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"Speech"
'Thought'
"Demon/summon/demon influenced speech"
'Demon/summon thought'
Jutsu
(A/N)
Nicknames
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Next day in Konoha
Naruto yawned as he woke up and rubbed his eyes, when they were fully opened he blinked "This isn't my room"
Looking around in a surprisingly calm state of mind Naruto concluded one thing "Okay I'm in someone's living room"
It was then he felt his blanket move curious he looked down "Okay it really is a blanket…then…what's moving it?"
Looking around him he noticed a lump next to him on his right side on top of two of his tails. Slowly Naruto moved the blanket off of the person's head
He was shocked to find Hana curled up and sleeping peacefully next to him in only a near transparent sleeping gown and underwear
Cautious he raised the blanket to make sure he was clothed "Good nothing happened last night" he sighed in relief
Hana trembled from the sudden chill as she subconsciously inched closer to him and wrapped her arms around him for warmth
Naruto smiled down at her "Oh? So she has this cute side to her does she?"
Hana started to mumble something he couldn't here, curious he leaned closer to her to here what she was saying only to yelp in surprise, and his free tails to stand on end when she wrapped her arms around his neck and pulled him on top of her.
'Crap if she wakes up and sees me like this she'll call me a Chikan! (1)'
Hoping to not wake her Naruto stayed perfectly still without moving an inch much to the amusement of Tsume who quietly watched everything from her spot on the stairs which Naruto had missed in his first glance
Hana mumbled again but this time Naruto heard her clearly "Oh…Naruto-kun such a naughty boy being turned on just by looking at me…we should… fix this little problem of yours shouldn't we"
Naruto blushed and mentally screamed 'WHAT THE HELL IS SHE DREAMING ABOUT!'
He was interrupted of any further thoughts when Hana somehow flipped them over in her sleep so that she was on top straddling his waist. She began to mumble again as she let herself fall on top of Naruto's chest her hair cascading all around him
"I'll show you who's on top of this relationship Naruto-kun" she moved over and kissed him on the lips fiercely
Tsume was barely restraining her laughter she couldn't believe how funny this was 'I'll never let those two live this down!'
Her silent laughter was cut short when she saw where Hana's hands were going 'Whoa, whoa, whoa do not want grandchildren yet!'
Standing up she hurried over to the two and gently pushed Hana over waking her up in the process, while Naruto sent her a silent thank you
Hana groaned "What happened, and why am I on the floor?"
Tsume decided that now would be the best time to start teasing them "Well Hana I just had to stop you from raping poor Naruto-kun over here." She smiled at Hana's shocked face, while Naruto blushed and hid his face with his tails
"I almost did what?" Hana asked incredulously
Tsume smirked as Naruto pulled the covers over his head "Well at first you pulled Naruto-kun on top of you then apparently flipped him over and straddled him"
Tsume tapped her chin "Though I didn't hear what you were saying"
Naruto's muffled voice could be heard from underneath the blanket
"What was that Naruto-kun I couldn't hear you" Tsume said as she prodded Naruto with her finger
Removing the blanket Naruto rubbed his tails out of nervous habit "Well uh she said… 'Oh…Naruto-kun such a naughty boy being turned on just by looking at me…we should… fix this little problem of yours shouldn't we' and then later she said I'll show you who's on top of this relationship Naruto-kun"
Tsume roared in laughter as Hana hid underneath the blankets
It was then Kiba came down the stairs with a yawn Akamaru sitting on his head "What's with all the noise down here?"
Tsume motioned him to come over "Hey Kiba-kun, listen to this…" Kiba nodded as his mother whispered into his ears
When she finished Kiba ran around screaming his head off "Dear Kami-sama! Onee-san is a dominatrix!" he continued to scream his while Hana chased him around trying to deny it mixed in with threat of pain if he didn't shut up
Tsume chuckled then decided to role play a little bit as well "Oh where did I go wrong…my Musume is into such dirty things"
Hana glared at her mother "If I am I know where I get it from! Don't think I haven't seen your little box of secrets Okaa-san!" Tsume blushed at being caught until she heard Kiba scream in terror
"Oh Kami-sama, Onee-san and Okaa-san are both dominatrix's!" Tsume and Hana both glared at him
"Shut up you little runt!" they soon gave chase while Naruto simply sweat dropped
Kiba eventually ran out of the house screaming at the top of his lungs the two women hot on his trail
Naruto sighed "I guess there's no breakfast then, guess I'll see if that Ichiraku place is open yet" he mumbled to himself as he wrote a little note and left
On the way out he noticed other Inuzuka clan members staring at the dust cloud that Naruto assumed was Kiba and his family
They all turned to him and spoke in unison "Do we even want to know?"
