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"Speech"

'Thought'

"Demon/summon/demon influenced speech"

'Demon/summon thought'

Jutsu

(A/N)

Nicknames

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--- Chapter 14 dinner parties part 1---

Last time

Naruto tried vainly to cover his ears as the sounds of skin smacking against skin echoed into his room "Damn it Akane's horny again and she forgot the silencing jutsu!"

The next morning

Naruto groggily walked down the stairs of the compound his eyes bloodshot from lack of sleep. As he walked into the dining room he noticed Kaoru reading a letter intently while many others sat already read on the table

Kaoru glanced at him "What's wrong with you?"

Naruto glared at his Aniki "Someone had a horny wife over yesterday and forgot to silence their walls so I couldn't sleep at all last night!" he shouted angrily

Kaoru blushed as last night's events replayed in his mind "Err right sumimasen"

It was then Akane walked into the room a slight limp in her step "Ah Naru-chan! Nice to see you again, why are your eyes bloodshot?"

Naruto ground his teeth together "Someone forgot to silence their room yesterday night!"

Akane grinned "Ah so you heard that, well just wait until you start mating then you won't be complaining as much"

Kaoru smirked "Well it seems we won't wait that long, right Naruto?" Naruto looked at him strangely as Kaoru continued "So whose gonna be your first Ino, Haku, or maybe Hinata?"

Naruto blushed as Kaoru's words hit his semi-functioning brain "W-what a-are y-y-you s-s-saying?"

Kaoru smiled "You know what I'm talking about Oboko-san (1)" he purposely dragged out the word oboko to tease Naruto

Naruto lowered his head as Zabuza and Haku walked into the room with a yawn "What's all of the noise about" Zabuza asked as he sat down and drank some coffee

Kaoru shrugged "Akane-chan and I where teasing Oboko-san over here" he pointed at Naruto who lowered his head further and hid his face with his tails

Zabuza gave a barking laugh while Haku giggled at her love interest's misfortune

Naruto huffed in irritation then changed the subject "So Aniki what's in the letters?"

Kaoru coughed a bit to clear his throat "Yes the letter well it seems as if the Inuzukas, the Hyuugas, and the Yamanakas have invited us to dinner. The Inuzukas today, the Hyuugas tomorrow and the Yamanakas the day after that" He paused to let that sink in

"Unfortunately it seems that the Ryuus wish to talk about an alliance with our clan over the course of the week so I won't be able to go to those dinners. Therefore, you will be representing our clan at the dinners with these three families while I take care of things in Makai, understand?"

Naruto sighed but nodded nonetheless Akane smiled as she rubbed his head in a playful manner "Look at the Brightside Naru-chan maybe you can find some alone time with that special girl of yours"

Naruto blushed as did Haku Naruto because he was simply embarrassed Haku because she was imagining what she and Naruto could be doing alone

Shaking it off Naruto decided to ask "So when do you leave?"

Kaoru smiled "Right after I tell Kurenai-chan and Anko-chan, which I'm going to do right after breakfast"

Nodding they all began to eat while Haku occasionally tried to feed Naruto which he politely declined

After breakfast Kaoru stood with Akane at the front door "Remember each dinner starts at 6:00 PM okay?"

Naruto waved his hands dismissively "Yeah I understand, see you later Aniki"

Kaoru nodded as he and Akane walked out of the house and towards Anko's apartment

When they reached it Kaoru knocked on it and waited for an answer

When Anko opened the door the last thing she expected was to see Kaoru standing there unmasked with another woman

Glancing the woman over Anko decided to ask bluntly "Who the hell is she?"

Kaoru raised an eyebrow "What no questions on why I look different from when I left for that mission?"

Anko waved him off "Kurenai told me about your true looks and stuff"

Kaoru sweat dropped "Doesn't that mean she told you about her?" he pointed to Akane who smiled and waved

Anko shook he head negative and let them in Kaoru sighed and rubbed his head as he took a seat only for Anko to plop down in his lap and started to play with his ears Akane decided to sit to his right and lean on his shoulder

"Well in short she's Akane-chan my first wife" Anko perked up "So she's the one who popped your cherry eh?"

Kaoru blushed "Bluntly speaking yes she did…rather forcefully I might add"

Akane blushed and looked away as Anko immediately smirked and grabbed her hands "Details please!" Akane glanced at Kaoru who nodded with a smile

"Well while you two talk about that I'll go talk to Kurenai, Akane-chan could you tell her about the dinners and things like that?"

