Lie To Me: A Mortal Instrument Fanfiction

by Kristin Michelle A

Post COG four months. Clary believes Jace is hiding a secret. Is she wrong? And what will happen when she's chosen and sought after by The Demon of Wrath and Anger? I'll warn you. J/C. Usual pairings. Rated M for possible lemons and swears.

10. Author's Note

Me/Alice: Ready, Nudge?

Nudge: I got my clipboard ready.

Me: Ok then… Attention people! I'm AliceCloneoftheworld and I gots a message from Kristin.

Nudge: --mutters-- Names bold….

Me: --rolls eyes-- She hasn't been able to update because her computer crashed some 2 weeks ago and she hasn't been able to repair it, yet.

Nudge: --mutters-- Message…

Me: --glares—So, yeah. No updates till her computer un-crashes.

Nudge: Check. Check. What's this last one?

Me: What? --reads-- Oh… --grins mischievously—And now for the entertainment. Kristin is blonde. End of entertainment.

Nudge: Check.

Me: Next is… Ads! Type in my name in the search box and ta da! Instant stories!

Nudge: Check!

Me: Give me the clipboard, Nudge.

Nudge: Why? I'm—

Me: Give. Me. The. Clipboard.

Nudge: Fine. --gives clipboard--

Me: Thank you. --throws clipboard out window-- Done.

Nudge: Why?

Me: Purple!

Nudge: Cheese!

Me: Pickles

Nudge: Later!

Me: Peace out!

-Alice & Nudge (or Nudge & Alice…)