Naruto shrugged "Maybe…something about Hana-san and Tsume-san being dominatrix's" the Inuzukas blanched
Naruto laughed "guess you didn't want to know" he walked away whistling a happy tune
As he walked around he noticed everyone staring at him and his tails, causing him to sweat drop again "They're just noticing now?" he asked aloud
Everyone within hearing distance nodded only making the sweat drop bigger as Naruto thought 'At least they're honest'
Naruto shook it off as he continued to walk towards Ichiraku ramen he idly noticed a group of women following him but chose to ignore them and continued to walk
When e reached Ichiraku he eagerly sat down and called out an order "One Miso ramen please!"
Ayame looked up from the dishes and smiled when she saw Naruto but frowned at the crowd behind him "Sure thing Naruto-kun coming right up" she turned towards the kitchen Otou-san one Miso ramen!"
She heard him reply with a "Coming right up!"
Turning towards Naruto she saw him struggling not to lash out at the women blatantly flirting with him
"Hey foxy why don't you come home with me and we can howl all day long!" one woman with a decent figure declared cheerfully
Naruto frowned "First of all kitsunes don't howl like that, Ookamis do. Secondly no thanks I have other things to do today."
The others basically did the same thing which ranged from
"Can I have your address?" to
"Want to get down and dirty at my place?"
Naruto just declined each one and quietly ate his ramen which Ayame had quietly placed in front of him while occasionally ordering more which Teuchi happily cooked
When Naruto had finished he paid his bill and went on his way ignoring the crowd of women behind him, making sure that his tails moved out of their reach so he wouldn't go primal in the middle of the village
When he passed a place that sold cinnamon buns he noticed Hinata buying a bag and decided to drop by "Oi Hinata-chan!"
Turning around Hinata was happily surprised to see Naruto "Naruto-kun what is it?" she then noticed the large number of women glaring at her
Naruto rubbed the back of his head sheepishly "Well uh does your Otou-san want me to dress formally for tonight's dinner?"
Hinata looked at him before nodding her head "Hai Otou-sama wishes for formal wear during the diner"
Naruto nodded "Will do" Naruto looked behind him and sighed "You want to ride on my tails out of here?"
Hinata blinked obviously confused "Ride your tail, is that even possible?"
Naruto nodded and moved one of his tails right behind her "Go ahead sit on it…near the middle would be best"
Trusting her boyfriend Hinata sat down surprised at how sold it felt activating her byakugan she noticed an increased amount of chakra in the tail she was sitting on 'So that's why the tail can support me!' she thought
Naruto nodded his head satisfied "Just don't rub it too much I'll explain later at the dinner" Hinata nodded her head accepting his answer
She placed her hands on his tail in surprise when it moved so that she was above the crowd of heads. Naruto looked up at her a smile on his face "Enjoying the view Hime?"
Hinata nodded happily while the crowd murmured angrily
"How come she gets that treatment?"
"Damn Hyuugas taking all the good men!"
"Why does he pick a little girl over us more mature women?"
Naruto turned to glare at them "I choose her because she likes me for who I am! And she's my age!"
The women gasped "Sweet Kami she's in her twenties?"
"She looks like a little girl though!"
Naruto sighed "I'm twelve you pedophiles!"
The women all gasped "Oh Kami-sama! How the hell can a twelve your old kid look this hot!"
Naruto and Hinata rolled their eyes as Naruto began walking eight of his nine tails swaying happily through the air occasionally tickling Hinata who giggled every time they did so
As they walked Naruto asked "Hey did Kiba run by with Tsume-san and Hana-san after him?"
Hinata placed a hand on her chin in thought then nodded "Yeah he did screaming about Hana-san and Tsume-san being dominatrix's or something like that"
Naruto laughed loudly "Oh man they're too funny"
Hinata stared questioningly at him "Naruto-kun do you know something about it?"
Naruto waved a finger at her "I'll tell you later at the dinner" Hinata pouted cutely
"But I want to know now!"
Naruto stuck his tongue out at her "Too bad just be patient."