Akane nodded as Anko dragged her into her room so they could talk about Kaoru's first time

Kaoru calmly walked in the direction of Kurenai's house despite knowing that Anko was probably going to do the same things Akane did to him. When he reached her house he knocked and waited to be let in

When Kurenai opened the door she was surprised to see Kaoru unmasked and not in disguise

"Kaoru-kun what are you doing here?"

Kaoru smiled "I came to tell you I'll be gone for about a week or so, clan affairs in Makai and stuff like that."

Kurenai nodded "Is there anything else you wanted to tell me?"

Kaoru nodded with a smile "Hai, my wife Akane will not be going with me to the meeting as I was asked to come alone so I want you and Anko-chan to give her a tour of the village and help her meet others, can you do that for me?"

Kurenai nodded he head and smiled "I'd be happy to, but…where is she?" Kurenai looked over his shoulder to try and find the busty redhead

Kaoru chuckled "She's at Anko's place talking about our first time I'm sure they wouldn't mind another visitor"

Kurenai nodded as she stepped out of her house, locked the door, and then locked lips with Kaoru.

Kaoru wrapped her up in his arms and kissed back sighing in happiness

Breaking the kiss Kaoru sighed "I'll see you later than Kurenai-chan, with that he vanished in a swirl of flames

Kurenai stared off into the distance for a while "Yeah I'll miss you too Kaoru-kun" she then jumped away towards Anko's apartment

Kaoru appeared before the Hokage who hurriedly hid the orange book in his hands "What can I do for you Kaoru-kun?"

Kaoru nodded his head "Jiji some things came up and I need a weeks leave to go to Makai and settle some things between my clan and the Ryuus"

Sarutobi nodded his head "That I can do, but be back before the month's over okay?"

Kaoru nodded his head in thanks "See you later Jiji" A crack appeared on the floor as a fire could be seen. The noise alerted the Shinobi around the area as they jumped into the room ready to aid their leader should they be needed

Sarutobi held a hand up "Kakashi, Gai, Asuma, Neko, and Kuma calm down, it's Kaoru going to Makai, here Kaoru waved and smiled

The four Jounin lowered their weapons as they watched Kaoru

Soon chains burst from the now wider cracks and wrapped themselves around Kaoru

Kakashi looked worried "Is that supposed to happen?" when Kaoru nodded he visibly relaxed as did Gai who had been ready to dash in and save him should he be needed to

Slowly the chains pulled Kaoru down into the burning pit while he smiled the entire time "Ja Ne Minna-san (2)" once his head was below the cracks the floor closed up and returned to normal as if nothing ever happened

Turning towards their Hokage three of the four Jounin silently asked for an explanation

Sarutobi sighed as he began explaining Kaoru's and Naruto's story to them. When he finished "Now seeing as Kaoru really hasn't made any attempts to hide his features anymore I will assume he doesn't mind if others know but I'm going to ask you not to talk about it okay?"

Four shouts of "Hai Hokage-sama!" echoed around the room and Sarutobi smiled "Good you're dismissed"

With a nod the four Jounin shunshined away most likely to get a drink of sake after hearing the Hokage's unbelievable story

With Naruto at the time

Naruto was walking around the village showing Haku the sights, it was then he passed the Yamanaka flower shop "Hey Haku-chan I want you to meet someone okay?"

Haku nodded as she let him pull her into the flower shop "Hey Ino-chan I want you to meet someone!"

Ino who had been bored brightened up at the sound of his voice "Naruto-kun you're back!" She launched herself at him and hugged him tightly

Laughing Naruto returned the hug "Hai, I've returned home, I want you to meet Haku-chan we met her during the Mission

Ino glanced at the raven haired girl and noticed a hint of jealousy in the older girls stare smirking Ino decided to tease the other girl "Hey… Naruto-kun why don't we go to my room to… catch up on lost time"

Haku reddened in anger 'How dare she talk to Naruto-kun like that!'

Before she could voice her anger though, Naruto reprimanded Ino "Now Ino-chan it's not nice to tease others"

Haku huffed and settled for grabbing his hand and holding it close to her knowing full well that she had placed his arm between her surprisingly large bust while Naruto idly wondered 'How did she hide those?'

Ino huffed in annoyance and did the same on his other arm making Naruto groan "You two are acting the same way Hinata did on the mission

Haku shrugged uncaring for the Hyuuga heiress "Naruto-kun what should we do for lunch?"

Naruto shrugged as his stomach growled "Well I could go for some ramen right about now. Ino-chan you know any good ramen places?"

Ino placed a finger on her chin in thought "Well Chouji really likes this place called Ichiraku ramen, I guess we could go there"

Naruto nodded happily "Lead the way Ino-chan!" he shouted in obvious joy

Ino smiled and did just that, they made their way to a small stand near the center of the village

Sitting on one of the stools with a girl on either side Naruto shouted out "One order of beef ramen please!"

