Disclaimer: I don't own dragon ball, boo-hoo, now let's continue.
"What kind of preposition" Yoshi asked raising an eyebrow. Mario smirked.
"Well you see, we've all been fighting for a long time now, everyone wants to continue these pointless fights, but your the undecided vote, so what do you say old friend, why don't we show those smashers, that there's more to life than fighting." Mario said trying to pull a smile for convincing effect.
Yoshi pondered for moments, in that case he wouldn't have to focus on much work, but fighting was a great stress reliever for him. Mario was getting impatient, he was expecting an answer by now but instead all he heard were a bunch of thinking noises.
Yoshi shrugged, "I-I don't know Mario, I just don't know" Mario sighed. He was expecting Yoshi to be on his side, but he was still undecided, that means he will have a 50-50 chance of his rule coming into effect permanently, but it was still going into a effect for a limited time fortunately for him. "Very well, I'll leave it to you to ponder over for a bit." then the plumber left to his room to leave the dinosaur in his thoughts.
When Mario return to his dorm, he received glares from Luigi and Peach, Chi-Chi waved hello, he sighed and let it go, when he opened up his room door what he found was his utter surprise, his stuff was in complete shambles, there were layers of black ash straying the walls, and flames were erupting from the corners. His looked over to the corner, and saw a Fire Kirby, and myself. Kirby was blowing fire at all of Mario's stuff, while I was sending light ki blasts everywhere. Kirby looked at me.
"Don't blow up anything, just set it on fire" he said
"Right" I responded. Mario scowled, he was prepared to unleash hell. "MY ROOM" he yelled. He immediately got the chibis attention, our faces immediately paled, the sudden shock, got Kirby to choke on his fire breath and start coughing, the ki ball in my hand immediately dissipated.
"You two" Mario whispered in a deadly voice, then shouted. "DESTROYED MY ROOM" a yell so loud it got Luigi, Peach, and Chi-Chi's attention.
"Mario what's going on" Luigi and Peach asked together and they approached, they gasped at the sight of their roommate's personal belongings. They sighed.
"Shame on you two" Peach said. Luigi nodded in agreement. "Come on bro, we'll buy you some new stuff with the coins we earned. Kirby scowled.
"You're helping the enemy that's treason" Kirby yelled. Then a distant voice sounded. "Luigi, Peach, is something wrong." I immediately paled, that was mother's voice. Kirby scowled, it was the harpy that smacked him with that frying pan of hers.
The shadow of mother grew larger and larger, I panicked, I immediately searched for a way out, sending ki blasts everywhere. "KIRBY HELP" I yelled. Kirby shook his head in defeat. "The walls were designed for no explosions." I immediately started searching for options. Then I did what I always did when I was in trouble, I hid in the bathroom.
Chi-Chi turned the corner into the door, and found her company and a pale Kirby, his fire mode immediately shut down the moment he choked, she narrowed her eyes at the puffball. Then she grabbed the puffball by his arm, and dragged the six year old in to the main room. Kirby pouted, "Hey, LET GO OF ME NOW" Chi-Chi ignored him.
"QUIET YOUNG MAN, it's obvious by the way, your behaving you've never had proper discipline before, oh no what you need young man, is a good old fashion bottom warming" my mother said. Kirby tensed and sweat-dropped.
"You you mean uh a SPANKING" She nodded. Everyone gasped, including myself, no one dared to hurt Kirby, but then this woman comes out of no where and tries to spank him, she is a work of wonders, everyone thought. Except myself, I was gonna get a similar punishment unless I got myself out.
"Wait, you can't I won't let you, don't do it" Kirby begged. Chi-Chi sat down on a nearby couch, and placed the puffball over her lap. She smacked his bum as hard as she could, making him grunt and squirm over the woman's lap.
"QUIET, you will be punished for you actions *SMACK* then maybe you'll appreciate *SMACK* those around you *SMACK*" she yelled, raining down pain on the bubbly bottom.
"OW, stop, OW, you, banshee, OW-WOW" he yelped at each strike, the words he was using sounded a lot like Vegeta. Chi-Chi scowled and hit harder, the cries from Kirby grew louder. I felt guilt leaving my friend to face my mother's wrath, I saw a window from the bathroom, and immediately hopped out, then I ran back inside through the front door. I waited outside of the dorm, where the screaming was louder apparently.
