As promised, here is another chapter of Flower Power. I just got power back tonight (Monday night), after Hurricane Irene slammed the Connecticut/Long Island coast. If this was any worse…yeah, let's not dwell on the subject… Okay, so read and review please!

Flower Power
by Chipettegirl10
Chapter 2: The One About The Robbers, EPF, and Fruit

It was a few days after my very epic climbing of the Toughest Mountain and capturing Herbert. I was bustling around my igloo this morning early, at five-thirty in the morning. I had school today, and this would not go down well. You see, Club Penguin did not exactly have school…or a school for that matter. Penguins sometimes held college at their igloo (but that caters toward older kids that text and skip class all the time), but the teachers were kids themselves. So basically, CP officials encouraged you to learn by being in a never-ending class of literal social studies, which meant "go and watch people and socialize," and nobody remembers that this was for "school." I was a weird kid when it came to this: I love going back, but a little part of me screams "THERE'S NO FREE TIME! YOU HATE SCHOOL!"

So…anyway, I jumped off my couch at seven o'clock.

"I'm off to school!" I shouted. My snoring puffles ignored me as I ran out the door, slamming it shut behind me. I waddled on to the town, where I plunked myself down in a seat at a table outside the coffee shop. I took out a notebook and began to observe what people were doing.

"AWESOME SPA AT MY IGGY!" Budpal screamed before disappearing.

"ECHO!" a penguin named Famof5 yelled as he sat at a table outside, trying to pass himself off as Rookie in a red music jam shirt. It was when he screeched that he also disappeared, and soon enough the number of people in town decreased. I was bored already – no wonder people skipped out on this! – and decided to be annoying like so many others who are annoying in general.

"BE A NERD!" I shouted. But then I looked to my right to find someone screaming about a robber hideout. This would be fun…

After all, deviousness is fun right?

My devious plans were shattered right away, when I noticed EPF agents like myself already there, chasing off the robbers. So much for THAT.

I waddled on down to the pizza place, depressed that my plans for island-wide annoyance were not going well. Then my day suddenly brightened up in noticing the robbers had flocked there, with EPF screaming and running after them, cuffs flying in mid-air. "ROBBERS?" I yelled. The management lady nodded. "BE A NERD! BE EPF! STOP THE ROBBERS!" I screamed in the midst of it all, grinning.

Everyone ignored me, so I kicked it up. "BE A NERD! BE A NERD!" But my poor girl's voice was lost in screams of robbers stealing everything from bacon to JB (Justin Bieber). Someone faked out the EPF, claiming to be just another citizen trying to have a good time eating pizza. As soon as the agent's back was turned, the guy ran off to rob. "BE A NERD!" I screamed. Nobody heard me. I shut my beak to watch others. Some guy at a flare (or THE Flare), Spider648 screamed, "NIGHT OF THE LIVING GIRLS!)" at the top of his stupid lungs. He was the fake-out robber.

But I sighed and did nothing. That was out of my reach. I decided that I would skip out on Club Penguin School like many others. I slid into the Delta jacket from the agent gear and my pink sneakers, white designer shades, and a jetpack.

The robbers had gone by then except Spider. Now he hung out with Jason54418. They were claiming that the other one was an apple.

"UR BOTH ORANGES!" I yelled. "APPLE APPLE APPLE APPLE," Spider shouted. "APPLE UR AN APPLE!" Jason yelled. "ORANGES!" I screamed back. "APPLE UR AN APPLE!" Jason repeated. "No I'm not!" I tried to protest. "Eats apple," Jason said. I took a step back. "HEY! STOP IT!"

A girl sitting beside them did nothing as she watched. I angrily walked out of there right after the incident. I walked into the Command Room later.

"Well," I began in my headset, "the agents just got pwned by some fruit-loving robbers." I have never been given weirder glances.

Honestly, I think this is cruddy. Do you?