Disclaimer: I don't own dragon ball, boo-hoo, now let's continue.
Kirby ran off to the Yoshi's Island Past Stage to lick our wounds, well his wounds anyway, he was sitting on a tub of ice, trying to cool his burning bottom, I snickered at him, but my own posterior was still in bad shape after I took my earlier beating the day before. We couldn't spar so we did what most kids do when adults weren't around, we chatted.
"...and that's how my stomach works" Kirby concluded. I looked like about to hurl. "That was very interesting, Kirby, but disgusting, and when you swallow someone, they appear over the top of your head, how does that work." I asked. Kirby chuckled. "Well if you wanna know where my poop comes out of."
"SURPRISE" a mysterious voice said, it was Bowser, and Mewtwo landed on the platform above him. Even if we weren't suppose to be fighting, Bowser was never one to follow rules, Kirby and I both took defensive stances. "What do you want" I asked coolly, even though Kirby and myself were scared as hell, our full effort combined wasn't enough to tangle with Bowser or Mewtwo.
"Just one thing" Mewtwo said. "You"
"What me" I asked startled.
"That's right" Bowser said. "You have a connection to both those smashers and the newcomers, your family, they'll do anything to get you back" he smirked. "Including fight"
"Which is exactly what Master Hand wants" Mewtwo finished. "Should we also kidnap Kirby"
"We may as well, if we don't have anything to do with him we can always let him go, but the kid is our main priority." Bowser responded. Kirby's glare darkened. "Who says were gonna let you kidnap us."
"I DO" said a voice from above. A strong heel, rained down on Kirby's cranium, and it sent him into the ground, creating a devastating crack on the platform, the last thing the star warrior saw was the purple aura from the attack and my shocked expression, until his world faded to black. I was startled, I was to distracted my Kirby's unconsciousness body, that the figure who rendered him disable, lifted me up by the scrape of the neck, he was Ganondorf, as the air in my lungs decreased, and I struggled to stay conscious, that purple flames erupted from were he was strangling me, the pain was tremendous, but I lost so much that I couldn't a scream, only a gasp, my eyes rolled back into my sockets, and my lids dropped as I welcomed the sweet mercy of unconsciousness. He let my body slide the floor.
"That was easy" Mewtwo mentioned
"What are you a staples commercial" Ganondorf asked rather smugly. Mewtwo scowled.
"Come on lets get out of here, that giant heart in the background is giving me a stomachache" Bowser said, the other two nodded, they took our unconscious bodies and fled the stage.
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Mario reclined in one of his favorite chairs in his room, he was totally relaxed, no more fights, no more competition, just complete utter relaxation, and a slight ticklish feeling, on the verge of sleep, his eyes immediately opened to the disturbance on his nose, it was a piece of paper, no a note, he opened up he letter and he read it, it said.
Dear Plumber Scum
I'd like to inform you, the smashers and the saiyan brat's family friends, that I've kidnapped him, and the star warrior, I'm keeping them prisoner here on Final Destination, I will make there first and probably last stay here one they will never forget, if they live to remember it that is. Just try and save them Mario, or are you scared? BWAHAHAHAHA!
Signed
Bowser, King of all Koopas
Mario crushed the note in his hand, the anger for having to deal with Koopa's idiotic kidnapping for too long, slowly clouding his judgement in pure rage. The news of two fellow smashers and countdown to there unfortunate demise, though they tried to overthrow him, they were warriors, and children, did he mention children, he would never hold a grudge against them, more so not save them, they were both still blossoming, yet they were to young to be cut down. He got up from his chair and prepared to exit his room, but then a thought occurred to him, how will he break it to the Z fighters, or Troten's loved ones, it will only increase there will to fight, no, they will find a peaceful suitable solution that won't involve fighting. He smiled at his thought and exited the room to inform the others.
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"TROTEN BEEN KIDNAPPED BY BOWSER" Gohan exclaimed. Chi-Chi's been fainted. Goten was sobbing lightly. Yoshi, Ness, Link, Luigi, Videl and Captain Falcon were in the room. Mario nodded. "I'm afraid so, I just received a telegram saying so"
Link raised an eyebrow *Random turntable pause* "Whoa, whoa, hang on , a a a telegram, uh uh seriously"
"Yeah" Mario answered.
"A a tele- a telegram, what the fuck" he questioned the plumber. Mario shrugged. "My thoughts exactly"
"This is wierd I thought Bowser's job was to kidnap your woman" Yoshi asked.
"SHE'S NOT MY WOMAN" Mario retorted. Luigi sighed. "Bro, every single Mario game that has ever been created in the history of the universe says otherwise." Mario turned to his brother.
"What about Super Princess Peach"
"He's got ya there" Ness said Luigi scowled. "Shut up"
"Why would Bowser want to kidnap my little brother" Gohan pondered.
"Obviously he wants us to come rescue him, but what would that accomplish" Mario said, everyone gasped. "What do you mean, what will it accomplish, we'll be rescueing him" Videl exclaimed.
"I'm sure we can find a non violent way to solve this action without fighting." Mario said calmly. Chi-Chi now awake decided to speak up. "OH NO, that monster could be hurting my baby, and you just want to sit here and wait" she was aggravated. "We should go after him."
"YEAH" everyone else in the room exclaimed, besides Mario.
"NO" he yelled. "Rescuing involves fighting, and if we start fighting again, we will ruin all of the progress we made so far"
"WHAT PROGRESS" Link retaliated. "Dude we are all bored out of our freaking minds here, at least a rescue mission will give us something to do"
"FALCON BOREDOM" UNOWHO said.
"But a rescue mission, would just be more pointless fighting" Mario said.
"It would not be pointless, it's a rescue mission, rescue that's the point" then he snapped. "Okay I've had it, anyone who wants to go and rescue the boys come with me" Link then turned away, Luigi, Ness and Captain Falcon followed suit.
"FINE GO, and leave then, I'll find my own way to rescue Troten and Kirby, without having to resort to violence" Mario said, then he stormed off to think of a plan. Gohan was about to follow Link but then felt a tug on his arm, it was his mother. "OH NO, I already lost Troten, I'm not losing another." she said.
Gohan pulled out of his mother's iron grip. "But mom, the other need me, Troten and Kirby need me, you have to let me help."
"Gohan, can I help to" Goten and Videl said at the same time, the teen shook his head. "No, it's too dangerous, you guys stay here, Videl why don't go practice, I want you to give me something to see when I get back." she smiled and nodded, then she immediately left to practice. Gohan leaving in the opposite path to follow his companions. When he caught up to them, they were discussing a plan.
"So what's the plan Link" Ness asked.
"We go to Final Destination and kick Bowser's ass until he tells us where Troten is" Link responded.
"This is good plan" Captain added.
"I sure hope that Bowser isn't going to have crappy hotels run by his kids again" Luigi says
"What does that have to do with anything" Link asked. But Luigi continued. "He always had signs up saying Toasters toast toast"
"That's a good point" Captain said.
"Oh that's what she said."
At the same time, Gohan and link were both thinking. 'Oh god/kami what have I done to myself'
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