Ok for those of you who do not like bashing know this… like I said this is a more comedic central story so I try to put in things that would be funny in the current situation, if it happens to end up bashing someone oh well tough, remember I am trying to be funny, sort of
Another thing, about the songs unless 15 people ask otherwise I will post any song I use in its original language, I tried to put it so that the English translations were right underneath their Japanese counter parts but it didn't work so yeah I just use the originals now
Ok Kazama Bios what they didn't say in the team meeting
Name: Kazama Kaoru
Age: 18
Height: 5 feet 6inches
Likes: Family, music, singing, good food, cooking and training
Dislikes: fangirls, arrogance, people who blame their misfortunes on others, rape (to an extreme), and greed
Fears: has a slight fear of handcuffs (reason will be revealed when Akane shows up)
Personality: easy going most of the time, likes to joke
Hobbies: cooking, reading, playing music, and singing
Dreams for future: have a family, and kill Orochimaru
Name: Kazama Naruto
Age: 12
Height: 5 feet 6inches
Likes: Hinata, Ino, Ramen, and training
Dislikes: fangirls, rape, and arrogance
Fears: being chained to a bed (will explain later)
Personality: same as Kaoru
Hobbies: music playing, singing, training
Dreams for the future: revive Kazama clan
Don't own Naruto don't sue me --
"Speech"
'Thought'
"Demon/summon/demon influenced speech"
'Demon/summon thought'
Jutsu
(A/N)
Nicknames
Last time
"Really? What a nice guy you gotta introduce me to him Kurenai-chan"
"Will do Anko-chan" Kurenai said as she jumped off towards her home to rest for the night.
--chapter 5 their day off--
As Kurenai was heading home she was thinking about what she should do the next day, the other senseis were going to be giving their tests so she gave her own team the day off
"Damn, forgot to think about that before I left Anko's place" she mumbled to herself
Thinking it over she turned around and headed back to Anko's to decide on what to do in her free time
When she landed in front of the door, again, she knocked….again. Hearing Anko walk up to the door Kurenai waited patiently for the door to open
"Kurenai?" Anko asked sleepily "What's up you just left"
Kurenai chuckled sheepishly "Well I kind of gave my team the day off tomorrow so and I don't know what I wan to do so I was wondering if you had any ideas" she said rubbing the back of her head
Anko thought for a moment "How… about… introducing me to the Kazama brothers?" Anko said after a moment's thought.
"Hmm well alright I don't think they'd mind us dropping by tomorrow" Kurenai said "well when do you want to head over Anko?"
Anko had a devious smirk on her face as she gave her answer "7 in the morning" she said as she started to giggle like mad
Kurenai had a sweat drop on her head as she looked at her friend "Anko what are you thinking about?"
"Nothing Nai-chan" Anko said innocently
Kurenai's eye began to twitch "You know I hate that name Anko"
"Eh heh heh heh sumimasen Kurenai-chan" Anko said backing up a little bit "Soooooo wanna stay the night?"
Kurenai looked at the sky noticing it was about 11 PM. She sighed "Sure thanks Anko-chan"
As Kurenai walked in Anko closed the door and headed off to bed
Kazama compound
Naruto was currently teasing his Aniki about Kurenai
"I couldn't believe your face when she walked up to you like she did!" Naruto said in between laughs
Kaoru whose eye was twitching just sat there wondering how he was going to get back at Naruto 'let's see something equally embarrassing hmmmm ah I know I could tie him up and toss him to all of his fangirls and then tell Ino he went there willingly' he thought snickering evilly
Naruto hearing him began to worry "A-Aniki w-w-what are y-you t-thinking a-about?"
Kaoru in his most innocent voice replied "Nothing you need to worry about…much"
Naruto gulped loudly "W-Well I'm g-going t-to b-bed n-now" he stammered as he walked off to his room
Kaoru smirked "Well then I better rest to, I think I'll make pancakes in the morning" (1) he said to himself as he walked to his room and went to bed
Next morning
Kaoru woke up at 6:30 in the morning and walked into the kitchen to begin cooking breakfast as he thought to himself
'Hmm I feel like something is going to happen today, but what?'
