Different from the Tenkaichi Budokai Chapter 18: Tiers R 4 Queers, Man, a Dragon Ball Z + Super Smash Brothers Crossover fanfic

Disclaimer: I don't own dragon ball, boo-hoo, now let's continue.

I was angry, no furious, I'm enraged to the point of no end, why in all hell, would Mario want to stop fighting, what he said made sense yes, but was I suppose to tell the Z fighters, oh the tourney is cancelled we have to go home, not to mentioned that Seventeen is out doing who knows what the hell he's doing. Ness went back to his room with Tien and Chiaoutzu were left, and me and Kirby were back in his dorm concocting a plan to overthrow Mario's decision, at least I was, Kirby concocted a plan to overthrow Mario completely.

"I say we kill him" Kirby suggested. I tensed. "No"

"Eat him"

"No"

"Kill him then eat him"

"NO!" I yelled. "We're trying to overthrow his decision, not mame him"

"What about injure" Kirby suggested, he had the urge to hurt anyone that stopped him from fighting. "Or beat him"

"ENOUGH" I yelled, I threw my notebook that had all my ideas on the floor in frustration. Just then the door to Kirby's dorm opened, the figure stepped in, it was Ness. "Hey"

"Hey" Kirby and I responded. Ness walked toward us. "So did you figure out what were gonna do"

"Well I suggested" Kirby started but I interrupted. "Nothing, what are we going to do"

"I don't know" Ness answered as he shrugged. "Anyway I came here to tell you that Mario called a meeting with all of the playable characters, newcomers not welcome"

"I guess that takes away the problem of the Z Fighters getting upset, but what is the meeting about" Kirby asked, I face palmed.

"I don't know he said it was urgent" Ness replied sarcastically.

I scoffed. "Hmph, Mario says it's urgent, well I guess we should hop to it then, let's go" Ness left the room, only to find we haven't moved yet, he looked at us with a questioning look.

"Yeah let's go" we all left the room, to head to the meeting room. The room had large doors, and inside was a very large meeting hall, all of the smashers were there, each of them sat in chairs, while the council smashers sat at there appropriate seats at the front of the room. Everyone stared at us as we entered, especially Mario who glared at us in intimadation, the three of us returned the deadly glare and took our appropriate seats at the front of the room.

"Glad you three decided to join us" he said not even looking, we heard but pretended to ignore. "Anyway now that everyone is here, we can begin, I have called you all here to discuss a matter of the utmost importance."

"WHAT IS IT" exclaimed Capt. Falcon, everyone stared at him. Mario sighed. "I was a getting to that, we've all been duking it out for a long time now, to what end, am I the only one tired of it, I propose we stop the Melee"

"It's pronounced Meelee" Captain Falcon said

"No it's not" Mario said

"YES IT IS"

"IT"S PRONOUNCED MELEE"

"YES IT IS"

"Then we agree"

"YES IT IS"

"What?"

"YES IT IS"

Mario sighed again. "Someone please hit him" Link smacks Captain Falcon. "Thank you, now as I was saying"

"FALCON"

"You see, this is what I'm talking about" Mario yelled frustrated. "Even if we're gathered for a peaceful coversation, we still manage to turn it into a fight"

"PAWNCH" Link puts his shield at the last minute, "Asshole"

"STOP THAT" Mario yelled. "Now I'm putting forward a vote, I say that from this point forward, we shall never fight each other again, and instead stride to do something more productive with our existence, if anyone has any objection speak now or forever hold your peace." Almost immediately, Kirby and I shot our hands in the air, Mario sighed expecting this, and nonchalantly asked. "What"

"Well what about training huh, you wanna fight to improve, there's a reason to fight" I added.

"Yeah and what about the tournament, we put a lot of coins into that and now, it goes down the drain." Kirby said. Mario thought. Then Ness shot up his hand. "And sometimes fighting is just for relieving stress" he said.

"Yeah" I said, "I came here relieve the tensions of everyday life by kicking people's butts to make me feel better isn't that what we do" Some people nodded. The Kirby stood up on his desk. "Yeah we wanna show the world what we're made of"

Mario raised an eyebrow. "Look, if you wanna get judged, look for tiers" everyone gasped. "Tiers, bro" Luigi asked

"Are you serious" Samus asked

"PIKA, PIKA {Did Peach bang you too hard}" Pikachu exclaimed. "Everyone started yelling at Mario, except for Kirby Ness, and myself. Ness opened up a mental link between himself plus myself and Kirby so we can discuss a plan. The three of us discussed while the smashers bombarded Mario with plenty of complaints. When the three of us were finished speaking, we all turned to the crowd, of pissed smashers, and got there attention. "QUIET" we yelled. The Smashers, one by one, took there time to listen to what we had to say, leaving mario safe time find cover if the attack on him were to resume.

