Disclaimer: I don't own dragon ball, boo-hoo, now let's continue.
Eager for a good fight, Kirby, Ness, Mario and myself gathered at the temple for 2 on 2 fight. It was a clearly timed fight, infinite time limit, and me and Ness were placed on the blue team, while Mario and Kirby were placed on the red team. Mario wore his regular blue jean overalls with his red shirt and hat. Kirby's hue of color changed entirely from pink to red. Ness' shirt was changed from red and white, to blue and purple, his hat being the same color, and he shorts purple. And my hoodie sweater was changed from gray to blue, and my jeans turned from blue to black. The time limit was infinite so we could have a nice spar. It wasn't really much a spar though.
"Take this" Ness shouted. "PK Fire" as he casted his attack on Kirby. I began a miniature ki ball onslaught on the puffball. Kirby hopped out of the way of each attack and took his blade out at the last second and swipe away Ness' attack. Ness went in for another assault. "PK Thunder" he yelled, as his body began to lighten in purple electric aura, and the lightning shot up from him up into the air. Kirby thought it would come toward him so he jumped up and floated, but Ness' attack was led behind him and it hit him in the backside paralleling him upward toward Kirby. A direct headbutt in what seemed to be Kirby's chest, flung him out toward the edge, while I flew up to where Kirby was flying to and raised my foot in the foot and brought down on his head, he crashed down into the ground, He crawled of the crater and stumbled to the end of the stage to his partner, who was casually sitting there. Kirby coughed up his blood and yelled at the plumber.
"M-mario, I-I'm getting k-killed over here h-help" he pleaded, he didn't look to well, he was battered and bruised to the point where it would please Vegeta to see him that way, it probably would. Mario just shrugged and continued to sit. "I just don't see the point" Kirby was starting to get aggravated with his teammate's behavior before registering what he just said. My saiyan hearing picked up there conversation. 'Maybe there coming up with a new battle strategy' I thought. Ness was able to communicate with anyone mentally. 'Maybe you should go check it out' he mentally responded back. I nodded and headed for our enemy's location.
"Wait what do you mean" Kirby asked, Mario was about to respond when I showed up, Ness behind me. "Hey, what's going on why aren't you guys fighting" I asked. Kirby looked at me in confusion, then back to his partner, "Mario says he doesn't wanna fight anymore" he said. Ness and I both shared a look of confusion, it wasn't like Mario or any smasher to not want to fight. "So are you guys giving up?" I asked with a dissapointed look. Ness smiled.
"Well we are winning." Kirby shot back at Ness. "NO YOUR NOT" he yelled. I laughed and turned super saiyan and head butted Kirby offstage and he self destructed, he appeared above us on the higher platform. I dropped supe rsaiyan and smiled at him showing all of my teeth. The look on his face showed he wanted to knock all of those teeth out.
"Don't ever do that again" he warned in a cold voice, that made my spine shiver, but I still smirked. "Or what, you'll eat me" I asked. Kirby pondered for a moment. "Yeah" he answered. "Yeah I will" Ness laughed, "Ha, you said you'd eat him"
"Shut up" I scoffed.
"Guys" said Mario. "Can we all just take a break for like two minutes, without fighting" he asked. I turned to him. "Why" I asked. Suddenly I felt a throbbing pain in my head, and I was propelled upwards and off stage, plummeting to the bottom of the temple. It was Kirby and his mallet. He smirked victoriously. "HA GOT YA BASTARD" he yelled. I flew back up to the top and rushed Kirby, we were about to collide when Mario got in between us.
"Seriously, TWO MINUTES" he yelled. Wielding a frying pan that came of nowhere, me and Kirby ran behind Ness in fear while we silently cursed my mother, Ness gulped. "What's that for" he asked.
Mario smirked, "Discipline" was all he said. We all took the time to listen to what Mario had to say.
*Time skip*
"So what your saying, is that we that we shouldn't fight" I concluded, slightly annoyed. Mario nodded.
"Basically, I mean think about it, we've been fighting for two and a half years now, and what have we accomplished." Mario questioned. "There's not really anything to do but fight on the same 21 stages."
"Actually there are 29 stages" Kirby said.
"Yeah but their are only 21 good ones" Mario spat. I nodded. "True that" Ness said. Mario continued.
"Do the math, with 26 playable characters, only 4 characters per match, and 29 stages to choose from, how many unique combinations, can we even have" Kirby and I looked puzzled.
"313,950" we all looked at Ness. "That was a rhetorical question" Mario said, then his eyes bulged out. "WAIT DID YOU JUST DO THAT IN YOUR HEAD" he asked. Kirby and I nodded.
"But how" he asked.
"I'm psychic" Ness responded. Mario stared at him for a moment before answering. "Oh good to know" then he continued. "Anyway at this point we've probably played through just about every single combination of fights there is to have, what more is there for us to do." he asked.
"Keep fighting" I suggested.
"Change maps" Kirby said.
(A/N: Upgrade to Smash Brothers Brawl.)
"Where are we gonna find a Wii" Kirby asked. Mario narrowed his eyes. "NO, look I don't know what else there is to do out there but I'm sick of just fighting each other for hours on end."
"But I have to fight, I'm a saiyan, it's in my blood besides, everyone would kill me if I brought them here for nothing, especially Vegeta, he hungers for battle." Mario sighed. "They can't waste there time fighting forever."
"You don't know them like I do Mario" I retorted. "Besides how are we suppose to see who's better at fighting."
"Well there are tiers" Mario suggested. I almost puked.
"Tiers are for queers man" Ness said disgusted.
"Yeah, I don't want the world to judge me by my move set, it's how I use it, I'll show the world what I'm made of." Kirby responded. Mario chuckled. We all looked at him.
"Well it doesn't matter, does it, because I'm head council, and in order to overthrow head council, all associate council members, will have to agree to the opposing cause. 3/13 are not enough." Mario said.
"We'll get supporters" I said. "Everyone loves to fight" Mario chuckled again. 'You do realize that until that happens my rule is put into order, I'll just have to share it with the rest of the smashers, see ya." As he said that he left the temple, thus ending the match. The three of us scoffed, and started coming up with a plan. Oh we'll show him.
End of Act 17. Speaking of 17 where is he, you'll find out soon.
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