30 minutes later as he was cooking the third pancake he heard a knock at the door
"Who could that be?" Kaoru mumbled to himself as he seamlessly made a kage bunshin and had it open the door
The clone was a little surprised to see Kurenai, Hinata, and some women with a trench coat at the door and it didn't hesitate to make it known
"Kurenai-sensei Hinata-san what are you doing here, and who is this with you?"
Hinata decided to answer "Well Kaoru-nii-san I was walking down the street when…
Furasshubakku no jutsu
Hinata was walking down the street since her father had dismissed her already saying 'If you have the day off then, go out and train, do not bother me'
Hinata frowned a bit at that "Why does Tou-san still hate me?" She then noticed Kurenai jumping across the rooftops, curios she caught up to her
"Kurenai-sensei where are you going?" Hinata asked as she caught up to the jounin
Kurenai looking to her left for the voice and noticing Hinata spoke "Ah Hinata it's you, well I was heading to the Kazama's compound I wanted to introduce my friend Anko here to Kaoru-kun" she said pointing at Anko
"I see may I tag along?" Hinata said staying in step with Kurenai
"Sure thing! The more the merrier I say!" Anko shouted pumping her fists up causing certain assets to bounce a little
Hinata now noticing what Anko was wearing blushed heavily
"Oi Kurenai why is she blushing is she a lesbian?" She asked sincerely
"No Anko she's not, she is Kazama Naruto's girlfriend along with the Yamanaka girl. Her reason for blushing is probably because she isn't used to your choice of dress and she found it…provocative" Kurenai said sighing
"Oh… Is Naruto the younger one?" Anko asked with a thoughtful look on her face
Again Kurenai sighed "Yes Kaoru-kun is the older one" they continued to jump when Kurenai spotted the compound "Ah here it is" She said smiling as she rang the doorbell
Furasshubakku no jutsu KAI!
… and that's how we ended up here" Hinata finished
The clone just blinked "I see… well come on in I'm making breakfast right now and otouto is still asleep" as it finished the clone led them to the dining room which was next to the kitchen
"Eh? You don't want to even learn my name?" Anko asked surprised
"Anko, your name was mentioned when Hinata was telling me how you guys ended up here so I already know your name as you know mine" the clone said as it continued to walk
"Right silly me" Anko said rubbing her neck sheepishly
When they reached the table and sat down the clone dismissed itself
"Eh? Kage bunshin?" Anko asked surprised
Kurenai nodded once to confirm it "Yup that was definitely kage bunshin"
Just then they heard a voice from the kitchen "You ladies mind having pancakes?" they all turned to the kitchen to see Kaoru with his mask on cooking, they could see he was wearing a red muscle shirt but the couldn't see what he was wearing for pants
Kurenai finding her voice first answered "Not at all Kaoru-kun"
"Sure I'd love pancakes" Anko said with enthusiasm
"I would like some too Kaoru-nii-san" Hinata replied
"Ok it will be a little while I had only finished the third one when you came in, so I need to make some more" Kaoru said as he began to make the fourth pancake
"It's alight Kaoru-kun I'll wait" Anko purred into his ear
Blushing Kaoru began to work again "when did you move?"
"When you were distracted with your work" Anko purred again
"Anko! Sit down and let him work!" Kurenai fumed
"Kurenai, are you…jealous?" Anko asked blinking rapidly
Kurenai mumbled something and blushed earning a raised eyebrow from everyone else
Kaoru just shook his head "Anko-chan please sit down so I can finish breakfast ok?"
Anko pouted "Fine I'll wait…for now"
Kaoru laughed nervously an hour and ten minutes later Kaoru had finished making the last pancake "now to wake up my otouto"
Kaoru created a single clone and sent it to wake up his sleeping brother as he himself sat down next to Kurenai
"Oi you guys are going to love this" Kaoru said smirking
"Love what Kaoru-nii-san?" Hinata asked tilting her head to the side
"This…" As Kaoru said that a loud rumbling was heard the girls looked around for the noise when they noticed a dust cloud coming down the hall when it stopped they could see another masked blond looking around
"Where are the pancakes?" Naruto shouted/asked as he looked around he saw a plate full of pancakes and an open chair he literally pounced like a fox onto the seat and was about to dig in when
SMACK!