The rest of the walk was made in silence, when they reached the Hyuuga's compound Naruto let her down slowly then embraced her "I'll see you later Hinata-chan"
She smiled up at him "Hai, Naruto-kun" She leaned forward as did he, and their lips met in a sweet kiss which increased in intensity as they hugged each other tighter. Naruto eventually broke the kiss
"Wow…that was Amazing Hinata-chan"
Hinata nodded breathless
Naruto turned to walk away "I'll see you in a little bit Hinata-chan" he then vanished from her sight
Hinata smiled a small smile before turning around and walking into the compound to get ready for the dinner.
Few hours later
Naruto, wearing his formal garb, knocked on the large doors of the Hyuuga compound, when the gate opened and two guards came out Naruto spoke "Kazama Naruto here for an invitational dinner with Hyuuga Hiashi and his family"
The guards nodded as one led him to where he would be eating upon entering he bowed "Good afternoon Hiashi-san"
Hiashi bowed as well "And good afternoon to you Naruto-san"
Hiashi gestured to the children behind him "These are my daughters; Hinata you know…" Hinata bowed
"Good afternoon Naruto-kun" to which Naruto bowed back and repeated
Hiashi continued "This…" he gestured to the younger girl next the Hinata "Is my youngest daughter Hanabi five years Hinata's junior"
Again formalities where exchanged between Naruto and the newly introduced Hanabi
Next Hiashi gestured to the only male in the group other than himself "And this is my nephew Neji, unfortunately his father my tsuin (2) is no longer with us due to troubles between Kumo and our family"
Neji scowled but bowed nonetheless "Nice to meet you Kazama-san" he said through gritted teeth
Naruto frowned "You don't have to force yourself you know I'm used to being treated badly"
Neji scoffed and walked to his seat
Hiashi sighed heavily showing he was upset about his nephew's attitude "You will have to forgive him, he's been like that ever since Hizashi, my Tsuin died"
Naruto nodded his head "I'm sorry to hear that Hiashi-san, but I must restate my earlier comment. I am used to being treated harshly by others despite my clan origins"
Hiashi leaned forward resting his head on his hands "Can you please explain that? From what I understand you come from a noble lineage even in Makai."
Naruto sat down across from Hiashi as the two girls listened in respectfully "Well you see although Aniki and I are from the Kitsune clan we are considered half-breeds, because our Okaa-san was a human. In the eyes of many Youkai, this makes us inferior to them." Naruto paused to drink some tea
"Furthermore us being men many Youkai felt they had more power than us, as women make the majority of the Youkai population, the ratio of men to women is 1:4 I believe Aniki has mentioned this before."
Hanabi raised her hand as if she were in a classroom "So why does that make you weaker in their eyes?"
Naruto laughed "Well the funny thing is...the women are generally stronger than the males, but males tend to be smarter in terms of strategies."
Neji snorted "So basically they thought you were weaklings who were only good for planning"
Naruto nodded "That is correct, though you forgot that the female Youkai also viewed men as a means of fulfilling their carnal desires and producing children"
Hiashi coughed "Please go back to what you were saying earlier Naruto-san"
Naruto rubbed his head "Right, so basically Aniki and I were criticized harshly and it was believed that neither of us would amount to anything except for maybe…you know"
The Hyuugas nodded understanding what he was trying to say
"In response to these unfair views Aniki and I basically trained our asses off and rose in the ranks until I became Shirei and Aniki became Kokuou"
Hanabi's and Neji's eyes widened as Naruto continued "Still skeptical we were not trusted by many of the soldiers. Many mostly men rebelled against us a movement that is still going on though they have been silent for a while now. To prove myself I wiped out an enemy strike force single handedly."
By now Hiashi's eyes were wide, Neji and Hanabi were openly gaping at the teen in front of them and Hinata smiled having heard this already
"To prove himself Aniki recaptured a major trade city by himself while eliminating all enemy soldiers"
All eyes widened they did not know this
Naruto smiled "Well I do believe that's enough about me don't you think?"
Hinata nodded her agreement "Hai, you promised to tell me about what you knew about Kiba and his odd behavior today Naruto-kun"
Naruto chuckled "That I did, well as you might know I had dinner with the Inuzukas yesterday…" Hiashi nodded his head in acknowledgment, though he too was interested why the Tsume's son was running around the village screaming his head off
"Well I had stayed the night with them and when I woke up Kiba was screaming something about Hana-san being a dominatrix and when Tsume laughed Hana said she was one as well so Kiba started screaming about both his Okaa-san and Hana-san being dominatrix's"
Hiashi sighed "You know more about this don't you?"