An old man responded with a "Coming right up sir!"

A girl with brown hair walked up to them a smiled "Anything else I can get you three?"

Ino ordered a miso ramen and Haku ordered a shrimp ramen Naruto smiled at her and spoke "Nothing else comes to mind yet but I'll be sure to tell you when something does"

The girl blushed "Anyways my name's Ayame you guys?"

Ino acted as spokesperson "I'm Yamanaka Ino Chouji's friend, this is Kazama Naruto my boyfriend though he seems to practice polygamy" Ino scowled while Naruto nodded "And the girl on his other side is Haku another girlfriend apparently who is new in town"

Ayame nodded as she observed the three it was then she noticed something off about Naruto "Are those…Tails and fox ears?"

Naruto nodded and waved his tails around happily tickling the girls in the process

Before anything else was said the old man came by and placed their orders in front of them "Eat up! Name's Teuchi by the way"

Naruto nodded and dug in with gusto tears of happiness in his eyes "Delicious! This is the best ramen I've ever had!" His tails waved around happily as his ears twitched in delight

The sight proved to be too much for the girls as all three screamed "KAWAII!!!" and proceeded to snuggle with him and pet his ears and tails much to his embarrassment

"Hey I'm trying to eat here!" Naruto shouted in indignation

Teuchi simply laughed "Looks like you won't get as much ramen as you wanted eh Naruto-san?"

Naruto hung his head in defeat and let the girls do as they pleased trying not to succumb to the desire to purr in contentment, or the desire to curl up into a ball and let them pet him.

After five minutes of petting he lost control and started purring or at least it sounded like purring. Either way it was obviously a sound of enjoyment and it only spurred the girls on to pet him more

Soon Naruto's breath became faster and more ragged as he managed to get out "please stop…this is making…me…horny…might lose…control" The girls eeped in response and quickly stopped

Slowly Naruto regained his breath "Phew that was close a little longer and I might have gone primal"

Ayame tilted his head to the side "Primal?"

Naruto nodded "Though to explain that I'd have to explain more about myself" and that's what he did he told them everything about himself and his brother. When he was finished he went back to what he had been saying earlier

"When a Youkai goes 'Primal' they lose their more advanced thought patterns and revert back to simple 'Dangerous', 'Not dangerous', and 'mate' basically I would've lost common sense and mated with each of you right here"

The girls blushed at the thought of being taken right there in public

Teuchi interrupted his explanation "So you're saying you would've dropped your pants and would've had sex right here in my stall?"

Naruto blushed slightly "Yes, and I would recognize their petting as a courting thing and would've accepted it. You see for Youkai especially those with fur if you like someone you pet them until they go primal on you, though sometimes they don't do that and just tie the person they like down and have sex with them." At their shocked expressions he quickly explained "Most Youkai are female so it's usually them doing the tying and screwing" This seemed to relieve the girls somewhat

Haku decided to ask a question before he continued "How long does 'Primal' last?"

Naruto grimaced "depends on the circumstance, if the cause of a Youkai's primal state is anger the Youkai won't stop until the source of it's anger is destroyed or something distracts it enough so that it forgets. If it's like what you were doing just now the Youkai wouldn't stop until it believed that it's mates that sent it into primal felt satisfied"

Ino gulped "When do Youkai generally feel that they've satisfied their mates enough?"

Naruto looked away "In the case with you three it would've been until all three of you were unconscious, You see Youkai are very straight forward I guess you could say, they won't stop until either they can't go on or their partner can't go on anymore"

Ayame rubbed her hands together after setting a cup of water in front of each of them "What would've happened if we tried to deny you?"

Naruto blinked "I'm not sure there has never been a case where something like that happened, but I probably wouldn't have stopped, with the belief that you really want it but don't want to in public or something like that…maybe"

The girls blinked "You don't know?" Haku asked, Naruto shook his head and sighed

"I should get going have to prepare for those clan dinners"

The girls nodded as he paid his bill and walked out of the stall. While he was walking he noticed Kiba at a store and decided to drop by "Oi Kiba!"

Kiba turned around at the sound of someone calling his name. He was slightly surprised to see Naruto waving at him "Naruto what's up?"

Naruto grinned "Does your Okaa-san want me to dress formally for the dinner today?"

Kiba blinked before he remembered what Naruto was talking about "Oh yeah! Don't worry about it though Okaa-san hates wearing formal wear so casual should be okay."

Naruto grinned in delight "Good because I hate formal wear too, I'll see you later at 6:00 okay?"