"Otouto! We have guests show some respect!" Kaoru roared
Naruto looked around confused then noticed the women
"Ummm hi?" He said laughing nervously
They couldn't hold it in all three women burst out laughing, they laughed so hard that they fell out of their chairs
"That was the funniest thing I have ever seen!" Anko said clutching her sides from laughing too hard
The other two didn't say anything but merely sat up and muttered a silent Itadakimasu (2)
As everyone finally managed to sit in their chairs the girls took the first bite of their pancakes, when they did they moaned… loudly. It sounded so dirty that Kaoru and Naruto both had huge blushes on their faces, while their pants became tighter
Naruto leaned over to whisper to Kaoru "Aniki what did you put into the pancakes?"
"I made them the same way I always make them" he whispered back
"Then why are they moaning like that!" Naruto hissed
"I don't know!" Kaoru hissed back then pulled his mask down so he could eat as the girls moaned with every bite
Once the girls had finished they noticed that Kaoru and Naruto were blushing like mad
"What's wrong with you two?" Anko asked then stared at Kaoru's revealed face
Kaoru finished what was left of his pancakes "Nothing now I think I'm going to relax in the Onsen out back" he said as he quickly walked into the back yard for a nice soak in the Onsen
"What's gotten into him?" Kurenai asked looking at Kaoru's empty chair
"You three were moaning very loudly while eating the pancakes" Naruto said trying to fight down his blush and failing. He then noticed Hinata staring at him with a blush
"Is there something on my face Hinata-chan?" he asked
Hinata still in a daze mumbled "never knew Naruto-kun's face was so handsome" while she continued to stare
Naruto groaned he had forgotten that his mask was down he then noticed that the older women were gone
"Hey Hinata-chan where is Anko-san and Kurenai-sensei?"
This seemed to snap her out of her trance "Huh what?" she asked as she looked around
Naruto stifled a giggle "Where is Anko-san and Kurenai-sensei?"
"Oh um I think they followed Kaoru-nii-san out to the Onsen" Hinata said shyly
Meanwhile as Naruto was talking with Hinata Kaoru had just gotten into the onsen and was currently relaxing
"This is nice" he said to himself
"Yes it is isn't it?" a voice said from inside the steam
"Yeah…. Wait… who's there?" Kaoru shouted
"Relax Kaoru-kun it's only us" another voice said as Kurenai and Anko both appeared naked in the water
"A-Anko-chan, K-Kurenai-sensei w-what a-are y-you d-doing?" Kaoru stuttered as he backed away from the advancing women
He eventually backed into a wall as Anko and Kurenai cornered him and began to rub against him
"Kaoru-kun we're simply showing yo our affection" Anko purred as she wrapped her arms around one of his
"Yes Kaoru-kun do you not like this?" Kurenai asked pouting as she grabbed onto his other arm
"It's not that I dislike it it's just that this is so sudden and I don't know you very well" Kaoru said hoping they wouldn't get too physical
"Well Kaoru-kun we can always 'get to know' each other right here, I promise it will be an experience like no other" Anko said huskily as she pulled hi arm between her breast
"Yes let's 'get to know' each other better Kaoru-kun" Kurenai said mimicking Anko's action
Kaoru was panicking at this point 'holy shit! They're just like Tsuki-chan and Akane-chan (3) gotta think fast ah I know!'
"Oh my god there is a pervert up there!" Kaoru shouted pointing into a tree
"WHERE!" both women shouted anger flashing in their eyes
"Hey I don't see anyone up there" Anko said as she turned back to where Kaoru was only to see he was gone
Her eye twitched "Damn he's fast" Kurenai who was also twitching just nodded her head in agreement
They huffed and got out as well. As they walked into the kitchen they see Kaoru sitting down head on his hands smirking.
"Oi Kaoru-kun what are you smirking at?" Anko asked
Kaoru gave her the signal to be quiet then pointed at Naruto and Hinata
When the two jounin looked they had to restrain themselves from shouting 'Kawaii!'
Hinata was sitting on Naruto's lap using his chest as a pillow, while Naruto had both arms wrapped around her protectively while his head was tilted to the side so that he was using her head as a pillow
Using hand signals Kaoru said "let them sleep. I think I'll take a nap as well"
Kurenai signaled back "May I…" she paused for a bit as a blush appeared on her face "…join you?"
Anko also signaling "Yeah me too!"