Naruto whistled innocently "Maybe, maybe not either way I really don't want to talk about it"
Hinata pouted "No fair you didn't tell me anything!"
Naruto sighed in defeat and whispered what happened into her ears, causing her to turn beat red as he did so
Hinata held a hand to her mouth "Oh my, I had no idea Hana-san and Tsume-san were into those kinds of things"
Hiashi, Hanabi, and Neji stared at her wondering what she had been told by Naruto
Naruto shivered all of a sudden and looked around "Why do I get the feeling someone is staring at me intently?"
Hiashi looked around, not noticing anyone he activated his Byakugan and sighed when he found the reason "Not to worry it's just a couple of main branch members staring at you with the Byakugan"
Naruto thought about it for a moment "Can't they look through my clothes?"
Hiashi's eyes widened "You're right I will stop them right now sumimasen"
Sighing Naruto mumbled "Jeez and I thought they wouldn't do that in this clan" followed by a list of clans he remembered for being perverts
Hinata looked thoughtful as she went over what was just said 'I can see through his clothes with Byakugan!'
Quietly forming the hand seal she muttered "Byakugan!" then stared intently at Naruto. She took in his toned muscles and basically checked him out from head to toe staring at his waist longer than necessary
Eventually her nose began to bleed slightly which didn't go unnoticed by Naruto who sweat dropped and covered himself "Hinata-chan please don't look at me like that!"
Hinata quickly deactivated her Byakugan while Hanabi stared at her questioningly "Onee-san where you just…" Hinata quickly covered her mouth and hissed in her ears "Not a word Imouto!"
Hanabi gulped and nodded while thinking 'Kowai Onee-san'
Neji was mildly surprised at how fast Hinata had moved but didn't say anything about it
Naruto just chuckled good naturedly it was then Hiashi returned "I'm sorry for my clan members they have been properly warned"
Naruto nodded his head in thanks before looking around "There is dinner…right?"
Hiashi smacked himself in the head which struck the younger Hyuugas as odd.
"That's what I forgot! Sorry I'll have the cooks bring dinner out right away!" Hiashi quickly walked into the room next door which Naruto presumed was the kitchen
Hinata fiddled with her fingers "Naruto-kun you mentioned something about your tails earlier could you explain that?"
Naruto nodded and explained the whole primal thing again to the listening Hyuugas causing Hanabi who had once or twice reached for his tails only to pull back, glad that she never got a hold them
She felt something tickling her side and started laughing followed shortly by Hinata who felt the same sensation.
Neji looked on amused as Naruto tickled his cousins with his tails, Naruto's ears twitching now and then in amusement
This is what Hiashi walked in to as his cooks followed him with their food, the cooks smiled softly as they watched the daughter's of the clan head enjoying themselves so immensely
When Naruto noticed them he immediately stopped tickling the two girls a smile plastered on his face while the girls regained their breath allowing the cooks to place the food on the table as Hiashi nodded to them in thanks
They then proceeded to eat as the cooks went away presumably to eat their own meal. During the dinner they talked and told stories of their lives to each other and learned a little bit about each other's personal life
With Akane and Company
Akane sat on Anko's couch with Anko, Kurenai, and a new person she was introduced to during the day who was sitting on a pillow on the ground.
The fourth girl, Yuugao Akane believed her name was, was of medium height, and with long purple hair of similar shade to Anko, and her most distinguishing feature was the ANBU tattoo on her right shoulder
The reason the four girls had decided to meet at Anko's apartment was simple…they were playing a punishment game featuring cards
"So let me get this straight…The winner picks gives a command to two numbers which are picked after the game ends?"
Akane smiled "Hai! Though it's more fun in a big group…we should play this with Naruto and Kaoru when he gets back!"
Yuugao fidgeted around "But Akane-san, I already have a boyfriend in Hayate"
Anko patted her on the back "Ah don't sweat it! Bring him along!"
Yuugao sweat dropped at her friend's simplicity "Right…Anko you're enjoying it before we've even started…aren't you?" Anko nodded happily causing Yuugao to sweat drop again
Akane smiled again "Alright let's start!"
When the game ended Akane beamed in happiness "Alright I won!" the others grumbled and each picked a number
"Alright Number One force Number Three to wear this outfit!" she cheered loudly as she pulled a VERY frilly dress seemingly out of no where. The dress was bright pink and looked like it belonged on a doll not on a person. Akane smiled "I have a matching hat and make up too!"