Kirby did all of the talking. "Listen people we've decided to deal with the tier problem, we have created a group that does not rank people based on there move sets, but how they fight in skill level, our people only stride in becoming stronger, and do not shun others in there moves are suckish to others, this group is called, the Tiers R 4 Queers foundation." Then Ness spoke up.

"For those of you who do not want to be judged by move set, but by the amount of skill you have, rise up, or forever hold your peace." One by one, smasher after smashers stood by us, leaving Mario by himself. He smirked. "You see, it doesn't matter, you seem to have forgotten my position, I'm head smasher, one of the most powerful smashers in the universe, my decision still holds, we will never fight again, if you have something to say it at the tournament, where I will thoroughly beat all of your asses, and prove I will always be above you, and be ready because this is your last fight, unless one of you can beat me." He turned to leave, and the other smashers glared daggers at him, I IT'd in front of him. (A/N: Yes all of the Son's know of the Instant Transmission, except Chi-Chi) I faced him, with little fear, the fear told me that Mario still outclassed me in strength, and we both knew, I still spoke up.

"According to the rules, if all council members refuse your proposal, your decision will be denied" I spoke proudly, but he still smiled nonchalantly. "But not of the council members are here are they" and with that he left the room, leaving me confused, not to mention the rest of the smashers.

"What does he mean not every council member is here, who's missing" Fox asked.

"Jigglypuff {Yeah, who}" you already know said.

"I don't know" I said.

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Meanwhile Seventeen was flying around, obviously bored. 'If Troten wanted me to hide out somewhere, then why did he bother bringing me, he probably made up that whole sharpshooter guy story up just con me, I'll get him for that.' he sneered while thought.

He kept flying around into and open area. "God, this is so horribly dull, I wish something exciting would happen to me already I don't care what it is." he kept flying out of the open area onto the road, and it didn't look like any ordinary highway road, but a racetrack of some sort, he looked around, hopefully the races would amuse him. He walked on the grass by the race track until he came up across a vehicle, not just any vehicle, it was the Blue Falcon, it was a shiny blue, that reflected off of the Seventeen's ice blue eyes and into the sun, or maybe racing would amuse him. He hopped into the jet. the computer said. "Welcome back Captain Falcon"

"Captain Falcon" Seventeen asked "Well then, there's a new driver behind the wheel" he laughed as he ignited the vehicle and pulled out onto the road, going at 300 km/h.

Yoshi who passed out a little while ago, slept in his bed like a baby until he woke up to sound of a frustrated Gohan.

"If four characters are doing a match for a stock match that is also timed for 15 minutes, and each character had 10 lives, what stage would it be at. Uh I already used almost all of them how combinations can we even have." the saiyan asked.

"313950" Yoshi answered with a tired expression. Gohan turned around to see the dinosaur awake and he smiled. "Had a nice nap"

Yoshi was slightly annoyed. "You distracted me from my important work, and I may have missed something important" then he got out of bed and yawned. "But I did get some well needed rest, thank you Gohan"

"Your welcome" the saiyan replied, then he thought for a moment and then spoke. "Oh yeah, Mario stopped by while you were napping, he said he needed to talk to you about something, you missed a meeting." Yoshi's eyes bulged out and he ran past Gohan out of room and went to look for the plumber, his status was at stake.

Meanwhile

Diddy Kong and Meta Knight, were outside of the meeting hall they weren't aloud to attend the meeting since they weren't actual smashers, but they could practically still wait for the meeting to finish, not like they had anything to do.

"So what do you think is going on in there" Diddy asked, Meta Knight just shrugged, the preteen excepted that answer (A/N: Toon Link and Diddy Kong are 12) just then the door, swung open and all of the smashers marched out huddled together, with Kirby and myself at the front, we all were shouting Tiers are for queers down the hallway. All that Meta and Diddy were thinking was.

'What in Holy HELL happened in there'

Yoshi was running down the hallway, sweat dropping when he met Mario laying back against a wall, the plumber opened his eyes and glared at the dinosaur, this brought Yoshi to gulp nervously. "I've been waiting for you Yoshi"

"I'm sorry I missed the meeting Mario, I was just tired that was all" Yoshi started, as he was nervous his tardy would deprive him of his council status.

"That's fine Yoshi, I'm not worried about that, I just wanted to talk to you about something" Mario stated. "I have a proposition for you"

The dinosaur looked up at the plumber with intrigued eyes. "What kind of proposition" the dino asked raising an eyebrow, Mario smirked.

End of Act 18.

(A/N: This is a message from the tiers are for queers association)

Kirby: Hello I'm Notorious K.R.B, also known as the head for the tiers r 4 queers association, just wanting to let anyone know who is think tiers suck can join us, we have open spots for anyone who intend on showing there skills, but for those who think tiers are cool, we at the tiers r 4 queers association will (seen with a stick of dynamite) will blow up your house (he throws the dynamite at a random house, and watches the fireworks.) SKADOOSH BOOM!

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