with him huh" I nodded. Then he turned to Gohan and frowned, "Hey, you're the one who destroyed my camera." then he stepped forward and raised a fist. "That thing cost me 500 bucks" Gohan just rubbed the back of his head and Son laughed. "Yeah sorry about that"

"Yeah but Kirby you can't be all about gossip" I said. "Anyway everyone this Kirby, let's just say he fights and eats like a saiyan, maybe even more, he sucks everything up like a vaccum."

"Is that a fat joke" Kirby snarled. "In any case Yoshi is waiting for you outside the manor"

"Who's Yoshi" my mom asked. "I hope he's nicer than him" she pointed at Kirby and Kirby was about to tackle my mom only to be hit with a frying pan of doom and sent into the tree. He was squirming in the tree. "Help get me outta here" he pleaded. I pulled him out of the hole, he was now rubbing the new enlarged bump on his head, I stared at the hole in shock and then back at my mom. 'Where in hell does she get these things' I thought. Kirby looked at me in fear. "Yeesh, Troten I know you told me your mom's a freak but to carry around a frying pan just spells out odd" he turned back my mom who was now smoldering in anger. Gohan had to use every ounce will power to keep our mother calm.

I sneered. "You wanna go back in the hole, then shut up" Kirby growled at me through his stomach and started walking away and motioned us to follow, my mom was still having a hard time dealing with Kirby's arrogance and followed Gohan behind her myself in front, everyone else seemed to follow suit except for Seventeen. Kirby turned his head in annoyance and turned to me "Looks like your friend isn't so good at listening." then I looked back and saw a shadow behind a tree, I let him be "He'll come along eventually." he can't stand there forever. Kirby shrugged and kept walking. Everyone else ignored the figure except Eighteen and stood still while everyone else left, I stayed in confusion. "What's wrong" I asked.

"Something's wrong, I can't sense your friend over there, all people have ki no matter how weak they are, but he doesn't have any is he human." she asked still staring at the tree. I rubbed the back of my head in suspense. 'Not now' I thought 'I wanted to wait until the tournament to expose him.'

"Why don't we go, I'm sure everyone is waiting" I said. She glared back at me, and then the tree.

"Let them wait, what I want to know is who is that" she demanded, "If you won't tell me, then I'll found out for myself." and she kept walking toward the tree, I tried running in front of her but she pushed me down, and I fell on the ground. She walked behind the tree and her eyes bulged and then back at me. But the question she asked was not what I was expecting.

"Where'd they go" I popped an eyebrow and ran behind the tree with her, he was gone. I looked back at her, by the look on her face, the amount of question she had was uncountable to say the least. I smirked. "Hey probably flew off somewhere because he was bored."

"Flew, no person on earth has the capability of interstellar flight, even if you probably taught them they shouldn't be able to move that fast, who exactly did you bring." she asked now intrigued, I was being pounded with questions. But then Kirby came back. "Hey are you two stupid let's go, and uh where's your friend."

"That's what I'm trying to find out" Eighteen added. Kirby just sighed. "Look your friends wanted to wait for you guys, that short guy with the spandex keeps saying no one keeps the Prince of all Saiyans waiting, and then that blue haired woman attacked him with another one of those pans you mom has, it's hilarious." We all chuckled and kept walking, then Eighteen glared at me.

"Don't think I haven't forgotten, I will find out who they are" she said and smirked and continued on ahead, I looked nervous things were not going as planned. Kirby looked at me confused.

"What the hell was that about" he asked.

"I really don't wanna talk about it, man" I responded back, he shrugged then kept mumbling about crazy bitches with frying pans, it seemed. We arrived in a closer field with everyone waiting impatiently with Hercule getting kicked repeatedly by Gohan and Videl, blood already spattered on there shoes, and Vegeta seemingly unconscious on the floor. Kirby smiled at the kicking scene and walked closer to the devious teens and man with the fro.