Kaoru sighed then signaled "As long as you don't do anything, come on"
Kaoru led them to the living room where he sat down on the very comfy looking couch and motioned for the ladies to join him
Kurenai sat on his right leg while Anko sat on his left, Kurenai then snuggled into his chest while Anko rested her head in the crook of his neck, then as the two were comfortable Kaoru wrapped his arms protectively around both of them as he rested his head on top of Anko's
Both groups slept peacefully for 3 hours
They were woken up by someone who was knocking on the door. The Jounins groaned as they got up while Kaoru went to the door Naruto and Hinata who were also woken up just blinked a few times as Hinata got off of her comfortable seat just in case it was her father.
As Kaoru opened the door he noticed it was a chuunin "What is it?"
The chuunin spoke "Kazama-sama have you seen your sensei Yuuhi Kurenai recently she is wanted for a jounin sensei meeting with Hokage-sama."
Kaoru nodded "Is that all?"
"No, Kazama-sama the Hokage wishes for you and your brother to attend the council meeting right after the meeting with the senseis. That is all Kazama-sama" The chuunin said
Kaoru nodded again "Ok I will tell Kurenai-sensei about her meeting then head to the council office myself with my otouto"
"Hai" and the chuunin was off
Kaoru closed the door and walked back in
"Kaoru-kun who was it?" Kurenai asked
"A messenger Kurenai-sensei the hokage wishes you to be there for the jounin sensei meeting" Kaoru stated as he sat down again
Kurenai cursed to herself "Well I better get going" she murmured
She then disappeared in a poof of smoke
"Well I guess I'm out of here as well see you later Kaoru-kun" Anko said as she too disappeared
"Otouto after the jounin sensei meeting you and I have to attend a council meeting with Hokage-sama"
Naruto groaned "Do we have to?"
"Yes now get ready, dress in your formal wear" Kaoru said with an annoyed look on his face
"Anou Kaoru-nii-san why does Hokage-sama want you to attend a council meeting?" Hinata asked
"It's about my family and stuff…sigh… they will probably demand that Otouto and I take on multiple wives to restore the clan, but that's not why I am upset, its just that, they have civilians on a shinobi council, they won't know how shinobi villages are run and most likely, only think about their personal gain."
Hinata looked at the ground thinking about her own family council always telling her that she was a failure.
"Well Hinata you should probably head on home or something I need to get ready as well" Kaoru said kindly
"Hai, I will see you later Kaoru-nii-san, tell Naruto-kun I said goodbye as well" Hinata said as she headed out the door
With a sigh Kaoru headed into his room to change
Hokage's office
When Kurenai arrived she noticed all of the other jounin including Gai were there already even Kakashi
"Am I that late?" she asked
Sarutobi chuckled "No you're right on time Kakashi was just a little early that's all"
Kurenai's jaw dropped "Kakashi was early?" she shouted
Kakashi grumbled "I'm not that bad" only to be met with a
"Yes you are!" by all of the others in the room except for Gai who shouted
"MY ETERNAL RIVAL KAKASHI YOU AND YOUR HIP ATTITUDE ARE ALWAS DAMPENING THE FLAMES OF YOUTH OF THOSE AROUND YOU AT ALL TIMES" he finished it off with a nice guy pose everyone in the room shuddered at the volume
"Hmm? You say something Gai?" Kakashi said after looking up from his orange book
"CURSE YOU KAKASHI AND YOUR HIP ATTITUDE" Gai said as tears streamed down his face
Sarutobi coughed loudly to get their attention "If you are done I need to hear the reports on your teams" he stated in a stern voice
There was a chorus of "Hai"
Asuma walked up "Squad 10 consisting of Yamanaka Ino, Akimichi Chouji, and Nara Shikamaru, pass Shikamaru is a classic Nara basically he's a lazy genius, he was the one who devised the strategy for the team to use. I should give him an I.Q. test later on. Chouji like all Akimichi likes food he's loyal to his friends and has massive strength for a gennin. Ino was a surprise, her files said she was a fangirl of the Uchiha and knew very little of her family jutsu but when introducing herself she said she liked her boyfriend Naruto and that she viewed Shikamaru and Chouji as brothers, not only that she showed excellent use of family jutsu.