Kiba nodded as he paid for what he was buying and headed off towards his house as Naruto did the same

Few hours later

Naruto, who had hidden his features underneath a genjutsu, knocked on the door to the Inuzuka compound, when it opened he noticed that it wasn't either Tsume or Kiba and politely asked "Who are you?"

The girl who had opened the door smiled "I'm Inuzuka Hana, Kiba's Onee-san" she looked around little "Where's your Onii-san?"

Naruto rubbed his head a little "He had some business to take care in Makai"

Hana frowned "That's too bad, but come in, come in" When Naruto walked into the door Hana stepped in front of him and called out "Okaa-san, Runt! Naruto-san is here!"

Tsume and Kiba looked up from their game of cards while Kiba growled "I am not a runt!"

Hana scoffed "Whatever runt" Tsume just laughed at her bickering children

It was then she noticed that Naruto's features were missing "Naruto-san, don't hide those fluffy features of yours!"

Naruto hesitated a bit and Tsume decided he was taking too long so she dispelled his genjutsu "Kai!" and his tails and ears became visible to the world

Hana like all women before her gave a cry of "KAWAII!" and proceeded to pet his tails and ears, causing him to blush

"Hana-san please stop that!" he cried in embarrassment

Hana didn't stop and asked playfully "Why should I?"

Tsume noticed something off about Naruto and looked a little lower and coughed "Hana I think you should stop."

Hana pouted "Why though?" When Tsume pointed down Hana figured 'Look down'

When she did however what she saw made her entire face heat up "Oh dear, did I do that?"

Naruto had a rather large bulge in his pants and his eyes looked a little clouded

Slowly Naruto recovered his senses only to be asked "What happened?"

Sighing he launched into the second explanation on primal for the day, causing the women to blush and Kiba to think what would happen if he petted a female Youkai

Naruto gained all of their attention with a simple question "so…what's for dinner?"

This seemed to break all of their fantasizing as they sat down at a table and Tsume brought out the food she had prepared

As they ate Tsume decided to start a conversation "Naruto-kun I was wondering…how would you feel about an alliance between our respective clans?"

Naruto set down his glass of water "I'm not really sure since my Aniki is the head I can't really make that decision"

Tsume nodded "I know but how do you personally feel about it?"

Naruto thought about it his tails waving through the air calmly "I personally wouldn't mind an alliance, I have a feeling the council will start to make moves against us"

Tsume nodded "I wouldn't put it past the Haruno clan head or Danzo that damn war hawk"

The sentence was followed by a choking silence that none liked so Tsume decided she needed to change to subject to something nicer

"Naruto how do you feel about my Musume?" (3)

Hana spit out the water in her mouth in surprise, unfortunately for Kiba she sprayed it all over him "Okaa-san!"

Naruto blushed "Where did this come from Tsume-san?"

Tsume grinned "Well you see Hana is getting to that point where she'll be needing a mate but se hasn't even considered any of the boys around her so…" she let her statement hang in the air

Hana began to protest some more when Naruto spoke again blushing the entire time "Well…she's pretty if I do say so myself, she seems nice enough; it seems she can handle herself well enough"

Hana blushed redder and redder as Naruto spoke while Tsume grinned "How would you like to go out with her?"

Kiba choked on his drink "Okaa-san! Stop playing matchmaker between Onee-san and Naruto!" Tsume just laughed it off as Naruto began fiddling with his own tail his embarrassment painfully obvious

"Well…I uhhhh…wouldn't mind…if she doesn't…" he trailed off to embarrassed to continue

Hana fiddled with her chopsticks "I…uh…don't mind" Tsume grinned

"Perfect! Now we simply wait for the fireworks to start!" the three teens looked at her in confusion

Tsume grumbled about ignorant kids "You know when they do the dirty together?"

All three teens blushed heavily while Hana yelled out "Okaaaaaa-saaan!"

They continued with dinner occasionally talking about various things and Tsume took every opportunity to tease the new couple

Meanwhile in Makai

Kaoru gratefully accepted the seat offered to him "Arigatou gozaimasu Kashoku-dono (4)

Kashoku was a tall raven haired woman whose body was similar to Akane's, and she had beautiful Ruby red eyes. She was accompanied by two identical attendants 'Twins?' Kaoru thought to himself

Turning back to Kashoku he leaned forward and placed his head on the back of his hands "So you wish to form an alliance?"

Kashoku nodded her head "Yes we feel that it would benefit our clan greatly to be your allies Kaoru-dono"

Kaoru chuckled "You're the first one other than family who doesn't call me Mashin-sama"

Kashoku laughed as well "I doubt that, don't others call you Ijin, Enma, Mao, Akki, debiru, and the most common one bastard?"