All three looked at their numbers immediately and Anko paled as Kurenai smirked
Anko began sweating "Ah! I uh need to uh go to the…bathroom!" she made to get up only to be held down by Kurenai
"Oh no you don't Anko…" Kurenai smirked evilly at her "Payback for that time yo forced me to wear the bunny outfit!" Kurenai proceeded to strip Anko of her current clothing and forced the dress onto her with the matching hat, then applied the make up making Anko look like a porcelain doll
Anko scowled "I hate this thing" she stood in front of a mirror observing herself while occasionally tugging at the dress while Kurenai smirked at her handiwork
Yuugao couldn't resist and began taking pictures despite Anko's protests Akane just laughed
"Alright let's play again and Anko has to wear that for at least one game"
Anko groaned
In Makai
Kaoru stared at the note in front of him in disbelief "What the hell do you mean our meeting is cancelled today!" he eventually roared
The servant who had handed him the note backed away in fear "Kashoku-sama wasn't feeling well so she had to cancel!" she squeaked in fear
Kaoru growled "Fine, I'll just wander around the area is that suitable to her?"
The servant nodded her head quickly as Kaoru walked away from the meeting room
Kaoru grumbled as he walked around the compound looking for something to occupy his time "What to do, what to do…" he felt someone tap him on the shoulder, turning around he glanced at the young girl looking up at him
"May I help you?"
She nodded her head "May I" she paused unsure of herself as Kaoru patiently waited for her to finish ""May I draw a picture of you?"
Kaoru although surprised by the request nodded his head "Sure why not, just lead the way"
Smiling the girl led him to a garden area with a large Sakura tree which happened to be in full bloom and a koi pond fifty meters away from it. The area looked well kept as Kaoru whistled his appreciation "Nice garden"
The girl smiled "Arigatou gozaimasu the gardeners in our clan take great care of it" Kaoru nodded his head as he looked around some more noticing a group of women coming out of a building to the right of where he was standing
Ignoring them he turned to the girl and asked "So where do you want me to be for this picture?"
Blushing, the girl pointed to the Sakura tree and the koi pond "I was hoping to draw a scene with you near the Sakura tree and the koi pond"
Kaoru looked at the spot she described "Wouldn't that be hard to get a good look at? I mean the distance between the two is pretty big, you would have to be pretty far to get a good look at me with those two spots in the picture"
The girl looked at the spot as well before hanging her head I depression "You're right"
Sensing that she was about to cry Kaoru decided to help her out again "Why don't you draw two pictures? One under the Sakura tree and the other by the koi pond?"
The girl smiled "You're right I can do that! You…you don't mind do you?"
Kaoru shook his head "Not at all"
Nodding her head the girl led him to where she wanted him to be "Could you sit here in a relaxed pose or something?" he girl asked. Nodding Kaoru sat down his right leg out stretched the left was drawn close to his body as he placed his left arm on his left knee and placed his right hand on the ground to balance himself.
The girl nodded her head in satisfaction "Nice! That's perfect Ijin-sama!"
Her shout caught the attention of the girls who had been walking around the other end of the garden, curious they all came over and promptly drooled at the sight of Kaoru in such a relaxed pose
"Dear Lord! Kaiya, are you drawing a picture of him?" one girl asked excitedly
The now known Kaiya nodded her head "Hai Natsumi-sempai, I am"
One of the other girls looked Kaoru up and down "Don't you think he'd look better without the shirt?"
There was a chorus of agreement as the girls all crowded around him while Kaiya desperately tried to calm them down "Minna-san please stop and let me draw!" she pleaded but it fell on deaf ears
Sighing Kaiya took a deep breath "WILL YOU ALL SHUT THE HELL UP AND GET OUT OF THE PICTURE!"
The intensity of her voice shocked everyone silent as they all stared at her in surprise. Kaoru coughed "Let her draw her picture then you can ask for requests how about that?"
The girls agreed as Kaiya began to draw while Kaoru relaxed and leaned against the tree while looking to the sky 'So peaceful'
The image was enhanced as Sakura petals fell around him gently as the girls forever ingrained the image into their brains Kaiya vigorously drew what she saw before her
End chapter
Hope you liked this Please R&R
Akane and her group were playing deuces if anyone was wondering about that. A punishment game is basically a game where the winner gets to decided a 'punishment' for the losers
(1) Chikan – pervert (Hentai actually means abnormal, so I guess they consider porn abnormal)
(2) Tsuin – twin (there's probably a better word for this but I am too lazy to actually look for it)
Any questions? Feel free to ask! :)
