Disclaimer: I don't own dragon ball or super smash bros, boo-hoo, now let's continue.
Every time I walk down this hallway, it takes forever in my thoughts. "Hey how long were we walking for" I asked.
"Five minutes, stop being weak and keep walking" Kirby said, slight hesitance in his voice. I snarled back at him.
"Says the guy sprawled across the floor half conscious" I said back, he growled at me but it was true, he was laid back on the floor sweating. Vegeta laughed.
"Someone needs to lay off those twinkies" he scoffed. Kirby growled again. "Hey you can't talk to me like that you piece of shit" then he got up and turned away from the saiyan prince. "Stupid ape" he mumbled, but saiyan hearing is very well kicked in.
"Looks like someone fits the Frieza role perfectly" Piccolo said as he walked ahead of the two arguing warriors. "Yeah, scrawny, weak, underestimates their opponents." Vegeta added chuckling
"And wiped out a world filled with filthy monkeys, but I guess he spared you cause he doesn't want to deal with the stupidity." Kirby said laughing. "Oh wait he did kill you, so I guess he would be considered a saint." he added laughing harder. Vegeta popped a vain in his forehead. "You have a death warrant"
"Oh what are you gonna do, throw a banana at me" the puffball was now laughing, tears streaming. And everyone including myself was laughing at the prince who was having his ass handed to him on a silver platter, all except Yoshi who was in fact steaming in anger. "OH WILL YOU TWO SHUT THE FUCK UP, god do you always act like this" he said smoldering, in fact his entire body color went from green to red and flames in his eyes. Then they all kept walking again.
"The ape started it" Kirby said as innocent as he could get. Vegeta glared at him again and gritted his teeth. Yoshi started clenching his fist again and gritted his own teeth. "God dammit" then when things seemed at its worst, he and the others approached another door as large as the last dorm. "And speaking of giant apes, we're here" he added making everyone stare at him. They looked up at the next door which had a DK symbol which confused people.
"This dorm is home to two challengers, Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong being their names, as explained by the DK symbol" Yoshi pointed out, each of us understanding. Instead of knocking like the first time, Yoshi pushed the door open, he reached the end of his patience long ago. The room inside was more like a jungle setting and it was more humid in temperature, there were tropical tree all over the place with vines and tropical plants flourished around the area. At the end of the room, there were two doors one big as the doors that belonged to Mario Bros. and smaller room right next to it. They were both wooden and had a DK symbol on both doors.
"This room is as big as Mario's" Tien said noticing the size of the door. "Is one of the apes another council member." he added. Yoshi nodded. There was banging coming from each of the rooms. Kirby had an idea for an insult for Vegeta, but Yoshi was so pissed that if one more thing bad was said, it would set him off and he would take out that dreaded frying pan again.
'Must...insult...apes' Kirby thought sweat dropping, meanwhile Vegeta was doing the same thing, 'Must...destroy...puffball.'
"Lets move on shall we" Yoshi said. Everyone stared at him bewildered. Bulma walked up to the dino with confusion. "Why aren't we going to meet them." she asked. Kirby was flooding with insults to tell Vegeta, Vegeta was hesitating to kill Kirby.
"We'll try again later, right now it looks like Kirby and your husband are about to explode." Yoshi responded pointing at the two warriors. They both clenched there fists together and sweat dropping. "Moving on" Yoshi said going out of the room. Everyone else followed, except for Vegeta and Kirby. Vegeta slipped on a banana peel that was lying on the ground.
"Aw, what the fuck" he yelled, Kirby laughed at him. One of the doors opened and it turned out it was the smaller door. Out of the door came a coconut at high speed, flames around the back of the fruit, it flew and smacked Vegeta in the forehead. The force was strong enough to knock him unconscious. It just caused Kirby to laugh even more. Suddenly the figure revealed itself to be none other than Diddy Kong, he fired the coconut from his gun. He came up to the laughing puffball and unconscious prince. He looked at Vegeta and then at Kirby who was still laughing himself silly. "Who the fuck is this guy" he asked. Kirby stopped laughing and looked at the chimp.
"HAHA-HA huh, huh oh him, that's one of Troten's friends, I think his name's Veggie or something." the blob answered. "He's a 'prince' of the saiyans, a warrior race of apes that was wiped out a long time ago." Now Diddy was intrigued.
"Prince of the apes, huh" Diddy said rubbing his chin. "He looks too human and scrawny to be an ape, besides the tail." Kirby nodded in agreement. "Anyway, I'll see if he's a prince or not." Diddy then grabbed Vegeta by the lock of his hair and took him toward the big door. Kirby waved goodbye and walked out the door like nothing happened. When he caught up to everyone everyone stared at Kirby and raised an eyebrow.
"Hey uh where's Vegeta" Bulma asked. "Yeah where's my daddy" little Trunks added. Kirby walked away sweat dropping. "Who's Vegeta" he said.
"The guy you were fighting with" Gohan said. Kirby tried to play dumb. "What guy, I've never known of that guy before in more life."
CLANG
"Ah, what the hell, I mean he's being evaluated as an ape by the kongs" Kirby spat out covering his head.
"Wait what" Videl said stopping in place.
"He'll be back let's not talk about..." I answered. Yoshi was getting annoyed with delay. "Moving on"
And we all kept walking up the hallway.
Pretty short chapter, please review.