Kaoru laughed good naturedly "Hai, thanks for reminding me forgot about those, even the rebels seemed to have slipped my mind for a moment there"

Kashoku settled down and smiled at Kaoru "So what do you say?"

Kaoru stopped laughing to look at her "What I am concerned about is why does a proud clan like yours want to ally yourself with us now?"

Kashoku nodded her head his concern was rightfully placed "We saw you and your other allies fight and we feel that you are worthy of our aid in battle"

Kaoru snorted "Were those the words of your council?"

Kashoku nodded "Yes they were how did you know?"

Kaoru grimaced "It was easy Councils tend to believe their people above everybody else my council members believe the same way"

Kashoku grimaced as well "True, well then I'm sure you're tired and wish to rest from your long journey"

Kaoru nodded "Hai that would be appreciated very much"

Kashoku nodded her head "Ling-ling, Mei-Mei carry Kaoru-dono's things and follow us!"

The two twins nodded "Hai Kashoku-sama"

Mei-Mei picked up his coat which he had taken off, and Ling-ling picked up his weapon which he had set aside

Kashoku motioned for him to follow her "This way please Kaoru-dono"

Kaoru nodded as he followed her out of the room

After many turns and hallways they reached a door which Kashoku opened "This will be your room for the duration of your stay here, I hope you like it"

Kaoru sweat dropped when he saw it the bed was shaped like a giant heart complete with heart shaped pillows, the head board had pillars instead of the normal flat board, there was a pole in one corner of the room facing the bed, a mini bar near the window, a chair near the head board with holes in it that looked like they were made to fit two legs in, a shelf next to the chair that had a variety of items: handcuffs, dildos, and… "Is that whipped cream?" Kaoru asked as he stared at the final item on the shelf Kashoku nodded

Kaoru shook it off and continued to study the room, on the other side of the room there were: a bathroom which Kaoru decided to look at later, an open closet which had to his shock leather outfits obviously for more…lewd things, and a hole which had a sign over it which read "pleasure hole". In fact the only normal spot in the whole room Kaoru noticed was the desk next to him; that was shot down when he noticed a pamphlet describing each object in the room

Kashoku nodded to her attendants who placed Kaoru's thins on the ground and left the room

Kashoku turned towards Kaoru who had picked up the pamphlet "Feel free to use any item in here, when you want to use one simply press the green button on the screen by each item and a list of girls that work those areas will come up, then simply pick one and depending on the station she will show up:

Kaoru raised an eyebrow "I thought you were a proud clan not shameless"

Kashoku laughed "Proud yes, though each clan member has different things they're proud about, many are in fact proud of their abilities to satisfy their partners in bed"

Kaoru sighed before shrugging "Arigatou gozaimasu"

Kashoku nodded as well "For reasons I'm sure you know we'll be locking you in here"

Kaoru waved her off "Yeah I know"

Kashoku nodded once again before exiting "Good night Kaoru-dono"

Kaoru looked around once more before sighing "Well let's take a look at the bathroom"

Upon entering the bathroom he was not surprised by the fact that it was designed for a man's taste: there was a mirror in front of the toilet which upon loser inspection had a button next to it. Kaoru hesitated on pushing it 'most likely something perverted like everything else in my room'; when he looked at the shower he wasn't surprised to find another one of those screens near it 'The girls hear take pride in weird things' he thought to himself.

Not finding anything else out of the ordinary in the bathroom he sat on the bed with the pamphlet 'I wonder how many of these stations actually feature Ryuu clan members and not prisoners of war…I wouldn't doubt that some of these use a prisoner instead of an actual clan member'

He decided to read the pamphlet to see what each one did

Guest room number 1

There are 8 button stations in the room, we are sure you've noticed 7 out of 8 by now,

Kaoru was surprised at how accurate it was he had only found 7

The eighth button is by the door

This button is only to be used when you wish to be with a girl willing to go through all of the stations in the room.

Now that, that is out of the way let's go over how the buttons work…

To start you simply push the green button

The screen will come to life and ask you what function you want it to perform (for stations with multiple scenarios)

The screen will ask you to pick a servicer

After picking please read the instructions that come up

Then relax and enjoy!

Kaoru raised an eyebrow "That's an overly nice way to say things" he then read the last sentence on the page

Now to explain the various stations…

End chapter

I hoped you liked it

I was originally planning on putting all of the dinners in one chapter but then I felt that was too much.

But no matter what each exam will have its own chapter no matter how long it is

(1) Oboko – virgin

(2) Minna – everyone

(3) Musume – daughter

(4) Kashoku – bright light

R&R