"Nice kicking, nail him hard, I would be able to enjoy this if I had my f**king CAMERA." he yelled straight at Gohan, who stopped kicking but Videl still was. "I said I was sorry about that, okay let it go" next thing you know, a green dinosaur with a red shell like saddle came out side and walked straight to the crowd of Z fighters who was watching Gohan and Kirby struggle.

"KIRBY, STOP HARASSING OUR GUESTS" the green dinosaur yelled, we all turned at the dino. Kirby scowled and moved away from Gohan and at the dinosaur. "It's about time Yoshi, I sick of babysitting these guys."

"Shut it" Kirby grumbled, and the Yoshi turned to Gohan. "Sorry about that, my friend over here has no manners sometimes."

"Apparently" my mom added, Kirby shuddered at my mom 'accursed kitchen utensil' he thought. Then my mother looked at me. "So are you going to introduce us young man." I blushed a little.

"Oh right sorry" then I walked over to Yoshi and Kirby. "Everyone, you've have already met Kirby" the pink blob growled. "the green dinosaur next to me is Yoshi, the person I told you about" Yoshi waved to everyone and smiled, then I turned to Yoshi.

"Yoshi, Kirby, you've already met my brother Gohan, the woman with black hair, is my mother Chi-Chi, and the baby she's holding is my younger brother Goten" I stopped for a moment they all took time to get acquainted.

"So you seem very polite" my mother told the dinosaur, Yoshi smiled back. "Yes madam, my mother always prided ourselves on respect, and I was also in the books when I was younger, I was sent off to most private schools on my island, but I never lost time to train, I'm very well balanced." he answered. She looked very happy. The dinosaur continued. "Kirby was very polite when he first came here, he was very well mannered, but that was because he had a guardian named Tiff, who would teach him right from wrong, but now that she's gone he's gotten rebellious." Kirby just sat on the ground and scoffed.

"I see," my mother answered. "I have to keep everything sane in our household, your pretty much like Gohan, I don't know where my kids would get to in life without my guidance."

"I understand what you mean" Yoshi responded back. Gohan and myself sighed in embarassment. Kirby smirked. "Oh that's wonderful, someone get the soccer mom of the year award" everyone else chuckled. then my mom mentioned.

"I also have something else to keep my kids and husband in line once in a while." my mom snickered. Gohan and I gulped.

"Really may I try" Yoshi asked.

"Certainly" my mother answered, and she handed Yoshi her special tool. Yoshi shuddered a bit. "Isn't this item a little blunt, usually when I do something, I get spanked, yet, if your kids can take it Kirby can as well." Kirby looked back when his name was mentioned. "What are you two blabbering about n-n-no-w, NO NOT THING AGAIN!" he shuddered.

"Can I keep this for use." Yoshi asked. "Kirby is outta control sometimes but Troten usually joins him, and I don't wanna punish him because it's not in my jurisdiction." my mother smiled.

"Is that true, young man" she scolded looking at me. "Well it is now, enjoy that pan, I have plenty others." Gohan, Kirby and I gulped at this. "Anyway, lets get back introducing everyone else." I said. Yoshi paid close attention and saw me sweatdropping.

"Are you okay" he asked me. "Yeah, but that 'thing' (emphasis on thing)" I pointed to Yoshi's new frying pan. "it just gives me the creeps, anyway, Yoshi, Kirby this is, Kirby are you even paying attention."

CLANG. Kirby felt a throbbing pain in his soft skull. "OW, what the h.." he covered his mouth when he saw that frying pan Yoshi swung at him. "Pay attention."

"Yes sir" Kirby said reluctantly.

"Good" I said, "Now for everyone else, guys, the blue haired woman, is a friend of ours, she is Bulma Briefs, a famous scientist from one of our world's prime businesses, Capsule Corp, her husband is lying unconscious on the floor from to many hits on the noggin, his name is Vegeta, otherwise known as the Prince of all Saiyans, her sons the ones with purple hair, are both named Trunks, the older Trunks comes from the future, so we call him Mirai." when I finished. Yoshi stood with a smile of greeting. Kirby struggled to not laugh and bursted out laughing.