The hands came down slower and harder on Kirby's little bottom. The pain was unlike what he felt on the field of battle, it was almost unbearable, the tears in his eyes were spilling down his face as he bawled. He was angry, he turned into a stone block and crushed Chi-Chi's leg.
"AAAGH" she growled and let go of Kirby to nurse her wounded appendage. Kirby put himself together and ran out of the room. He left the other adults to lick my mother's wounds. Kirby still had tears stapled to his eyes as he wailed, never once did he feel such an unbearable pain. I snickered at his impromptu dance he made trying to soothe his posterior.
"Shut up" he said pretty loudly. I laughed louder. "Just use that stupid instant thing" he said. I didn't stop laughing. I just grabbed him and sensed Meta Knight's energy signal and we disappeared just in time to see the Mario Bros. run out of the room.
"Damn, they're gone" Mario said, "I'll get them."
"That's what you get for supporting tiers, bro" Luigi said not really caring, as he walked back into the room.
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We appeared right in front of the meditating Meta Knight, he dropped his meditation the instant we appeared and fell to the floor. He never meditated much. I gave him a questioning look.
"Your friend gives some pretty good tips, what was his name Piccolo" he said.
"You mean the green guy" Kirby asked rubbing his eyes. Meta Knight took some good looks at him.
"What the hell happened to you" he asked. Kirby looked down at the floor, and then at his swollen, red backside. "Stupid banshee" he muttered.
"My mom give him a whoop-in" I said. Kirby punched me in the face. I rubbed my pink cheek. "Hey" I yelled.
"You still owe me for taking your punishment" he yelled back. Meta Knight chuckled. "What's so funny" Kirby asked.
"You deserved it"
"WHAT"
"Yeah" Meta said. "Serves you right for taking my donuts, nobody takes my damn donuts and gets away with it" he then turned away. "You're lucky I didn't get the pleasure of beating you myself."
"Hey those were really good donuts" Kirby replied back and followed. I chuckled and repeated the action of following.
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Vegeta was busy practicing in the Smash Mansion GR with his wife of all people. She was having trouble controlling the suit.
"COME ON WOMAN GIVE ME A CHALLENGE, YOU'VE GOT A POWER SUIT PUT IT TO USE" Vegeta yelled as he continued raining ki blasts down on his wife. The suit wasn't destroyed, but it sure did burn anyone inside. Bulma was getting massive burns on her skin and she sweated, she forced herself away from the burns and raised the arm cannon attached to the suit, she distracted herself from the pain long enough to get a perfect aim on her husband and fired a charged blast. Vegeta side stepped the blast, then suddenly the gravity was turned down.
"What's going on Vegeta" the suit asked
"I don't know woman" he answered then he looked down to see Mario at the shut down switch. Vegeta flew down slowly and scowled at the plumber. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING"
"Due to recent events, fighting is prohibited in this vicinity" he answered. Vegeta gritted his teeth. "What do you mean"
"I mean, all of the smashers are forced to give up fighting, to live a more cooperative existence."
"Well, I'm not a smasher, I'm a saiyan, we are born and bred for battle, no foolish rule, can stop us"
"Well then I suggest you leave if you will fight" then he looked at Bulma. "You too Samus" then he left.
"Who's Samus" Bulma asked.
"Hn" the prince shrugged.
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Yoshi then pondered over Mario's preposition as he laid on his bed. 'No work, no fighting, Hn' then he turned to his roommate "Hey Gohan"
"Yeah" the demi-saiyan responded turning away from his work.
"Do you like fighting" he asked as he crossed his hands behind his head.
"I'll fight only if it's necessary" Gohan answered. He didn't bother asking he already knew it was about Mario preposition, Yoshi was bugging him about it all day.
"Well, do you think Mario has a good idea"
"Maybe, he proves some good points but fighting is kind of a thrill, I enjoy it"
"I do as well, but the workload..."
"Is stressful yes, but it's worth it right"
"Yes, I suppose" Then Yoshi fell asleep and resumed his thoughts in his dreams 'Maybe, just maybe'
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