Kurenai walked up "Team 8 consisting of Aburame Shino, Kazama Naruto, Kazama Kaoru, and Hyuuga Hinata pass…"
When the name Kazama came up Kakashi whipped his head up so fast that many thought he might snap his neck 'Arashi-sensei's last name' he thought to himself as he listened more closely to Kurenai
Shino like all Aburame is quiet only speaking when needed he was also the tactician during the test, Hinata showed great improvement from when she was in the academy she doesn't stutter anymore and she used Juuken efficiently to knock my arms out while I was restrained so I could not escape, and apparently she has the same boyfriend as Ino…"
Kakashi snickered perversely only to receive the ashigan (4) from every female jounin in the room he laughed nervously
Kurenai continued "… as I was saying Kazama Kaoru is physically strong I didn't get a chance to see any of his or his otouto's skill as they were to be the ones restraining me depending on which way I dodged Shino's attack, since I jumped towards Kaoru he was the one to restrain me, basically the Kazama brothers are just one big mystery they both were the same thing the only difference is what is written on their coats that they wear, I think I heard Kaoru mumble something about changing the kanji on the front of their coats so that it would sound better when someone calls them by what is written on their coats…"
She was interrupted again by Asuma "What does their coat say?"
Kurenai sighed "The back of both coats has the kanji for fox in gold letters while the fronts where different fro each other, Kaoru's was the kanji for Shodai while Naruto had the kanji for Nidaime, but like I said Kaoru mentioned changing that to sound better. Though one of Kaoru's goals is strange…"
This got everyone's interest Sarutobi spoke up "How is it strange?"
"…well one of his goals is to kill Orochimaru" this earned a few raised eyebrows from the others
Kakashi asked what many others were thinking "Why does he want to kill Orochimaru?"
Kurenai shook her head "I don't know he wouldn't say he said he won't tell until he can completely trust us"
The Sandaime Hokage sighed "Well all we can do is gain their trust so we can get some answers"
Everyone nodded in agreement
Kakashi walked up "Team 7…passes"
Many jaws dropped THE Hatake Kakashi passed a team
"YOSH! KAKASHI FINALLY ACCEPTED A TEAM EH?" Gai shouted causing everyone winced
"Mind telling us what happened?" the aging Hokage asked
"Inuzuka Kiba was actually the reason they passed in the first place, he understood that the test was about teamwork and thus tried to get Haruno Sakura and Uchiha Sasuke to work with him, though he didn't succeed…"
Kurenai interrupted him "What do you mean he didn't succeed?"
Kakashi sighed "I mean that he failed to get his teammates to help him, the Uchiha thinks everyone is inferior to him and that he can succeed on his own, while the Haruno girl believes that Sasuke is the only thing that matters she never once lifted a finger to help Kiba. Kiba also seemed a bit… paranoid…"
"Eh what's that supposed to mean?" someone asked
"What it means is that Kiba was constantly on the move, he never stopped in one spot for longer then 2 minutes, whenever he did stop he looked around, up and even down to make sure I wasn't near, he even used his Inuzuka sense of smell to double check I wasn't near enough for him to worry about an attack right away. When I asked him why he did that he answered 'a friend of mine had heard about you and your skill so he warned me not to underestimate you ever even if you're reading something. With that in mind I didn't want to take any unnecessary risks, heh heh looks like it didn't really matter though I still got caught' his forethought about the situation completely contradicts his academy grades and behaviors. Now then for individual skill, Kiba is good at using his family techniques and working with his companion Akamaru, Sasuke is above average for a gennin and has enough chakra for Katon: Goukakyuu no Jutsu, Sakura is weak all she has going for her is book smarts and the three academy jutsu she also fell for a simple genjutsu and fainted from what she saw."
Everyone sighed as the Hokage spoke up
"Alright everyone dismissed"
"Hai Hokage-sama!" and every jounin left in a poof of smoke
Sarutobi sighed "Now to deal with the council…sigh… I really am too old for this"
(1)- I sometimes cook pancakes for my family so yeah I put that in there
(2)- thanks Mizuki Yagami for telling me
(3)- Akane is Kyuubi and Tsuki is one of the other tailed demons
(4)- ashigan means evil eye
Katon: Goukakyuu no Jutsu -fire release: Great Fireball Technique
If anyone could like maybe turn this story into panels and put it on deviant art that would be nice I kinda wanna see what people would draw if they used my stories as a basis if you do could you send it to me so I can put the link on my profile thanks!