"HAHAHAHAAHAHA, there name are UNDERWEAR" he laughed out loud, until Yoshi brought the frying pan up in the air again, Kirby stopped and ran behind me in fear. "You may continue, Troten."

"Thank you, anyway, the short man with black hair is Krillin, and the blond woman is named Eighteen, his wife."

"18 is your name" Yoshi asked.

"Yes, you have a problem" she asked. Kirby wanted to answer but would only get him hit again, instead he said. "No mam, please Troten continue." I was shocked to say the least, who knew a frying pan would change him so much, especially in less than 5 minutes.

"Anyway, yes, the man with short black hair is Yamcha, the bald man with three eyes is Tien and the person he is carrying his friend Chiaoutzu cause he's sleeping and this is Videl Satan, and last and least we have her father who is being kicked to death, as we speak." we all look to see that Videl is still kicking Hercule, no matter how much he pleads for mercy. Videl looked up to see we were all staring at her. "Um, hi" she says and smiles, blushes and waves. Yoshi waves back out of generosity, Kirby waves back because of fear if he doesn't he'll get hit again.

"Please help me" Hercule whined bloody as hell, I snickered. Yoshi and Kirby looked at him deviously. "Is this the guy who took Gohan's credit, Troten." I nodded.

"That's right so can I continue" Videl asked and then started kicking him full force in the groin. Hercule started spazzing out, and started screaming bloody murder in agony, droiling blood and spit. Yoshi got in between them. "Calm down Miss Satan"

"B-but" Videl stuttered. Yoshi shushed her. "Look I know you're upset, your father is a lying, cheating ungrateful bastard that can't do anything but lie, but you can't go torturing him"

"Oh thank god" Hercule said.

"Out here" he finished.

"WHAT" Hercule yelled again.

"Yeah, why not" Videl asked the dinosaur. "There are kids in the manor as well, and it's not right for them to exposed to this bloody mass of this lying puke and vomit sh*t, so instead of beating him now we'll have a Hercule torture hour every hour of every day of the tournament, is that good" we all smirked at the unfortunate man.

"But until then we need to keep him locked up so he won't escape." Yoshi suggested. "So please stand aside" he said. Yoshi then stuck out his tongue, his incredibly long tongue and wrapped his tongue around Hercule's semi conscious corpse and slowly sucked him up into his mouth. Everyone but myself and Kirby almost vomitted, when he swallowed Hercule. Yoshi then started pushing and sweating.

"A-ALM-MOST-T, T-THERE-E, OW-WOW-OW" Yoshi yelped. 'What was I thinking, I've never anything this big and fat before, plus this tastes disgusting' Kirby started biting his thumbs, and I started praying that Yoshi would be okay, everyone was confused.

"What is he doing" Gohan asked.

"Is he going to be alright" Mirai added.

"I don't know, he's never had anything this big before" Kirby mentioned, actually scared for his friend.

"Come on Yoshi you can do it" I begged. "You can do it"

"I-I'm t-ry-ying-g" he forced out now sobbing in agony and after minutes of struggling the bulge in his belly started passing through and closer to his behind. It didn't help that Hercule was swallowed whole and he was pounding Yoshi's stomach to get out. But it paid off, soon enough an egg started to erupt from Yoshi's butt. A very large white egg that was covered in green spots and blood, and it finally came out. Yoshi collapsed out of pain and agony. Gohan and Kirby went to recover him.

"Are you okay Yoshi" I asked. Yoshi looked at me and gave a thumbs up and I smiled. "Yeah I'm fine, curse him, why'd he have to be so fat" Yoshi said. Originally Videl would be insulted but instead she laughed. Everyone laughed, the egg was shaking and it mumbled something about you can't treat the champ like this. Yoshi recovered. "Any case, now that that monstrosity is trapped inside that egg, why don't I give you the grand tour of the manor, come along everyone" Yoshi said and he started walking toward the manor. Everyone followed, Videl carried her now isolated father and started shaking the egg for fun.

"Get ready dad" she warned.